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How to stay alpha

Stop responding to women in your internal monologue
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Cucker Carlson makes a cameo in hickock45's newest video
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I've been informed by my mother that my old man was tested for covid. The story she told me was that he had been sick with a sore throat for ten days. He was tested once and the test came back negative. They tested him again but that time it came back positive. So, she's got him in the hospital and the hospital has him hooked up to an oxygen tank and doing more blood tests.

Now. I have told people since day one that it was inevitable that everyone was going to end up getting this. Just as I have told people that the whole thing has been overexaggerated. Of course, my boomer mother, who is showing signs of mentally slipping, is in on the whole hysteria. My dad's the type who is completely nonchalant about anything but being put into the situation he is, with my mother being an emotional mess, surrounded by quack doctors who don't know what they're doing, and so my concern is that if anything does happen it'll be because of stress put onto him by all this bullshit.

Clearly I want to visit them both except that my mother's gone and quarantined herself at home and has told me not to come down. As though having an emotionally unstable woman who's forgetting her days be by herself is a great idea.

I don't know what my siblings are doing about any of this, so that's one more thing I have to deal with. All the while dealing with my edgy schizo nihilism that's telling me it's pointless to care about ghosts in a dead world. On top of, joy of joys, being newly laid off from work. What an absolute shit fest.
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Live Blog Thread


The lowlife drunkard cunt just banged drunkenly against the wall again
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Fresh nu SpraveKino fuckers

"The Fenris" - Finally. At last. Archery's New Dawn!

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Any magi here that can interpret this dream?

Last night I had a dream involving an an old friend of mine, we'll call him Drew (on the shorter side, white, blond blue eye, thin).

So Drew noticed that someone we'll call Tony's gf was a bit of trouble. Tony was a tall negro. Drew wanted to help Tony, and respectfully told him something along the lines of, "hey bro, keep an eye on your girl. Wouldn't want you to get taken advantage of".
The negro did not take the advice well and was extremely insulted. He challenged Drew to a sort of public duel that he couldn't reject. Immediatly a large crowd surrounded them in a circle.
The duel began and 3 more negros joined in against Drew. 1 v 4. The duel didn't bringing physical harm to the opponent but caused great public humiliation (cant really describe it was just a weird dream thing that is beyond words)

At this point I noticed two things.
1 the negros were unusually tall and Drew was usually short.
2 the negros were people who had some connection to me throughout various stages in life (some were people I knew in high school, some various jobs thru life, etc. Some were people I never shared a single word with, and some I was quite acquainted with. None truly significant in my life in any way.))

Naturally Drew didn't stand a chance with the number odds against him and the great physical disadvantage. He was surrounded on all sides by 4 men twice his height. He was being humiliated and the crowed watched on, cheering on the negros. I was stuck making a permanent disgusted facial gesture that I could not change no matter how hard i tried. I was so upset my friend was up there suffering for doing nothing wrong. I yelled out that he was only trying to help.
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I'm gonna read this nigger's book and see what he's planning for us. I find most books easily on libgen.
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How The Normies Stole Wojak - An analysis of hyperreality
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the four stages of the internet

this is a short excerpt from the clown world chronicles. it's worth reading to understand and cope with the decline of the internet.
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Any good books you guys would recommend? I have somehow finished my list of books I wanted to read.
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“Flat Earth Salute”

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>back in highschool
>it's after graduation but we have to come back in anyway
>nobody knows what's going on
>any teacher i ask just tells me they're only following orders
>get assigned to a classroom
>it's overstuffed enough that i have to sit on the floor
>teacher tells us that we're here for our own safety because of covid
>as soon as "they" say we're safe to leave, we can go
>ask if i can use the restroom, it's permitted
>can't take my stuff with me because it'd be suspicious so i leave it behind
>out in the hallway there's still teachers leading lines to other classrooms
>get to a stairway only to find it's rundown and inaccessible
>second stairway is for teacher's only
>third stairway is accessible but under construction
>not watching me footing, i'd fall down the shaft where the stairs normally would be
>lower floors, it's less students and more teachers looking for students
>and some kind of smell
>overhear as i'm trying to sneak my way around that there's something seeping into the school
>somehow make it into the basement, turn the corner, and run right into armed soldiers
>i ask them what they're doing down there and they say they're trapped
>whatever's seeped into the school is on the floor above
>the door i came through is simply gone and they point to a door on top of a flight of stairs
>look behind me, the door i came through it gone
>tell them i'll take a look, old soldier joins me up to the door
>he opens it and there's a thick purple sludge waste-high
>to our right is a window to the outside that's at ground level
>he helps me wade through and get the window open
>i ask him if he'd like to come with but he says he has to stay
>i get stuck in the window frame and he laughs at me, then gives me a weirdly detailed series of directions on how to open the safety locks on a window
>this gets me free
>we wave at each other and i walk off
>wake up
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Kek kino
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>”Traditional Recipe”
>Includes New-World crops

