purchase a buttplug, darling
What did you eat to cause this?
I get crazy farts when I drink too much beer
How much does it take?
Holy shit how can you stomach that much volume
No slide today
I'm shitting out chocolate bananas with splatter platter cocoa beans!!! I'm a food factory ba-bay!
It's particularly bad again today LOL
Wonderin if deez probiotics i started takin are responsible for it
dogCunTy is still a fucking 10/10 compared to dwarfeggcel though LOL
I ate a bunch of KFC and watermelon earlier. Now I have the sheeeeeiits. Super gassy, wet, and splatter like a disaster!!! I has become nigger.
K... Keep us posted
Sheeeeiit, wat elze do you want to know mein duden? I fart n it really steenks.
sheeeeiit homie, I just watched the walking dead finale and kept farting as Rosita laid in her bed dying.
Uuuuhmmm... spoilers?? xD
sheeeeit homie, should have watched that shit like two weeks ago. Why ain't you done that yet? You too busy fappin to women farting? I know that's how I spend my time. Sheeeeeit I love farting as I watch those big booty queens ripping ass after eating a whole pizza.
>>31225>someone actually typed all that shit out
[-]ing this garbage thread now
I'm just a rootin' tootin' gassy negro who happens to lurk the channy chans. No need to get your nipples in a twist over my gassy black ass coom addicted watermelon eatan, KFC finger lickin', watchan erry big booty'd womahn walkin past my window thinkin about payin her to fart in my face while my big old nigger nostrils suck up the most gracious gas I could possibly get. HOT DAYUMN SON! My big black nigger dick is getting hard thinking of inviting random women inside of my house to fart in my face. I can't think of anything else, sheeeeeeeeeiiit!!!!
Kek, what the frick
I wonder if JUST Joe ever hired a woman to sit on his face ripping a big fart after eating a dozen burritos and chugging a litre of coke.