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 No.113403

I'm going to objectively describe my day and you guys tell me if society is going to shit. I will not embellish or exaggerate ANYTHING.

>Be me

>Live in California
>We're having a "family water park day" on Sunday
>Head to traditional christian church (anti-gay / anti-feminism / etc.)
>barely 5 people in church (that's pretty good for our church actually)
>The liberal church down the street is bursting. The fire marshal should be called because they're definitely over occupation limit
>Come to find out after the service that 2 of the church attendees are just visiting
>make that 3 real members in church not counting my family
>Need to use up a mcdonalds gift card so as not to get scammed by the mere act of owning it
>Get to mcdonalds
>80% of the cars in front are 20 year old rust-buckets and the other 20% are brand new mercedes (typical city nonsense)
>walk inside to see approximately 8 niggers and 4 mexicans waiting and looking pissed.
>no whites
>thoroughly unwholesome environment. Looks like something out of a futuristic dystopia like Robocop
>keep in mind my family looks like something out of the 1950's. No tattoos. Clean. White.
>Have no clue how to do fast food. (We never really leave the house)
>Order the bullshit goyslop off the kiosk screen thing
>The fuckin screen says "pay at the counter to receive your food".
>I assume (as most people would) that they make your food and then you pay for it (you know, like any other fucking restaurant)
>wait literally half an hour because they're pretty busy and I'm patient with fast food employees.
>no one asks why I'm sitting at a table with a table tent for over 30 mins at a fast food restaurant
>that's a half hour gone from the water park experience.
>finally walk to the front and ask them how it works
>Give them the fucking money and park my ass down for another 15 minutes waiting for them to now make the food.
>Within this 15 minutes, a she-nigger WEARING NOTHING BUT UNDERWEAR starts arguing with an attractive asian female employee
>"Den wut da FUCK be da point of DIS and DAT?"
>Female asian employee calmly explains that the computer controls her life and her job and she has no say over anything ever
>"OH I SEEN DAT SMIRK! You think dis be funny, huh?"
>Thinking this is going to turn into a WorldStarHipHop video, I sweep my family to the other side of the fucking shit hole establishment
>Finally my food comes and 2 east asian employees look at me like this mcdonalds is their entire life, and they know it.
>I'm 45 minutes late to the water park
>We finally get there
>Can't find parking. Every space is taken.
>Park up on the curb in a haphazard way
>looks like shit but probably legal
>Get to the ticket booth
>"That'll be 130$ for your tiny family"
>oh.... ok.
>"Oh and we need to see your ID"
>oh...............ok.
>STILL NOT INSIDE THE STUPID FUCKING WATER PARK
>"We have to check your bags"
>"oh you can't bring food in :/ "
>oh.....ok
>walk back to the car across a parking lot and drop off the food
>get back to the park and now there's a metal detector
>BEEP BEEP BEEP
>"Sir your multitool pliers are DANGEROUS and cannot come inside the park"
>I ask "Can I please for fucks sake just leave the damn things with you?" (fearing another trip to the car)
>He actually says "yes".
>holy shit, a win. An actual win. Maybe I WON'T hang myself later. (there's no twist ending I really do get the pliers back)
>now foodless inside the park, with kids that get hungry every 30 minutes.
>A hotdog costs 10$. Fuck that. Obviously.
>Walk inside and it's packed to fuck and back
>I turn my head 360 degrees and see 3 white people besides my family
>Everyone is fat as fuck and I can count on one hand the amount of non-medically-obese people
>Very few of the women are human-shaped
>There's just very few hot bodies (almost no white women so maybe that's why, idk)
>The instructions for how to stay safe and "have fun" are being broadcasted on little speakers all over the park....... IN SPANISH
>Every sign has a spanish translation attached.
>The mascot character for the park is a blond haired blue eyed white guy cartoon character.
>Pay 10 more dollars to drop my valuables in a fucking locker because lmao at leaving my valuable stuff lying around.
>Every. Single. Thing. I. Try. To. Do. Gets. Me. Reprimanded. By. A. Lifeguard.
>Holy shit we really must be living in a lawsuit singularity event horizon
>try to put my child on my shoulders
>TWEEEET TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET (a whistle)
>SIR!!! SIR!!! GET THAT CHILD OFF YOUR SHOULDERS SIR THATS AGAINST THE RULES SIR
>SIR YOU CAN'T TAKE YOUR CHILD DOWN THE WATER SLIDE WITH YOU SIR
>legitimately think I'm about to get kicked out of this park for trying to do things I don't even think twice about with my children.
>I try sitting perfectly still as test
>The whistling and reprimanding stops
>Holy shit
>I can't take this anymore
>I'm gonna make sure my children have a good time to the best of my ability but I don't know how the fuck to do something "fun" like this in the future
>Did I mention everyone is a different shade of brown?, Like, the entire park is like this.
>Did I mention that everyone is ugly and fat as fuck. My family sticks out like a sore thumb. We look like a coca-cola ad compared to this orc hoard.
>Mess about in the water and do almost nothing while I watch my innocent children consistently make the best of every situation.
>Finally. One final coup de grâce
>My child is walking toward the kiddie water slide and boom, the park is now closed.
>As if the entire park was connected to a single light switch, everything turned off instantly.
>He was 5 feet from the slide and a lifeguard physically steps in front of the slide to prevent the kid from going in
>Kid bursts into tears because the slide was something he was eventually going to do.
>Picture related is MFW I woke up this morning
>Picture related is the fucking mcdonalds ching chongs faces when they handed me my food
>And finally, Picture fucking related is the fucking lifeguard's face when they were forced by their employer to reprimand me over shit that was commonplace 10 years ago.

