No.48397
Find a simp BF.
No.48402
LMAO
No.48409
>>48402It's not actually funny but you're an asshole so...
No.48411
>>48410I didn't do anything to you, fucktard. You have absolutely no reason to hate me but fuck you too.
No.48413
>>48411You're a woman, gossiping about your ex boyfriend a decade later on 4chon and massively degrade the quality of the board.
I disagree.
No.48415
>>48413>Ex boyfriend. Yeah, right. Online relationships aren't real, fucktard.
No.48419
>>48418Gipetto?
>It's that Irish fucker who hates me. No.48420
Thinking about roping in Minecraft very hard.
No.48421
I tell my father that he's worse than McKenzie Phillips dad and he doesn't say anything because he knows it's the truth.
No.48423
If I could go back in time...I'd throw out that laptop and never learn how to use Skype. What a waste.
No.48424
>>48423I also would have gotten the fuck away from my biological father, fast as lightning and never looked or gone back.
No.48426
It's so weird knowing that your a creature from your father's ballsack and you were in your mom's womb for 9months and that after she pushed you out into-oh yeah, I was a C-section-anyway...then your father starts calling you your mother's name and starts shoving his dick in you. This is a man who should have never had a daughter. I tell my father that it would only be fair if he started raping my brothers asshole and calling him our mom's name too.. I mean he came from my dad's balls and is the same DNA as me.
No.48427
>>48426Uses me to the fullest extent and then now I'm fucked both in a literal and metaphorical way. Unbelievable. Now I have to try and make it on my own in the concrete jungle.
No.48429
start an onlyfans
No.48434
>>48430All the cool girls are doing it.
No.48436
FUCK
FUCK FICK FUCK
I JUST STUCK A WINE BOTTLE UP MY
ASS AND IT BROKE THERES BLOOD WVERYWHERE WHAT DO I DO FUCK
No.48437
>>48436shoulda used a regular dildo, you dumb bitch
LMAO
No.48440
>>48437FUCK YOU FUCK YOU RETARD FAG
MY ASS IS RUINED
No.48443
>>48441I will ban you fucktard
No.48444
It hurts so much fuck. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING KENNETH.
No.48453
1. stop wasting time on imgboards and (in)celeb crap
2. u need a phone
3. call mn department of human services, say ur homeless and temporarily couchsurfing (u need to make ur situation sound urgent, dont say u hav 3 months) and ask them what options they have for u
4. if they dont say much, ask and apply for group residential housing i think thats wat they offer in ur state
5. quit alcohol, u need to be sober for urine test. if they find traces either ull get nothing or b given shittier options living with addicts & alcoholics
6. u will most likely need to do a lot of phone calls as well as walking around. visit ur closest human services department. may hav to make multiple visits once a day and b persistent (just dont b an ass), and try the 2nd nearest department if u get no call/option for a few days
7. dont leave this for the last day, start now or ull fall thru the (butt)cracks
No.48457
>>48453You're so fucking retarded.
No.48458
>>48436>bottleDwarf drinks franzia BOXED wine. Nice try tho.
No.48459
>>48453Dwarfs going to fall through the cracks cuz she always does. I'd say after everything is set up for her father...an-heroing in Minecraft is the best option.
No.48460
>>48453>Image boards celeb crapShe's been on the internet and into celeb shit since she was a baby. She's not going to change, retard.
No.48462
>>48453>mnSmiley wrote that dwarf lives in Iowa or Utah or something.
No.48463
>>48453She has a phone. She has always had a phone. Where do you get your info from?
No.48464
>>48397Yeah. Maybe she can react out to her old 72yr literal nextdoor neighbor that kept trying to bang her and was obsessed on a stalker level and wanted dwarf to move in with him. 🤢 🤮
Pic related is him.
No.48465
Old men really like dwarf. 🤢 🤮
No.48478
>>48462wat state r u in then. mayb we can help u find social services and jobs
>>48459shud still try either way
>>48463ok call and see if they can find u housing assistance and job
in the mean time u should also start looking for a job that typically doesn't need fancy overscrutinized resume like dishwasher. put fake references anyway (e.g. ask ur brother to be the first reference pretending to b owner of some defunct fruit picking company or some shit, ask ur dad to pretend being someone else as ur 2nd reference and put a mcdonalds phone number as ur 3rd. they might not even call them or just call the first). if u find a restaurant hiring that online, show up at the restaurant w/ ur resume, they'll likely just ghost u if u apply online.
No.48485
Dwarf suffering pleases me.
No.48488
>>48465this gives me an idea
what if we organize a meet-up/gangbang and let dwarf keep all the profits?
No.48489
>>48488If we organize it we should get a cut at least. Dwarf should get at most 30%.
No.48490
Hang in there. I'm pretty sure it's only gonna get worse if you an hero
No.48492
>>48490I love you locknar 💕
No.48493
>>48488>>48489Shut up trolls.
