No.47244
That's a sure fire way to guarantee HDV never gets a boner again.
No.47245
>>47244dwarf could suck HDV's erectile dysfunction away
we know her daddy trained her right ;)
No.47255
>>47254Worse in the sense that dwarf is extremely disabled. It's all horrible no-less but jesus.
No.47256
>>47255she's able to do one thing
suck dick No.47259
>>47256Hotwheels in drag. Pay him. Call him dwarf. Winner WINNER chicken dinner!
No.47261
>>47256Her dick sucking skills are that good?
No.47263
Has anyone here from the chon gotten their dick sucked by dwarf irl? Does she deep throat? H'whats your ratings?
No.47264
>>4725620 seconds into schizophrenia and he gives you that face
No.47265
Cole wants to believe that dwarf is the older woman that molested him as a child that he never saw again at 14. Sorry to break it to you cole but that's impossible and she didn't do it.
No.47267
...when dwarf was in highschool as a senior
she took the virginity of a freshman boy and they fucked non-stop 24/7 all the time...
..then something shook her and she realized that was wrong cuz she was 18 & the 5yr age gap and she has a mental breakdown...
and blanked all that out
No.47268
There's absolutely no way cole sprouse and dwarf banged irl.
...how?
>yeah, no.
No.47274
dwarf and cole sprouse as a couple
IMAGINE THE MENTAL ILLNESS
I'll take things that will never ever happen for $500 ALEX!
No.47275
>>47274There's a reason dwarf is staying single. She's more than enough for herself to deal with.
No.47277
>>47275>It'll be a city garbage-man and the like. Vanilla-average-joe's are her flavor or pulling a full blown emily dickenson with a rabbit vibrator for the rest of her daysYep
No.47282
Would 4chon let Dwarf call them daddy?
No.47287
HDV isn't even a real person.
No.47296
>>47282Whole 4chon website of 4chon.me: Hello, dwarf!
Dwarf: OMG HELLO 4CHON DADDY UwU 3: <3
No.47297
>>47282>>47296There's nothing retarded about this AT ALL!
No.47307
Dearf smiley and dogisaga should all fucking leave this site and never fucking come back
4chon has been shit ever since those fucks found it
FoKy also, I should have never shown him this fucking site
No.47315
>>47307You brought foky here?
No.47316
>>47313They should have stayed together. She's deep throat him and knock back his cum, in the back of her throat. When she took his virginity it was planned. It has to be scheduled on a day when after she was done sucking and riding him that he'd be able to relax and have the day off. So she started off by taking his virginity with a throat fuck and she rode him all night and when he was close she has him tell her so that she was able to deepthroat and take his cum. She wasn't on birth control but wanted to make sure that he was completely satisfied. Nice white blonde hair blue eyed kid. Yup. She doesn't even remember his name lol.
No.47318
>>47316After she gave him his first bj then they took a shower and after she had to stop riding him, they showered. I accidentally left that out.
No.47319
>>47318stopped because they both could have kept going but...
time and schedules and stuff
No.47321
He'd "tutor" dwarf after school. They'd get homework done and after, fuck non-stop.
No.47322
>>47307If foky is real and you brought him here
🤢 🤮
No.47323
>>47316>So she started off by taking his virginity with a throat fuckThe esophagus isn't metaphysically capable of taking virginity
In any case this boy should simply be grateful for having an older woman use him sexually
No.47324
>>47323It's called oral-SEX and she rode his cock the whole night.
So if a guy doesn't cum in a pussy he's still a virgin?
>Did I mention no condoms were used btw? No.47325
>>47323She did leg lock him one time and he came in her pussy and he was able to cum in her for a good long time until they pulled the trigger and got the morning-after pill.
No.47326
>>473234chons erotic romance writer is critiquing.