 No.113404

I "actually" will read later but for now ahahaha tldr: christfag ( with no real accomplishments ( hence identifying racially )) is butthurt that the world is changing , but is butthurt about the entirely wrong aspects of what is changing, because the main problem is the air and water has too high a concentration of poisonous chemicals

 No.113407

Heh a metal detector. I bought one of them (a rod shaped thing) when I was paranoid about someone putting spycams in my room. Have yet to a buy an infrared thingo that outs spycam lenses.

 No.113411

You're probably the demoralization spammer. However, in regards to the character in this story: this is like intentionally hitting one's hand with a hammer and then complaining about the pain

Stop doing brown things like church, fast food, and waterparks

 No.113413

>>113411
Yeah haha what an idiot I am. "Going out into public". Psshhhhhh. What an utterly BROWN concept. Ive learned my lesson.

 No.113416

>>113413
Public is fine, if you watch your back, don't relax, and avoid danger. However some places are all together bad and should be avoided entirely

 No.113419

>>113416
I cannot come to terms with rhe fact that I cant take my family to mcdonalds or a water park and actually have some fun outside for once. Im beginning to think I would rather die in the orc hoards than never live life.

 No.113420

why torture your family with church

 No.113421

>>113420
because they like interacting with decent clean cut people and worshipping a god thats going to throw your faggot ass into hell when you finally hang yourself because of how worthless your life is.

 No.113426

Death cult cuckolds of the dead kike on a stick are not/were never welcome on 4chon.
Consider cutting your blogoposting tourism short and going back

 No.113429


 No.113435

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>>113429
>>113426
>Death cult cuckolds of the dead kike on a stick are not/were never welcome on 4chon.
Consider cutting your blogoposting tourism short and going back
>+

 No.113438

>>113426
I think it's more of a slave cult than a death cult

 No.113439

>>113421
This is a decent rant but unfortunately christfags religions says not to talk like this haha

 No.113444

>>113435
Amen brother. 4chan is a Christian website.

 No.113448

>>113438
It is a death cult. Even the ones that aren't 100% about bringing about the end times still look forward to dying and cannot effectively engage with day to day affairs in a way that doesn't involve spreading the cult. OP should love niggers. After all he's going to be spending an eternity with those darkies.

 No.113461

>>113448
heh, nothing personnell kid, but I happen to be in one of those sects that believes blackness is a curse.

 No.113465

>>113461
Mormon? They started letting "the cursed" with "the Mark of Cain" be priests and marry white Mormons a long time ago. Ofc you're just making shit up as you go

 No.113472

>>113465
Mor(m)ons aren't christian anyway. No, I just happen to believe that blackness is a curse. Im part of a growing sect of semi-racist christians. Many of whom you can find on places like /pol/.

 No.113475

>>113472
It's a good thing that your dumbass racism is rejected by literally every single church

 No.113478

>>lives in california
>>surprised it's sh¡t
>>goes to mcdolans
>>surprised it's sh¡t
>>goes to amusement park
>>surprised it's sh¡t

you really don't go out much do you?
my advice, move the fvck out of california.
also take your kids to do stuff that niggers and fat asses hate... camping, hiking, museums maybe.

 No.113479

>>113465
I've encountered these types of "sects" and they're basically heterodox bible studies run by old men who got kicked out of actual denominations. Even OP admits that his church (which is probably a tent in someone's yard) has like 5 people in it.

>>113472
>Im part of a growing sect
Yea? You think you'll get up to 6 people soon?

>>113478
>move the fvck out of california
Where should he go?

