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 No.110796[View All]

Finally entering the rainy season here
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 No.112466

>>112455
LEAVE HIM ALONE

 No.112468

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 No.112497

havent updated any of my apps in ages and theyre starting to break lol

 No.112579

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Another gorgeous summer day

 No.112584

I've become the normie I've hated my whole life. In one of many ways, I now have the bad habit of doing temp-/weight-conversions with web searchs for "ounces to grams converter". I know of units but...

$ units
Currency exchange rates from FloatRates (USD base) on 2018-10-20
3070 units, 109 prefixes, 109 nonlinear units
You have: man units
Unknown unit 'man'
(oh, the program's "active")
You want: 12oz
conformability error
12
0.34019428 kg
You have: 12 oz
You want: g
* 340.19428
/ 0.0029394968
You have: q
Unknown unit 'q'
You have: how do I exit this stupid unintuitive spaghetti-coded trash
Unknown unit 'how'
You have: oh for fuck's sake
Unknown unit 'oh'
You have: ALT + F4

Yeah I know: skill issue, git gud skrub. This kind of thing would've been easy-peasy lemon-squeezy when I was a bright and chipper kid who legit loved learning and practicing things for no other reason than to satisfy my brain's craving for mental weight-lifting. But maybe as far back as the great awokening my brain has been thoroughly blasted and burnt-out by life-universe-everything (particularly my poor health among many other poor life decisions) to the point I have to web search the likes of "how do I use grep, again?" the once every two weeks I feel the need to use it when a basic boring GUI-based file search like Catfish won't work. Hell, I've given up trying to get something as basic as Matrix to send text snippets and an image or two between my PC and my phone, and now just email myself stuff because I refuse to trust gulag drive, dropbox, or any other kike-run "cloud". Yeah, I know. In my 20's I would have saw this as a challenge to, for example, set up my own personal FTP server. But I can't be arsed to do anything of the sort just for something as normiecore as this.

 No.112585

>>112584
>Hell, I've given up trying to get something as basic as Matrix to send text snippets and an image or two between my PC and my phone, and now just email myself stuff because I refuse to trust gulag drive, dropbox, or any other kike-run "cloud".
Depending on what kind of files you're sending this is a reasonable thing to be concerned about, but it's not like Email is secure either. I suggest using something like https://litterbox.catbox.moe/ for non-sensitive files.

 No.112587

>>112585
That catbox looks useful, thanks! Let's hope it doesn't get shitcanned like so many other file sharing services other than the gigacorp backed ones who AI scan your images or text files "to protect the children / slow the spread of the health crisis of waycist hate speech".

>but it's not like Email is secure either

Which really sucks. You're basically limited to the likes of Disroot, Posteo, and RiseUp and then you should password-archive your shit just in case thanks to cancel culture ruining lives for mildly criticizing women or faggots on a gaming forum 15-30 years ago (all those paranoid conspiratards were right all along!), or just rolling your own and then dealing with having to maintain certificates and most of your emails being auto-delivered to so many spam/junk folders. The Internet was a mistake.

 No.112591

>>112585
Proton Mail is compromised too. I think it's best not to rely too much on email in general. If you have a phone no. which I'm guessing you would, but you might not, you could send urself stuff via WhatsApp.

 No.112592

>>112587
The only thing we can trust in now are post-it notes stuck to carrier pigeons

 No.112594

>>112591
Epstein hilariously used a basic gmail account, so they saw him in there blatantly trafficking children and shit

 No.112596

>>112594
Sheer chutzpah

 No.112603

Recently saw these stats and found it pretty interesting. You better be making 700K+ annually if you want to breed above replacement there, buddy.

 No.112604

>>112603
how many 15 year olds are having kids? would be more meaningful to raise the minimum range to 23.

 No.112605

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>>112603
The population should go down. Earth is overcrowded. The only people that benefit from more people are those at the top of the pyramid scheme

 No.112606

>>112605
True, but the people who shouldn't breed are the ones I don't like.

 No.112613

Fucking hell I hate women
>need at least one orgasm every two days or they turn into angry monsters
They demand the sacrifice of lust or it's just nonstop wrath. Either way they demand the majority of your energy

 No.112614

I wish a good-natured, h'White, broke-dick guy, who's used to dealing with spergs like HDV would date my (very cute and sexy tbh) 21 year old autist sister, so I don't need to worry about her hanging around weird crowds and possibly going down a dark path, as autists are prone to do.

 No.112617

>>112613
Never forget, in the golden age of psychological study it was a cure to help masturbate women until they calmed their shit down.

>>112614
Where do we send applications?

 No.112618

>>112617
>Where do we send applications?
If only it were that simple.

 No.112622

>>112613
>My steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery
Yeah yeah.

 No.112623

>>112613
Git gud or become volcel. At least Lord Buddha repeatedly refers to a male's addiction to the female form (rupa) as the main obstacle to enlightenment, as nothing drive's a man's attachment to the material realm than his desire for sex.

