No.25815
You WILL be judged mercilessly on first impressions by HR roasties
>He, like, didn't show enough warmth and empathy. He didn't know our Core Strategic values.
You WILL be bossed around by a Project Manager middle aged woman with no college degree who knows nothing about what anyone does.
>Anon, it's been two days and you haven't updated the Priority List, Strategic Plan, Delivery Stakeholder Engagement
>Anon, when I asked how many semi colons in your code at the weekly Status-Enhancing-For-Me overly big meeting where I can show Leadership, you said you had to quote get back to me unquote. You're not showing enough grip on this highly valuable project.
You WILL be judged on your social skills above ALL else.
>Anon, you've been meeting your targets but the stakeholders say they're worried about your lack of personal presence in meetings. You haven't been showing enough strategic vision or promoting innovative synergies. What, you want specific examples of what you need to do? Please, act professional.
You WILL hear about Becky's and Stacey's and Karen's families and boyfriends and they WILL bring them up in conversation by first name and act puzzled when you ask who they're talking about.
>So anyway Anon, Chad and I went to... Anon, Chad is my fiancee, he works at Barclays as an Investment Banking Vice President...
The 24 year old Princeton graduate WILL be promoted over you despite you being 4 years older.
>Everyone, I'm excited to say that Chase Parker is the new Senior Manager for the Strategic Synergies division. He has shown a remarkable level of vision, teamwork, and initiative. He will be leading a team involving our project managers Karen, Sharon, and Faron, programmers, Sooraj, Jacachavayatava, and Randall and our junior data analyst Anon!
You WILL wonder how coworkers with the same job as you can afford holidays abroad multiple times a year. You WILL see coworkers your age talk about marrige and kids while you've NEVER even been on a date.
No.25819
>>25619
No.25820
>You WILL be judged mercilessly on first impressions by HR roasties
tbf you're judged on first impressions by everyone in life
>He, like, didn't show enough warmth and empathy
that's not actually what they look for in candidates, you just can't be a sperg. FAGMAN tech workers (aka 21st century yuppies) tend to be cold cunning superficial people (like almost all people these days tbh who aren't blue collar)
>You WILL be bossed around by a Project Manager middle aged woman with no college degree who knows nothing about what anyone does.
pretty sure FAGMAN hires younger women for that more often, but it tends to be about equal in genders
>Anon, it's been two days and you haven't updated the Priority List, Strategic Plan, Delivery Stakeholder Engagement
don't forget pointless SCRUM/stand-up meetings
>You WILL be judged on your social skills above ALL else.
again, like anywhere else in life
>You WILL hear about Becky's and Stacey's and Karen's families and boyfriends and they WILL bring them up in conversation by first name
who cares about dat lol
>So anyway Anon, Chad and I went to... Anon, Chad is my fiancee, he works at Barclays as an Investment Banking Vice President...
again, who cares? the gold digger will divorce him later anyway and take half his crap. the rich do not have statistically different divorce rates (~50%) than the poors. unless you live in a sharia law country or north korea it's a retarded idea for a man who has more assets than his wife to get married. ryan gosling for example had the sense to not marry his partner whom he has kids with
>The 24 year old Princeton graduate WILL be promoted over you despite you being 4 years older.
yea well the west & europe are not asia. i thot u lolbertarians/darwinists are all about meritocracy and killing off the old to reduce healthcare costs
>You WILL wonder how coworkers with the same job as you can afford holidays abroad multiple times a year.
they actually only give like 20 days PTO not sure where ur getting dis from
>You WILL see coworkers your age talk about marrige and kids while you've NEVER even been on a date.
not from my experience, white people in this industry don't start getting married until their mid-30s. and unless you're a NEET, live with your parents or are physically crippled like hotwheels, there's nothing stopping you from having a "date" other than irrational fears. even a schizo on welfare like smiley has a regular FWB
No.25856
>>25815just transition already you crybaby
No.25986
>>25975>I work in """"""""'tech"""""""""">I do """"""""""""""consulting"""""""""""""I fucking hate this shit so much.
No.26572
All the coding jobs will be replaced by AI lol
>arstechnica.com/information-technology/2022/10/replits-ghostwriter-ai-can-explain-programs-to-you-or-help-write-them/
No.26579
>>26572"Coding" is not the hard part, it's figuring out what your program needs to have and do, it's like >90% of time spent solving a problem. This isn't like art or music which is much more mechanical/labor-intensive
No.28256
None of this will happen because I am a NEET.
No.31007
>>31006When the economy collapses, these people are going to feel it hardest.
No.31019
>>31006Soyciety is prolapsing
No.31328
>>31327She's worse than a neet. Wagies are LITERALLY indentured servants. Remember she went into debt and through miles of strange dick in college just to do at "work" what neets basically do at home, for free.
No.31332
>>31328she most likely gets paid enough that the debt isn't/wasn't a problem
No.31639
1. Bourgeois goyim posts "Fuck nazis" to signal how loyal he is to the technocrat managerial class feeding his career, while partaking their collective display of resentment towards the rural and the blue collar, while also advertising the product
2. Gets gaslighted and taken advantage of by studio manager kike for the next 2 years
https://medium.com/@mickgordon/my-full-statement-regarding-doom-eternal-5f98266b27ce No.31729
>>31728>breakfast>lunch>snack>dinner>more dinner>A FULL FUCKING PIZZAThese whores spend their entire days stuffing shit into their mouths which is fitting because that's how they got the job in the first place
No.32369
Fucking chatGPT will put all these codemonkeys out of business lol
No.33984
>>32370That pic is what smilecunt does every single day with his case its pretending hes autistic
No.35552
>>35551
No shit. You’re just jealous that you also don’t have the easy life.
No.35585
>>35559
For the record nobody asks about your high school diploma or your bachelor degree. They're both so lowly that it's assumed one has them
No.35586
If you ever find yourself in this situation, shoot them all. It's just that simple. Shoot every single one of them.
No.35591
>>35589I'm unemployed but if I was looking for work I would apply everywhere and just lie about my credentials
No.35594
>>35591Any semi serious job would require official college transcripts.
No.35597
>>25815What a buzzkill post
No.41225
>>35594>require official college transcriptslmao, retards on this site really believe this!
No.42498
>>42496Ok, the Karen haircut + ear ring looks whimsical on the UX guy because that specific female haircut is supposed to communicate, to confirm that it is a female by hiding her narrow face and small jawline behind the straight hair as soon as she turns and tilts her small round head, it emphasizes how small her head is, it even more hides her already small cheeks and jaw, and immediately aligns with line of her narrow round shoulders. For a guy it's opposite, it does not check out, but super-emphasizes the wide and long face with jaw popping forwards, also the large straight forehead and hits 90deg against the big shoulders, it doesn't work out, it looks like a tiny birds nest falling sideways from his big dumb head. The contrast is emphasis and de-emphasis of features. Complete inversion of the intention, stupidity, autism, hypocrisy, lack of nature and aesthetics.
No.42587
shitcrypto that is mined by returning unsealed products to amazon within 30 days
shitcrypto that is mined by ddosing fbi.gov
shitcrypto that is mined by increasing claimed holocaust victims in wikipedia and retaining the value for 2 months
shitcrypto that is minded by committing a unique name, changing your legal name to it (once common names are all taken) and ensuring it's listed in the sex-offender public registry
No.42588
>>42587>shitcrypto that is mined by increasing claimed holocaust victims in wikipedia and retaining the value for 2 monthsexponentially bigger gains if value is reduced below the (((historian))) accredited baseline
