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 No.32492

>we
>are
>stardust!
>NOTHINGNESS somehow EXPLODED into space, time, energy and the laws of physics
>after this random atoms flew around for NO REASON until they randomly happened to create the extremely delicate and precise conditions life could exist in on earth, thanks to the nothing that exploded exploding into just the right subatomic conditions that could support consciousness
>then the random atoms started to become alive because... well because they just randomly did, okay. they started to replicate by accident and made germs
>and the germs changed into fish that randomly by pure chance particle spasms developed into extremely complex organs to capture light and represent images to a conscious brain that had a precisely balanced chemical makeup that the random spastic atoms from the big morning that created everything happened to make
>and then these water breathing fish started to breathe oxygen because... well because of the autistic whizzing aimless atoms, and then in a gorillion years the fish were monkeys because... because they just fucking were!!!!
>and that’s why you are here
>and everything you see and can conceive of just happens to be there because of the unconscious totally senseless collision of atoms that the nothing created that somehow just happened to pinball until they made an accurate representation of reality inside the most complex organ in existence and this was all meaningless and random and just happened to occur
>oh yes, and despite all this my specific political, moral and scientific beliefs about this ludicrously insane complicated world my random atom brain that exists on extremely delicate perfect conditions just happened to evolve to understand, and that the determined and causal chemicals in said brain made me believe, are undeniably true and you’re a chud if you don’t think the same

 No.32493

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 No.32495

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>>32493
Rape me, sir.

 No.32504

I go and piss and the piss it waits for when i move and it fucking pisses itself out

 No.32505

>>32496
Gay

 No.32535

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>no dude, clouds aren't the souls of dead people floating around, clouds are like....ummm....water that FLOATS and stuff

 No.33263

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>The overwhelming consensus of science is that there is no proof that ghosts exist.[5] Their existence is impossible to falsify,[5] and ghost hunting has been classified as pseudoscience.[6][7][8] Despite centuries of investigation, there is no scientific evidence that any location is inhabited by spirits of the dead.[6][9] Historically, certain toxic and psychoactive plants (such as datura and hyoscyamus niger), whose use has long been associated with necromancy and the underworld, have been shown to contain anticholinergic compounds that are pharmacologically linked to dementia (specifically DLB) as well as histological patterns of neurodegeneration.[10][11] Recent research has indicated that ghost sightings may be related to degenerative brain diseases such as Alzheimer's disease.[12] Common prescription medication and over-the-counter drugs (such as sleep aids) may also, in rare instances, cause ghost-like hallucinations, particularly zolpidem and diphenhydramine.[13] Older reports linked carbon monoxide poisoning to ghost-like hallucinations.[14]

 No.33296

SHUT THE FUCKING KTRKZKZK UP

















KTRKZKZKKTRKZKZKKTRKZKZK
SAGE

 No.34155

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>SCIENCE NIGHT
>LOGIC NIGHT
>ALL IS DUST
>ALL IS NIHIL
>ROUND YON INCEL, MOTHER AND CHILD
>HECCIN FURBABY SO TENDER AND MILD
>SLEEP IN NOTHINGNESS PEACE
>SLEEP IN NOTHINGNESS PEACE

 No.34156

>it's another faggy foky thread

 No.34325

>>34155
>>MOTHER
*BIRTHING PARENT ONE

 No.45151


 No.51056

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I prefer starfire tbqh

 No.51092

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>>51056
More of a Jinx man, myself.

 No.51094

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>>32504
Redpill me on >>32493
>>32495

 No.51232

Did you write this OP

 No.51235

>>51232
Jk. I wrote all that. Op Y U no gibs me credit?!

 No.51240

>>51235
This guy is a FAKE RETARD!

 No.51255

I win again ahahahahahahahahaha

 No.51266

>>51255
The games you play don’t run on a laptop who was utter shit ten years ago, I wrote off my life before it even started

 No.51276

>>51266
I wrote you off cuz you wouldn't let me suck your dick to prove that I'm not gay.

 No.51277

The only thing I would accept from you is a bullet you fat sack of disgusting meat

 No.51284

>>51266
I dont have a laptop



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