guys they're calling me in to court. i forgot to go to jury duty, now i have to provide "just cause" (not the game) for my absence or i'll get contempt of court and a warrant (not the band). what's the advice you're gonna give me? i thought this was a free

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Anonymous 09/10/26 (Thu) 04:18:41 No.114155

guys they're calling me in to court. i forgot to go to jury duty, now i have to provide "just cause" (not the game) for my absence or i'll get contempt of court and a warrant (not the band). what's the advice you're gonna give me? i thought this was a free country

Anonymous 09/10/26 (Thu) 04:25:58 No.114156

Bruv contest that shit. You got this

Anonymous 09/10/26 (Thu) 04:39:29 No.114159

just say financial difficulty, on the verge of homelessness or something, focused on finding something to eat, duh
just need to put on a good act like vid related, they can't know if you're lying

Anonymous 09/10/26 (Thu) 12:22:28 No.114173

>>114159
i don't think this would work for me. i'm too handsome. i'm a 6'9" muscular chad. the judge won't believe a sob story like that coming from me. if i adopted a voice like that it would look too fake.

Anonymous 09/10/26 (Thu) 14:04:46 No.114175

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>that day i pawned the shit from my landlord's apartment and then i was smoking crack for 16 hours your honor

Anonymous 09/11/26 (Fri) 15:52:18 No.114188

>i was sick, i already sent in paperwork saying i couldn't make it in, if you didn't get it then that's on you
>here's a totally legit list of several people that can attest i was ill
>go fuck yourself, your honor

Anonymous 09/12/26 (Sat) 23:37:51 No.114205

>>114173
In the land of oz you need to give them a doctor's cert, they don't understand any other language. Muh doctor, muh authority and legitimacy, etc. But you need to contest that shit son.

Anonymous 09/13/26 (Sun) 22:34:42 No.114225

>>114205
what does contesting mean

Anonymous 09/14/26 (Mon) 02:23:52 No.114227

>>114225
noone knows

Phantasm!agoricWOck 09/14/26 (Mon) 13:20:54 No.114228

Where are you in Australia? I can write statutory declarations, but it's on your head if you're committing perjury.

Anonymous 09/14/26 (Mon) 13:47:48 No.114229

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>>114228
Did you play this with your waifu already? It has couch co-op.

https://www.nintendo.com/store/products/neon-inferno-switch/