>also take your kids to do stuff that niggers and fat asses hate... camping, hiking

Californians are less obese and do a lot more hiking than anyone in red state America...

 No.113481

>>113475
Die instantly, nigger.

 No.113484

>>113479
Im part of a real sect with a real church building. The reason we get 5 people on a sunday is because we're actually biblical and dont necessarily tell people what they want to hear. Unlike the libtard church that tells people exactly what they want to hear. The racism part is a personal belief that does not contradict my formal sect, and the movement is gaining traction online.

 No.113486

>>113484
I wonder what your formal sect would say if asked, "How do you feel about parishioners claiming black people are demons (or whatever it was you said)"

 No.113487

>>113486
It would be "How do you feel about parishioners claiming black people should worship Jesus in Africa, rather than causing infinity race relation problems in America"

They would probably have a knee-jerk reaction at first but deep down they would know a homogenous society is better in every way.

As for dark skin being a curse, thats just a raw theological theory. Its not stated one way or another in the bible.

 No.113490

>>113487
"dark skin being a curse"

You do realize white skin is a mutation so maybe you could say white skin is a blessing to be evolved past the niggerish baseline but saying dark skin is a curse makes no sense whatsoever

 No.113500

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>>113484
>The racism part is a personal belief
So you're not even in one of those LARP churches? You just go to a conservative church and keep your racism to yourself lmao

>movement is gaining traction online

Bro... edgy internet people are generally unreliable when it comes to doing anything but posting memes and you wouldn't want 90% of them anywhere near your kids.

>>113487
The curse of Canaan is an old testament justification for negro slavery. You, a Christian goy, don't get to use it because your covenant is based on individual belief rather than ancestry.

I bet you also think the Tower of Babel is a polemic against immigration rather than an explanatory fable.

>>113490
>white skin is a mutation
I'm partial to the idea that the original homo sapiens were light-skinned and lived in Siberia. Under this theory darkies got their color from fucking homo erectus after back-migrating to Africa.

 No.113511

>>113500
>>113490

Look, you can be a christian and believe that certain races have certain attributes. That's all this comes down to.

 No.113514

>>113511
come to rural Midwestern USA where it's mostly white people . The blacks and Mexicans and arabs and other browns here are scared of cops and are mostly well behaved. There is a criminal underclass of white alcoholic meth heads who's dad or grandpa got lead cancer at the Ford plant before being laid off. Where I live white people do all kinds of stuff that you would call niggerish.

You may have heard of that Conservative suit wearing negro thomas sowell who wrote the book "Black rednecks" which is partly about scots-irish white trash culture and how black Americans took the scots Irish white trash culture and made it even more extremely ostentatiously trashy and risk seeking, leading to the cultural patterns you find unpleasant. I guess maybe the Jew deep state added to it with their crack and violent rap music, if you believe that one

 No.113535

>>113514
I'd rather live in an entirely hispanic neighborhood than have 1 meth family around. They're truly demonic

