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 No.50876[Last 50 Posts]

My father...

She could get a job being a jeweler or putting together watches maybe as a caregiver at visiting angels on the phone to someone and I flipped tf out.

He's like...

Worst case scenario is...

I give her a backpack

_

Other day to my brother...

I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING SHE'S NOT GOING TO WIND UP ON THE STREET

-

disgusting

 No.50878

Meds

 No.50880

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>>50878
You may not believe it but life is fucked and the lease on the apartment is up in two months. I don't take meds btw.

 No.50882

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>>50878
I don't get government assistance. No social services, no social security. Life is about to get REAL HARD for me soon. Get fucked.

 No.50884

>>50880
Good, sick of fucking hearing you

 No.50885

>>50882
QRD?

also post tits or ass or whatever

 No.50887

vapid women are a huge turnoff

 No.50888

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You know...

I thought smiley was going to be my prince charming but he fucked me over and thanks for never meeting me and waisting my time, money and making my life worse.

 No.50891

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>>50884
>hearing
Schizo
>>50885
No & the qrd is happening but go ahead and eat more crayons.
>>50887
You're a homosexual and don't pretend that you like women.

 No.50892

If the fat overbred dog gets put away why not employ a little nicer one

 No.50894

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>>50892
I don't understand what that cryptic shit means.

 No.50895


 No.50896

>>50892
just habeeb it

 No.50898

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>get job
>chill out
>forget about smiley

 No.50899

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>>50895
Okay.
>>50896
I still don't know what you guys are talking about.

 No.50900

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>>50898
I got to survive first. I can't just teleport between point A and point B. Wtf.

 No.50902

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>>50898
I forget about smiley along time ago. He did and does nothing for me.

 No.50903

>>50900
>got to survive first

Hope everything works out for you

 No.50904

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>>50903
Wow. Actually. Thanks.

 No.50915

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>>50904
Yw now post tits or ass please

 No.50918

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 No.50919

>>50918
Literally why

 No.50923

get these niggers off my screen

 No.50925

>>50923
cardi b is hispanic

 No.50926

>>50925
yea, a black hispanic

 No.50927

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My father randomly was talking about his sex life the other night. I didn't ask and didn't want to know. Him and his friend spltroasted one of his friends girlfriends and he told the guy about it and he was like-she does that all the time and wasn't phazed. He lost his virginity to a hooker in Mexico but didn't cum and she pushed him off and laughed cuz my dads father was looking for him. He said that he never had sex with his highschool sweetheart(I don't believe that) and called it mutual masterbation.

 No.50928

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>>50927
continued

He said that one of his friends gfs suduced him and had sex with him but it was "rape"-yeah sure. He said sex with my mom was amazing-gross. I told him making love doesn't exist and that apes and ants don't make love and that made him angry lol.

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>>50928
Just yuck. I told him that I'm going to ask his highschool sweetheart if they ever had sex cuz he said that they didn't and she works for a battered womens shelter lol and that I'd tell her that my dads had sex with me and is worse than McKenzie Phillips father.

Anyway.

He's porn sick and has had shit like bukkaki shit on his tech and whatnot.

 No.50930

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>>50929
He's extremely porn sick. Like on another level. He'll hand me some tech and he'll have his porn open-gross. He'll have his door open and you'll be walking by and he'll have porn open. The list goes on.

 No.50931

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He's like I want you to tell the social worker about me saying he's worse than McKenzie Philips dad and I was like I've already told everyone already-of course I am going to tell them that-duh.

 No.50932

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>>50931
I don't have a social worker ATM or anything btw.

 No.50933

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>>50932
No foodstamps, independent housing, nothing. I'm 100% dependent on him and yeah, that's fucked up. He's calling lawyers and people trying to get me set up in the system so I don't wind up homeless and shit lol.

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>>50933
He's like she probably qualifies for her mother's social security-which he personally took for a while,idk how-he claimed he was a widow or something even though she divorced his ass-widow MY ASS. Anyway he took her social security until they put a lid on it and he stopped getting her SS.

Anyway. I don't get social security disability, "have never had a job" don't have a savings ect. Yep.

 No.50936

>>50927
>>50928
>>50929
>>50930
>>50931
>>50932
Tell your dad he got a sex problem and to shut his door

 No.50937

>>50936
You're fucking retarded.

 No.50938

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 No.50939

>>50936
He'll hand over technology -with porn open- on it. That's not normal.

 No.50940

>>50937
Well i never

 No.50941

>>50940
USE YOUR BRAIN

 No.50942

>>50936
Is it normal for a biological father and biological daughter to fuck?

 No.50943

>>50941
To do what exactly?

