No.80004
>>79918I might be eating a "Sam" tonight if she comes over to my place after dinner :)))
No.80013
>>80004Don't let your hormones control your well-being.
No.80014
>>80004youre a freak stop posting about your stupid fucking oneitis nobody cares about the situation other than you and the goblin
No.80187
>>80186So many burgers don't have enough sauce imo, or cheese. So i end up asking for extra
No.80189
>>80186nothing beats a backyard BBQ burger, these fast food chains dont have anything on them
No.80206
>>80186>>80189You don't need fuckin carbs, ketchup and mayonnaise to enjoy grilled minced meat
Ever wonder why southeast asians eat a lot of grilled meat but still stay thin?
No.80207
>>80206Is that gf grilling eggs in the shell?
huh.
No.80208
>>80206i didnt say burgers were the right way to eat minced meat, i was saying fast food burgers arent as good as backyard BBQ burgers
No.80209
Would local butchers, if I asked instore, cut beef patties for me from ground meat? I'll ask next time I see one anyway. Tired and annoyed of how mcdonalds is the only place I've found where I can get 100% beef patties, though what I get from them is pretty tasty honestly, but probs kinda expensive
No.80229
>>80210if youre on keto mcdonalds cheese is not keto just a heads up
No.80230
>>80210Holy fuck, you let goblins touch and cook your food? With ingredients from who the fuck knows where? Have some goddamn dignity man
No.80235
>>80210That looks absolutely horrible and the camera flash does nothing to help.
What the fuck dude.
No.80237
>>80226>>80235>mummy i can't eat a burger without a bun! i'm scawwed of eating something that looks different from what i'm used to!>>80229how so?
>>80230>Holy fuck, you let goblins touch and cook your food?builds your immune system
No.80244
>>80243keto diet means low carbs not zero carbs.
if both the fat and protein exceed the carbohydrates as a ratio, which is the case for all types of cheese, it is not colloquially considered a "carbohydrate" meal. bread, rice or potatoes are majority carbohydrate in composition, therefore they are colloquially "carbohydrate" meals.
i don't advocate a keto diet btw, because wikipedia defines it as "high-fat, adequate-protein, low-carbohydrate" which is not the best ratio IMO. you want high-protein (more than 50g), adequate-fat (minimum 50g) and low-carbohydrate (less than 50g, not including dietary fiber however because fiber has no measurable effect on blood glucose levels). that means almost all meats are good since they're majority-protein but you want to limit bacon and pork ribs (i.e. don't eat them every day as your primary meal) because for these types of meat their fat exceeds protein, you can look it up. this caveat shouldn't need to be said but that doesn't mean you should go to an extreme and be an idiot and consume whey protein (or any other protein or amino-acid supplement like protein powder or creatine) because protein overdose/toxicity is a real thing, smiley chugged that shit like a fucking moron and overdosed on that that once apparently.
No.80246
>>80244>not including dietary fiber however because fiber has no measurable effect on blood glucose levelswhat do you mean by this? no limits on fibre when on keto?
No.80247
>>80244smiley is a funny nigger, what is his life consisting of lately?
No.80248
>>80247Smoking weed continuously.
No.80249
>>80248damn that sounds awful
No.80250
>>80246Ppl have always said fiber carbs don't count as carbs on keto, that's why we speak of net carbs not total.
No.80260
>>80250>Ppl have always said fiber carbs don't count as carbs on ketowhy?
No.80264
>>80261Looks nice except for the soda
No.80265
>>80261wheres the protein?
No.80270
>>80261That looks amazing.
No.80276
>>80261You did a great job, but ditch that aspartame soda.
No.80431
>>80423I might do something like that but instead ~
Cashew butter
Maybe some chopped nuts
Yoghurt, flavoured or unflavoured
I eat a lot of yoghurt, basically use it to supplement my main meat/animal product meals
No.80432
>>80431ive never had cashew butter, had almond butter though its alright, yoghurt has too much sugar, i usually use coconut milk
No.80469
>>80464I had a frog in my toilet in my holiday house. I sat down, urinated, flushed, then noticed something inside the rim, something sticking out, which looked like rubber. It was the frog limbs but I didn't know it at first. Kept flushing and the frog fell into the hole thing. Freaky and disturbing knowing that thing was there when I was pissing, so close to my privates.
No.80495
>>80431i bought some cashew butter earlier, pretty expensive for the size of the tub it comes in
No.80504
>>80495had some earlier, its alright i guess, i think i prefer almond or regular peanut butter though
No.80505
>>80495Cashew butter is really delicious.
No.80614
I just had some chicken drumsticks from the grocery store. They're pretty plain but that's ok heh
No.80637
the chew-y sealeaf bits in south korean ramen with that orange furry cat avatar on it make me shart, and may stick in the gut for a good while upsetting the stomach & coming out in the same form as originally in the flavor packaging
satisfying ramen though, adding lobster flavor sprinkled baguette bits from the ukraine makes it whole
No.80656
>>80637Diarrhea.
Satisfying ramen.
You bulimic?
No.80658
>>80656I am sometimes. I ate these pistachio ice cream things along with the caramel ones and threw some of the up the other day. I actually wonder if it would be healthier to throw them up rather than let them digest.
And damn those Maxibons are good. Delectable.
So I still eat stuff like this occasionally. My general strat to avoid doing so is, firstly I obviously shouldn't have them in the house, but perhaps more importantly (e.g. to prevent buying them at all or in the first place...) is to eat as much fat as I can so I don't get the carb cravings.
I'm fairly happy with my diet as it is but I would really improve it quite a bit once (or IF???!!!) I move out and had better/full kitchen access.
