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 No.113403

I'm going to objectively describe my day and you guys tell me if society is going to shit. I will not embellish or exaggerate ANYTHING.

>Be me

>Live in California
>We're having a "family water park day" on Sunday
>Head to traditional christian church (anti-gay / anti-feminism / etc.)
>barely 5 people in church (that's pretty good for our church actually)
>The liberal church down the street is bursting. The fire marshal should be called because they're definitely over occupation limit
>Come to find out after the service that 2 of the church attendees are just visiting
>make that 3 real members in church not counting my family
>Need to use up a mcdonalds gift card so as not to get scammed by the mere act of owning it
>Get to mcdonalds
>80% of the cars in front are 20 year old rust-buckets and the other 20% are brand new mercedes (typical city nonsense)
>walk inside to see approximately 8 niggers and 4 mexicans waiting and looking pissed.
>no whites
>thoroughly unwholesome environment. Looks like something out of a futuristic dystopia like Robocop
>keep in mind my family looks like something out of the 1950's. No tattoos. Clean. White.
>Have no clue how to do fast food. (We never really leave the house)
>Order the bullshit goyslop off the kiosk screen thing
>The fuckin screen says "pay at the counter to receive your food".
>I assume (as most people would) that they make your food and then you pay for it (you know, like any other fucking restaurant)
>wait literally half an hour because they're pretty busy and I'm patient with fast food employees.
>no one asks why I'm sitting at a table with a table tent for over 30 mins at a fast food restaurant
>that's a half hour gone from the water park experience.
>finally walk to the front and ask them how it works
>Give them the fucking money and park my ass down for another 15 minutes waiting for them to now make the food.
>Within this 15 minutes, a she-nigger WEARING NOTHING BUT UNDERWEAR starts arguing with an attractive asian female employee
>"Den wut da FUCK be da point of DIS and DAT?"
>Female asian employee calmly explains that the computer controls her life and her job and she has no say over anything ever
>"OH I SEEN DAT SMIRK! You think dis be funny, huh?"
>Thinking this is going to turn into a WorldStarHipHop video, I sweep my family to the other side of the fucking shit hole establishment
>Finally my food comes and 2 east asian employees look at me like this mcdonalds is their entire life, and they know it.
>I'm 45 minutes late to the water park
>We finally get there
>Can't find parking. Every space is taken.
>Park up on the curb in a haphazard way
>looks like shit but probably legal
>Get to the ticket booth
>"That'll be 130$ for your tiny family"
>oh.... ok.
>"Oh and we need to see your ID"
>oh...............ok.
>STILL NOT INSIDE THE STUPID FUCKING WATER PARK
>"We have to check your bags"
>"oh you can't bring food in :/ "
>oh.....ok
>walk back to the car across a parking lot and drop off the food
>get back to the park and now there's a metal detector
>BEEP BEEP BEEP
>"Sir your multitool pliers are DANGEROUS and cannot come inside the park"
>I ask "Can I please for fucks sake just leave the damn things with you?" (fearing another trip to the car)
>He actually says "yes".
>holy shit, a win. An actual win. Maybe I WON'T hang myself later. (there's no twist ending I really do get the pliers back)
>now foodless inside the park, with kids that get hungry every 30 minutes.
>A hotdog costs 10$. Fuck that. Obviously.
>Walk inside and it's packed to fuck and back
>I turn my head 360 degrees and see 3 white people besides my family
>Everyone is fat as fuck and I can count on one hand the amount of non-medically-obese people
>Very few of the women are human-shaped
>There's just very few hot bodies (almost no white women so maybe that's why, idk)
>The instructions for how to stay safe and "have fun" are being broadcasted on little speakers all over the park....... IN SPANISH
>Every sign has a spanish translation attached.
>The mascot character for the park is a blond haired blue eyed white guy cartoon character.
>Pay 10 more dollars to drop my valuables in a fucking locker because lmao at leaving my valuable stuff lying around.
>Every. Single. Thing. I. Try. To. Do. Gets. Me. Reprimanded. By. A. Lifeguard.
>Holy shit we really must be living in a lawsuit singularity event horizon
>try to put my child on my shoulders
>TWEEEET TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET (a whistle)
>SIR!!! SIR!!! GET THAT CHILD OFF YOUR SHOULDERS SIR THATS AGAINST THE RULES SIR
>SIR YOU CAN'T TAKE YOUR CHILD DOWN THE WATER SLIDE WITH YOU SIR
>legitimately think I'm about to get kicked out of this park for trying to do things I don't even think twice about with my children.
>I try sitting perfectly still as test
>The whistling and reprimanding stops
>Holy shit
>I can't take this anymore
>I'm gonna make sure my children have a good time to the best of my ability but I don't know how the fuck to do something "fun" like this in the future
>Did I mention everyone is a different shade of brown?, Like, the entire park is like this.
>Did I mention that everyone is ugly and fat as fuck. My family sticks out like a sore thumb. We look like a coca-cola ad compared to this orc hoard.
>Mess about in the water and do almost nothing while I watch my innocent children consistently make the best of every situation.
>Finally. One final coup de grâce
>My child is walking toward the kiddie water slide and boom, the park is now closed.
>As if the entire park was connected to a single light switch, everything turned off instantly.
>He was 5 feet from the slide and a lifeguard physically steps in front of the slide to prevent the kid from going in
>Kid bursts into tears because the slide was something he was eventually going to do.
>Picture related is MFW I woke up this morning
>Picture related is the fucking mcdonalds ching chongs faces when they handed me my food
>And finally, Picture fucking related is the fucking lifeguard's face when they were forced by their employer to reprimand me over shit that was commonplace 10 years ago.

 No.113404

I "actually" will read later but for now ahahaha tldr: christfag ( with no real accomplishments ( hence identifying racially )) is butthurt that the world is changing , but is butthurt about the entirely wrong aspects of what is changing, because the main problem is the air and water has too high a concentration of poisonous chemicals



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