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 No.111602

>born in godless jap land
>Mom and dad at work 16 hours a day and regret having a child
>1 in 4 of the girls at your middle school are doing porn to pay for highschool
>study 20 hours a day only to get 101st place on the local exam (the competition is pretty stiff, you see)
>Given no reason to live or exist other than nebulous ideas like "shame" and "pride"
>Barely get into highschool, parents don't even think about me anymore, too busy paying bills
>Finally find a girl that pities me enough to date me, don't even bother asking for her body count
>Humans need an idol to survive so I start idolizing her
>Can't stop thinking about her
>All my actions are in service of my queen
>She kinda tolerated me at first but now she's getting tuned off by my neediness
>She starfishes for my 4 incher approximately 2 times in 2 years
>eventually dumps me halfway through highschool.
>LostMyIdol.jpg
>Going insane, losing my mind because I placed my faith in another human being
>Out of habit, continue to study throughout highschool
>Get addicted to porn
>Land a 16 hour/day office job like all the other 100M slant eyes
>Surrounded by bitchy bossbitch office women
>Can't fucking get this "life" thing figured out worth a shit
>Get up in the morning on a vague sense of civic nationalism
>"Religion" I think to myself. "Ha, that's just God-of-the-gaps shit they came up with before science"
>One day I've finally had enough. I leave the mandatory office party 3 minutes early
>"Takeshiiiii Ara ara where da fuck arrrrre you going?" stammers my drunk boss.
>Finally had enough
>go to Shinketsumori suicide mountainⓇ
>Take a dive


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 No.111605

Japan's biggest social issue, aside from NIGGERS AND JEWS and Commie leftists, is the work culture that goes out of its way to hobble the population. If they could unite around fixing that issue, everything else would fall into place and NIPPON COULD RISE AGAIN.

 No.111611

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>born in the land of the free™
>Mom and dad divorced before I could walk, paying child support to two different step-dads
>1 in 3 girls at your middle school are already on birth control and have an OnlyFans to pay for vape juice
>go into $100k debt for a Gender Studies degree from a state college
>Given no reason to live or exist other than nebulous ideas like "Freedom" and "The American Dream"
>Barely graduate, move back into my childhood bedroom, parents too busy refinancing the mortgage to notice me
>Finally match with a girl on Tinder, she's a single mom with a niglet, 220 lbs, has a septum ring and is covered in tattoos but I'm desperate
>don't even bother asking for her body count (it's triple digits)
>Humans need an idol to survive so I start idolizing her
>Can't stop thinking about her, buy her UberEats every night
>All my actions are in service of my Queen
>She kinda used me for free food at first but now she's getting turned off by my financial instability
>She starfishes for my circumcised 5 incher approximately 2 times in 2 years (can't find the hole half the time)
>eventually dumps me for a guy with a lifted truck
>LostMyDream.jpg
>Going insane, losing my mind because I placed my faith in another human being
>Out of habit, continue to wagecuck at the local Amazon warehouse
>Get addicted to high fructose corn syrup and SSRI antidepressants
>Land a 12 hour/day shift at a cubicle farm like all the other 300M mutts
>Surrounded by HR roasties and angry Karens
>Can't fucking get this "life" thing figured out worth a shit
>Get up in the morning on a vague sense of nationalism
>"Religion" I think to myself. "Ha, that's just fairy tales for rednecks"
>One day I've finally had enough. I leave the mandatory diversity training seminar 3 minutes early
>"Daaaaaave! Where da hell arrrrre you going?" stammers my boomer manager.
>Finally had enough
>go to the local Walmart parking lot
>Buy a handle of cheap vodka and a bottle of OxyContinⓇ
>Black out forever



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