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 No.41962[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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 No.98505

>>98008
He has a blue house with a blue window.

 No.98657

It's been a good steamer thread. Can't believe this thread will die soon.

 No.103048

>>97998
Fuck, he keegs must have a lot of salt in his diet to be that bloated.

 No.103049

Back during COVID I had this NEET call my ambulance. Dude was in a hovel with, literally, just a bare mattress on a floor and shit Toshiba laptop. He was all fucking pissed off that there really wasn't anything I could do to make him feel better. He had a mild fever and was being a real bitch about it. I repeatedly explained to him that he was best off just waiting it out at home and to call back if his respiratory symptoms worsened.
This dude wasn't hearing it. He started shouting and acting tough, but avoided anything that might be perceived as violent. He was, no shit, yelling "What does your father do, huh? Fuck you! What does your father do?" This was some kind of argument I didn't understand. Someone explain it to me.
I made him walk to the ambulance, because I don't carry people who don't need to be carried, and he gets even more upset. This retard made me drive him to the hospital that was, without exaggeration, across the road from his caravan park. This is May of 2020. There are roughly 400 people waiting to get in that ER, most in far worse shape than this guy.
This dude was cursing my name up and down, fuck you this, your mother's a whore, the whole works. I go to walk him in the ambulance entrance and sit him down in the waiting area. Then I go over to my favourite security guard, let him know this NEET is gonna be a problem and get the fuck out of there because we have like 10 jobs pending. Security sorted him the fuck out.
2 days later I end up getting called to the same place, and when I get there all of a sudden this dude is SUPER submissive and breedable. Thankful, pleading for help, reasonable, listening, you name it.
It was astonishing. This guy was acting like an entirely new person, and I knew all of it was complete bullshit. Security must have tuned him up pretty good.

 No.108025

Happy Third (turd) Birthday my fellow Steamers ! I like faeces and faeces related activities !

The STEAM of 2026 will guide us . It's why this thread is back to the top . The eternal poo stew will remain fresh as the steamer steams !



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 No.105597[Reply]

Based or Cringe. Call it
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 No.107956

Ended up watching this, after I got home this evening. It was pretty cool, honestly.

There's a german 40k fanfilm I cannot remember the name of that I'd like to rewatch sometimes as well. It has an inquisitorial team going into the bowels of a hive city. I seem to remember gw tried to dmca it but they released it anyways.

I hope I can find that again.

 No.107959

Here it is. I found it after all. Remember liking this.

 No.108015

>>107956
Their decision to destroy the free publicity engine that was the YouTube animation scene is utterly baffling. As best I can tell they wanted creative control of stuff like Astartes to ensure they were telling 'the right stories' rather than apolitical ones that are universally appealing.

The thing is they then locked the creators who signed on away in a basement and no ones seen a damn thing from them, not 40k related anyway.

The smart thing for a moneygrubbing company to do would've been to demand a 25% cut of ad revenue via contract as payment for IP use then let them cook. But they had to have total control with 'warhammer +' and it utterly killed a very entertaining phenomenon

 No.108019

>>107959
Ended up watching this today. It held up well honestly. Glad I found it again. Really feels like a movie version of a dark heresy campaign.

>>108015
>Their decision to destroy the free publicity engine that was the YouTube animation scene is utterly baffling.
From what I understand from listening to other people rant about it, there are two factors at play with this. One is that the UK (and apparently florida) have no concept of fair use, giving GW an opportunity to copyright claim fan works in the first place. The second is that games workshop has recently cottoned onto the fact that their toy lineup is not doing so well but video games and other media are, and have decided they want to be a media company. They want to be netflix. In order to achieve that, they want a monopoly over all warhammer web content, because why would people pay for warhammer plus if they can just watch some excellent fan film on youtube?

Typical shortsighted, evil boomer decision. It's shocking people continue to financially support this company in any way, shape, or form. I know warhammer and 40k are both very cool settings with the potential to tell very cool stories but shit like this is obscene.

>Astartes

You are not the first person who has mentioned this. Apparently it's pretty good huh? Maybe I can find a torrent of it.