>Medieval European Fantasy Setting

>Corn, nightshades, gourds are most of the fantasy. Sorcery takes the backseat
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The story of Nihilus is interesting, he essentially didn't kill for pleasure or for admiration, he pretty much had no choice but to kill to satisfy the intense hunger he felt if he chose not to.
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nobody properly taught me about emotionally cheating

I had to find out the hard way

if you have a gf and she starts confiding about relationship issues with a guy friend

it's over for u fam
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Nu Porn thread since old one hit le autosage heh

Let's give this another shot fellers
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Femoids getting a taste of their own heightist medicine heh
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here boy go have a nickel and watch some popeye
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I was put on a high dose of quetiapine, omg i am weird feeling right now, but i feel less depersonalised and i can react to the house making cracking sounds, can't react to anything else though, no emotions still.
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Apparently you can change your country for free now on Tinder w/out the need to use a VPN/geolocashun spoofer

Gonna sign up again and git me sum magyaroid matches stat heh
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4chon® Finance

>Paid off $7,000 of my $23,000 combined auto and personal loans year over year (with just $17,000 net income)
>Credit score currently over 805 up from 760 or so
>Roughly two more years to go

This is my time, boys. I'm well on my way to paying my dues to (((them))); what kind of trouble can I get into with such unchecked power? Maybe it's finally time I started a business with the kind of low-low APR that only the top 20% goodest of goys are afforded.

>inb4 dark-skinned creditlet butthurt

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The other thread makes my phone crash edition

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Depressioncore, amirite?
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Well? Originnally
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You know the rules
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>i'm sitting in a college classroom full of students
>history class
>teacher is spouting off some common-core tier commie bullshit
>she poses a question to a student
>student doesn't know how to answer it
>she insults them, asks the next student
>this progresses down the line
>i finally ask what this has to do with the course
>she acts like a complete bitch
>so i go over and start throwing her stuff off her desk while she huddles in the corner
>somebody comes over and randomly slaps my ass
>i walk out and see security coming my way
>i slip behind a group of students as they job past to the classroom then carry on outside
>wake up
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so what commitments are you going to make to improve your life next year but probably wont stick to?

mine is the usual

-no alcohol
-no nicotine
-no or limited caffeine
-no porn

i've cut my alcohol intake back over the last couple months only fucked up with a couple benders, i gotta stop that shit, it's taking longer each time to return to "normal". 8 weeks is my best length in the last few years. 3 months would be great
i used snus on and off last year but it's banned now so im not too worried
caffeine use lowered significantly last few months, will use holidays to drop it
porn is grubby shit i need to stop looking at. this obsession with foids holes is just ridiculous

of course i will come to a point where i'll want to do nothing more than down 3 espressos, a pint of vodka and cram pouches of tobacco in my mouth and proceed to masturbate to the vilest porn i can find for 5 hours
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Soyence vs Science
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Thoughts? I think the fact that these corpo bugmen used "that feel when" in the video description is the worst part about all o' dis kek
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Fighting For My Future (cont.)

So right now it looks like they're really gonna go ahead and try to evict me just as i'm poised to continue the pre-apprenticeship programme come early November.

Needless to say, if i lose my residence i also automatically get kicked out of the apprenticeship programe due to insurance regulations.

They know this full well by now thru my lawyer and went ahead with it regardless/filed the fraudulent complaint. They also did this more THAN A FUCKING MONTH ahead of the deadline they themselves had named, this basically reeks of the type of gaslighting and contemptuous backstabbery that's been a hallmark of the n!Cunt egg donor's behaviour (which is actively enabled by the couple FM's she has left at this point) for as long as i can remember back. It's so fucking funny too how she claims in front of my lawyer that she "supported me all along" and then proceeds to fuck me over royally like this by actively trying to sabotage my upcoming apprenticeship in the most blatant and hamfisted obvious fucking fashion possible.