 No.112629

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>>112622
It's not bragging, don't be a crab in a bucket
>my damn boat won't stop leaking
<stop bragging bro
>my dog won't stop shitting on the floor
<not all of us can have pets ;_; ur making me feel bad
>my feet hurt
<not all of us have legs brother ;_;
I suppose gratitude is what matters. I should be grateful for my problems. The hangover is a part of drinking

>>112623
Volceldom is great. What most people pursue is mere bondage and enslavement. I know boomers that married single moms in their mid-40s that don't get sex at all

 No.112630

>>112629
>I suppose gratitude is what matters. I should be grateful for my problems. The hangover is a part of drinking
Excellent take away.

 No.112636

>>112630
>Excellent take away.
Agreed, we all ought to simply avoid the shit that only has shit results. What's the point in chasing a few brief moments of cheap thrills when you pay for it in hours or days of ache and regret? Gram of prevention beats a kilo of cure. Excuse me, forgot there may be a fatbergersteinowitz among us: an ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure. Now go shoot some beer bottles in your backyard, yee haw!


>>112629
>I know boomers that married single moms in their mid-40s that don't get sex at all
That's because they married someone born and raised in a culture that hates men and sees us as disposable and replaceable.


>Volceldom is great.

The Buddha agrees:

>You might chat with someone who has knife in hand.

>You might even chat with a goblin.
>You might sit close by a viper,
>whose bite would take your life.
>But never should you chat
>one on one with a lady.
>They captivate the unmindful
>with a glance and a smile.
>Or scantily clad,
>they speak charming words.
>It's not good to sit with such a person,
>even if she's injured or dead.

https://suttacentral.net/an5.55/en/sujato?layout=sidebyside&notes=sidenotes


Even non-monks should remain celibate:

>A sensible person would avoid the unchaste life,

>like a burning pit of coals.
>But if unable to remain chaste,
>they'd not transgress with another's partner.

https://suttacentral.net/snp2.14/en/sujato?layout=sidebyside&notes=sidenotes


Like a pit of glowing coals? This analogy crops up again and again across the suttas, for example:

>Suppose there was a pit of glowing coals deeper than a man's height, filled with glowing coals that neither flamed nor smoked. Then a person would come along who wants to live and doesn't want to die, who wants to be happy and recoils from pain. Two strong men would grab each arm and drag them towards the pit of glowing coals. They'd writhe and struggle to and fro. Why is that? For that person knows, "If I fall in that pit of glowing coals, that will result in my death or deadly pain."


>In the same way, when a mendicant has seen sensual pleasures as like a pit of glowing coals, they have no underlying tendency for desire, affection, infatuation, and passion for sensual pleasures.


https://suttacentral.net/sn35.244/en/sujato

Unambigious declaration that not just sex, but all sensual pleasures are deathly dangerous. All pleasures, especially the craving for sex, is like a hook in fish bait, also a frequently used analogy like here:

>As a blazing grass torch

>burns one who holds it and does not let it go,
>sensual pleasures are like a torch:
>they burn the one who does not let go of them.

>Do not renounce abundant happiness

>for the sake of the minute happiness of sensual pleasure.
>Do not be like the fish who swallows the hook,
>and is then slain.

>One should willingly train oneself in regards to sensual pleasures.

>You are like a dog bound by a chain:
>sensual pleasures will attack you
>like hungry savages would a dog.

>Yoked to sensual pleasure,

>you will experience unlimited suffering,
>and much mental distress.
>Give up these unstable sensual pleasures!

https://suttacentral.net/thig16.1/en/soma?layout=sidebyside&notes=sidenotes

tl;dr if you know what's good for you, stay away from women! Don't look at their pictures (not even drawn naked Japanese people), don't listen to them sing, don't think about them at all. The vagina is a trap, it's not just a stinky hole, it's a pit of glowing coals that only leads to suffering and birth which only ever ends in death:

>Who would want such a worthless state of existence?

>Either I will go forth,
>or I will die, but I will not marry.

>What is this impure putrid body,

>a dreadful corpse with a tainted smell?
>Who would want to enter
>this oozing skin-bag full of impurities?

>What do they know about this

>disgusting thing plastered in flesh and blood,
>a corpse which will be given as food
>to worms and birds?

>Before long it will be taken to the cemetery,

>a body deprived of consciousness,
>left there like a discarded log,
>by disgusted relatives.

>Thrown away in the cemetery,

>it becomes food for others.
>Even one's own mother and father are disgusted and go bathe themselves—
>what can be expected from everyone else?

>Hanging on to this worthless corpse,

>bones bound together by tendons
>in this putrid body
>full of excrement and saliva.

>One who dismembered it,

>bringing the internal parts out,
>would not be able to endure its smell—
>even their own mother would be disgusted.

>The khandhas, elements, and sense domains,

>are conditioned, rooted in birth, suffering.
>Pondering wisely,
>why would I wish to marry?

By the way, it was a woman who said the above rather than the Buddha this time. If she could figure out that sex is bad, what's your excuse?


You all might also find it amusing that the Buddha straight up calls them (inb4/NAWALT) stupid and immature:

>"Sir, what is the cause, what is the reason why ladies don't attend council meetings, work for a living, or travel to Persia?"


