No.43136
I experimented with a Keurig machine my grandma got me for Christmas. If it wasn't a gift I'd have probably ditched it right away because I don't like how extremely wasteful it is, how extremely expensive it is or how you're limited to corpo-coffee by design. I can't experiment with other coffees without doing a bunch of convoluted bull sh*t heh. The convenience is nice and all but more importantly it's like a heckin' microplastic factory.
No.43164
Got the bus into town again and they didnt have dmc collection in but i forgot due to my shit memory and instead fucked around visited a couple shops and bought a wool zip up with the money my friend gave me for letting him stop while he gets his electricity supply sorted out
The zip up was a brand called dry and it fits well, pricey though but i got that shit on reduced yaherd
No.43165
>>43164It also has a double zip so it can zip up from the bottom to stop it from stretching and shit
No.43183
Learned a bit about chemistry. Maybe one day I'll be a cool drug lord or something.
No.43196
>>43183you'll still be a NEETcel but you'll be addicted to drugs
No.43206
>>43194>>43195Fuck off NELtard
No.43228
Went for sunday dinner at parents today didnt do much otherwise xbox account wont connect to the internet for some raisin, going to troubleshoot what the piss i need to do rn drinking water and watching youtube vids currently
No.43287
What's the deal with blood? After smashing my finger in a window this morning I started bleeding a lot to a point where I got lightheaded and my ears started ringing, but I've bled a lot more in the past and that's never happened. What the hell is going on?
No.43290
>>43287Blood pressure equalized or some shit
No.43412
>>43287Vasovagal syncope probs, same happened to me seconds after I left a blood place
No.43482
>>43136Stop being paranoid & enjoy what grandma gave you. 1 day you might be drinking coffee from an $11 grocery store coffee maker
No.43497
>>43136yeah it’s shitty also all keureg cups taste like mud water
No.43500
>>43497Gets a gift. Complains about it. Whew!
No.43502
>>43482This poster gets it! Hello fellow appreciate-er!
No.43510
>>43500>>43502"Fellas.... Is it gay to accept a gift from your grandma? I mean, you're literally letting her give it to you"
No.43598
>>43510yes, that's what happened to avid
No.43651
Day 3 of keto, feel good, blood now is rushing to my face more, feel strong and charged and ready to fuck
No.43759
Day 4 was craving sugar like a mothefuck earlier ate a bag of peanuts now im fine
No.43777
>>43759>>43774CONT'D when I was broke in college studying for finals w a QT we went out for cigarettes & she was like "Ooh get those we didn't eat @ the restaurant" & they were really good
No.43780
My SSD malfunctioned after only 2 years. What a piece of shit. Meanwhile my decade-old media HDD is still going strong. Sad, because the speed difference SSDs make is very noticeable.
No.43818
>>43780i didn't fall for the SSD meme, those things can just suddenly die without any warning, whereas with an HDD you can often anticipate when something's going wrong by the sounds it's making or temporarily revive it by doing the freezer trick, and be able to backup important stuff before it dies. if SSDs ever become affordable tho then i might buy 2 and put them in a RAID-1 setup
No.43840
>>43818Yeah, there were no signs that it was failing, and now all my .pdfs are gone.
No.43846
Another day another failed attempt at having sex.
No.43856
>>43846Well yeah, it's Sunday. All the elementary schools are closed.
No.43859
>>43846Can we get additional information?
No.43992
>>43973Behold! The master race!
No.44011
>>43973Extremely based. Blacks are much higher but they're all on the dl.
Need me a black femboy fr
No.44033
>>44011Don't you remember the 2020 Dem primaries, when the media wrung their hands over blacks not liking Pete Buttigeg? "Is it bc he's gay? Do blacks have a homophobia problem?"
They let something slip. The blacks do the gay shit less & propaganda doesn't work as well on them
No.44210
>>44208Most people don't like getting grounded. I've never been grounded in my life.
No.44242
I just downloaded more RAM from Amazon. I've been stuck with 8k for a long time, and we live in an age of darkness where a browser takes more than 4k of memory by itself. If I ever need more than this 24 gigs I'm about to have, I won't be happy.
>>44217Owned that nerd!
No.44280
disgusting granny-tits on frotnpaeg
#boomer-coomer-core #damaged-coomer-core
No.44288
>>44280There's nothing wrong with being a homosexual but you are gay.
No.44291
>>44288They're AI generated fake tits. Disturbing
No.44295
>>44288your wine aunty probly put her cold learhery old hand down your pants so u think it's normal
No.44296
>>44291talking bout those stretched bean-bags in the sticky
No.44301
>>44295I am your wine aunt and I put my cold leathery hands down your pants.