I do not know what the future holds for me, but i know that i won't let her get away with this without putting up a (legal) fight here. There is another legal avenue available to me which may enable me yet to hold the residence and continue the program in a regular fashion, it will now all depend on whether this shittyass lawyer will be able to do his job properly or not.
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Would you allow a Turkish man to touch your penis?
Would you let him kiss it?
Would you engage in mutual butthole exploration with a Turkish man?
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Day 16 of eating vegetarian

Only change I've noticed is I poop a lot more now, at least twice a day, sometimes more. They're fully sized and always type 4.
Before I would poop once a day and they would either be 3s or 4s.
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So this is life huh,

my 20's spent, working a mediocre job with a mediocre education, no talent or knowledge of anything worth a damn except obscure memes and anime bored out of my fucking mind because i'm a boring person.

wtf happens now?
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Older Media

Do you guys stick to older media now? I think i've finally reached that age. Don't bother finding new music, I reread the same manga, watch the same anime, how do you break this cycle or is it over?
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Fresh nu NileRed kino fuckers

Turning plastic gloves into grape soda

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The normies fucking found out about Tasmania

Properties everywhere - city and rural - are getting bought up fast and prices are shooting up
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Is anyone here big brain enough to understand how a person's subjective experience develops, i.e. how come I am me and you are you? I mean how come you look down and you see you while I look down and see me? How did it come about like this? I do not understand it at all.
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>Dude shes just squirting, its normal, get over it
>Ya'll men walk around with your shirts off n stuff so that means we can piss over an escalator in a shopping mall
>Go girl

Meanwhile twitter censors trump lol.
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james manning says that if you've got as much as 1/16th white blood in you then you're not black
you wiggers will never be black no matter how hard you try
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Does digital information erode?
Im talking audio and pictures

God I hope so
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It was too good to be true, turns out she was just stringing me along. 2021 started with heartbreak already.
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i have dis very foreboding feeling about whatever's gonna happen next heh

right now the system is pissed at right wingers, but i know it's gonna be used for some patriot act type bullshit that will fuck everyone else over too
nothing ever happens, thinking q is real or that trump has some plan to save us is a big cope. everyone's coping. everyone's getting caught up in shitty politics, thinking that calling out hypocrisy is gonna change something or whatever.

i just want this shit to be over fams. politics is big gay corporations own everything and push this weird faggy progressive shit on everyone meanwhile the right is just as bad if not slightly less degenerate thanks to grifters reaching a more extreme element and forcing it to go mainstream. everyone's becoming more radicalized and awful, and this covid bullshit is killing whatever fun there was left. everyone's paralyzed by this, either by fear or by logistics.

nobody has a plan, big tech and big pharma are making an absolute killing during the pandemic and gaining more power, decent countries have already brushed this off and life's normal now. the economy is volatile as all fuck to the point it makes crypto look stable. americans are clearly about to get steamrolled by something and they're too caught up in politics to care. jewsh was talking a bit about this shit on his kikecast the other night and it hit me like a ton of bricks heh.
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shubshcroib t'moi yewchube channew

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I snorted DMT yesterday. Immediately realized I should have done it years ago. I started with LSA then did LSD and 4-AcO-DMT. I should have just snorted DMT. From insuffulation to peak is about 10-12 mins and effects are powerful. But the short comeup means you can control the intensity easily. You can turn a light trip into a strong one. This is way better than LSD which has you stimmy and fried for 10 hours or 4-AcO/mushrooms which have you bedridden for 5-6 hours.

Get on it lads this stuff is a miracle it will fix you. It's both medicinal and recreational.
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Mental illness is no laughing matter
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God i hate wiccan zoomie LARPers so much laddos, it's a complete fucking mockery of actual evropean germanic pagan tradition. I actually prefer traditionalist catholicucks over feminist SJW wiccan LARPer cunts tbqh

The annoying overweight arm-cutting borderline-disordered loudass alpha cunt in my apprenticeship class is basicaly a cookie cutter-esque spitting image of pic related (except way fatter heh)

Now i finally also know what these tooth necklaces they're all wearing are about, it's part of the subcultural dresscode or something kek

Basic bitch greenpill LARPery has now truly reached the mainstream
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>Bonbi is a fat bloated degenerate wigger now

