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 No.48392[Last 50 Posts]

Dear 4chon,

My father is moving into an independent living facility and now I'll have to call up social services or whatever to find out what they're going to be able to do for my ass. I have to get my shit figured out in the next 2-3 months before my father and I part ways.

Yep.

Thanks for reading my blog.

Please like, subscribe and upvote.

 No.48393

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Hopefully I'll die in my sleep or something.

 No.48395

File: 1679620374367.gif (452.87 KB, 498x280, three-number.gif)

I am 33yrs old, it's the year 2023 and I have to get my shit figured out in/by...

3 months.

 No.48397

Find a simp BF.

 No.48399


 No.48401

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I'm thinking that everything can get all cleaned up and set up for when my father is to go to the independent living facility and then I can kill myself in Minecraft.

 No.48402

LMAO

 No.48409

>>48402
It's not actually funny but you're an asshole so...

 No.48410

>>48393
I hope so too.

 No.48411

>>48410
I didn't do anything to you, fucktard. You have absolutely no reason to hate me but fuck you too.

 No.48413

>>48411
You're a woman, gossiping about your ex boyfriend a decade later on 4chon and massively degrade the quality of the board.

I disagree.

 No.48414

>>48413
Your a retard.

 No.48415

>>48413
>Ex boyfriend.
Yeah, right. Online relationships aren't real, fucktard.

 No.48418

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 No.48419

>>48418
Gipetto?

>It's that Irish fucker who hates me.

 No.48420

Thinking about roping in Minecraft very hard.

 No.48421

I tell my father that he's worse than McKenzie Phillips dad and he doesn't say anything because he knows it's the truth.

 No.48423

If I could go back in time...I'd throw out that laptop and never learn how to use Skype. What a waste.

 No.48424

>>48423
I also would have gotten the fuck away from my biological father, fast as lightning and never looked or gone back.

 No.48426

It's so weird knowing that your a creature from your father's ballsack and you were in your mom's womb for 9months and that after she pushed you out into-oh yeah, I was a C-section-anyway...then your father starts calling you your mother's name and starts shoving his dick in you. This is a man who should have never had a daughter. I tell my father that it would only be fair if he started raping my brothers asshole and calling him our mom's name too.. I mean he came from my dad's balls and is the same DNA as me.

 No.48427

>>48426
Uses me to the fullest extent and then now I'm fucked both in a literal and metaphorical way. Unbelievable. Now I have to try and make it on my own in the concrete jungle.

 No.48428

>>48427
I'M FUCKED

 No.48429

start an onlyfans

 No.48430


 No.48431

>>48430
c'moooooooon

 No.48434

>>48430
All the cool girls are doing it.

 No.48436

FUCK

FUCK FICK FUCK

I JUST STUCK A WINE BOTTLE UP MY
ASS AND IT BROKE THERES BLOOD WVERYWHERE WHAT DO I DO FUCK

 No.48437

>>48436
shoulda used a regular dildo, you dumb bitch

LMAO

 No.48440

>>48437
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU RETARD FAG

MY ASS IS RUINED

 No.48441

>>48440
u gon die

 No.48443

>>48441
I will ban you fucktard

 No.48444

It hurts so much fuck. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING KENNETH.

 No.48453

1. stop wasting time on imgboards and (in)celeb crap
2. u need a phone
3. call mn department of human services, say ur homeless and temporarily couchsurfing (u need to make ur situation sound urgent, dont say u hav 3 months) and ask them what options they have for u
4. if they dont say much, ask and apply for group residential housing i think thats wat they offer in ur state
5. quit alcohol, u need to be sober for urine test. if they find traces either ull get nothing or b given shittier options living with addicts & alcoholics
6. u will most likely need to do a lot of phone calls as well as walking around. visit ur closest human services department. may hav to make multiple visits once a day and b persistent (just dont b an ass), and try the 2nd nearest department if u get no call/option for a few days
7. dont leave this for the last day, start now or ull fall thru the (butt)cracks

 No.48457

>>48453
You're so fucking retarded.

 No.48458

>>48436
>bottle
Dwarf drinks franzia BOXED wine. Nice try tho.

 No.48459

>>48453
Dwarfs going to fall through the cracks cuz she always does. I'd say after everything is set up for her father...an-heroing in Minecraft is the best option.

 No.48460

>>48453
>Image boards celeb crap
She's been on the internet and into celeb shit since she was a baby. She's not going to change, retard.

 No.48462

>>48453
>mn
Smiley wrote that dwarf lives in Iowa or Utah or something.

 No.48463

>>48453
She has a phone. She has always had a phone. Where do you get your info from?

 No.48464

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>>48397
Yeah. Maybe she can react out to her old 72yr literal nextdoor neighbor that kept trying to bang her and was obsessed on a stalker level and wanted dwarf to move in with him. 🤢 🤮

Pic related is him.

