No.40922
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No.40928
No. This place is far from active enough to warrant a new board. You only ever need to make a new board when there's so much activity surrounding a certain topic that it becomes too intrusive for 'general discussion'. As things are it takes months to even fill a single thread.
No.40933
i vote no for the following reasons but it's not a hill i'm dying on (personally i will just avoid /new/ since nus/politics doesn't interest me anymore), whatever makes you happy, i can toggle on enabling moving threads to other boards (it'll add [Move] as another option in the mod panel) and i don't think there should be any technical problem:
1. post rate is still too low to justify a split imo. the front page's PPD stat is over-inflated by [redacted].
guess how many posts i get when i count in MySQL from at least 4 dynamic IPs that belong solely to [redacted] from the past 24 hours that I can see by skimming the first two index pages in mod view?
select count(id) from posts_lounge where ip="XX.XX.XXX.XX" or ip="XX.XX.XXX.XX" or ip="XX.XX.XXX.XXX" or ip="XX.XX.XXX.XXX" and time > unix_timestamp() - 86400;
i'm not going to give the exact number this command returns but it's more than half of the PPD. imagine what happens if [redacted] decides to take a long break? ded bort.
2. foky seems to be gone permanently now given he's eternally butthurt. when he was around to do his driveby thread bumps and so on that was the only time i felt like a split for a /new/ board had some justification. btw i taunted him a few times on /uhg/ in /pol/ calling him a scared lil bitch that scurried away like a rat lmao, he's easy to spot (only uses confederate or fascist flag, never ends his last sentence with a period but always capitalizes the first letter of his sentences, uses words like "jewtin", "kino" and "bolshevik", posts low-effort MS Paint-esque infographics with lots of text, etc.)
No.40937
No, just keep it as it is. Ignore the new board whiners.
No.40943
>>40939he could be dead, maybe the kadyrovites got him
No.40945
make a board called /nig/ where every word filters to nigger
No.40946
make a gay board full of gay people
No.40948
As much as we should gosh darn HECKERINO go back to the holy trinity of /new/, /r9k/, and /meta/, we haven't grown that much have we?
>>40937>new board whiners.>/new/>new board>>40933>foky seems to be gone permanentlyThank god.
No.40949
make a containment board for all the skitzo tards that post here
aka /new/
No.40951
>>40946You're already posting on one.
No.40959
>>40949Thats actually what meta used to be for
No.41068
Foky is necrobumping.
No.41071
No one really posts news anymore and people would just use the overboard anyway
No.41072
>>41068That's probably methvid
No.41087
>>41074smiley and avid have so much in common! they should date!
No.41092
>>41090I think smiley would be topping avid... I'm not sure how fat his cock is doe
No.41097
>>41096avid, dwarf and dogi will all take cocks
phil will both take and give
hdv and us anons will all be givers
FUN TIMES
No.41109
>>41100>I HAVE A STEM DEGREEdis is not attractive to most men, men want a woman not a competitor
>AND OWN LANDdis is not attractive to most men, men want a woman not a landlord
>COOK DELICIOUS MEALS! I LOVE TO KNIT!now you're starting to get it
>LOOK AT ME THE PERFECT TRAD WIFE!!!yea dey tend to be bullshitters
>MY LIFES PERFECT AND YOU'RE ALL LOSERS WHOMST MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY LIFE!!!do i sense a hint of jealousy dwarfeggcelezboholicspergy?
No.41111
>>41110didnt read lol, pics too distracting dwarfeggcelesbian
No.41124
>>41113she's hot and you're gay
No.41128
I can't remember who chansey is
No.41150
>>41142I remember the name but not the face or person at all. She must not have been very active, or she was some IRC fag
No.41151
>>41142how to get chansey gf
No.41152
>>41142Looks like a girl I met up with who wanted to be a trad wife, she probably has or could've had 3 kids by now. I'm guessing she did and skiddaddled from this place/places like this.
No.41154
>>41150Smiley probably has a whole folder of chansey pics saved.