 No.108024

I remember Astartes. A 40k fan always sent me the videos long ago. Cinema quality passion projects. Of course he's no longer a fan and never speaks of games workshop anymore



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In this thread we will talk about anything related to sleep, dreams, nighttime, etc
Last thread : >>3337

Today's dream involved going outside at night and finding some qt goth chick who asks me to help walk her home. On the way, some beefy dude shows up and starts stabbing me. I stab him back worse. We both start running out of enough blood to continue stabbing, so I tell the girl now would be a good time to stop being useless. She then proceeds to kill him. Meanwhile I stay conscious long enough to get dragged into her house to be patched up. Win?
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 No.107755

Dreamt I was in a car with my grandparents. They were driving me somewhere. For whatever reason, my grandmother was driving while I was in the front passenger seat. Something was wrong with the car so we pulled over for my grandfather to take a look at it. Grandma said the car was having issues, but I think it was just her because she hated driving so much and he was just humoring her, so I started offering to drive instead, except she was pretty adamant about getting us to where we were going. Before we could resolve the issue, alarm went off.

 No.107885

Had a really strange dream where a 10/10 redhead who works as a model for a brand of soap walked outside, and then every man in her neighbor had their faces stuck to the windows of their house staring at her drooling with their tongues out like rabid zombies. What's the deal with that? Also SHE DESERVES RAPE!

 No.107892

Had a dream where I took some siblings on vacation. Can't remember much of it so it must have been mundane. I was startled awake because, when I called out to a couple of them, they had no faces when they turned to look at me. Slendy family.

 No.107905

Dreamt I was in my grandparents' old home with family. My sister had rescued four cats but was only going to keep two, the other two bundled up tight on the way to be exterminated. I took them from her to take care of them myself but they shrank into kittens the size of the tip of my pinky. One of her bastard cats chased them into the middle room. I went in to go rescue them but then the room sealed itself off after I entered. Realized I had no way out, woke up.

 No.108023

Dreamt I was at some nondescript mall with an outside department store. There was a flood ongoing and the only other thing I could see besides these two buildings was water stretching on forever. The water was overtaking the mall, but the unattached store was on higher ground and people were rushing over to wait until rescued. A time skip happens and I'm at some family reunion. The flood is still going but nobody seems to care. I briefly get into a fight with somebody about it, then leave to go upstairs. For whatever reason, in this dream David Irving was recently deceased and some of his stuff was sitting upstairs, so I went up to steal as much as I could carry. One of my relatives comes upstairs, asks what I'm doing, I tell them, they say "ah yes he was a very special man, very particular" and just leaves. Then I woke up.



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 No.106218[Reply]

A handheld computer with a screen that doesn't have an internal microphone camera or data connectivity so you have to plug in a physical microphone camera or antenna to get it to record or send or receive data

a snack that is dusty like Cheetos but has a un dusty handle . 1 inch of pretzel attached to a dusty savory snack.

brothel
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 No.106496

>>106482
Once got a gas station to swiftly let me use their "employee only" shitter since they had no public one, ushering me behind the counter as I was undoing my belt buckle in front of her saying "have fun mopping my diarrhea off the floor!" and fucking meant it as there was no way I could hold my sphincter shut long enough to power-walk across the five lanes of traffic to the closest place that had a public shitter!

 No.106510

>>106496
based threat shitter

 No.106515

>>106496
The normie FEARS shit. Shit is the ultimate weapon of liberation.

 No.106516

>>106482
AI voice echoes from a loudspeaker as well as playing from your phone: "Participant k4o47AxA154341 identified public bio-infraction class B against secured commercial property 46@$$3mb17." Green and yellow lights flash from nearby buildings and an electric solar powered space age rickshaw full of Pajeet-style clonebots wheels into view from around a corner. Its crew of smelly enforcers dismounts and begins jogging toward you, tranquilizer guns on their shoulders. You look in the other direction and see two more crews of the same shit-chasers closing in.

 No.108022

>>106516
I read 'bioinfraction' in the hl2 female PA system voice without even thinking about it.