How the FRICK can pedo/waifufag simps recover from this one wew
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gunga dindunuffin
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This indian with the white hate t-shirt is now a social media superstar.
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A human female who's life is fully devoted to the soul purpose of creating big farts. Braphogs are typically fed a high calorie diet made up mostly of protein, fibre, and soda. A healthy braphog consumes about 8000 calories per day, with the exact ratio of protein, fiber, and soda varying according to the desired brap characteristics, such as total gas yield, decibel rating, and aroma. The "hog" in braphog indicates the dietary and lifestyle similarities between a braphog and a typical farm pig.
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Clothing thread

Should i cop this? 75£ barbours sapper coat, recently rewaxed by barbour, size XL
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ALWAYS make sure your reference material has been peer reviewed by:
7 NGO Shills,
6 Marxist Professors,
5 CIA assets
4 Mossad agents,
3 Post-op Transwomen
2 Reptillians
and a former Monsanto employeee
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Ocean's E'Pothead

My work has been shit lately. I used to be able to kind of lounge around a good portion of the day and do whatever, but ever since people have been losing their absolute shit over pokemon cards in early 2020 I have no time. I receive a constant stream of phone calls interrupted only by a constant march of customers demanding to know what pokemon cards we have in stock.

With all this absolute tulip madness-tier lunacy we were even robbed on new years.

I went to lock up for the night NYE and I found that my key would no longer work in the gate which is completely bonkers as you can imagine; the boss also texted me and said the camera (which has otherwise been the bane of my fucking existence for the past 2 years) wasn't working even though, as I'd showed him, it was switched "on" (apparently he'd come into the store earlier and unplugged it). The boss showed up a full hour later and hung around until a locksmith was able to be contacted and come out to do the job. Because an ATM was broken into just a month or so prior I was already pretty suspicious about all this shit and turns out I was right even though my coworker insisted it had to have been some kind of "coincidence". Of course, 4chonners know there's no such thing as a coincidence.

At around 5 in the morning some cunt had come into the mall somehow, made their way down the hall, picked the lock that by this time was less than 12 hours old and raided the shit out of the store. They tore the camera off the wall and just went off basically, loading bags up with Pokemon, Magic and Yugioh cards. I have to give him credit because he had the balls to pull that all off even though we replaced the lock he broke and hooked the camera he unplugged back up, the mf still went for it and made off with a lot of stuff.

We're probably about to get his ass, though. He was competent enough to know how to pick a lock but retarded enough to try and pawn a Nintendo Switch he stole, which made it back to us just this afternoon. Whoever pawned the Switch has just made them suspect #1; I also noticed a guy in the store who somewhat fits the guy's description and he was 100% casing the place, trying to figure out the new alarm system my boss installed, figuring out the camera etc.. With his back turned I followed this guy out to the parking lot and took a picture of his car and license plate, my hunch could be wrong but I'm looking forward to cross checking his plates with the pawn shop he sold the Switch at.

I don't feel I'm going out of my way for my boss, who isn't going to miss a couple thousand bucks with how well we've been doing this year, but I will get my revenge on this thief for making me have to stay over an hour late while we sorted the shit he did out. He definitely stole enough for it to have been a felony so I hope his time in the penitentiary is worth mildly inconveniencing me heh
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Charles M. Manson
Pelican Bay State Prison
P.O. Box 7500
Crescent City, CA 95532 

Dear Mr. Manson,
You were right all along. God sent you to warn us and lead the way and the Pharisees put you in prison for it. Thank you for your efforts and your endurance.
You might be getting out of prison soon, but only if the nigger communists who've taken over America decide to finally execute you. Sorry about that, we all still have our guns, but we let nigger communists take over America anyway, the TV news anchors were too powerful for us to overcome.

Anonymous American
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if sex is so good then how come there isnt a sex 2?
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New diet, health and fitness theory

What if it's all about consistency? Has anyone here ever got addicted to e.g. fast food and eaten the same thing every day? Haven't you noticed that perhaps the first time you eat it you may have gotten sick (looking at you INDIAN or MEXICAN food!) but then over just 2 or 3 days your body adapts and you don't get so bloated or lethargic after you eat it?