The last time she made a post -with a pic of her- as a child- riding a horse. She was talking about her wholesome pure childhood-some poster jizzed on that pic and posted it back to her. I think she stopped posting after that. Idk. That was on 8ch.pl/4chon and or 8ch.net/4chon and she disappeared after that.
No.41194
Ban the facebook meme spammer!
No.41201
>>41194This, vikki is a retard weeb who thinks this shit is funny
No.41205
>>41195Pls just stop posting the faceberg memes.
No.41224
>we've grown a bit
>let's bring back something that's so old and beaten to death that even reddit is using
no, it's time to leave the old boards behind once and for all. unironically.
No.41256
>>41252Woah, it's seisatu's famous twin.
No.41320
>>41298Is dis sum Venus Angelic?
No.41322
>>41320I thought the same.
:(
No.41343
>>41325if she was my wife I'd eat her pussy every day
No.41348
>>41345nothing! I just love pussy!
No.41362
reminding myself here so i don't forget or procrastinate:
TODO:
• to mitigate flood attacks, modify post.php to add delay for how often an IP address can make a new thread via some sql and php logic
• write a python script that checks the mysql database every 5 minutes the most recent report and the most recent thread and determine the probability of the threads in question being CP (e.g. does the thread creator have any post history, does the thread contain any words like "child", "loli", "girl", "boy" or a URL in the form of example.ly/KyN9z), and to lock and spoiler such threads
• modify post.php to check any new PNG uploaded that has a filename in the form of "Screenshot_20230118-111256.png" or "Clipboard.png" convert to a lossy WebP instead to reduce storage usage and so it takes less time to load dwarf's images at original size
• write a python script checks all previously posted PNG images focusing only on dwarf's IP subrange with the filenames in the form of "Screenshot_20230118-111256.png", convert and replace them with lossy WebPs and update the mysql database accordingly
No.41365
>>41364they're allowed they will just auto-convert to webp, you won't notice, nothing to worry about. i'm assuming you're using an ipad or something right?
No.41366
>>41365>they're allowed>they will just auto-convert to webpCOOL!
>I assumeYeah. Keep doing that.
No.41425
Fuck /new/. We need to look to the future instead of clinging to the past. Any boards we create need to be engaging and unique
No.41426
>>41425Fuck you, we need to cling onto our culture and history and never ever let it go.
No.41449
>>41426Making a bunch of dead boards is clinging to ashes, rather than rekindling a flame.
No.41454
>>41450Stop fucking posting here
No.41513
>>41510There's no way camera filters are that good.
No.41545
sent a pm ;)
No.41632
wikipedia ruined their ui for pc but you can fix it on firefox if you have greasemonkey extension installed and install this userscript
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/458501-vector-layout-for-wikipedia No.41643
>>41641Have a (you)!
Pls post your ideal elimination-station!
Thanks in advance!
No.41672
>>41671Prt4
So are assburger sperg autists always tripping-ballz 24/7?!
No.41673
>>41672This shit looks like something... like if a toddler obtained acid&crack... Wtf?!
No.41674
>>41673I'd there's one thing I've learned, it's that autists spergs assburgers are not my friends! They are vicious ferocious creatures like pitbulls with rabbies!! This is the knowledge I've acquired. Weaponized autism is real. Leave them alone with crayons and trains.
No.41675
>>41674Euthanasia is always an option too. YIKES!
No.41676
>>41675When I hear "on the spectrum" "autism" "autistic" "Asperger's" alarm bells go off in my brain. One of my dad's friends had that and he died and in my head I loudly thought GOOD! He has another son that has the tism or something...the father is cool though and I feel bad for all those bad genes-he was a pastor and is a fantastic fellow! Another one of my dad's friends kids is "on the spectrum" lol.. he's a huge fan of my father and his voice sounds like Kermit the frog.. I hope him and his whole family die in a fire now! AHHHAAAAHHHAAAHHHAAAA
No.41677
>>41676*
The father is a huge fan of my father
No.41678
>>41677He's a really nice guy but God damnit I hope all spectrum people die in a fucking fire.