 No.48465

Old men really like dwarf. 🤢 🤮

 No.48478

>>48462
wat state r u in then. mayb we can help u find social services and jobs
>>48459
shud still try either way
>>48463
ok call and see if they can find u housing assistance and job

in the mean time u should also start looking for a job that typically doesn't need fancy overscrutinized resume like dishwasher. put fake references anyway (e.g. ask ur brother to be the first reference pretending to b owner of some defunct fruit picking company or some shit, ask ur dad to pretend being someone else as ur 2nd reference and put a mcdonalds phone number as ur 3rd. they might not even call them or just call the first). if u find a restaurant hiring that online, show up at the restaurant w/ ur resume, they'll likely just ghost u if u apply online.

 No.48485

Dwarf suffering pleases me.

 No.48488

>>48465
this gives me an idea

what if we organize a meet-up/gangbang and let dwarf keep all the profits?

 No.48489

>>48488
If we organize it we should get a cut at least. Dwarf should get at most 30%.

 No.48490

Hang in there. I'm pretty sure it's only gonna get worse if you an hero

 No.48491


 No.48492

>>48490
I love you locknar 💕

 No.48493

>>48488
>>48489
Shut up trolls.

 No.48494

>>48478
I am not talking to my brother. He abused me my whole childhood and he lives in a different state, thank god. I have no contact with him and he's 98% out of my life and eventually will be 100% out of my life.

 No.48498

>>48478
>wat state
First off stop acting like you're talking to her, secondly HDV made it that if you dox-you will be banned and the dox removed, thirdly 4chon has never helped-only done the exact opposite.

 No.48502

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How about going to the Hare Krishnas? They have communes everywhere. That's one of my backup plans

The one near me has 1200 acres and they just let anyone live there

You would be expected to chant all day and work on the farm I'm sure. Eventually you would probably be asked to be a birthing vessel for children

 No.48504

>>48502
I probably would have considered this if I knew about it 5 years ago.

 No.48505

>>48489
no, it's for her, like a charity

>>48493
I just wanna cum in your holes so bad

 No.48512

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>>48502
💕 love you locknar. 🥰

>🥰 That's my chant 2 (you) 💕

 No.48514

>>48505
Calm down, retard.

 No.48515

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>>48505
An NSA agent is lusting after me.

 No.48516

>>48514
not until I cum!!!!!

>>48515
I'll role play as whatever kind of spook you want, bb

 No.48518

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>>48516
Listen blue-balled retard, I'm not interested.

 No.48519

>>48518
yea sure you're not posting tongue gifs because you want to lick my erection or anything

 No.48520

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>>48519
You don't have LSD in your dick. I'm not interested.

 No.48521

It’s time to die, OP

I suggest suicide by cop

Wear a smiley on a T shirt

After you die. You can become kens whore in the afterlife

 No.48522

>>48409
It’s not funny

It’s hilarious!

 No.48524

>>48521
>suicide by cop
That never actually works tho.

 No.48525

>>48523
You have to say IN MINECRAFT.

 No.48526

>>48524
It does if dwarf puts on black face and has a knife or a gun

 No.48527

>>48525
Yeah in Minecraft… sure

 No.48613

>>48520
if I put LSD on my dick will you gag on it?

 No.48619

>>48613
what's wrong with you?

 No.48622

>>48619
nothing! I get horny when I see a nasty slut on the internet because I have a working penis and testicles unlike the soyim on here

 No.48623

>>48622
In my case I'm just going to claim it was a sports injury or something heh

 No.48626

It's clear to me from reading your first three posts in this thread you aren't going to do shit to get your life together at all, that you're fucked, but you're unable to do anything about it because of pride or whatever else mental blocks you got going. Going to be interesting seeing how bad things fall apart for you in three months.

 No.48627

>>48436
Wow lmao now you need surgery and you live in America a country where that ain't free.

Amazing how fast you're falling apart it's not even three months and you've already progressed from fucked to double fucked.

RIP.

 No.48628

>>48444
One thing I have never done and never will do is sodomy. kek.

 No.48630

>>48494
I think you are schizophrenic. My last visit in the hospital some woman came in, in cuffs, ranting about being a prophet and her husband raping her and blah blah. Schizophrenic women often talk about being killed and raped by people, like insane stuff like that, like Fond Du Lac on /bitch/. I can't take any of your claims seriously, either you're making the suggestions to these men and they then reciprocate and you act aghast about it and gaslight them, or you are one of those women that thinks everyone wants to fuck them when most men just want to get away from your crazy ass.

 No.48631

>>48524
It works very often.

 No.48646

>>48629
HDV told you not to post that shit. God damnit you're fucking dumb.

 No.48647

You retards have no proof you are talking to dwarf.

