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 No.21032

Braphog
A human female who's life is fully devoted to the soul purpose of creating big farts. Braphogs are typically fed a high calorie diet made up mostly of protein, fibre, and soda. A healthy braphog consumes about 8000 calories per day, with the exact ratio of protein, fiber, and soda varying according to the desired brap characteristics, such as total gas yield, decibel rating, and aroma. The "hog" in braphog indicates the dietary and lifestyle similarities between a braphog and a typical farm pig.
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 No.21033

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>>21032
acknowledging hypocrisy is not important to women. Being consistent or being right is not important to them, unless the truth or consistency can be used as leverage in an argument so they can get their way. Women care about acquiring resources and feeling tingles, that is it. They do not enjoy anything for the sake of that thing like men do, they do not hold an appreciation for anything like men do, they do not care about anything or anyone like men do, they do not believe in anything like men do, they do not belong to or hold allegiance to anything like men do. A woman is a walking uterus, a cum dumpster, and nothing more. She exists to squeeze a baby with a watermelon-sized head out of her vagina and give it nourishment before and after birth, nothing else. Everything else but this one highly important task, nature has given solely to men. To expect women to be consistent about anything, much less the sexual preferences that decide who gets to shoot the cum they make a 9 month investment carrying until birth, is ridiculous.

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 No.21045

"Darling, do not be offended at what I wrote.”
—December 2, 1909

“The smallest things give me a great cockstand—a whorish movement of your mouth, a little brown stain on the seat of your white drawers, a sudden dirty word spluttered out by your wet lips, a sudden immodest noise made by you behind and then a bad smell slowly curling up out of your backside.”
—December 6, 1909

“At every f*ck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger f*ck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside.”
—December 8, 1909

“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I f*cked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.”
—December 8, 1909



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