 No.50944

>>50925
broooo get this nigger shit off my screen man

 No.50950

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My biological fathers got this smug confidence all of the sudden. It's extremely obnoxious and I don't know what it's all about. It's extremely annoying and he seems to think that he knows everything and that his shit doesn't stink. Maybe he's always that way but he's just extra letting his personality and attitude hang out idk.

 No.50951

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>>50938
One time he got angry cuz I got a pizza and he was like WHERE'D YOU GET THE MONEY?! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY! I was like this is fucked up and talked about the purple purse and that he's an abuser. Yeah. I don't hold back.

 No.50952

I mean, I do absolutely believe you that your parents were moronic boomers who got you at a very late age and thus you were born a genetical misfit, but the rest is just a tranny rambling about being a proud kcmod

 No.50953

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I need to find that online checklist of an abuser-I was able to check off every box. Seriously.

 No.50954

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>>50952
I not a tranny. My father destroyed my breasts. I am a biological woman with ovaries and not looking to create a fake penis and parade around as a Frankenstein "man". Whoever started that rumor can go jump off a cliff.

 No.50955

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>>50952
My mom's dead. She died before I graduated high school.

 No.50957

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I told levakama that I was a man and had a cock because I was not interested. He did not get to see my pu$$y and I don't trust that motherfucker. I have more to share about that Skype call I had ages ago with him btw.

 No.50958

>>50954
I do believe that you were born with a fucked up chromosome, it’s just for the lack of a better word. Yet I guess you had a normal upbringing and just became the fat sack of a sick fuck after nearly two decades of permanent internet abuse in the worst corner of the web, I remember you posting sane stuff

 No.50959

>>50958
I shaved my nose bone/cartilage down with steel wool and never went to the hospital.

I don't have downs.

>I remember you posting sane stuff

Nope.

 No.50960

>>50958
>had a normal upbringing
ABSOLUTELY 100% NOT NORMAL UPBRINGING

 No.50961

>>50958
>two decades of permanent internet abuse in the worst corner of the web
Huh. What abuse?

 No.50962

>>50958
>sick
Anon, I was always sick and I will always be sick.

 No.50963

>>50958
>fat
I've struggled with an eating disorder my whole life. My weight yo-yos. Chances are that I won't get old. I've abused my body and my body has been abused-my whole life.

 No.50964

>>50959
>>50960
For example when you made a thread how you could hear your mother on the phone talking about her disabled 31 year old eunuch upstairs, right before the kc went down I think.

 No.50965

>>50952
I made an offhand comment to smiley about how my breasts are destroyed and how it wouldn't matter if they were chopped off and he took that to a whole different level-I guess.

 No.50966

>>50964
I am not dogisaga.

 No.50967

>>50961
You are always online and moderate several boards entirely for free lmao, these sick fucks you spend your days with probably do bully and abuse you just as you do to me but I meant someone should stop you from being online permanently for your own good

 No.50968

>>50967
I've never been a mod on any board.

 No.50969

Thank god for glittersnatch.

 No.50970

>>50969
I like locknar. He's cool too.

 No.50971

>>50967
How'd I bully and abuse you, anon? Did I say that you like to fuck niggers or something?

 No.50972

>>50971
You and your elitist Gaylord sportsmanship hack into my electronics and rile up people against me on a professional basis, per definition what would go in my language as systematic psychological harassment

 No.50974

>>50972
I am not a hacker and have not done whatever the fuck you're talking about. Sorry to disappoint you LMAO.

 No.50975

>>50972
>professional
I bet you aren't LMAO

 No.50976

I missed my period and it's going on the second month of me missing my period. I wonder if it's the COVID shots giving infertility and early menopause.

 No.50977

>>50976
I told my father that I was missing a period and then I told him that it doesn't make me feel better that the women he brings up-he was actively fucking at the time.

 No.50978

>>50977
He's like-so&SO had missed their periods before and I was like that doesn't make me feel better. You were actively fucking those women.

 No.50979

me: YOU HAD SEX WITH ME!

him: OH AND IS THAT WHY YOU DON'T REMEMBER?!

me: YES BECAUSE THAT'S CALLED RAPE!

 No.50980

One time he was talking about how great woody Allen's relationship with his ADOPTED daughter is and I was just like EW GROSS!

 No.50981

>>50980
Yeah. He's a sick evil man-if you're wondering.

 No.50983

He recorded me today-without my consent and I didn't know until the beeper noise went off loudly.

 No.50984

>>50983
He said that it was perfectly legal to record someone and I was like WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE AND CONSENT?!