It's all about a lack of variety in life. Keep things calm and cool and the same.
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Someone explain this to me. I dont get it
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can you imagine how much people must've laughed at the first guy who decided that it was a good idea to trade real gold for a piece of paper with the lie "this paper is equal to gold" printed on it?
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The 1930s was the last good decade in American history. Good films, cartoons, women weren't too dumb to fuck, niggers knew their place, white guilt didn't exist back then, our immigration policies were extremely restrictive and only allowed Europeans, we had control over our own destinies. But then in 1940 everything started changing rapidly. First FDR desegregated the military, then the civil rights movement, then the 2nd great migration where niggers flooded the South, then in 1941 with the American involvement in WWII, then in 1945 with Germany's defeat in the 2nd world war, in 1947 with the cold war and in 1948 with the establishment of Israel. In the 1950s it was desegregation of schools, in the 1960s it was basically giving niggers more rights that they clearly don't deserve plus opening the floodgates to hell with our forthcoming destructive immigration policy in the mid-1960s, and from then onwards things have only been getting worse.
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I'm a bit butthurt when I see news sites saying stuff like "we know 2020 has been a hard year for all of us" mother fucker I am 30 and my WHOLE life has SUCKED!!! I've been dealing with gay ass shit all my life, like mass immigration and having to see disgusting niggers and poos in my city, feminism and thots, Jews running the media and governments etc. Imagine boomers thinking they have it tough because they have to stay inside a bit, watch their rental properties decline by 15% and try to avoid a virus with a <1% mortality rate.
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>he isn't trading cryptocurrency
>in the current year
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>this was literally more than 10 years ago

Fuckin ell
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this is what horny jail looks like

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Crazy how even .01% of nonwhite ancestry can radically effect a persons facial structure. Post mutts itt
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/r9k/ mascot
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Why Not Failing Is The Greatest Failure Of All

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And then the stoner who drew this woke up in his own piss and vomit
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Official NYE pregame thread

Post NYE shit in here idk
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Exercise = Stress. Stress is bad. Stress ages and kills you. We've all been conned into thinking exercise is good for us when its another Jewish trick.

Note that sport can be very fun (e.g. surfing, snowboarding, kayaking) but that's different. Its fun because the activity is fun, being in nature is nice, socialising and competition etc etc…

Almost nobody can stick to an exercise regime because it sucks and is boring. It is so because it damages our health.
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Fresh nu Bald & Bankrupt

>The Orgasmatron Woman Of Sinaloa

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>traded all my LINK for BTC when it crashed down to 13
>BTC was at like 10.5k at the time so link had huge buying power
thought i made it big last time heh. holy shit lads considering cashing out if it ever dips below 30k heh.

also am*rica is a shithole and i miss living in japan. fuggin hell loud ass niggers literally everywhere.
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I literally had 8 of these today. They are so easy to eat

Fucking Jews did this
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Imagine if greta made an onlyfans now that she's 18 haha
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needs moar adolf hitler on the front page
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years ago I was listening to an interview with a high level spook intelligence psyop glownibba

the interviewers asked him about mkultra and he said that biowarfare is scarier

then he started talking about magatards vs antifa going to be a thing

not long after the interview happened covid hit

and now the antifa streetfighting is going down this week

both covid and antisperg vs magatard are both massive psyops
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I lowered my fucking antipsychotics as much as i fucking could without comming off it completely, and what do i fucking get?
Mild as fuck atmosphere RARELY, and once my chest reacted when i heard someone sneeze, ONCE.

I am going to be like this forever….
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It do b liek dis doe
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Riddle me this, reincarnationfags

Even if your whole body were able to be copied, right down to the atom or whatever, which probably isn't possible, or if time and space were infinite such that eventually a guy who is in all other respects just like you were to appear, it still wouldn't be you because it wouldnt have your subjective experience. I mean imagine there is a machine that copies you, such that a new you appears. It still won't be you because it you won't be experiencing anything that it is experiencing. It would be an entirely new person, even if it is you v2.
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what altcoins we buying for alt season boys?
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I had an absolutely terrifying shit this morning. The head of the log was hard and extremely wide. It literally felt like there was a golf ball stuck in my rectum. I knew if I tried to force it out I would tear my asshole open, so I had to reach in with a toilet paper coated pinky finger and physically break up the turd in order to pass it.
The entire experience was deeply unpleasant, and I was left wondering what sort of utterly depraved lunatic, male or female, would want anything shoved up their ass.
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>Watching piano tutorial thing of nice song
>Never played piano before in my life
>Imagine myself playing it expertly in front of a an engrossed crowd

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Supplements thread? I'm interested in adaptogens and some nootropics.