No timestamps or evidence of any kind.

 No.48648

>>48626
>>48627
>>48628
>>48629
>>48630
>>48631
If you are actually smiley. Grow up and get a life. You obsessed schizo loser.

 No.48649

>>48630
I think that you're an actual psychopath.

 No.48651

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 No.48659

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>>48649
Smiley a legit psychopath confirmed.

 No.48660

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>>48659
Ooooh smiley checks off every box.

 No.48666

>>48651
This was probably the funniest cast member they ever had, but the fat guys were pretty funny too.

 No.48667

>>48666
madTV is iconic and will never die. R.I.P madTV.

 No.48674

>>48659
>antisocial behavior

I'm a hermit.

>Narcissism


I am self-loathing.

>Superficial Charm


I'm awkward.

>Impulsivity


I'm high inhibition and overthink everything.

>callous, unemotional traits


I'm like that but it's because I'm schizotypal.

>lack of guilt


I regret some things I've done.

>lack of empathy


I have overwhelming empathy, I literally pick up peoples thoughts, I'm so empathic I'm telepathic.

>tendency to lie often


I have great difficulty with lying even when it could help me.

>manipulating and hurting others


I am known for helping others who often don't deserve it.

>recurring problems with the law


Never had a single problem with the law in my life, get along with the nurses in the psych ward just fine, and get along with the police just fine.

>general disregard toward safety and responsibility


I'm always nagging my mother to wear her seatbelt.

>expressing anger and arrogance on a regular basis


All I ever feel is depression or these transcendent schizo states, never anger, I hate myself for how docile I am (I literally can't feel anger even towards those who deserve it).

 No.48675

>>48648
>Grow up and get a life. You obsessed schizo loser.

I haven't checked in on this place in months. I completely forgot that Dwarf even exists, I don't think about her, I don't remember her at all. Then I start reading posts on here and I think hmmmm... oh yeah... that's that one freaky lady I used to talk to many years ago who still hasn't moved on to this day. I leave this place for months at a time, sometimes years at a time, and every time I come back there's still constant talk about me and it's all coming from (you) aka her aka dwarf.

Now that you're going to be homeless in three months I might come back to 4chon because soon you'll be an hero and this place will have zero discussion about me and you because you're the only one that keeps the drama alive. I'll be just another anon on here with you gone.

 No.48679

>>48667
actually, i think caliendo is funnier now that i have thought about it for a bit. they should get him in world peace 2. waste of talent not to.

 No.48681

>>48679
wow im a fucking retard with dementia. i always confuse the two fat guys. meant will sasso.

 No.48684

>>48675
Retard.

 No.48685

>>48674
Your mom has gigantic tiddies from H'what I've heard. Is it true that you've tit-fucked your mom, smiley?

 No.48687

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>>48675
Dwarf won't an-hero cuz she's moved on to locknar and gives him all her love. Locknar is very kind and loving towards his fans, unlike you smileyturd.

 No.48688

>>48687
Look, I fucked a 54 year old methhead bitch, but I wouldn't fuck you. You are not attractive and are delusional to think that. You just have desperate men, men more desperate than me, around you giving you false feedback. You are nothing special. Get rid of this nonsense idea you're "attractive". You look like a mentally disturbed person with inferior dark eyes and dark hair. Yeah you're not a nigress or a chinkess so you've above these subhumans but for a white person you're really ugly. And the sad thing? It's an ugliness that can't be fixed; it's not like obesity or something is causing you to be ugly. As far as I can tell this is a good as you'll ever look. My 54 year old gf is better looking than you, she has prettier eyes, red hair, freckles, is tall. You are just… mediocre. If I was married to you I'd have to get you to wear a mask so as not to publicly embarrass me as people would taunt me for having an ugly girlfriend. I don't know what is worse; having an old girlfriend or an ugly one… ah I think I'll stick with my old lady. A woman's value usually comes down to her looks because women don't have anything else to offer in terms of character, virtue, intelligence, etc. so if you don't even have that then you are just nothing but a miserable femcel who will only be pursued by the most bestial and subhuman of "men" that would fuck anything. The best you could do is get a sperm donation from a real man like me because I wouldn't stick around to raise the child with you, you're too ugly to have around, hopefully my superior genetics would be an upgrade for your lineage else the child might curse me forever for having given you my seed.

 No.48689

File: 1679776907765.gif (2.65 MB, 490x498, ezgif-1-6babe40120.gif)

>>48688
Yep. Smiley is a horrible person 100% confirmed.

 No.48696

>>48689
every 4chon tripfag is a scumbag

us anons otoh are wholesome af

 No.48697

>>48696
What about flagfags?

 No.48701

>>48697
you're anons until 80% of the board knows who the fuck you are

 No.48702

>>48696
Dwarf and smiley aren't tripfags so wtf are you talking about?