>"Ānanda, ladies are irritable,

>jealous,
>stingy,
>and unintelligent.
>This is the cause, this is the reason why ladies don't attend council meetings, work for a living, or travel to Persia."

https://suttacentral.net/an4.80/en/sujato?layout=sidebyside&notes=sidenotes


This and probably many other reasons (Did you know that a woman can never be a Buddha? She can become an Arahant under a Buddha's guidance but is incapable of attaining full Sammāsambuddho on her own. Wonder why.) why he initially refused to allow women to join the monkhood. But after he relented after being begged repeatedly he said his ministry would have thrived for 1000 years, but after foids were invited Buddhism would would only thrive for about 500. Which turned out to be true thanks to the arrival of the Visuddhimagga, Mahayana, and other forms of counterfeit Buddhism about 500 years after the Tathāgata's parinibbāna.

 No.112644

>>112636
>That's because they married someone born and raised in a culture that hates men and sees us as disposable and replaceable
Men make themselves disposable and replaceable. They just announced in Ukraine that they need to bring in 8 million migrants to deal with an oncoming population collapse

>The vagina is a trap, it's not just a stinky hole, it's a pit of glowing coals that only leads to suffering and birth which only ever ends in death

Everything ends in death. The Buddha died, no?

 No.112645

>>112636
>Agreed, we all ought to simply avoid the shit that only has shit results. What's the point in chasing a few brief moments of cheap thrills when you pay for it in hours or days of ache and regret? Gram of prevention beats a kilo of cure. Excuse me, forgot there may be a fatbergersteinowitz among us: an ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure. Now go shoot some beer bottles in your backyard, yee haw!
It's more like everything has a cost. You can't have any joy without paying for it, but conversely joy can also be the cost of suffering so it evens out.

 No.112646

>>112644
>Men make themselves disposable and replaceable.
Foid worship detected, opinion rejected.

 No.112647

>>112646
<men give women the right to vote
<men enslave themselves to women for a crumb of pussy
<men willingly die by the millions in meat grinder wars
Men are the entire problem

 No.112648

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>>112647
And now for the time-honored Internet tradition of MAKING SHIT UP LIKE A SCHIZO to earn "I won an argument" faggotry. Every single time with you sheldon spergs.

 No.112664

Coughed up a pretty damn huge tonsil stone, I thought there was one earlier but couldn't get it up. I don't really see how this could cause a sore throat tho.

 No.112666

>>112664
You don't think a stone in your throat is going to cause you to have a soar throat?

 No.112696

>>112666
Bird stomachs are full of rocks, but they have no bellyache.

 No.112698

This looks so darn bad.

 No.112699

I have to watch my mom's dogs again and they won't leave me alone and keep licking my legs.

 No.112700

>>112699
They know how delicious you are. Don't turn your back for a second

 No.112706

>>112700
They are old boston terriors, I don't think they could eat me even if I was in a coma.

 No.112709

>>112698
>she's not THAT hot
>I rate her a six

 No.112722

Getting tired of samsara, bros

 No.112726

>>112709
I don't feel guilty looking at that image because fate has led me to only being able to afford chicken wings, which is of course a pretty good diet if it's most of what u eat.

 No.112727

I finally watched Obsession because it got torrented within the last few days. Pretty entertaining really. And it has a hot Latina so it's a good flick. Would luv me a freaky Nicky. I wanna insert my oneitis into an android gf, lock her in...

 No.112730

Apparently isometrics are good for tendons. I've gone 2 days doing 1 set of an isometric - static hold bicep curls 12.5kg dumbbells at 90 Deg, but it's given me some soreness the next day so I'll try more sets at a lighter weight. This is for my bicep - inner elbow issue, aside from that I don't have any other issues relating to tendons or joints etc... Actually I'm pretty well set up if I wanted to develop my lower body more. I can front squat like 60kg with a pretty vertical back. I don't like to add more and bust reps out while hunching forward.

 No.112731

>>112730
Low bar squats and jump squats with one giant dumbbell are fun. Form matters above all else

 No.112747

Am once again regretting pissing away so many decades with a keyboard or controller in my hands doing nothing, building nothing, being nobody. And yet, here I remain stuck in habit and nostalgia. Wish I'd never been introduced to vidya all the way back in the 80's, oh how things might have been different. All those "jocks" and "preps" had a point, boomers and women were right all along.

 No.112748

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>>112722
The Minecraft two-week period is a microcosm of samsara.

 No.112751

>>112747
If u truly enjoy the game and u got most of ur priorities right I don't think it's a waste. I don't think the time I spend bing wahooing is actually one of my problems.

 No.112752

>>112747
I think only coomers are content to goom. Stop cooming and gooming will feel like a pointless waste of time

 No.112760

I think some nigger walked off with my trashcan, although I can't imagine why seeing as it was beaten to shit.

 No.112762

>>112760
As the old adage goes "niggers gonna nig"

 No.112770

Not a day late, but 364 days early. I rule.

 No.112798

>>112752
I bothered to find my VPN login and so now I have easy access to (new) vids of brown women worshipping bwc. Miss me with that selfie scan shit



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