 No.105911[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Nu vidya thread, soyim

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 No.108008

>>108007
Adobe Flash Player seems to have a platinum rating on Wine too
https://appdb.winehq.org/objectManager.php?sClass=application&iId=3903

 No.108009

>>108008
Yeah I've never had a problem running it with wine, even years and years ago when wine was considerably shittier.

 No.108016

>>108004
I'm convinced despite 0 hard evidence that top onlyfans models and twitch streamers are being funded by insiders to create the Fear of Missing Out phenomenon and/or impress political narratives upon the high double digit iq audiences of these websites

 No.108017

>>108016
I 100% believe this.

 No.108021

>>108003
>>108004
50% of onlyfans accounts never receive a single payment so $0.01 a month automatically puts you in the top 50%, to end up in the top 10% you only need to hit ~$1000 and ~10k will put you in the top 1%

So Walmart employees earn more than 90% of OF creators.

>>108016
Plausible. The entertainment industry has never truly been subject to the whims of the market.



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 No.96641[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Whatever you want. Find something interesting? Post it.
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i came looking for a thread on which to post a gif i saw of a worm crawling into q guy's urethra and uh this is the first relevant one

 No.107947

>>107553
That was cool.

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 No.107489[Reply]

anyone here lost a parent?

>>my dad is dying. I mean we're all dying but my dad is actually dying very soon.

>>he's been in memory care for almost three years. he went from just being old to totally losing the plot during covid. it sucked because we couldn't get him to a doctor or even really getting a formal diagnosis due to covid restrictions and lack of doctors doing their fucking jobs.
>>for a while we had a nurse help my mom during the day then leaving after putting him down for the night. that didn't last very long though because he would get up in the middle of the night and leave the house. he always wanted to go 'somewhere' just had no idea where. he was big and strong but out of his mind and mom couldn't handle him.
>>we were all terrified of putting him in the old folx home and how he would react but by then he was far enough gone that the transition was easy because he really never understood his situation fully. he'd say he wanted to go home but didn't really know where/when that was.
>>and that's how it's been for the last few years. mom would go see him a couple times a week. my sister who lives 40 mins away would see him once or twice a week. he could talk but not really ever get to a point. he appeared to recognize us but not fully understand the context of us.
>>when I visit mom I go see him every day and take her when she wants to go.
>>mom has since sold the house and moved into a separate independent living facility. she was a stay at home mom and needs lots of help just managing.
>>I'd been down there last in august and dad really couldn't communicate. he'd start sentences but was unable to finish. for the first time I felt he didn't know me.
>>I was there last week for xmas and now he's def on his way out. he has no abilities now besides getting spoon fed. he's been 'in hospice' now for several months. he's still at the same place but hospice nurses come see him twice a week plus when needed. he's getting pain meds but a low dose.
>>I spoke with the hospice nurse and asked what the timeline is. she said he'll live as long as he keeps eating.
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 No.107984

>>107983
>Most Americans culturally identify as some type of Christian, even if they only go to church for weddings and funerals.
I get your point, but those people aren't christians. If a man identifies as a woman it doesn't make him a chick, and the same logic applies.

>lmao I would have guessed it was more like 3-4%

3.4% refused to answer, and I'd guess those are people who are atheists but didn't want to harm their political careers by saying so.

 No.107986

>>107984
>I get your point, but those people aren't christians
Who are real Christians then? If I understand correctly Christianity is unique among all religions for having zero requirements other than having one very specific belief (John 3:16)

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>>107979
the grass is always greener, comrade.

 No.107992

>>107984
>I get your point, but those people aren't christians.
Then the majority have never been Christian and never will be; that is how normies do religion.

>3.4% refused to answer, and I'd guess those are people who are atheists

heh maybe but I'm sure there are Jews hiding in there as well

>>107986
>Who are real Christians then?
Whoever the christposters like at a given moment.

 No.108014

>>107991
To be normal in a society like this is to live an unexamined life of unfulfilling hedonism. Even blackout drunk they often wont admit how unhappy they are but you can see it in how they live. Constant escape and overstimulation are the only ways they can cope.