 No.48703

>>48697
You guys are just tripfags without the trip but with the flare.

 No.48707

Dwarf is/has never has been a tripfag-nor a camgirl. I hate bullshit rumors that just aren't true.

 No.48710

File: 1679789605852.gif (1.96 MB, 360x360, 1614357962629.gif)

>>48703
>but with the flare
desu desu

 No.48711

>>48710
It's true.

 No.48712

>>48702
>>48707
yea and Bill Maher isn't a kike because he's an atheist

FUCK OFF TRIPFAG LOVERS

>>48703
they're like mischlings, they can be okay but we need to watch them closely

 No.48713

>>48712
Smiley and dwarf aren't tripfags.

How many boxes of crayons did you eat today?

 No.48716

>>48713
alright... which tripfag are you?

 No.48717

>>48716
I am not a tripfag. I am anonymous.

 No.48718

The image of smiley and learningcode07 smoking meth together in each other's mom's basements...

Wow. What a visual.

 No.48719

>>48718
Is that the definition of making it 4chon?

HAVE SMILEY AND LEARNINGCODE07 MADE IT?

 No.48720

Learningcode07
Smiley

BOTH

JIDF
Jews
Smoke meth
Have had sex with traps
Are schizophrenic psychopaths
Hate women and their moms
Are secretly closeted homosexuals
Into coding

 No.48726

>>48720
IT'S THE YEAR 2023 SMILEY AND LEARNINGCODE07 IT'S OKAY TO BE HOMOSEXUAL GAY LOVER COUPLE!!!

When will smiley and learningcode07 come out of the closet as couple? WHEN WILL THEY SHARE THEIR BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN LOVE WITH THE WORLD?

 No.48727

JIDF used to go on /x/ and do what exactly?

 No.48729

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>>48727
/x/ was one of the last great boards on cuckchan. Watching it die was heartbreaking.

 No.48731

>>48729
You're such a poser.

 No.48734

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>>48731
/x/ was great. Suck my balls.

 No.48735

>>48734
>suck my balls
Nope. Fuck off poser.

 No.48754

>>48735
we're gonna rape you

 No.48755

>>48754
You can't rape anonymous.

 No.48758

>>48755
I'm gonna slap my cock against the screen until you feel it

 No.48760

>>48758
BUT I'M ANONYMOUS

 No.48761

>>48758
Be careful. You might break on through to the anime 2D world of perfection.

 No.48762

>>48760
schlap schlap

 No.48763

>>48762
hotpockets

 No.48772


 No.54488

File: 1683663423416.gif (493.93 KB, 480x321, 2998878a159b9cfb937b0dfec6….gif)

Update

Everything is working out great. My father is set up with his independent living facility and they're sending me paperwork that I sign cuz I'm going to end up in some place but I don't care because you have no idea what kind of bullshit I've been through.

 No.54489

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>>54488
I'm so burned out that they could send me to jail(if existing was a crime) as some sort of hotel sweet or a padded cell and I'd be like WHOO HOO VACATION!

 No.54491

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This chapter is going to end soon.

 No.54492

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>>54488
say hello to your new roommate

 No.54495

>>54492
Based dogi

 No.54496

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 No.54508

>>54488
>>54492
The offer to suck my cock is still on the table.

 No.54514

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>>54508
Self suck and leave everyone alone.

 No.54515

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 No.54521

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>>54508
An exploitive-predatory-bluff with no means-to-an-end.

You really are a disgusting human being.

Was that supposed to be witty banter or funny or something?

 No.54522

>>54515
>>54521
50 dollars. When you're down bad and need the money, 4chon has steady employment for you.

 No.54523

>>54522
You can seriously go to hell.

 No.54525

>>54522
>Down bad
I'd say signing paperwork to wind up in a government house with cash assistance ect. MEANS THAT A PERSON IS IN A BAD PLACE, YOU FUCKING MORON!

 No.54526

>>54525
Which is why help is being offered.

 No.54527

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 No.54572

>E-Girls Who Are Horrible Criminals

 No.54915

how much NEETbux will you get? have you planned out your budget? hope you lay off on the alcohol and weed or you'll end up like avid

 No.54936

>>54915
I never drink alcohol, I only smoke weed every now and then

 No.54954

>>54572
i can fix them

 No.54961

>>54915
God damn you're retarded.

 No.54962

>>54915
Avid is getting gang banged 24/7 like sasha grey in those porn movies. Ending up like avid is a dream to some and avid has followed his dreams. How dare you try and use avid as some sort of example of what not to be. Everyone should follow their dreams. You should be proud of avid and not be a sad sack of shit.

 No.54963

>>54915
Telling mentally ill people not to medicate. Kys.

 No.54964

>>54954
I believe you.

:^)



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