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 No.50742[View All]

>buy baby boy goat
>he's pitch black and I name him Brujo despite my friend's warning
>raise him
>he's cursed as fuck, screams all the time, tries raping my wife, tries killing me, leaps outside of his area just to destroy things
>other goat is super chill and kind
>he ends up getting my chill goat pregnant
>eventually after he tries killing me for the 12th time I just kill him and eat him
>now he has two babies on the farm
>they're both loud as fuck and scream all the time
>little boy constantly tries to rape both his mother and sister

Fucking hell. He's just been screaming in the background for no reason while he eats hay

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 No.52117

Possum attack last night. Another nest gone. Another animal joins the bucket

 No.52125

>>52117
R.I.P

 No.52126

File: 1681826517096.webm (1.99 MB, 720x1280, 1681820092729738.webm)

Locknar, would (you)-vid related?

 No.52171

>>52126
Would be doable without that cringe makeup and outfit, MAYBE

 No.52173

>>52171
(s)he'll get there. (s)he's very passable.

 No.52179

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 No.52196

>>52179
I love Blaire white!

 No.52201

File: 1681867501953.mp4 (2.64 MB, 1280x720, Blaire White vs. Lauren Wit….mp4)

>>52196
>twitter.com/LaurenWitzkeDE/status/1647658207697944576

 No.52211

>>52179
I've heard she has a huge cock

 No.52217

>>52211
I mean that in the straightest way possible. I don't look at other guys dicks.

 No.52248

>>52211
This woman makes me horny but i dont want people calling me gay or anything because of it, I almost want to masturbate

 No.52251

>>52217
>>52248
when I suck cocks I keep my eyes closed and imagine a delicious lollipop so I stay straight

 No.52256


 No.52407

All the goats have been sold
Alhamdulilah

 No.52410

>>52407
Goodbye cursed goats!

 No.56641

Bought some weed gummies

 No.56646

>>52407
Goos stuff

 No.56650

File: 1685046936047.jpg (960.28 KB, 1632x915, IMG_20230525_153030.jpg)

My old blog thread has resurfaced
I have a million baby chicks running around right now, maybe 40, and lots more on the way

Current chicks are mostly sired from a black wheaten Ameraucana and a blue wheaten Cubalaya

Future chicks will be sired from my year old Indio Gigante cock, All-Might, with the aforementioned Cubalaya rooster (Jesus) getting sloppy seconds

Inshallah
Alhamdulilah

 No.56651

>>56650
I forgot this thread existed. Nice birbs as always.

 No.56652

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>>56651
Thank you. I look forward to seeing my feral chickens cross with this giant velocaraptor thing

 No.56697

Looks like 8 chicks have been abandoned already. Maybe even 11. Moms seem to stop momming at around 6 weeks of age

 No.56700

>>56697
Buy a small box to house the chicks to stop them running away, infact one of those guinea pig runs would probably work

 No.56710

>>56700
They have food and water here, they'll never run away
In fact, these babies are rarely more than 10 feet from my home as is

My land will probably hit 100 chickens this year. By years end I'll have tons of blue eggs and indigo gigante hybrids

Inshallah

 No.56730

>>56710
That's good, are you going for an 'all the same colour farm'?

 No.56731

Have you seen those chickens with the fat as fuck feet those are wild bet those legs taste good with some sweet and sour sauce

 No.56757

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>>56730
Color isn't a priority, though darker is usually better because it has a better survivability rate

I'm essentially trying to create a feral and dangerous, large wild chicken

Right now I have an Indio Gigante and a Cubalaya breeding a ton of American Gamefowl and Red Junglefowl / AGF hybrids. My one pure RJF also just hatched a clutch of five babies, though I don't expect two to make it the night

I'm hoping she has a good IG, or Cubalaya male as one of her babies. It can be rooster #3 on my farm. The former would be a monster and the latter would be a perfect farm bird. RJF are extremely prolific and violent

 No.56764

>>56757
The idea of a chicken being violent is so funny to me

 No.56766

>>56764
Natural chickens have an extremely hardcore lifestyle
>only one male with all of the females
>he breeds all of the women, even his mom, sisters, daughters, granddaughters, etc.
>when his sons hit puberty he kills them
>this continues until one of his sons gets stronger than him, and the son kills the father
>then the son takes over and the cycle repeats

My indio gigante I expect to be quite tough. No one is overthrowing him until we get some crazy berserker rooster here that has the pure rage and lust needed to murder his father

 No.56767

>>56766
>greentext
Damn that's some degeneracy right there

 No.56777

>>56766
What the hell? That's more hardcore than lions.

