>wake up (unfortunately)>next to frumpy wife with morning breath>let out a 60 second long fart (I'm in my mid 20's)>piss for 5 minutes>pour some hot water to kill my own morning breath which smells/tastes like an sewer>go outside>observe infini

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Anonymous 04/18/26 (Sat) 01:04:46 No.110360

>wake up (unfortunately)
>next to frumpy wife with morning breath
>let out a 60 second long fart (I'm in my mid 20's)
>piss for 5 minutes
>pour some hot water to kill my own morning breath which smells/tastes like an sewer
>go outside
>observe infinite selfishness from society
>go back inside
>oh wait
>can't go back inside
>have to go to work
>get to work
>boss is selfish and prideful
>coworkers are selfish and prideful
>remember the last time I indulged the slightest bit of personal information to one of my coworkers
>immediately used against me so he could gain more worldy power
>neglect to speak to my other coworkers
>"the fuck is your problem, anon?" "too good to talk to us"?
>work my backbreaking job. Almost kill my coworker on accident because he refuses to wear the protective equipment that management said everyone must wear or they get fired. (coworkers won't let me wear it either because their pride won't let me follow the rules)
>wonder if I'll fucking die today
>99 perceived years later (time goes more slowly when you want to die for some reason) I'm allowed to clock out and go home
>immediately as I walk through the door the boner inverting wife with negative A cup tits and a 30" ass and a 1:1 waist/hips ratio is bitching about something having to do with emotions and feelings
>carefully explain to her why she's being illogical and how facts don't care about her feelings
>we get into an argument that has no purpose (other than to frustrate me) for 30 minutes
>She's doing that thing where women just assume premises based on feelings and it's impossible to argue against
>eventually walk outside to my man-cave in the backyard
>look at gun
>"That's for the bad guys" I say to myself
>start drinking alcohol and smoking tobacco (I used to look down on family men that partook, but now I get it)
>after becoming temporarily changed by the substances I'm finally able to calm down
>I can finally stop thinking in endless loops about how unfair life is and how little justice there is in this world.
>head back inside the house and eat peanut butter for dinner
>repeat for the next day

Anonymous 04/18/26 (Sat) 02:11:34 No.110361

RIP

Anonymous 04/18/26 (Sat) 02:48:41 No.110362

oops I forgot the part of the story where I go online for 30 at the end of the day and the internet is nothing but libshit propaganda

Anonymous 04/18/26 (Sat) 04:01:20 No.110364

how do you go from playing minecraft every day and being a day trader less than a year ago to whatever this latest story is

Anonymous 04/18/26 (Sat) 13:15:57 No.110365

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>>110364
When the gods want to curse someone they answer their prayers