No.41679
>>41678If it were a sims game I'd take all the windows and doors off of the houses and start a fire.
No.41680
>>41679Watch all the spectrum tards die!
No.41681
>>41680I don't even have words to describe how much I hate spectrum tards. They truly are the worst kinds of tards!
No.41682
>>41681Vegetable's are superior to spectrum-tards in every way imaginable!
No.41683
>>41682God made a mistake in the html code of life when he created THE SPECTRUM!
No.41684
>>41683..also niggers. Spectrum-tards are the niggers of retards!
No.41685
>>41684Spectrum-tards = the-niggers-of-retards
No.41686
>>41672>by alex baldwinlol
No.41694
>>41692>qt friends gfH'what?!
No.41697
>>41694You've never seen Friends? Gosh diddly darnerino zoomers.
No.41699
>>41696Jacinda is hot and you're gay.
No.41701
>>41700I won't ever not now when how to ever not.
No.41704
>>41702she's an idiotic libtard but I'd creampie her six ways til sunday
No.41715
>>41699That cunt looks like an undead abomination.
No.41729
>>41699where'd i say she wasn't?
>>41715ignoring what she reminds you of, do you not at least get an erection looking at her? does your mind not immediately go towards imagining licking her teeth and gums?
No.41748
>>41729bro.... what if we dp'd her?
No.41799
>>41748How about we dp you, bro?
No.41873
Add /nice/
No.41878
Yeah I think I'd like more boards but don't know which ones. Maybe even just a relaxed/lounge board and a politics board
No.41879
>>41878But idk lol
>>41873THIS!
No.41881
>>41879Looks like you've got a case of baby-fever!
When (you) going to find a nice young woman and settle down?!
No.41926
>>41881I wish I knew where I can find a good woman. I haven't tried country places yet though.
No.41938
>>41926if you were a chad they'd come to you
No.42019
>>42008You can get a 2d waifu!
No.42036
>>42008G-d, I too want a modest-bodied toothesome sympathetic gf. Not sure they actually exist in this plane of existence though. Women in general have too much power and if you're a sub-8 male you're doomed to at best be a provider in a sexless (for you) "open relationship".
WHY DID IT HAVE TO TURN OUT LIKE THIIIIIIIIS No.42039
>>42036fat ugly normies have sex all the time
we're fucked because of our minds
No.42045
>>41545I meant to respond anon but protonmail is down rn; never seen that before so I wonder what's up heh. I was just curious if you know anything about unity or mobile h'web development in general. If I can figure out how to bitcorn I would much rather commission you for *thing* than some random, at least if I don't go with anyone local. It's a very simple project, nothing like a game or something like that; it's probably little more complex than this website.
No.42053
>>42049NEL and end your own life
No.42073
>>42063Haha a random joke!
Epic!
No.42095
>>42045>mobile h'web development in generalyea. if it's just static pages all you have to do is just ensure your HTML/CSS follows a "responsive design":
https://www.w3schools.com/css/css_rwd_intro.asp , make sure to always have this meta tag
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"> within the html <head> near the top of every html page source, and to test it in your browser's responsive design mode (it simulates a phone screen) by clicking ctrl-shift-m. ideally after it's live on the web you should do a quick test with a real phone.
if it's mostly static with some minimal dynamic parts that can be processed client-side, then i'd throw in some javascript/jquery. if it's mostly static with some minimal dynamic parts that have to be processed server-side, then i'd throw in some jquery/ajax which would imply a backend to process user input from the ajax calls like php, nodejs, golang, java spring or asp.net core. if user data has to be stored then i would use mysql (long-term storage on the HDD/SSD) and redis (temporary storage on the RAM, aka cache, to speed up accessing the most accessed non-static data). that's basically how vichan works.
if it's a single-page app or multi-page app (e.g. twitter, youtube, facebook, instagram, protonmail, google maps) that may or may not have lots of dynamic parts then i prefer to use svelte. sorry reactjs, angular and vue simps, but your frameworks are too slow and bloated and it's time to move on. you should respect your users' RAM usage and site load speeds.