The most horrifying part is they have no understanding of why they feel this way. They have no frame of reference, no idea that things could be better or even just different. They rely on Hollywood for their perception of the past or of any alternative to globohomo. Naturally they conclude that there isn't one.

At least you know why you're unhappy. The common normgroid hylic cud chewer doesn't. Deep down he may even have concluded that he is the problem and rather than seeking help has resolved to put on a smile and just strive, seeing this miserable life of self delusion and self hatred as somehow virtuous. It isn't. You wouldn't want to be a normie. Ignorance isn't bliss, it just makes you a sucker and a better victim for an honourless, fatherless society with no right to rule that extracts value by deceit and derives ecstasy from the pain and misery of its broken slaves.



 No.107795[Reply]

I literally get home from work and errands between 8:30 and 8:45pm, get done eating at about 9, walk my dog until 10+ and then have to go to bed not too long thereafter so I can get up for work. I literally have zero control over my own life.

L-...LOL!

Old thread:
>>106325
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 No.107988

>>107987
>It seems like something that would turn into a full time job
It's a lot of labor and money. Even if efficiently minmaxed very hard you'll not be far ahead of someone who merely purchases milk at the store

The one undeniable benefit is far superior milk quality

 No.107996

>>107978
You know what, if it was a good place with a good vibe, sure. Maybe I wouldn't squirrel away in the back to hide doing inventory the whole shift.

 No.108005

Slowly becoming a hikikomori I think. The less I leave the house, the less I want to, and the more jarring it is when I do. It's at the point now that I have to spend a day or two recovering mentally from being around groups of strangers. I find it very disturbing being in proximity to them.

Mixed feelings about it. It's more an inconvenience than anything, and I feel like maybe those feelings have some validity to them. Being around hordes of strangers is an unnatural thing that people just learn to cope with through exposure.

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>>107978
Have you considered bummaxxing

 No.108012

>>108005
I hate going to town. Normgroids and flock cameras everywhere. I'd rather eat pine and roots in the woods like a beast than ever wage again



 No.65854[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Beautiful White Women thread #3
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 No.107913

>>107897
large heda is GOOD actually

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 No.107998

Mostly white

 No.107999

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30-40% h'white



 No.107960[Reply]

Sorry that CRBAchan is down - I'm currently moving servers and re-setting-up a bunch of things. It will be back soon.

Anyway, I thought I'd post Sean's artwork from New Year.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139383513

TRANSLATION:

Welcome to the Year of the Horse
[Chinese]
Happy New Year, everyone! As the first day of the lunar calendar arrives, we welcome the Golden Horse. As an incurable, hardcore horse enthusiast, I'll certainly celebrate this year in style—starting with my new artwork.
This year, I'll continue striving to create music and illustrations, pushing myself to improve further. I'll keep learning new things and growing to become a better version of myself.

Wishing everyone success in all endeavors!

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 No.107961

previously:
>>105941
>>107297

 No.107962

>Sorry that CRBAchan is down
It's ok anon, we forgive you heh



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holy fuck i hate having boomer neighbors

i bought out in the suburbs in a SFH subdivision, homes are ~30 years old, 4+ bedrooms on half acre lots

within 6 months of moving in, 2 of the neighbors also sold their homes, and i thought "yay, the neighborhood is turning"... and the homes both sold for 25k above asking

then they move in and it's a 74 year old and 65 year old buying a 4 bedroom house for themselves

i searched property records and found that literally every house on my street was occupied by boomers.... about 20 homes, no one is within 30 years of my age

a nice subdivision, community parks/playgrounds, quiet, safe, 95%+ white people, 5 star schools, except it's a literal retirement community

they won't leave, they won't die, they are still blocking younger generations from affording single family homes

the worst thing about boomer neighbors is that they know their time on earth is limited at this point, so they'll behave however the fuck they want
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 No.107832

>>107828
>I have shit in a hole I dug myself hundreds of times and pissed outside thousands, saving tens of thousands of gallons of water
That's uh, very Indian of you. You know the water doesn't disappear when it goes down the toilet right? You aren't "saving" water you're just creating a public disturbance by shitting on the ground. Even our resident shit spammer allegedly uses a toilet.

