/lounge/ - Lounge

A dating app where everyone has a nude selfie with their head cropped out. Instead of trying to guess how fat a girl is from her deceptive photos, you can instead wonder how busted her face might look. Women obviously will not have to be disappointed by men's penises and balls if they've seen them already.

A grocery store that doesn't sell dryer sheets or cleaning chemicals

A restaurant that livestreams their kitchen so that you can check to make sure they're cooking it just right

A handheld computer that is dusty like Cheetos

a restaurant that livestreams ai videos of them cooking properly while in irl they rub your food on their penis and anus

>>106219
Actually not a bad idea. I'm surprised it hasn't been done already.

A sock that goes on your cock that can be thrown away or handed to a homeless woman if you piss yourself slightly

Business Idea:
A good thread making company
I nominate OP as CEO and myself as CFO lol heh

a bomb that only kills niggers

a gas that only kills jews

a sauce that tastes good on any kind of meat

an electric aubesian with a solar powered option

a cultivar of eggplant that looks like a smiley face

lemon-proof fabric

a pill that makes it so you don't get diarrhea from authentic mexican restaurants

>>106253
A pill that makes you forget what an aubesian is

>>106254
give one of those to a centaur and we're gonna have problems

TND as a subscription service: you find a nice place with no niggers living there and you force the locals to pay you a regular fee to prevent you from bring niggers into their region

A drink that has so much weed in it, that it has 1 mg THC per mL liquid. A weed drink as strong and dangerous as Everclear.

Browser extension that allows people to rate and annotate and comment on web pages. For instance if you thought this was a mid thread you could rate the web page of this specific thread as mid. you could "follow" other users of this browser extension to see what they think about websites. In some cases this would work like community notes. You could also tag things as having porn, viruses, hate speech (lol).

-Comment on YouTube videos that don't allow comments
-dislike button for the whole internet
-comment on ads

A lot of potential here but I am not some sort of coder so this one will probably never habben

>>106321
This literally already existed, it was the dissenter addon. The forces of evil shut it down hard

A Pajeet blocker that blocks Pajeets and suspected Pajeet activity on the internet.

A nonprofit environmentalist/sustainable slave camp where everyone who joins is signed up for food stamps, Obamacare, and every other free shit they're eligible for, and then the Admins take a cut of the free shit. The slave camp would take responsibility for finding out what to sign slaves up for and filling out all the forms.

There are cameras all over and the footage is monetized by (1) selling the data to researchers as well as (2) by livestreams where viewers can offer rewards to slave campers who do things for the entertainment of the viewers. There would also be other intrusive data collection measures such as step sensors, heart rate and blood pressure sensors, eye scanners, pills that monitor digestive system, and butt plugs that measure the tightness of butthole from moment to moment. Keeping detailed and thorough records of physiological data on thousands of people would enable breakthroughs in medicine, organizational psychology, marketing, etc.

Ideally most of the most creepy invasive stuff would be optional and would give additional rewards to those who submit; ideally the slave camp could break even on any given participant without invading their privacy or making them work all that much.

Currently most Americans use several gallons of marginally drinkable water to flush their piss away every time they piss. What a waste. In slave camp piss will be analyzed chemically and then used to water large trees or to make gunpowder or something.

I haven't given much thought to what kind of work they would be doing but considering how many people are currently doing nothing at all productive, I think there's a lot of room for productivity gains. It's extremely costly and usually unprofitable to manage marginal workers in the current American regulatory conditions, but if they are "volunteering" for "rewards" at a "nonprofit" they can be managed more efficiently.

there are so many marginal people in America right now and a lot of them would easily sign up for something like this if you gave them a carton of cigarettes

Ideally the slave camp would have its own doctors and nurses and lab techs so that it could bill Medicare/Medicaid for the healthcare of the slave participants. This might require setting up a separate legal entity to oversee the healthcare.

To me the best location would be nearby a major city on an old landfill or something so you can say you're being sustainable.

>>106218
You've never eaten chex mix? the stupid pretzel pieces still have dust even though they're smooth

>>106368
This is why Gardetto's are superior heh

>>106368
An easy but inelegant solution would be wrapping each pretzel handle in a small piece of plastic, foil, or wax paper

A bit more challenging would be to have each piece have a pretzel handle on each end, and one end goes into one of many holes in a piece of cardboard. Kind of like the picture but instead of lighters, pretzel handled snacks

Not a business idea but a while back I thought of a way to make an indirect surveillance-resistant social media website/imageboard but I'm not sure it would work particularly well if at all.

1. There would be no user submitted text as such; users would fill in a text form same as ever but what would be displayed would be an image of the text (I think php has a means in which this would be possible). I think .gif format is the lowest filesize type that supports clear background text

2. the "text images" would be salted with random image tags to confuse AI scrapers

I think you could still "quote" text but it would have to work differently, like it wouldn't be down to the letter it would have to be via blocks of text images and maybe even dragged and dropped into your own text entry form.