 No.113541

The afternoon heat in the Central Valley didn't feel like California anymore; it felt like a heavy, humid exhaust fumes blanket. Arthur sat in the driver’s seat of his white 2011 Ford Transit, both hands clamped on the steering wheel at ten and two, watching the water park exit gates spill out into the parking lot.
His nine-year-old son, Caleb, was softly sniffing in the back seat, his knees pulled up to his chest, wet swim trunks soaking through a beach towel onto the cheap gray upholstery.
"Dad?" Caleb asked, his voice tiny. "Why couldn't I go down the slide?"
Arthur didn't answer right away. He stared past the windshield at the crowd clogging the crosswalk. A group of teenagers with boomboxes, a family struggling with three oversized coolers, a lifeguard in neon orange shorts barking into a megaphone about cleared lanes. To Arthur, it wasn't a crowd. It was an inventory.
"Because the switch got flipped, buddy," Arthur said, his voice flat, devoid of the anger he’d felt two hours ago. The anger had burned off into something cold and crystalline. "When the clock strikes, the gate drops. That's how it works now."
He turned the key. The Transit’s V6 engine turned over with a rough, mechanical chug. He pulled out of the dirt-paved overflow lot—the space he’d had to park on because the lined asphalt was entirely full—and headed north, away from the city limits, past the endless suburban developments that faded into dry, golden hills and scrub oak.
He didn't take the highway. He took the back roads, the ones where the utility poles were spaced further apart and the gas stations still had hand-painted plywood signs.
Thirty minutes later, he pulled up to the galvanized steel gate of his six-acre parcel. The land had belonged to his grandfather, a man who had worked as a machinist for the county before the machine shops closed down and were replaced by fulfillment centers. Arthur killed the ignition, stepped out, and unlocked the heavy brass padlock holding the chain together.
The silence on the property hit him like a physical sensation—clean, quiet, and completely unmanaged.
He walked past the weathered red barn to the slope behind the pasture. There, half-hidden under a canopy of overgrown native oak and wild blackberry vines, sat a rusted corrugated steel culvert pipe sticking out of the hillside—the entrance to a old root cellar his grandfather had poured in 1974.
Arthur stooped down, pulled open the heavy wooden door, and stepped inside. The air was cool, smelling of damp soil, lime, and aged cedar.
He didn't turn on a flashlight. He just stood in the dark, breathing in air that hadn't passed through a corporate ventilation system or been scrubbed by a fast-food kitchen fan.
In his head, the math was already running:
* Six acres.
* Four thousand gallons of gravity-fed well water.
* Two hundred feet from the road, invisible from the ridge line.
He reached out and touched the cool, poured-concrete wall. Outside, past the hills, the world was an endless loop of digital kiosks, whistle-blowing attendants, toll-booth rules, and crowded concrete plazas. But here, the concrete didn't have rules printed on it in two languages. It just held up the earth.
Arthur pulled a small spiral notebook and a stub of a pencil from his shirt pocket. He clicked on his small brass penlight and flipped to a fresh page.
At the top, he wrote a single heading: PHASE ONE: EXCLUSION.
Underneath, he began to itemize:
* Deepen cellar floor by 4 feet; reinforce with rebar and poured slab.
* Order 500-gallon diesel storage tank (discreet delivery).
* Install manual ham radio rig; disconnect main property line to the grid.
* Set up rainwater collection along the barn roof line.
He paused, the pencil hovering over the paper. From down the valley, the faint, rhythm of a train horn blew across the hills—distant, automated, carrying cargo to a city he had no intention of ever taking his family into again.
Arthur closed the notebook, slipped it into his back pocket, and walked back out into the fading daylight. He looked down at his hands—clean, un-tattooed, calloused from real work—and then out over his six acres of dry grass and oak trees.
He didn't feel angry anymore. He felt prepared.

 No.113547

>>113541
You had me in the first half. And then it turned into farming simulator.

 No.113549

>>113535
It's not a dichotomy. White meth heads should be hanged in the streets as well as all africans sent back to africa.

 No.113561

>>113514
That's great that you live in a town in which the white people fucked up this time. Also you could be lying. This is an anonymous forum after all.

 No.113564

>>113561
Ha ha idk I sometimes have this fleeting irrelevant hypothetical irrational tear of city niggers , I am aware that i don't live in one of these hives where all the action happens, but I didn't have a big problem with niggers in the big city the times I was there. I hired an illegal unregistered taxi driving nigger in atlanta and he sold me legit Xanax for a good price.

Looking at statistics yea there is a problem but I don't think it's the case that niggers are cursed or retarded . Some of the worst people ever are white. I hated all the white presidents before Obama . I dont hate white people but if you idiots try to have a race ware I'm siding with the Chinese/Jews if possible

 No.113565

>>113561
He probably grew up in some shitty trailer park and can't get over the trauma. It's common for people to massively overestimate how bad the things that hurt or scared them during childhood were.

>>113564
>I don't think it's the case that niggers are cursed or retarded
That's because you're about as smart as one.

>I'm siding with the Chinese/Jews if possible

They don't want you but the niggers might take you.

 No.113566

>>113564
>legit Xanax for a good price
some white trash shit

 No.113568

>>113565
I already said in the other thread arguing with some christfag or the workout guy I can't remember which, I'm a national merit scholar lol, and, if you claim its white trash to consume Xanax, list the foods and drinks you consume so I can see if you're trash

 No.113569

>>113565
Trailer park? I grew up one block from a private college and my parents both have postgraduate degrees

 No.113570

>>113569
And Hunter Biden is a son of a US president, so

 No.113571

>>113570
He gets a lot more bitches than you and probably so do I though I admit it has been a bit dry for me since late February or so

 No.113572

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>>113561
Whites are the main source of evil in the world, unironically
<not a single black on this continent
<until whites brought them here

 No.113573

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Hide yo kids hide yo wife

 No.113584

>>113569
Next you'll tell me your dad works at Nintendo.

 No.113587

No, the problem In society is how Latino Skaters Help Uphold Racism In Transgender/Pool Skating

 No.113604

>>113572
i dont know why the retard who created this image put oregon or idaho or whatever in the upper panel but then plastered a southeastern turnpike in the background of the lower picture. because those manifest destiniggers were totally exploring mississippi and alabama.

 No.113606

>>113604
America is so stupid they might have paved over a river to make a mcdonalds junction

 No.113751

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