No.44303
>>44296The hideous AI generated fake tits I keep scrolling past? Yes, I'm also referring to those
No.44304
>>44303These reactions of pure butthurt reminds me of what 4chon is all about. I am proud.
No.44305
unsticcy wen
No.44309
>>44308butthurt caused by whom
No.44340
Went to the city and copped a metal zipped black zip up hoodie on sale for a great price
No.44341
Also the shopping i ordered got delivered today, full keto shopping order, its all im going to have to eat for the next 2 weeks, hopefully i dont get tired of it, i want to at least go this next 2 weeks to find out if there are any benefits to it
No.44342
>>44340To add: been looking for one passively for a while
No.44488
>>44474le bread saves the day
take that, pistachio skin!
No.44572
>>44474>why do I keep eating this shitBecause pistachios and apples are fucking based and delicious and healthy f*ck popcorn though real niggas don’t eat popcorn
No.44601
>>44489I bet she likes white cock as much as she likes white bread
No.44604
>>44601avid why are white cocks always the first thing on your mind
No.44623
Ate spme peanuts and chocolate got some weed top drying or out tgeh going tp smple it andnwatxh spme shit n neyfliz
No.45283
>>45282Sorry the jumper is illegible but i can't be arsed to take another picture
No.45291
>>45283I can read your sweater.
No.45297
>>45293He looks like Terrance McKenna. Sweet!
No.45309
>>45297It cost me 5£ from a sweet lady the town over
No.45313
>>45312yeah its good shit man raglan cut too cheap as fuck facebook marketplace is clutch as fuck for random gems
No.45541
>>45538>WAS*correction*
IS FROM /R9K/
No.45600
>>45587there's a reason women (the niggers of gender) invented literally nothing in history and all they're capable of is destroying things men build
No.45614
>>45600Have you tried embracing your homosexuality instead of dodging the obvious with what your comments imply?
No.45627
>>45622Outside of your narc, you are seen by other to be a deflecting adhom narc
No.45628
>>45627Narc is short for narcissist.
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No.45654
>>45649They aren't bff's and never were. H'what are you smoking?!
No.45656
>>45649>>45653Complete waste of talent.
No.45659
>>45654If you asked dwarf how much she knew about dogstrailia... she would draw a blank and not be able to answer because she doesn't even know them. Yeah, I wouldn't call that a friendship and I definitely wouldn't call that a bff status anything.
You get the general idea/point. I don't need to elaborate further.
No.45660
>>45659I'll answer:
Here's what I know about dogstailia...
Dog is a mtf tranny
(S)he's an aboriginal
Has a bunch of siblings.
Does art.
Does drugs.
Has bpd.
Has autism.
Isn't very nice.
Mentally ill.
....
I feel indifferent about them.
That's all.
No.45661
>>45660.. and uh they live in australia
No.45845
>>45833>>45844H'wow! Datz a real human bean behind the screen! Holy shit!
No.45847
I hate niggers.
No.45951
Want to go down the woods and make a fire or some shit
No.45985
>>45981Damn, I hate women again.
No.45987
>>45986She fucked the dog too?
No.46050
Iran discovers world’s second largest lithium reserve
>Iran's lithium deposits are estimated at 8.5 million metric tons, which would make it the world's second largest lithium reserve after Chile
>The Islamic Republic of Iran discovered one of the world’s largest lithium reserves, according to a report published by Press TV on 27 February.
>According to a senior official of the Iranian Ministry of Industry, Mine, and Trade (MIMT), the lithium deposits could contain some 8.5 million metric tons (MT) ready for extraction, which would make it one of the largest global discoveries.
>Currently, Chile is the second biggest producer of lithium in 2022, with around 39,000 MT. The country’s reserves are the largest in the world, with 9.3 million MT. Until now, the second largest reserves were said to be in Australia, with 3.8 MT.
>Ebrahim Ali Molabeigi, the head of the MIMT’s exploration department, said that more lithium ore reserves could be discovered in Hamedan, a region with large clay deposits.
thecradle.co/article-view/22122
Now there's even more incentive for ZOG to wage war against Iran
No.46094
>>46022Is that nickacado?
No.46127
>>46122Turn 360 degrees and moon walk away.
No.46147
Did fuck all today, gs were telling me to show my penis
No.46208
Ok I'm going to stop slacking off and finally get a MIDI piano. Haven't played piano for over a decade
These Korean piano players are ABSOLUTELY AMAZING
https://multiplayerpiano.com/?c=%ED%8F%90%EA%B4%80%20%EC%88%98%EB%A0%A8%EB%B0%A9%F0%9F%A5%9D(This is like draw chat but piano)
No.46227
I farted and it smells like shit
No.47234
Anyone here taken hayfever tablets recreationally
No.47241
>>46384How do those work?