 No.50985

>>50984
It was me talking about how I should have left when I was a teenager and never looked back because he was behaving inappropriately towards me-oogling me ect and how he had sex with me-"that never happened"-he says. He recorded shit like that. I was like I don't care. I've told everyone anyways. What's a recording going to do?!

 No.50986

>>50983
I thought he just forgot to click the end-call feature on the phone or something and brushed it off cuz I was thinking LOL he just left that in for a lawyer or someone to hear. I was like SO THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT? YOU WEREN'T RECORDING ANYTHING? YOU JUST FORGOT TO END A PHONE CALL?-and he was like-yep and I was like FINE, OKAY, LEAVE ME ALONE!

 No.50987

He says that I abuse him. I don't. That one time when he called the police to try and put me into a psychiatric-ward to which he was informed that HE COULD NOT DO was a day when I asked him why he had revealed that he had sex with me and how I was so much happier not knowing and nothing should have happened in the first place ect and he was like THIS IS ELDER ABUSE! and I was like wtf, this isn't elder abuse.

 No.50988

>>50987
The other day he tried to tell me that he could get me locked up in a psych-ward and I was like, umm no you can't. The police officer told you that you can not do that so...

 No.50989

He's an evil old man. He never felt bad about what he did and has done. He only felt bad that he couldn't continue to get away with it-anymore.

 No.50990

Him randomly talking about his sex history for no reason was not necessary. I didn't ask and I didn't want to know. Was he intentionally trying to fill me with disgust and rile me up?

 No.50993

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This quote make me angry because there's a lot of problems in this world and there's a lot that can't be resolved by YOU ALONE. I don't see the hypocrisy praying for shit that can't be resolved. Not everything can be resolved BY YOURSELF. I don't give a shit if a person is an atheist or whatever. You can not resolve everything and if praying helps ease the pain WHO GIVES A FUCK?!

 No.50994

>>50993
Unwilling to resolve. UNWILLING. What the fuck does that even mean?!

 No.51006

what the fuck is going on itt

 No.51015

Yo dwarf I am the famous tripbastard known as fbi known as avid known as ygukhi and im thinking here why are you sharing all of this with us?

 No.51026

>>50927
>>50928
tell us about all the times he fucked you

 No.51027

>>51006
dwarf is being a nigger

>>51015
you're best known as the big fat cock lover

 No.51028

I farted and it smell like shit

 No.51029

>>51027
Lol
>>51026
Leave dwarf alone

 No.51034

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>>51026
He literally just had to keep his mouth shut and she never would have known. She was asking about his inappropriate behavior towards her after the failed trip to canada- he revealed shit-spilled the beans and backpedalled gaslit when it didn't turn out -like he had imagined, it would. I assume he thought that she knew-she didn't and that he figured it would all turn out different in his porn-sick sex-obssesed skull. He confirmed her worst fears and nightmare-fuel-esk reality.

YOU CAN'T PUT THE TOOTHPASTE BACK IN THE TUBE.

 No.51038

>>51037
I can’t even put my adult carcass to sleep before it’s to late to be retarded from sleep withdrawal the next day, in what gay world do you live in I hate life and drink 8 beers a day

 No.51039

>>51038
speak english

 No.51040

>>51034
>>51037
>>51038
dwarf, start an onlyfans and do ddlg joi for us

 No.51041

>>51038
In yuropoor that’s a little more than a galone of a normal buzz to end the day yup innit

 No.51042

>>51040
That's not going to happen.

 No.51043


 No.51045

>>51040
Kys onlyfans coombrain moron.

 No.51046

>>51040
4chonners paying for a fat hambeast impostering desu rape fantasies through an anime voice recorder for money sounds about as real as it gets

 No.51047

>>51046
I hate you.

 No.51049

>>51046
I picture dogisaga LARP-ing as a woman-which he already does-fake anime voice-CHECK and obese-neckbeard CHECK. Fantasies-dogisaga does take artistic requests.

 No.51050

>>51049
Wow. That's the perfect role for dogisaga.

 No.51051

>>51042
>>51045
I want to support dwarf financially while cumming

pleeeeezzzzz bb pls pls plz plsx

 No.51052

>>51046
>>51049
mmmmm yea [jaeks of]

 No.51054

Dogisaga and dwarf -are TWO actual different people.

Please understand that, retards.

 No.51055

>>51051
You want to support dogisaga. Ask dogisaga to get an OF!

 No.51057

>>51054
>>51055
I want to cum on both their faces

 No.51058

>>51057
Okay coomer.

 No.51060

>>51058
ok? h- here I go... [cums on u]

 No.51062

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>>51060
yikes

 No.51078

Im a drunk waste but with a penal penis

 No.51084

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>>51078
Oh. Okay.

