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I decided to become a zionist mainly for the epic trolling opportunities that zionism offers, but along the way I've come to realize that zionism is the one true and correct ideology and that Israel genuinely is America's greatest ally.
If Israel isn't America's greatest ally then who is? Certainly not some western or northern European communist shithole, those people lividly hate America, they stab America in the back at every opportunity and shit talk the USA constantly. Same is true of Canada, Australia & NZ. There is some pro-American sentiment in eastern Europe, but those countries are poor puny weaklings. Japan is extremely pro-American but they have no military so that leaves South Korea as the only significant competitor with Israel for the title of "America's greatest ally" and it would be a pretty close contest, but SK just doesn't venture much out of their own tiny sphere of influence while Israel has substantial global reach diplomatically. The South Korean military and the industrial complex which backs it is quite impressive, they're more capable of developing their own technology than most of Europe is, but they aren't on par with Israel.