No.46622
You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.
All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.
Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.
You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
No.46624
i farted and it smells like shit
No.46626
>>46624This is the only time you have posted this and it was based
No.46627
>>46622>negative canthal tiltcanthoplasty doesn't seem that expensive, google says anywhere from $4000-10,000. the problem for non-WFH wagecucks tho is the 7 days until stitches removal, you'd have to sacrifice 1 week of your vacation time
No.46637
>>46632kek he could've at least put a bit more effort by generating this with chatgpt (assuming it's not censored, i'm hearing chatgpt is libtarded now and can't use certain trigger words like in the OP pasta)
No.46641
>>46627In the grand scheme of things that's not that bad, you're right. My jawline is pretty weak but I don't think it's so bad I'd want to get an invasive surgery to correct or improve it. I have much worse physical peculiarities to concern myself with.
>not to drudge up old shit but is that the surgery Moody was musing about getting back in the day? No.46683
>>46641you wouldn't be able to afford double jaw surgery it's about $30k. i dont know who moody is
No.46708
>>46707Smiley got jaw surgery just like moody. That's why he's always covering up. He doesn't want the internet to see his new face.
No.46709
>>46708Dude looks like one of those wacky Hapsburgs but I dunno how much he really needs to have a surgery over it.
>>46627>m-muh vacation timeGod, what a dystopian nightmare we're living in.
No.46710
>>46709he's evidently attractive enough that dwarf would travel all the way to another country to meet him
No.46711
dwarf is the irl version of a yandere
No.46712
>>46711god i need a yandere gf
No.46717
>>46710>AttractiveOh. Yeah. She sure is shallow.
>to meet himShe wasted time & money trying to meet him irl. She didn't get to meet him irl btw.
>>46711I disagree.
No.46718
>>46709He already got the jaw surgery.
He's hiding his face from the internet.
He doesn't want the interwebs people to see his NEW face.
No.46719
>>46717How did she fail? Everyone knows his address, just walk up and camp his house. Maybe break a window and surprise him inside with a solid crack over the head with a bar or something so you can drag him out to your van. Geeze.
No.46720
>>46719She got stopped at the canadian border. They said that she was a vagrant and she had to go back home.
No.46721
>>46626Says who, some retard with a narc complex
No.46724
>>46720She told smiley both times that she couldn't get through the border but he pushed her both times. Two time round trips to the border of canada ... in the state -detroit-and back home. Greyhound bus, Detroit... real nice.
No.46727
>>46721Let's see...
No bank account
No money
No name on bills
the list goes on
No.46732
>>46727This is a person going on mid thirties who is not integrated into society as an adult.
She was frequently told "you're not a minor" by one of the border guards who kept laughing at her.
Her father calls her a woman-child & how she's never had a job.
She's had plenty of jobs but they've been under the table and she hasn't gotten payed for them-so no government paystubs.
She's also doesn't have any disability bux from the government or anything-if she has those, they would have let her through cuz that would have been proof that she has a stable residency to go back to and wasn't some kind of straggler who was going to stay in canada.
One of the border guards who was mean as hell was like "we don't want you here and we don't want you draining our tax dollars" she already wasn't getting in & it was just unnecessary cruel and made her burst out sobbing "was that really necessary to say? I'm not even getting in".
No.46736
>>46732> burst out sobbing "was that really necessary to say? I'm not even getting in".She explained that she was disabled and they were taking her back to the station -to bring her back -to the -bus waiting station and he rubbed her nose in the fact that she's clearly disabled. What an absolute cunt of a human being. See a person who feels overwhelmed, ashamed and suffering-trying to explain -why they're a messed up creature and get no morsel of compassion. Nice.
No.46739
...and just like that this thread is already fricked
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.46740
>>46732>>46736assuming ur not making stuff up again, what kind of ppl do u think become cops and border guards? choir boys? they're no different from drug cartel members and gangs. u learnt the hard way
No.46741
>>46739LMAO!
>>46740>they're no different from drug cartel members and gangsNO SHIT RETART!
No.46742
>>46740>u learnt the hard wayProof that you're talking to dwarf or gtfo.
No.46743
>>46627Imagine giving a fuck about canthal tilt. You're already hopeless for having that thought enter your head
No.46744
>>46742this speaking in third-person routine has gotten old real fast, no one finds it funny anymore
No.46748
>>46744Proof that you're talking to dwarf or gtfo.
No.46750
>>46743the grown-ups are talking, go play with ur magic crystals
No.46751
>>46750The grown ups are playing, go smoke ur magic crystals and hear the psychosis in your brain talking.
No.46770
>>46753CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
No.50258
>>46622Why the fuck are people ok with you believing youre the second coming, i know you do, how can they not realise what youre doing? Your posts are literal dogshit and people are ok with that
Also im not about to listen to someone who sweats acid like a satanic creature
No.50264
It’s not me it’s you, I don’t do shit and you know it
No.50273
>>50264Lmao shut the fuck up
>"the jew cries in pain as he strikes you" No.50275
>>50273The trannies alter ego tackers into the keyboard as soon as you start to speak the truth
No.50287
>>50275You wish faggot, id make a good trap but im not into that shit
