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[–]  No.47330>>47432

Are you tired of seeing...

>dwarf bad
>smiley gay

?????????????

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So don't delay, respond today!

[–]  No.47331>>47363

>they think vanilla sex is worth spamming a dead neo nazi imageboard

[–]  No.47333

They should both fight to the death and rid the chon of their retarded nonsense

[–]  No.47346>>47353>>47355

Smileys just boring, dwarf is boring too, I do wish they'd keep their relationships secret like the mongs used to do back in the day where they'd fuck in secret in caves away from the eyes of the King.

[–]  No.47349>>47352>>47362

Smiley is ugly and so is dwarf

[–]  No.47352>>47357

>>47349
What do you look like keyboard warrior?

[–]  No.47353>>47358

>>47346
Are you the king of the 4chon hill?

[–]  No.47355

>>47346
>secret
Dwarf never wanted to be publicly posted about but smiley just couldn't help himself.

[–]  No.47357>>47360

>>47352
Better than fucking you kid

[–]  No.47358>>47361

>>47353
Yes i am

[–]  No.47360>>47370

>>47357
You have bad broken english and I don't understand what you just typed out.

[–]  No.47361

>>47358
PROVE IT

[–]  No.47362

>>47349
>ugly

[–]  No.47363>>47371

>>47331
Smiley and dwarf never met irl and never had irl sex.

[–]  No.47370>>47372

>>47360
I probably am more attractive than you

[–]  No.47371>>47373

>>47363
Fuck off smilegrem

[–]  No.47372

>>47370
>probably
Show yourself keyboard warrior.

[–]  No.47373

>>47371
They didn't meet irl.

[–]  No.47383>>47404

Father NELvid please forgive these sinners

[–]  No.47392>>47405>>47406


[–]  No.47404

>>47383
Never

[–]  No.47405>>47409

>>47392
Genuinely disgusting

[–]  No.47406>>47407>>47486

>>47392
OP is actually the guy and the girl is a hooker

t. theorizer

[–]  No.47407

>>47406
HILARIOUS!

[–]  No.47409>>47483

>>47405
I love you Mr. Tuesday! You're a great guy!

[–]  No.47432

>>47330 (OP)
>dwarf bad
Why it gotta be like that tho?

>smiley gay

true

[–]  No.47483>>47511

>>47409
Dog trying to get her neovag stuffed added to cringe folder

[–]  No.47486>>47514

>>47406
Are hookers really worth it in the end... 99% of the time they are acting, the other 1% of the time they kiss you passionately and then realise its a call and then goes back to being a hooker essentially.

I miss when real courting was a thing, getting to know a Woman and then developing a relationship from there? All I see everywhere on the internet is degeneracy.

[–]  No.47511>>47512

>>47483
Locknar has fans.

Deal with it.

[–]  No.47512>>47515

>>47511
Sexless mong creeping on internet retards

[–]  No.47514>>47564

>>47486
You pay a hooker to go away. You don't pay a hooker to come to you and you're not supposed to be looking for passion & romance & love- YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD!

Hooker's have people pay up front because of the expectation vs reality scale, is never what people like your think it's going to be and that leads to LOL disappointment.

I'd also like to add that some escorts have an option called "the gf experience" where they send you texts vs versa and you guys PRETEND that you're in a relationship.
>seems like a relationship with out all the bullshit. If you're taking a girl out expecting to get pussy...well the escort will hook you up.

[–]  No.47515>>47517

>>47512
I'm a girl btw.

[–]  No.47517>>47520

>>47515
tits or gtfo

[–]  No.47520


[–]  No.47564>>47570

>>47514
Im not an absolute retard, the rest is your opinion

[–]  No.47570>>47571

>>47564
You want passion with a hooker? YOU WANT PASSION WITH A HOOKER?

You watched too much of that famous hooker movie with Julia Roberts that sucks

Didn't you?

How do people watch that movie?

One time hooker.

STARTING JULIA ROBERTS AS THE HOOKER!

she walked the night as a call girl and Mr. money bags noticed her at a Hermes store holding onto an authentic Prada bag wearing Jimi choo shoes and decided to take her away from all the dicks and wife her.

She had a tough background. She left home in a tantrum when her father was away at work and her credit card declined and so she had to walk for a night to blow off steam and that's how the magic happened.

They ended up getting married and stayed together forever.

THE END

AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

[–]  No.47571>>47578

YouTube: FjLT-xI8_MA
>>47570
Titanic is basically 'Pretty Woman' on a boat.
It's a female wish fulfilment fantasy about a white woman who is dissatisfied with being richer than most people on the planet, who falls for an attractive man who takes her virginity with no consequences, who eventually dies to save her and then she lies to her husband about being his first, never mentions DiCaprio-Chad and doesn't even think about him as she dies.