No.48494
>>48478 I am not talking to my brother. He abused me my whole childhood and he lives in a different state, thank god. I have no contact with him and he's 98% out of my life and eventually will be 100% out of my life.
No.48498
>>48478>wat stateFirst off stop acting like you're talking to her, secondly HDV made it that if you dox-you will be banned and the dox removed, thirdly 4chon has never helped-only done the exact opposite.
No.48504
>>48502I probably would have considered this if I knew about it 5 years ago.
No.48505
>>48489no, it's for her, like a charity
>>48493I just wanna cum in your holes so bad
No.48514
>>48505Calm down, retard.
No.48516
>>48514not until I cum!!!!!
>>48515I'll role play as whatever kind of spook you want, bb
No.48519
>>48518yea sure you're not posting tongue gifs because you want to lick my erection or anything
No.48521
It’s time to die, OP
I suggest suicide by cop
Wear a smiley on a T shirt
After you die. You can become kens whore in the afterlife
No.48522
>>48409It’s not funny
It’s hilarious!
No.48524
>>48521>suicide by copThat never actually works tho.
No.48525
>>48523
You have to say IN MINECRAFT.
No.48526
>>48524It does if dwarf puts on black face and has a knife or a gun
No.48527
>>48525Yeah in Minecraft… sure
No.48613
>>48520if I put LSD on my dick will you gag on it?
No.48619
>>48613what's wrong with you?
No.48622
>>48619nothing! I get horny when I see a nasty slut on the internet because I have a working penis and testicles unlike the soyim on here
No.48623
>>48622In my case I'm just going to claim it was a sports injury or something heh
No.48626
It's clear to me from reading your first three posts in this thread you aren't going to do shit to get your life together at all, that you're fucked, but you're unable to do anything about it because of pride or whatever else mental blocks you got going. Going to be interesting seeing how bad things fall apart for you in three months.
No.48627
>>48436Wow lmao now you need surgery and you live in America a country where that ain't free.
Amazing how fast you're falling apart it's not even three months and you've already progressed from fucked to double fucked.
RIP.
No.48628
>>48444One thing I have never done and never will do is sodomy. kek.
No.48630
>>48494I think you are schizophrenic. My last visit in the hospital some woman came in, in cuffs, ranting about being a prophet and her husband raping her and blah blah. Schizophrenic women often talk about being killed and raped by people, like insane stuff like that, like Fond Du Lac on /bitch/. I can't take any of your claims seriously, either you're making the suggestions to these men and they then reciprocate and you act aghast about it and gaslight them, or you are one of those women that thinks everyone wants to fuck them when most men just want to get away from your crazy ass.
No.48631
>>48524It works very often.
No.48646
>>48629
HDV told you not to post that shit. God damnit you're fucking dumb.
No.48647
You retards have no proof you are talking to dwarf.
No timestamps or evidence of any kind.
No.48648
>>48626>>48627>>48628>>48629>>48630>>48631If you are actually smiley. Grow up and get a life. You obsessed schizo loser.
No.48649
>>48630I think that you're an actual psychopath.
No.48666
>>48651This was probably the funniest cast member they ever had, but the fat guys were pretty funny too.
No.48667
>>48666madTV is iconic and will never die. R.I.P madTV.
No.48674
>>48659>antisocial behaviorI'm a hermit.
>NarcissismI am self-loathing.
>Superficial CharmI'm awkward.
>ImpulsivityI'm high inhibition and overthink everything.
>callous, unemotional traitsI'm like that but it's because I'm schizotypal.
>lack of guiltI regret some things I've done.
>lack of empathyI have overwhelming empathy, I literally pick up peoples thoughts, I'm so empathic I'm telepathic.
>tendency to lie oftenI have great difficulty with lying even when it could help me.
>manipulating and hurting othersI am known for helping others who often don't deserve it.
>recurring problems with the lawNever had a single problem with the law in my life, get along with the nurses in the psych ward just fine, and get along with the police just fine.
>general disregard toward safety and responsibilityI'm always nagging my mother to wear her seatbelt.
>expressing anger and arrogance on a regular basisAll I ever feel is depression or these transcendent schizo states, never anger, I hate myself for how docile I am (I literally can't feel anger even towards those who deserve it).
No.48675
>>48648>Grow up and get a life. You obsessed schizo loser.I haven't checked in on this place in months. I completely forgot that Dwarf even exists, I don't think about her, I don't remember her at all. Then I start reading posts on here and I think hmmmm... oh yeah... that's that one freaky lady I used to talk to many years ago who still hasn't moved on to this day. I leave this place for months at a time, sometimes years at a time, and every time I come back there's still constant talk about me and it's all coming from (you) aka her aka dwarf.
Now that you're going to be homeless in three months I might come back to 4chon because soon you'll be an hero and this place will have zero discussion about me and you because you're the only one that keeps the drama alive. I'll be just another anon on here with you gone.
No.48681
>>48679wow im a fucking retard with dementia. i always confuse the two fat guys. meant will sasso.