No.47242
>>46262Sometimes a design just isn't intuitive.
No.47285
>>47234Bro, why the FUCK would you do that?
When I got covid I first thought it was sinusitis so I took sudafed when I didn't need to. I dreamt I was a human in a human zoo and that my alien carers weren't taking care of me properly, so I was in this alien zoo, in a cage, with like, human 'toys' (things like a TV that wouldn't work or a couch, or like, not working electronics that the aliens thought we would like) and they would give me gruel and dirty water, and gave me a bucket to shit in, basically how we mistreat birds. And I was dying, of disease, and infection, and hunger, and thirst and it was all so lucid, and then the aliens would talk to me through a speaker like a human would a pet.
And then the aliens showed their faces, and their forms were so terrible, so un-humanlike, that I don't remember them. All I remember is waking up.
No.47289
>>47285COVID fever nightmare dreams!
It's nice to have ya back -in one piece- fam!
No.47302
>>47285I took 7 and just got drowsy lol, it was based, felt like a slug or some shit kek, no weird dreams either
No.47304
>>47285Those little birds are so affectionate.
No.47310
>>47285Gravol trip tier. Sounds horrible.
No.47348
Acne riddled retards with gentical hangups always adopt a personality so far from their own that they will twist their own soul for the sake of a conversation or two, sexual experiences are their forte in this particular instance
No.47369
>>47359You like my neckbeard dont lie
No.47417
>>47415Jordan Peterson vs Andrew anglin
IN A DEATH MATCH FIGHT!!!!!
>who wins? No.47556
Ran out of hayfever meds yesterday, going to cop some more tomorrow
No.47687
>>47684Omg I love you locknar and everything you post. ❤️ 💕 ❤️
No.47690
>>47684OMG! Mr Tuesday has a big black cock! ❤️ 💕 ❤️
No.47695
>>47690That's the joke, retard.
No.47696
>>47690If you put TEXT # TEXT
you get different trip codes
No.47699
BLUEFISH#TEXT
No.47701
BLUEFISH#BIGBOOBIES
No.47703
>>47702You can pick...
________fill in the blank word # ______fill in the blank word
Of your choosings
No.47704
>>47703... and if you don't tell anyone
It's your signature for as long, as you want
No.47710
>>47690>>47695Heh here's my last rooster
I actually select roosters based on reasons completely unrelated to penis jokes
I switched from the huge lavender brahma here to the smaller black ameraucana above because my flock is free-range, and smaller darker birds will have an easier time doing so
No.47711
>>47710This guy here was so fucking huge that he actually broke a wing and a leg of a hen from fucking her too hard
She literally couldn't take the bwc
His battered slampig spent a month in my sickbay before she could start walking again
No.47712
>>47710Out with the pathetic cock! In with the amazing black cock! BNWO is alive and well on Mr Tuesday's farm!
No.47713
>>47712Thank you. Official dwarf. Please write a blog post thread.
No.47721
>>47713Do you have a BBC?
No.47747
>>47738>broke wing and leg from fapping too hard What?
No.47761
>>47747He was choking the chicken.
No.47811
>>47803AWW anons first tripcode!
HOW CUTE!
No.47814
>>47804Don't worry locknar, I still love you and am your #1 fan!
No.47816
>>47814>>47803locknar should post bellend to prove dwarf wrong
No.47852
>>47816i should fart and it should smell like shit
No.47859
Been on bike few times this last week
Looking forward to summer more, planning walks
Bought a grey zip up hoodie from britbong walmart that i like starting to appreciate buying cheap clothing
Drank water 💧
Fell asleep watching next generation and left the fireplace electric heater on, was shook when i woke up, sweaty too
Doing nofap currently, just had chicken nuggets and chips
Watching/listening to pic related
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GRFwUfU-AIU No.48034
Dug out an extra TV to use in my sitting room, dont have the right cable though, asked my mate if he has one, hopefully he does and I can then set up the TV stand I took down and have the news and shit or random films or whatever playing there, as opposed to just having one TV
Made some chips chicken nuggets and fried mushrooms, made extra and plated up a second plate to have later or tomorrow morning
Did some random tidying up/rearranging
Got rid of some rubbish
Need to take some glass down to the glass bins, might do that later if mate has cable because ill do it on the way
No.48037
making cup of coffee atm, 1 scoop coffee 1 scoop sugar a little milk
No.48049
>>48037Yuck. Instant coffee.
