No.109831
Every single one of these 4ailchan forks suck: nothing fun, no more "brain candy", barely any memes worth hoovering (oh yay, yet another pepe or wojak, or a screencap of twitter or tumblr, or reposted 7-second tiktok or instagram vid with text covering half of it because all these ipad-since-1-year-olds not only have the attention span and memories of goldfish but incapable of figuring everything out without mental training wheels and subtitles explaining every little punchline and contextual clue and social minutia, whoop-de-fucking-do) and nothing but zoomiebonic-spewing memetards who can't construct a coherent sentence without every third word being "based" "cringe" "peak" "finna" like I've just walked into a special education classroom. Fucking hell. At least most of those dumb rageface comics and demotivators had a chance of actually TRYING to be clever, now it's all the same unfunny shallow "birrions must die hyuck hyuck" Captain Obvious statements. It's swimming through sewers in search of a tootsie pop, not fucking worth it anymore. Paranoia levels overcorrecting against "da n0rmiez" until you've all purity spiraled into toxic shitpit halls of mirrors echo chambers of herp-a-derp chimp screeching and shit-flinging driving out anyone who might have something more to share than yet another "life sux amirite" doomerjak. And I know you all are gonna just tl;dr and "m-muh reddit spessign" and "not an argument" because I wrote more than five words in a row which lags and crashes your acquired AuDHD on steroids wetware behind your glassy NPC eyes with no life or soul just a walking database of soyjaks and snippets you memorized from knowyourmeme.com . Die. Seriously, just fucking kill yourselves. You won't notice, you're dead already inside. Where any of you NPCs even alive in the first place you soulless automatons zombie-stumbling off the set of Idiocracy?
No.109832
Why bother talking to anyone, online or offline, when you all are so fucking terrified, so schizophrenically paranoid of "being cringe", that you water your personalities, your hearts and your souls, down to the most bland and inoffensive carbon copy clones of each other to appease the lowest common denominator. Not just zoomers, but most my fellow millennials are no better for being horrified by authenticity (even if it's "cringe") so they irony-poison any and all forms of sincere expression and thought until every fucking body's walking around under the same several layered masks of intentionally unfunny ironic meta-humor. It's fucking disgusting. I can't have a conversation with anyone less than 60 years old, for all their faults at least a lot of them they were taught basic social skills, emotional self-regulation discipline so they don't fly off the handle and assassinate people for mildly disagreeing with their political opinions where even the most boring kind of moderate centrist is declared a "nazi" and literally murdered (what the fuck is wrong with you people?), and all who weren't born and raised Amish weren't brain-raped by being stuck in front of an interactive touch screen since pre-toddlerhood designed to addict you with just the right light patterns and sound rhythms to hook your attention at a scientific level for the sake of muh GDP. I'm doctor-certified autistic and even I am astonished at how badly you cowbrained Dunning-Kruger dimwits suck at plain basic talking to people. I fucking lap neurotypicals in social skills all the time, that SHOULD embarrass the fuck out of the rest of you who have NO excuse to be that fucking inept at knowing how people operate and lacking even common-sense levels of psychology ye generation of Sheldon sperger-kwaynes. Enjoy the loneliness epidemic hell you have created for yourselves.
