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 No.8907[Reply]

So you're telling me that not once, NOT ONCE, did any of the Fellowship members try to ravage the virgin assholes of any of their hobbit companions? This is absolutely laughably unrealistic. Think about it. You're on the road for months, haven't had a proper tumble with the boys since you left Rivendell and here, right beside you, are these perfectly round, lightly misted, woodland-fragranced, young and perky hobbit buttholes only inches away from your raging erection. Now let's be honest, tell me without a hint of sarcasm that you wouldn't. OF COURSE you would. ANYBODY would. What's the big deal? It's only natural. But NOOOo, of course that's not "politically correct" enough for the fun family adventure that is Lord of the Rings. I mean even in the book it doesn't happen and there it's just blatant omission of what actually goes down in the trenches. Isn't Tolkien a WW1 veteran? He of all people must know what it's like to be out there in the field, 6 inches deep in some pretty lad's poon because morale is so low that you'd do anything to get your mind off the shit to come. I say it again, who do Jackson and Tolkien think they're fooling? You know it. I know it. Everybody knows it. In reality those hobbits would have gotten fucked so hard by Aragorn's numenorean ubermensch cock that they would have had to be carried through the mines of Moria and to the lands beyond. It actually takes me so much out of the experience that whenever I watch Fellowship I contemplate re-editing the movie only to interlace gay midget porn at opportune moments where it would have made sense for the hobbits to get buttpummeled. Doesn't even matter if they're not wearing the right costumes, it would still feel more authentic than the travesty that we got. Jackson? Yeah right. More like Hackson.
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 No.8909

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>>8907
but I poop from there.

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 No.8974

>>8909
Fuck off pedo KIKE



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 No.8900[Reply]

Post real life kino

None of that fake actor and actress blockbuster trash that ruins your worldview

https://youtube.com/c/NNC99


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 No.8879[Reply]

How do I get good at writing kino reviews which get lots of upboats?


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 No.8865[Reply]

If Jews don't care about beauty then why is this scene so great? It's just beautiful. Inspires awe and wonder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJlmYh27MHg&t=8s
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 No.8866

>If Jews don't care about beauty then why is this scene so great?
They had to pretend for while or the goyim wouldn't have started watching their trash in the first place.

>It's just beautiful. Inspires awe and wonder.

It's not that good.

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 No.8868

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Lol, i prefer the bug version tbqhwyf

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 No.8873

Did this scene scare you as a kid? It scares me even now.

>>8866
It is beautiful. The scene has a great build up (music) and two climaxes, one at :33 and one at 2:23. I like the somewhat subtle choir coming in at 2:30. The brachiosaurus calls are beautiful too. The two scientists are nerdy, the Jew's first thought is money ("we're gonna make a fortune") and Hammond (dressed in all "white" lol) is obsessed with creation.

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 No.8874

>>8873
meant to post <

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 No.8875

my img wont post :(



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>>8869
not sure how to contribute but i've always respected those who don't ever repeat themselves. repetitive cursing is prone to that.

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 No.8872

Imma hide this
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 No.8852[Reply]

heh been getting really into gg allin even tho i know he was a degenerate
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 No.8853

Dis belong inna music thread

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 No.8855

he died speedballing because he was a sissy faggot



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>>8745
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==There might be something more coming here. not sure what, until then sneed desu

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 No.8843

Looks kind of bad but a nice anecdote nonetheless

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 No.8844

>>8843
the article implies it was a test piece to get a studio to hire the devs so don't expect much. it's cool that they've open sourced it and are giving it away for free. it is the only free ps1 game that i know of and useful for legally testing emulators.



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 No.8830[Reply]

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>>8830
Wasn't that one weeb meme nigger with the dakimakura busted for CP aswell? This was some time in 2014 iirc

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 No.8832

>>8831
jkid?

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 No.8834

>>8832
Idk i just member he was in some meems

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 No.8836

>>8832
Hi's name was thad

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 No.8837

Anime faggot is a pedo, not even surprised



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 No.7529[Reply]

Greenland
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 No.8676

>>8674
>An apple original film
Wtf? Apple is producing movies now?

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 No.8692

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>STOP THE FUCKING PLANE. WE AREN'T LETTING YOU TAKE OFF WITHOUT ME AND MY WIFE AND KID INSIDE
>PLANE CRASHES NEAR THE SHELTER AND PLOTS GET IMPALED BY ICE AND DIE
>LOL SORRY BOUT THAT PILOTS, LOL *FUCKS OFF TO THE SHELTER* THANKS NIGGAS

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 No.8693

Who else spotted the wmaf in the end scene

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 No.8703

>>8692
To be fair he did try to save them though (just like with the molten debris dude he saved to make up for hatchet to the head guy) and it wouldn't have made much of a difference cuz the blast wave would have hit them even without the 5 minute delay on the runway

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 No.8833

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>>8674
Just watched this aswell, had some serious pacing issues as is par for the course w/herzog's shit

Also the shitskin scenes were pretty shit too

Overall p watchable though



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