No.48080
>>48069You care or else you wouldn't have responded.
No.48086
My father keeps thinking that he's going to find me dead.
lol am I going to die soon LOL?!
No.48109
>>48086He legit gets scared. The other night... He was like I was scared to come out of my room because I thought you might be dead and then when I was in the bathroom in the morning...
He was like...
I called out your name and you didn't respond...
I was scared I might find you in the bathroom dead.
No.48123
>>48086>>48109Did you not ask him why he thinks you're going to be dead?
No.48124
>>48123You're retarded. Try living with an elderly person, sometime.
No.48127
>>48123Have corona. Lots of people have died from corona. Think about it.
No.48132
>>48127>Lots of people have died from corona.Or did they?
No.48134
>>48133I wouldn't even consider official numbers 'a lot'. Are you 50 or older?
No.48135
>>48134I see you as the retard in your flag image. If you want to be considered seriously, get an anime girl flag-instead. Until then, I will not respond to you. Everyone knows that people with anime avatars are actually the anime they show in the picture. Please seek help.
No.48140
>>48138Now I can take you seriously.
No.48141
>>48086>>48123he thinks you have AIDS because you lick so many nigger erections
maybe you should stop
No.48148
>>48144nice dubs
44 is the number of nigger erections you licked last month, right?
No.48169
>>48149Leave this site loser
No.48247
OOP should be illegal. I can't believe these cultists literally believe that a neat sequence of if-statements is somehow "confusing" and "spaghetti code" whereas hiding behind object abstractions and callback functions which requires even more boilterplate code is not.
>steampixel.de/simple-and-elegant-url-routing-with-php/
No.48248
>>48247Not a new and original take, but probably true. Classes just seem like extra work for no reason. Nerds aren't going to stop me from organizing code the way I feel like. I might even use global variables!
No.48251
>>48247It's made to compartmentalize parts of a program to facilitate outsourcing to india. A product of the boomers, the ultimate evil destroying the world.
No.48254
>>48247I farted and it smells like shit
No.48259
>>48254NOT MY PROBLEM
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No.48298
Recently It's come to my attention that the height of your torso is mostly genetic, but the length of your legs is mostly environmental. The kikes are responsible for why I'm 5' 8, probably. They don't just stop at stealing your foreskin.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2872302/ No.48302
>>48301Every manlet deserves reparations!
No.48327
>>48306I meant the "environmental" factors behind leg length.
No.48330
>>48327Explain fattie nolegs.
No.48349
>>48327Here's a much better study:
https://academic.oup.com/ije/article/31/2/383/2951416Poor nutrition or health before puberty is primarily what gets blamed. Which is something people had a vague idea about before soyence got to it tbh. What's interesting is that there's a strong positive correlation between breastfeeding and leg length for children at age 4, with a p value of 0.04. In fact, according to this study breastfeeding has a slightly stronger association with leg length than general caloric intake does, with a p value of 0.05. Usually the opposite is claimed, that formula promotes growth over breastfeeding. We can probably assume that's only the case if the mother has poor nutrition herself. Children in the first world are likely getting cucked by baby formula.
No.48354
>>48330His mom has the same condition and his dad is a freak that fugged it. That should explain everything.
No.48357
>>48356Been looking at this kit on ebay, looks simple enough, 145£, 100cc
No.48364
>>48354Straightoids will bang anything heh. No class at all.
No.48378
Blazed out of my mind browsing /pol/ all day so far
No.48379
i fard and shhiddded on dwarf
No.49008
Reading EndMyopia site and about whether its possible (using techniques to fix myopia), its really exciting regardless
No.49017
how is RAMZPAUL so gullible, believing that the taliban posts on twitter with perfectly fluent english
>twitter.com/ramzpaul/status/1640710705023447043
No.49021
>>49008Nah, it's a cope. Get your eyeballs lasered or be blind.
No.49159
>>49021I believe it
I'm gonna do "active focus" plus "near to far shifting" daily
Been at it 2 days now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn2It11zkls No.49161
>>49159My sister had to do that because she has severely bad eyes and astigmatism. It helps marginally, but she still needs to wear glasses. MrScamChannel is trying to capitalize on a standard therapy practice by pretending it's a cure.
No.49162
>>49021>>49161>>49159>It's another 'imageboard users cope and continue to try to delude themselves into thinking Bates' method is real' thread Every time.
No.49173
>>49165Ultimately, the best way to navigate this hellscape is to educate yourself. Learn about medicine on your own, learn about biology and chemistry and all sorts of things. Don't just blindly trust The Science (tm) but gain an understanding of it that allows you to separate fact from fiction and tell when they're trying to bamboozle you.