 No.56805

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These two little niggers survived the night but both were discovered (again) in near dead condition, laying baking and comatose in the sun

Our pure red junglefowl had three more hatch last night, so she's currently down these two and at six. One of those looks like it may be crippled also

So five healthy, one maybe crippled and two fully crippled

This is very unusual for my red Indian qveen. She has always been my most prolific broodmother, and her spawn are usually very robust. I suspect that these crippled birds are sired from my Indio Gigante, All-Might. ChatGPT says that RJF and IG have a different number of chromosomes, and that giant birds hatching from small eggs is tough

I will attempt to raise these crippled birds and see what they turn into. Maybe one will become the chosen rooster that my farm has always been awaiting

I have crafted them a home, and I will apply much insulation tonight, but I won't give them artificial heat. I've never needed it before. They will survive the night or not, inshallah

 No.56882

>>56805
Create a genetically freakish fighting bird and enter it into the MMA

 No.56887

Doing fuck all today as its Sunday, going to bike down to the rents to have some Sunday dinner, don't want to get there too early though if I left now for example (9:57) because I hate being sat waiting for food, I will probably leave around 12, I hope there aren't any paid GS 7's or 5's walking round, probably though a planted 8 or 9, like nigga I'm an 11 I don't have to put up with you following me around and shit bitch

 No.56888

Doing fuck all today as its Sunday, going to bike down to the rents to have some Sunday dinner, don't want to get there too early though if I left now for example (9:57) because I hate being sat waiting for food, I will probably leave around 12, I hope there aren't any paid GS 7's or 5's walking round, probably though a planted 8 or 9, like nigga I'm an 11 I don't have to put up with you following me around and shit bitch

 No.56901

>>56888
There now about to eat

 No.56910

>>56901
Ate it, was good, chicken dinner with veg and mash, good hearty meal

 No.56911

>>56805
>ChatGPT says that RJF and IG have a different number of chromosomes, and that giant birds hatching from small eggs is tough

Have you considered that they might also be sterile like mules?

 No.56914

>>56911
Highly unlikely. Breeders can produce fertile offspring from red and green junglefowl, so indio gigante and red junglefowl should be a significantly easier mix regardless of the number of chromosomes

Babies are both alive. They just stand around do nothing though, I wonder if something on the inside is broken

They may have just had a rough time in the egg while developing. Small egg from a small mom. Big dad. I didn't think this would be an issue because I figured they wouldn't mate if too extreme for one another

 No.56917

Bikes 22 miles earlier, wasn't even that bad

 No.56918

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W2c cute brunette gf?

 No.57752

Sunbathed with my top off, now red, I feel excellent, like genuinely great, this sunlight stuff is like some kind of drug

 No.57758

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>>57752
It's great until the sunburn and cancer. No thanks.

 No.57765

>>57758
I would rather live hard, fast and fun than live another 20 years for even more sun-avooding

 No.57767

>>57758
It's not like I'm sunbathing for hours is it

 No.58045

Crashing at my parents house while they're on vacation. Eating all their food and drinking all their alcohol. This fat ass dog I have to watch keeps eating his mate's and daughter's food. They're Boston Terriers.

 No.58059

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>get high as fuck
>start painting the walls with my kid
>I make a beautiful scene of Yggdrasil
>she gets glow in the dark paint and paints the name of God on the wall
>"Gob"
>I paint space around Yggdrasil in purple
>I finish my putting glow in the dark paint around the sun, to fill out the rest of the space with color
>turned the lights off
>all you can see is a black sun shining light and the name of Gob

 No.58060

How did I miss this thread

>>58059
Funny posting style, how old is she, 2-3? Kids are so fucking cute when they are around 2 and start to articulate words properly. I mean wtf its crazy adorable.

 No.58062

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Lel my youtube rec's

 No.58063

>>58059
Mr. Gob has spoken.

 No.58117

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>>58060
I have a 6, 3, and 1
It was the 6 painting with me last night
I'm gonna paint every single inch of my home with my kids



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