It said I had to upload an image
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Why ethanol (booze) withdrawal is worse than mytraginine (kratom) withdrawal

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>work is winding down after the busy holiday season
>after christmas, get told to call in beforehand to see if there's work enough for us to be in
>do so
>not told to do so for the day after
>come in
>get off for four days for the new year's
>go in to work today
<sorry anon, you didn't call in ahead, there's no work for you
<call in tomorrow and we might have something for you
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me whenever female anything anywhere
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Anyone here used tribulus?
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Whats the deal with spaceships being aerodynamic, there isnt wind in space
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I'm 21 and have been into crypto since 2010

told parents to buy btc from 2010-2016 and they didn't listen to me
told people to buy chainlink and eth early on and nobody listened to me

sucks being big brain but broke heh

on the flip side I have potentially like 100k usd in doge on an old computer imma try busting into tomorrow heh
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this was unironically my only noteworthy achievement of 2020

besides losing my virginity
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how close to the end is library genesis.

t. worryer.
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can anyone explain why being "smart" enough to get a "good" job requires so much more instruction that being dumb? shouldn't smart people just be smart enough to figure things out for themselves without needing to receive instruction until they're over 30 years old?
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Can't even get creative cuz that's just another distraction from whats wrong with me.

Oh gawd I feel the block, its gonna be like this forever.
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ugly lol
cursed from birth
mustve done something really bad in a previous life to be born looking like that
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>DUUUUUDDEE, Sup, man???
>Dude!, wheres my hug, dude, Haha? :D
>Dude, we still on to chill later, brah?? Haha
>Hell yeah, I like, love you guys, dude, yo, you dudes are like my boys, yo, haha!!…
>Dude, do we have any more Mountain Dew?
>Kay, whabou Fritos?
>Whoah, dude, … harsh… -.-
>*starts playing with her lighter until she gets distracted by it and falls over laughing*
>Dude, wanna get pizza!!? :o
>Dude, wanna go to QuickChek? ._.
>Sup, brahh?
>Yo… , dude, wanna get coffee?
>Yo, wait… dude, … like… what happened?? Like … Hahahahh!!
>Duuuddeee… You got a stoagie, brahh??? Cmon bro, … This bitch needs a boag right fucking now or shes like, .. gonna fuckin die … like, … hahahh… This bitch needs a cig like, … yesterday, hahahh… But like, ..only if its menthol, brahhh, …… hahahahh …
>*does a loud burp like a bro and high fives her bro friends* ;D
>*chews gum* … …
>Dude, can I like, borrow your lighter, brahh?? …
>*buys a lava lamp*
>Killin it! ;)
>*lets smoke slide out the side of her mouth*
>Dude…, thats like… … fuckin hella legit… …
>Im so stoked, bro!!, hahahh!!!
>Dank kush, brahh!! Lets get shmokin on dat loud, biyotch!!
>My dudes!
>*coughs up a lung*
>Cough to get off, bro, … like, am I right, mannn?! Like, … … Hahahhha!!…
>Dude, I need more guys XL sweatshirts, dude! Haha!
>Dude, *chews gum*, like … I cant decide which blink lyrics I wanna get tatted … … or if I wanna get snakebites… Hahahhhh!!!! …
>Wait, dude … whose hoodie is this? Mine smells like McNuggets and bud, … HaHaha…
>Dude, like whose hair is like burning?? Oh wait, oh… shit, … oh, kay dudes, like … chill out guys, … its just like, mine, boys!! … … Haha!!!!!
>*chews gum*
>Yo, … you like … good, dude???
>*brushes her bangs out of her eyes*
>Dude, like, …can I bum a cigarette? ;)
>Later, Broski!!! Hahhaahh…
>*hugs her boi tightly*
>*makes peace sign*
>*fistbumps her broski*
>*skateboards away*
R: 8 / I: 4

i am better than dogstrailia

this is an exciting new caricature of the jew that i just invented, its much better than what dogstrailia produces, i'm sure everyone agrees with that, but exactly how much better?
R: 32 / I: 10
>ex breakups with me

>weeks after breakup I send her an apology text (I broke the trust in the relationship, didn't follow thru with promises)

>week later she responds, seems guarded but slightly vulnerable. asks me questions about if I'm genuinely apologizing
>2 weeks later I tell her my apology is sincere
>she immediately unfollows me from all social media

what the fuck