The thing medical grifters fear most is someone who is capable of doing thier own research and making informed decisions, because they prey on fear and ignorance.
No.49259
>>49173>chemistry I'm too black for that
No.49261
>>49212I don't think I'll try Bates method except for a bit of palming/sunning maybe, and thats partly just because it feels good.
The EndMyopia site says its full of people for which the Bates method didn't work. EndMyopia ultimately just pushes "active focus" to fix myopia.
I'm gonna actually test my eyesight though (at home with charts etc) once I can be bothered, so I can do this efficiently and track my progress etc...
But I'm also combining this with grounding/earthing (feet on bare earth/Earth) and mild tanning/sun exposure etc etc. Was brushing my teeth doing all that this morning...
No.49313
I can hear them now screaming
No.49315
They keep entering my abode
No.49322
Its really the gayest shit ive ever heard of
No.49333
>>49315put them in the commode
No.49348
Nearly jumped in front of a car, or lit myself on fire, idk anymore, life is so bad and i am being so weird because of the weed that i think i need to stop it
I ran and almost died of a heart attack or something too
No.49349
>>49348I accidentally dropped a knife down handle first in a running garbage disposal. I am lucky that I'm not seriously injured/mutilated from that incident/handicapped from it/dead. It was an accident. The knife was on the edge of the sink and the garage disposal shakes and it dropped in. I turned it off and ran away. It spit out the knife and into the floor. If I had stood in that place and didn't move- you can imagine.
No.49351
I reported the autism forum spammer but the jannies and mods haven't done anything.
No.49356
>>49355He hurt my feelings by insinuating I'm an autist.
No.49398
>>49349Yes but I literally was outside about to fucking light myself on fire
This is such a non sequitor i cant even
So you had a wee accident
I fucking wanted to light myself on fire and jump in front of a car a couple hours ago
No.49408
>>49398>wee accidentFuck you.
No.49411
>>49409No it's not, Nugget is pied mutation, that's a lutino.
Sunny was cinnamon/fallow but he passed away of an aneurysm. No.49415
>>49411Your birb died?
:(
No.49418
>>49411Yeah it was so sudden and unexpected that I managed to keep the body refrigerated and send it to my Alma mater's university vet to do an autopsy in case there was something poisonous or contagious that could kill his friend, Nugget. Turns out he had had a brain bleed out of nowhere and died, which was very sad but also a relief. Nugget is still sad and lonely he lost his pal so I try keep him company as much as I can, because he and my budgie don't get along at all.
No.49419
>>49418R.I.P to nuggets, fren!
MAY NUGGET LIVE A LONG HEALTHY LIFE!
No.49420
sober for a month today, longest time in a while
definitely feeling more level but nothing profound
i will continue this experiment
the boredom is becoming more pronounced
No.49421
got a refurb. (((dell))) laptop so i can be more remote in a dynamic hustle bustle life
soon, arch linux and (((michael dell))) were with me in the room kicking my cock and calling me a pathetic sissy-man. ball stomping and cigar burns on the dick, a leather shoe in the ass.
found out i got to set "nomodeset" manually in to get to the installation shell to even load and not kernel panic
https://www.dell.com/support/kbdoc/en-us/000123893/manual-nomodeset-kernel-boot-line-option-for-linux-bootingsat through memtest. was ready to hammer and dispose my chink memory cards thinking they're all faulty.
still better than win11
No.49427
>>49421Why do you type like a fucking retard
No.49432
>>49429The machiavellian rulers of empires at least used to bomb each other to the dust we‘re all made off, now its like their anal fixated bastard offsprings are blowing their inheritance in a Tijuana gay club
No.49445
>>49429You saved and posted this
No.49571
my all time favorite most iconic instance of web censorship out of of them all is specifically yandex image search english version (not the ru version) not returning any directly relevant results for the term:
"Trump AIPAC"
either one, or the other, but not both. nop.
i just can't stop thinking about it.
why do they in moscow silence us trump and american israel public affairs committee enthusiasts who just happen to use yandex english image search to look for based and redpilled hentai pornography.
i think it absolutely ironically summarizes the multifaceted mangling of minds through memetic contrarianism. it really puts doubt in how many western alternative right wing opinions are authentic.
No.49669
Don't ever invite the vamp in, ever. Keep that silver, garlic,caste-iron,wooden-steak,holy water, bible close but don't ever invite those fuckers in. Never ever. I know from personal experience. I'll never do that again. DON'T EVER LET THE VAMPIRES IN! ONLY YOU CAN ALLOW THEM IN AND DON'T EVER DO THAT!
