No.105964
Husband was probably aware. He'd already hit that thing 10,000 times and found the idea of some young guy eagerly pounding his hagwife hot
No.105972
You made it up, it's probably copypasta, and you're a fag.
No.105974
>>105972You can tell it's not a copypasta because it's not that interesting and there's no punchline.
No.106006
I fucked up and dropped the ball with women a million times as a youth. Only started figuring foids out in my late 20s tbqh
No.106007
#truwiz
No.106012
>>106008He's bragging about being a male virgin in his late adulthood. Weird flex but okay.
No.106013
>>106008It's a term from wizchan to distinguish celibacy by choice from incel attitudes, oftentimes used sarcastically (not in this case) to make fun of incel attitudes.
>>106012>ook ook im a normalfag monke im coolEven weirder
flex, but ogay.
No.106023
>>106013what is wizchan like?
No.106031
>>106023It's a trash fire with a bunch of beaners dancing around it, chanting in tongues.
No.106158
>>106031is there an image board that isnt like that these days? at least wizchan has some authenticity. good place for anime, music, movie recommendations. wasn't wiped out by the hipster destruction of all imageboards/nerd culture in general. its got its shit but its also got some genuine culture too, which is rare.
No.106160
>>106012it was a comment about the OP, not himself, so not really a flex more a fistbump
>>105961i fixed your story
>be me >be 14 years old>neighbor woman like 20 years old invites me on a camping trip>hanging out with a bunch of 20 year olds. Like 3 guys and 2 girls. >We're played pokemon themed monopoly. >no drugs or anything too degenerate. Honestly shocking how wholesome the group is>You'd think this group would be into some weird shit but they're like in the top 5% of wholesomeness for people>One of the guys says a joke or something and I laugh pretty hard>One of the married 20 year old women says "whoa, I like your laugh!" (her husband was not there btw)>oh haha>don't think anything of it.>everyone's treating me well despite being 14>we all hop in the car and drive to the campsite.>that night, while sleeping in the tent, the married 20y.o. chick rolls over to me and gives me a look>oh haha. ohhhh I know where this is going.>the grabs my hand and puts it on her tits.>"do you like that?" she says.>uhhhh yes? (kinda nervous but not the first time I've talked to a girl, but the female contact gets me a little hard).>"I want to you come into my sleeping bag tonight, anon"> I explain to her that she can't do that because she's married. horny bitch.>really I'm just trying to not get murdered by the husband i tell myself>she kinda lets out a disappointed sign and leaves me alone.>rethink it. cucking her husband is sort of kinky.>but being statutory raped is even bigger turn on.>tell her i changed my mind.>she gets on top of me cowgirl and starts finger-banging my mount.>she is rough and i'm gagging and choking.>takes her spit covered hand out of my mouth and starts jerking me off with it.>i cum on her face.>she doesn't close her eyes, it gets in her eyes. she did this on purpose. >she masturbates to orgasm.>next day acts like nothing happened.>mfw>gave up my wizardry not sure it was worth it but ill never know now.>no magic.>cant cast spells.>i fingerfuck my own mouth to this day when i jerk off.>mfw No.106164
>>106160lay off the porn for awhile.
No.106165
>>106164i dont really consume much porn. i spend most of my time working on getting my MP up. not my fault i grew up during a time of internet porn without any cultural/political guardrails in place to regulate shit.
No.106178
>>106160I fixed your story.
>be me >be 14 years old>neighbor woman like 20 years old invites me on a camping trip>hanging out with a bunch of 20 year olds. Like 3 guys and 2 girls. >We're played pokemon themed monopoly. >no drugs or anything too degenerate. Honestly shocking how wholesome the group is>You'd think this group would be into some weird shit but they're like in the top 5% of wholesomeness for people>One of the guys says a joke or something and I laugh pretty hard>One of the married 20 year old women says "whoa, I like your laugh!" (her husband was not there btw)>oh haha>don't think anything of it.>everyone's treating me well despite being 14>we all hop in the car and drive to the campsite.>that night, while sleeping in the tent, the married 20y.o. chick rolls over to me and gives me a look>oh haha. ohhhh I know where this is going.>the grabs my hand and puts it on her tits.>"do you like that?" she says.>uhhhh yes? (kinda nervous but not the first time I've talked to a girl, but I'm not a chad or anything so still kinda shocking).>"I want to you come into my sleeping bag tonight, anon"> I explain to her that she can't do that because she's married (these stupid women, man).>really I'm just trying to not get murdered by the husband.>she kinda lets out a disappointed sigh>pulls down her pants>her giant cock slaps me in the face as it practically rips its way out of her boxer shorts>Anon, I am the husband.>she picks me up with one arm and carries me to her sleeping bag like some amazonian caveman back from a hunting trip>throws me down, rips my clothes off>her pikachu tee-shirt explodes as her straining abs rip through the thin fabric>she lets forth a lustful roar, and falls upon my unprotected arse with her meat mallet>the other campers are having a giggle and pretending to sleep while my virginity is savagely taken by the biggest, fattest willie god ever produced>finally it's over, we collapse together on the pile of bear furs she was using as a sleeping bag, our bodies glistening in the heat of the campfire>years pass, never see her again>develop an insatiable lust for big fat willies, but none of them ever compare>spend my life chasing the dream of that ultimate willie>watch frieren, imagine being bonked by that thicc mage apprentice character I can't remember the name of but as a futa>post on 4chon with a frieren avatar and unleash my angst on the innocent, largely heterosexual userbase, dreaming that one day I'll finally see her again... No.106188
>>106178>finally it's over, we collapse together on the pile of bear furs she was using as a sleeping bagwhere the fuck did that girl get bear fur?
>her pikachu tee-shirt explodes as her straining abs rip through the thin fabricharam. disrespectful to pikachu.
No.106194
>>106188She killed the bears with her bare hands heh