 No.107833

>>107832
Most people with dogs simply let their dogs outside to shit on the ground. It doesn't cause any issues at all. Our friend here doubtlessly has higher quality poop than the average dog, so his poop is almost certainly harmless (or even beneficial) for the environment

 No.107838

>>107828
You are actually walking the walk. I kneel. Its worth considering that modern LED lighting is tremendously efficient, we date ourselves with our preoccupation over lights being left on. In some ways the embodied carbon wasted by cycling them on and off, wearing them out till they require replacement, may be worse than leaving them on till you're done in that part of your house.
>>107833
Human shit contains stuff thats uniquely bad for humans, its way worse than dog poo. You have to be careful what's downhill from your shithole to avoid water contamination and so forth. Sanitation is important if youre going to do what this guys doing but I have to assume he knows this if he's that committed and has taken precautions. I'm pretty offgrid but even I use a septic system.

 No.107878

>>107832
You think the hole I used to shit in was near where people live or something? And , digging a 6 foot deep hole is not the ground.

Have to admit once or twice I skipped washing hands in the winter cuz washing hands with 40 degree water in 10 degree air doesn't feel good. Also the soap I had that whole time was disgusting. I have much less bad soap now

 No.107953

>>107878

6ft is pretty deep, thats basically a long drop toilet. Pretty sanitary and most people would distinguish between that and 'shitting in a hole.'

Try stashing hand san nearby. So long as you dont get smeared with fecal matter its surprisingly good at preventing sickness. As in, it's never failed me or groups ive camped with in areas with no water access.

To revisit the thread topic, the main danger with boomers is their tendency to report almost anything on principle. They are the most domesticated, brainwashed generation in human history and are products of a system that had ironclad control of information. They are like those people from Day of the Triffids who the plants have taken over. If you defy the will of the machine they will bring its wrath down on you and it doesnt matter if the act of defiance is big or small.

If you have boomer neighbours I suggest a very tall corrugated iron fence with very spiky plants growing in front of it but still inside your property line. Roses work well. Everyone loves roses.



 No.55578[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Comfy Vidya Spin-Off Thread: VGM OSTs

In this ITT thread we post video game OST songs that stick in our head and are kino

I'll start

Katana Zero
>Sneaky Driver
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 No.107844

>>106989
Between that, mods and what GOG are doing resurrecting the classics it'd ensure there was a lifetime's worth of vidya diversion that predates the pozz era. You'd never need to buy new again.

 No.107851

this shit moves my damn heart fams

 No.107921

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>>55579
I played that, along such forgotten titles as Commander Keen, Crystal Caves, Paganitzu, Gladiator, Walls of Bratock, ZZT...

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 No.107725[Reply]

Do we still have mods or what? Somebody do something about the shit spammer. Why is it always like this, why can't we just do something right before it ruins the site instead of ignoring the problem. Did it with Smiley, did it with foky, now there's this faggot spamming his bowels and nobody cares yet again.
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 No.107818

Sorry dog, I'm here like a few times a month LOL.

 No.107827

dam just pooped again hard to belive my body can even hold yhat much its not like ive bern eating much the last couple days LOL
were does it come from

 No.107882

ate sum gross oatmeal shittin real good toniye tho LOL

 No.107883

dam lads its pretty mushy todsy
Only teh 1 poop weirdly guess i got it all out

 No.107935

lol damn lads just had a good oen



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 No.107555[Reply]

YLYL #7

prev >>96105
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 No.107699

>>107593
They have large communities that worked together to pull off this fraud. It's not possible for whites to replicate

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>>107558
>>107559
For once I'm backing the roasties. Maybe if those fagqueens weren't shoving their cameras in their faces like autistic douches the girls might've been less shitty. I would've told those low-test, socially-inept queers to fuck off, too.

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 No.107744[Reply]

Le epic rare W! Get mogged on.
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 No.107754

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Hallowed be thy name.

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Heh

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dead kike on a stick thread?

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