No.48685
>>48674Your mom has gigantic tiddies from H'what I've heard. Is it true that you've tit-fucked your mom, smiley?
No.48688
>>48687Look, I fucked a 54 year old methhead bitch, but I wouldn't fuck you. You are not attractive and are delusional to think that. You just have desperate men, men more desperate than me, around you giving you false feedback. You are nothing special. Get rid of this nonsense idea you're "attractive". You look like a mentally disturbed person with inferior dark eyes and dark hair. Yeah you're not a nigress or a chinkess so you've above these subhumans but for a white person you're really ugly. And the sad thing? It's an ugliness that can't be fixed; it's not like obesity or something is causing you to be ugly. As far as I can tell this is a good as you'll ever look. My 54 year old gf is better looking than you, she has prettier eyes, red hair, freckles, is tall. You are just… mediocre. If I was married to you I'd have to get you to wear a mask so as not to publicly embarrass me as people would taunt me for having an ugly girlfriend. I don't know what is worse; having an old girlfriend or an ugly one… ah I think I'll stick with my old lady. A woman's value usually comes down to her looks because women don't have anything else to offer in terms of character, virtue, intelligence, etc. so if you don't even have that then you are just nothing but a miserable femcel who will only be pursued by the most bestial and subhuman of "men" that would fuck anything. The best you could do is get a sperm donation from a real man like me because I wouldn't stick around to raise the child with you, you're too ugly to have around, hopefully my superior genetics would be an upgrade for your lineage else the child might curse me forever for having given you my seed.
No.48696
>>48689every 4chon tripfag is a scumbag
us anons otoh are wholesome af
No.48697
>>48696What about flagfags?
No.48701
>>48697you're anons until 80% of the board knows who the fuck you are
No.48702
>>48696Dwarf and smiley aren't tripfags so wtf are you talking about?
No.48703
>>48697You guys are just tripfags without the trip but with the flare.
No.48707
Dwarf is/has never has been a tripfag-nor a camgirl. I hate bullshit rumors that just aren't true.
No.48712
>>48702>>48707yea and Bill Maher isn't a kike because he's an atheist
FUCK OFF TRIPFAG LOVERS>>48703they're like mischlings, they can be okay but we need to watch them closely
No.48713
>>48712Smiley and dwarf aren't tripfags.
How many boxes of crayons did you eat today?
No.48716
>>48713alright... which tripfag are you?
No.48717
>>48716I am not a tripfag. I am anonymous.
No.48718
The image of smiley and learningcode07 smoking meth together in each other's mom's basements...
Wow. What a visual.
No.48719
>>48718Is that the definition of making it 4chon?
HAVE SMILEY AND LEARNINGCODE07 MADE IT?
No.48720
Learningcode07
Smiley
BOTH
JIDF
Jews
Smoke meth
Have had sex with traps
Are schizophrenic psychopaths
Hate women and their moms
Are secretly closeted homosexuals
Into coding
No.48726
>>48720IT'S THE YEAR 2023 SMILEY AND LEARNINGCODE07 IT'S OKAY TO BE HOMOSEXUAL GAY LOVER COUPLE!!!
When will smiley and learningcode07 come out of the closet as couple? WHEN WILL THEY SHARE THEIR BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN LOVE WITH THE WORLD?
No.48727
JIDF used to go on /x/ and do what exactly?
No.48731
>>48729You're such a poser.
No.48735
>>48734>suck my ballsNope. Fuck off poser.
No.48754
>>48735we're gonna rape you
No.48755
>>48754You can't rape anonymous.
No.48758
>>48755I'm gonna slap my cock against the screen until you feel it
No.48761
>>48758Be careful. You might break on through to the anime 2D world of perfection.
No.54508
>>54488>>54492The offer to suck my cock is still on the table.
No.54521
>>54508An exploitive-predatory-bluff with no means-to-an-end.
You really are a disgusting human being.
Was that supposed to be witty banter or funny or something?
No.54522
>>54515>>5452150 dollars. When you're down bad and need the money, 4chon has steady employment for you.
No.54523
>>54522You can seriously go to hell.
No.54525
>>54522>Down badI'd say signing paperwork to wind up in a government house with cash assistance ect. MEANS THAT A PERSON IS IN A BAD PLACE, YOU FUCKING MORON!
No.54526
>>54525Which is why help is being offered.
No.54915
how much NEETbux will you get? have you planned out your budget? hope you lay off on the alcohol and weed or you'll end up like avid
No.54936
>>54915I never drink alcohol, I only smoke weed every now and then
No.54961
>>54915God damn you're retarded.
No.54962
>>54915Avid is getting gang banged 24/7 like sasha grey in those porn movies. Ending up like avid is a dream to some and avid has followed his dreams. How dare you try and use avid as some sort of example of what not to be. Everyone should follow their dreams. You should be proud of avid and not be a sad sack of shit.
No.54963
>>54915Telling mentally ill people not to medicate. Kys.