>unityunity is a game engine, and i prefer to avoid proprietary/royalty-bound game engines when there are better open source solutions (i prefer just writing my own engines). also unity requires visual studio which is a bloated pile of shit ( see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC-0tCy4P1U&t=1520s ) and it also requires C# which is a poor language for game development.
>at least if I don't go with anyone local. It's a very simple project, nothing like a game or something like that; it's probably little more complex than this website.you'll have to provide details of exactly what you want, how it's supposed to work, for what platform(s), etc. even if it's something i can't do i can at least tell you what it would entail
No.42097
>>42095Fuck off with this nerd shit
No.42107
>>42095Yeah I guess I just thought of Unity because a competing [redacted] is using it as a 3D model viewer which is all I'd be using it for as well, there is likely a substantially better option or at least a utilitarian open sores one come to think of it.
>>42097LEAVE HIM ALONE! No.42146
>>42111Eh, it was a little harsh maybe but I knew there was no way it'd work anyway. You've been banned hundreds of times before.
No.42155
>>42146Ban her and delete posts by ip.
No.42161
>>42155This, dont let the dwarf cunt come back either
No.42169
>>42155>>42161Are you guys just pretending to be retarded or are you guys legit retarded?!
No.42214
>>42207Fuck off smilegrem
No.42221
shithole thread hdv wont do anything suggested
No.42252
>>42229Smiley is under the thumb of satan and unintelligent due to the genetic deformity present in his inbred 'elite' FAGGOT family
Do not even give this fucking child of satan attention
Or do, and your soul will darken
This is known, this is proven and is a tale as old as time itself
No.42258
>>42252He's planning on killing himself any day now. Any day... In a few days... Never.
No.42259
>>42252Satan is cool tho.
No.42262
>>42258He needs to die to restore the balance of good and evil, he is the antichrist
No.42265
>>42262He's not very nice. SMILEY IS NOT NICE! HE'S NOT A NICE PERSON!!!
No.42271
>>42265You cant do anything about it though
No.42277
>>42275Indian-from-india food will not clog up your bowels.
What kind of witch-craft is this?!
No.42304
Smiley is a fucking faggot
No.42318
>>42108Avid is not on meth, he only smokes cannabis
No.42323
>>42320Yes, son of kane? What now putrid thoughts are you wishing that i read of?
No.42327
>>42323Smiley. Smiley how much crack did you smoke?
No.42330
>>42327I see what you are trying to do here but it will not work as i am too intelligent for you
No.42334
>>42330Crack. You smoked it.
No.42337
>>42334Do you have a way in which to communicate with you outside of this website?
No.42341
>>42337Here's my contact
Smiley-69ing-with-hdv@protonmail.com
No.42343
>>42339The cowardice
>>42341Homosexual?
No.42353
>>42346>>42348Stop being ridiculous
No.42355
>>42353I am being myself. That's my legit email. If you want to contact me...there it is.
No.42357
>>42355I will do no such thing
No.42359
>>42357Yeah. Fuck you too.
No.42461
besides **, spoiler tag [spoiler] like in 4chan can now be used
red heading font no longer has to begin in a line testing
No.42472
>>42461>nigger<nigger
niggerniggernigger No.42476
>>42461It's about gosh
darn time.
No.42480
test
No.42609
>>42580That OP post is pretty ridiculous
No.42615
>>42611what are they feeding her? looks a bit fat
No.42642
>>42612K
>>42615Being fat as a baby is GOOD! RETARD!
No.42655
>>42622>the legs weren't perfectly synced at the endreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.42669
bring back classic chon:
/r9k/ /new/ /v/ /meta/ /h/
No.42691
/lounge/, /new/, /sig/
No.42705
delete /lounge/
don't make any new boards
No.42711
>>42705We'll all come to your house to post irl.
No.42723
something happened to dwarf
No.42731
>>42711>>42716form an orderly line and suck my dick for admission
>>42723dead?
No.42735
>>42731R.I.P avid and dwarf. lol.
No.43004
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