Story time: >be me >be 14 years old>neighbor woman like 20 years old invites me on a camping trip>hanging out with a bunch of 20 year olds. Like 3 guys and 2 girls. >We're played pokemon themed monopoly. >no drugs or anything too degenerate.

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Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 00:28:24 No.105961

Story time:

>be me
>be 14 years old
>neighbor woman like 20 years old invites me on a camping trip
>hanging out with a bunch of 20 year olds. Like 3 guys and 2 girls.
>We're played pokemon themed monopoly.
>no drugs or anything too degenerate. Honestly shocking how wholesome the group is
>You'd think this group would be into some weird shit but they're like in the top 5% of wholesomeness for people
>One of the guys says a joke or something and I laugh pretty hard
>One of the married 20 year old women says "whoa, I like your laugh!" (her husband was not there btw)
>oh haha
>don't think anything of it.
>everyone's treating me well despite being 14
>we all hop in the car and drive to the campsite.
>that night, while sleeping in the tent, the married 20y.o. chick rolls over to me and gives me a look
>oh haha. ohhhh I know where this is going.
>the grabs my hand and puts it on her tits.
>"do you like that?" she says.
>uhhhh yes? (kinda nervous but not the first time I've talked to a girl, but I'm not a chad or anything so still kinda shocking).
>"I want to you come into my sleeping bag tonight, anon"
> I explain to her that she can't do that because she's married (these stupid women, man).
>really I'm just trying to not get murdered by the husband.
>she kinda lets out a disappointed sign and leaves me alone. (women's brains break when you reject them).
>that morning she treats me like normal and is friendly with me.
>mfw
>I always think back to this moment to decide whether I'm a true incel. I'm generally not very popular with girls.

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 00:40:12 No.105964

Husband was probably aware. He'd already hit that thing 10,000 times and found the idea of some young guy eagerly pounding his hagwife hot

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 01:20:19 No.105972

You made it up, it's probably copypasta, and you're a fag.

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 01:30:08 No.105973

File: 1761269399981.mp4 1.21 MB, 1080x1920, 婉琳hajime_750908298424793833….mp4

>>105964
you are drawing a portrait of the husband, but the palette you use is your own

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 01:43:36 No.105974

>>105972
You can tell it's not a copypasta because it's not that interesting and there's no punchline.

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 16:32:54 No.106006

I fucked up and dropped the ball with women a million times as a youth. Only started figuring foids out in my late 20s tbqh

!!gBf2t4..OM 10/24/25 (Fri) 17:48:20 No.106007

#truwiz

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 20:50:55 No.106008

>>106007
what?

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 21:28:31 No.106012

>>106008
He's bragging about being a male virgin in his late adulthood. Weird flex but okay.

!!gBf2t4..OM 10/24/25 (Fri) 23:42:22 No.106013

>>106008
It's a term from wizchan to distinguish celibacy by choice from incel attitudes, oftentimes used sarcastically (not in this case) to make fun of incel attitudes.

>>106012
>ook ook im a normalfag monke im cool
Even weirder flex, but ogay.

Anonymous 10/25/25 (Sat) 07:38:24 No.106023

>>106013
what is wizchan like?

!!gBf2t4..OM 10/25/25 (Sat) 10:45:05 No.106031

>>106023
It's a trash fire with a bunch of beaners dancing around it, chanting in tongues.