TOP KEK
No.47344
>>47332get cancer spergmong
No.47345
>>47324Sex is shorthand for "sexual intercourse" which refers specifically to penis vaginal penetration. Oral "sex" as you call it is technically sodomy
No.47347
>>47345Shut the fuck up nigger
No.47367
All of this butthurt LOL
No.47382
Father NELvid wishes to hear no more of this blasphemy
No.47394
>>47259>>47261>>47264a dwarf bj could turn avid straight
>>47268>>47274she fucked the other one
>>47282yes, we all would
>>47307smiley, dwarf and dogi should have sex
>>47318>showeredok this might be fake
>>47382he's jealous dwarf gets more cock than him
No.47403
>>47394>dwarf bj could turn avid straight Already straight, theres no mids for me however, i prefer ATTRACTIVE UNDAMAGED women
No.47410
>>47403Dwarf is a trap. It's like you're trying to fulfill avids gay sexual fantasies at every turn.
No.47411
>>47394>smiley, dwarf and dogi should have sex🤢 🤮
No.47412
>>47394>the other oneThere's a difference?
No.47428
>>47424No one here is looking for men except avid.
No.47433
>>47424I don get it...
Are posts like this supposed to make dwarf jump into your arms or something?
>Maybe if her self esteem is at an all time low THEN SHE'LL WANT ME!retard
No.47437
>>47434>wants to have a babyIf that's what he wants he's gunna be dating a younger woman LOL
No.47439
>>47434I also like how "taller than me" rates the same as shit like "is emotionally stable" and basic communication skills. Someone with severe mental health issues is seen as the same as someone 5'11 by the foid.
No.47443
>>47437yikes
low hanging fruit
>>47439She belongs in an actual old folks home. I don't believe for a second that she's 42yr old.
>>47439Do you go into nursing homes and beat up the elderly for shits and giggles or something?
No.47453
🧿
No.47456
>>47439>taller than me>5'11''she's 6'?
No.47481
>>47452She didnt answer the incredibly cringe emails smiley would have been incessantly sending
No.47502
>>47424>Non-religious, 10>Non-materialistic, 10What the fuck is this hag looking for
No.47508
>>47481She's enjoyed him as an orbiter stroking her ego. OBVIOUSLY.
>I wonder H'what those simpling e-fails looked like. No.47516
>>47502no personality
huge cock
No.47528
>>47508Dear beautiful wonderful Chansey
You are the most perfect woman to ever grace the earth. Today I was masturbating in my garden and when I came all over the flowers I thought of you because you dear Chansey are just like a beautiful pure flower of virtue and grace. I was thinking about your cherry pie today. You are such a spectacular cook and make handmade soaps. You are the purest most beautiful woman alive. You are a cook, you clean, you grow vegetables and flowers, you read indescribably intellectual books SUCH AS I! OH CHANSEY I AM TAKEN ABACK BY YOUR WONDERFUL WHOLESOMENESS! I know that you find me to be a highly esteemed person and I too look at you the same way. Blonde hair, blue eyes, white.. just look at us. We're what is needed to push the white race forward! I have so much more to write to you but I must take a short break but I will be right back to write you asap!
Sincerely,
Smiley.
No.48811
>>47243Little Nicky was so fucking funny
No.48867
>>48811popeye chimkin is heckin jawsome
No.48877
>>48867This comment in particular and comments like this make me want to kill myself
What is your end goal here?
What went wrong and why are you an on the arm instead of a walking round doing own thing anyway
We should have a talk
No.48878
Also STOP THE FUCKING DRUGS
No.48899
>>48879Why is she dressing like an agp tranny
No.48904
>>48879god i need a qt fit gym bunny with steel abs gf
No.48929
>>48904Careful now!
That's a man according to locknar.
He has fantastic gaydar.
Do you have any idea how many men have blown locknar?
No.48931
>>48929No, it's a biocunt dressing like a tranny
No.48932
>>48877(you) preffer chicky filet?
No.76380
Two people that don't actually exist, should have sex with each other?
No.76397
>>76369fuck off baby talk mong
>>76370you're an ugly mong
>>76372nigger
>>76380cuntfaggot
