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 No.101911

That awkward moment when an innocent man gets tortured to death, but then he comes back to life.

 No.101912

>innocent

 No.101913

source: jews

 No.101919

>man

 No.101928

>hey jesus, your real pops here, talking from on high
>do me a solid and go tell those jews that i'm sick of their shit and we need to write a new contract with your blood
<wait, what?
>nah it'll be cool, i'm totally being metaphorical, have fun
<dad they're nailing me to a cross wtf
>nah don't worry about it, see you in three days
<dad i can't believe you've forsaken me-ACK

 No.101964

>>101928
But he came back to life and decided to share his gospel with all the gentiles of the world, that if they believe in him they win, automatically

Nothing us matters. Just believe and you win. A free ticket to eternal paradise, because this world is just a temporary test. "Do not resist evil" says my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, just believe in him and everything will be okay

 No.101965

>>101964
Nothing else* matters



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