And she was with him for 70 fucking years.
And it broke box office because women saw this shit and thought 'oh my god, being a literal gold digging, lying sociopath is so romantic'

[–]  No.47578>>47579>>47600

>>47571
The main character ROSE is extremely wealthy and JACK is extremely poor, sneaks on the boat, is a thief, homeless and constantly sneaking into the rich peoples part of the boat that he's not even supposed to be on. The wealthy and poor were not supposed to mingle.

Rose didn't lose her v-card to jack, get real.

He fell in love with her and decided to die in the ocean.

Did you even watch that movie FAM?!

[–]  No.47579>>47581

>>47578
did you? they literally fuck in a car in the cargo hold

rose then becomes a fucking carnie and marries a different poor guy

[–]  No.47581>>47582

>>47579
SHUT UP TROLL

YEA THEY FUCK IN THE CAR BUT ROSE WAS NO VIRGIN

[–]  No.47582>>47584


[–]  No.47584

>>47582
He did paint her like one of the French girls cuz he was a liar too kek.

[–]  No.47585>>47586

HOLY SHIT!

ROSE WAS THE POOR ONE ALL ALONG AND A SERIAL KILLER!

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

HOLY FUCK!

[–]  No.47586

>>47585
SHE SUNK THE TITANIC!

[–]  No.47600>>47603>>47613>>47618

>>47578
>The main character ROSE is extremely wealthy and JACK is extremely poor, sneaks on the boat, is a thief, homeless and constantly sneaking into the rich peoples part of the boat that he's not even supposed to be on. The wealthy and poor were not supposed to mingle.
Yeah, but he's attractive. And mysterious. Did you not get the 'no consequences' part of my rant?

>Rose didn't lose her v-card to jack, get real.

She was betrothed to Cal and there is no way based on her class and status they would let her do that

>He fell in love with her and decided to die in the ocean.

Yeah and what does he get for it? Hypothermia and death, and even Jack gets used so Rose can go be with someone else for 70 years and never even mention Jack to anyone else. She got what she wanted, adventure for a night. She's a terrible person and literally a toxic female.

>Did you even watch that movie FAM?!

I did, but it looks like you didn't.

[–]  No.47603


[–]  No.47613>>47629

>>47600
I did watch the movie.

She's rich and Jack is poor.
Rose is a whore and let jack
Die on a door.
but jack did get to score.

.... but did you watch the movie?
>cuz it looks like u didn't

[–]  No.47618>>47629>>47640

>>47600
>Attractive
He looks like a twink that bottoms.

[–]  No.47619>>47630>>47632

Smiley smokes crack-cocaine but won't get a vaccination and is anti-vax.

That's pure comedy gold tbqh.

[–]  No.47629>>47709

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>>47613
k den

>>47618
many 16-24 women idealize that look

[–]  No.47630

>>47619
someone should beat smiley to death with a crowbar

[–]  No.47632>>47643>>47644

>>47619
Leave Smiley alone dwarf for fuck sake, you fucking atupid butthurt foid cunt, when are you going to leave this site? Your posts are AIDS man just fucking give it a rest will you.

[–]  No.47640>>47706

>>47618
Aka what 16-17 year old girls aka the main character of the movie find attractive

[–]  No.47643

>>47632
You're talking to an anonymous poster until proven otherwise.
>No timestamps, no proof

[–]  No.47644

>>47632
Retard.

[–]  No.47647>>47656

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i'm supposed to be working rn but i can't help but wonder, how does a guy who looks like this become... this?

https://www.youtube.com/@animeplz1234/videos

example vids:
>The Anime Figure Review We Have all Been Waiting For...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C42tTOXUhAc
>So I Bought a $300 Hentai 3D Oppai Mousepad...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIdUw54Rx8w
>The Greatest Milf Anime Figure of All Time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzhXWXnGRHE (check out his Liru desktop background... Liru poster found?)

[–]  No.47656>>47746

>>47647
looks like chris chan

[–]  No.47706>>47707


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[–]  No.47709

>>47629
Um.. what was with them putting their hands all over the car windows?

[–]  No.47746

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>>47656
Did you seriously just fricking deadname right now?

Not cool, added to cringe folder.

[–]  No.62980

Woah it works! Rated 5 stars 🌟

[–]  No.63039>>63075


[–]  No.63075

>>63039
Sick burn lol haha

[–]  No.64811

Heh

[–]  No.92149>>92151

fuck off and kill yourself

[–]  No.92151>>92152

>>92149
shut up egglet

[–]  No.92152>>92180

>>92151
I got your egg carton right here.

[–]  No.92180>>92205

>>92152
no eggs lol

[–]  No.92205>>92421

>>92180
Suck on these eggs, homo.

[–]  No.92421

YouTube: -c-2lfiztZ4
>>92205
with pleasure

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