 No.51100

>>51062
me the shit thrower

 No.51108

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>>51100
That was jizz, anon.

 No.51110

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>>51027
>dwarf being a nigger
I am just me being my true self.

 No.51111


 No.51114

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>>51111
>1111
1111

checked

 No.51249

>>51108
Same thing ones just brown

 No.51254

Thread is NEL

 No.51368

>>51254
start an onlyfans, FoKy!

 No.51369

>>51368
I was under the impression that tripcode was avid. They post Emma Watson, Haley Williams...all the women avid likes to pretend he is as he's getting gangbanged like Sasha grey. Is foky...avid?

 No.51372

>>51368
Never, that is degenerate (also not FoKy)
>>51369
Used to*
yes I did, not for the imagining of 'gang bangs' though simply to passively raise 4chon posters T levels

 No.51375

>>51372
You're avid?

 No.51428


 No.51493

>>51369
yes, FoKy is avid and they both want big fat cocks to penetrate their orifices

>>51372
ur dgn tho

 No.51503

>>50980
Woody Allen and the Prophet Mohammed (peace be upon him) were not fucking their biological daughters

Fucking your own daughter is disgusting, preta bullshit

 No.51505

>>51503
Woody Allen fucked and married his ADOPTED-not biological daughter, retard. No one said anything about Mohammed EXCEPT FOR YOU.

 No.51513

>>51493
Not the reality though, i smoke weed and tobacco but thats all I do thats degenerate, I am regulated and virtuous, if not abit abrasive however (which Im working on)

 No.51526

>>51513
your personality may be abrasive but your slutty gay holes are silky smooth

 No.51527

>>51526
I am a concubine comforter

 No.51529

this thread is cancer

 No.51533

>>51529
The truth is cancer, usually.

 No.51535

>>51533
You sre cancer

 No.51537


 No.51540

>>51537
Nigger

 No.51558

My cock is 12 inches

 No.51585

>>51558
levakama is a douchebag

 No.51589

>>51585
stop talking to me please

 No.51592

>>51585
>hurr durr being a celebrity shitfuck

 No.51593

Trust me when I say this i could score multiples over you all

 No.51594

>>51589
You said that you were avid, with no proof and now you're saying that your levakama.
>>51592
Celebrity?!
>>51593
Wat dis mean?!

 No.51595

>>51592
jealous

 No.83942

This threads full of juicy drama. I love it!

 No.83948

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>>51592
It's not [REDACTED]'s fault her father is a circus 🎪 FREAK that can play a 12 string guitar. Pic related is [REDACTED].

 No.83950

>>83948
Nice try but you won't be able to outcompete Dogstralia and Avid in the lolcow competition for this dead board.

 No.83952

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>>83950
The competition here, is no joke.

 No.83958

>>83950
goblinsaga isnt on my level at all, shes a newfag ive been here since the 3rd day of 4chon.net'd creation

 No.83959

>>83958
Sucking nigger erections is no joke.

 No.83976

>>83959
you would know all about that wouldn't you

 No.83989

dwarf, dogi and FoKvid all NEED to make us some joi content NOW

 No.84014

>>83976
Nope. Avid does. That's his expertise. He has a PhD in licking nigger erections. [REDACTED] isn't a coal burner, sorry to burst your bubble.

 No.84015

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>>83989
>dwarf
WHOMST?

 No.84057

>>84014
get off this site you fucking jew, we hate niggers here, stop fucking talking about them you mudshark cunt

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 No.84084

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>>84082
He's got the 'D' as in DISTURBED.

 No.84101

>>84084
Is he, okay? ARE YOU PEOPLE IN YOUR MID FORTIES OKAY?!

 No.84103

It's rough out there. [REDACTED] the underground celebrity that wishes to stay below the radar.

 No.84104

>>84103
redacted yourself methKIKE

 No.84106

>>84104
Top kek u talkin 'bout smileyberg?

 No.84114


 No.84424

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>>83948
You were right all along. Trevor Moore faked his death to hide from the tax authorities and has retired at a tropical island. One of the locals described him as a heavy drinker. Don't tell anyone.

 No.84425


 No.84512

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>>84424
Looks nothing like Trevor. Do better.

 No.84513

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[REDACTED] is 4chons X-Men type of IRL personality that accidentally kills the ones she loves(like Jesus did in the book of Thomas).

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 No.84516

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>>84512
yes because he looks like this now

 No.84521

I hope [REDACTED] is never interested in (you) silly boi's. WuW :3

 No.84523

>>84521
[REDACTED] is a NERD and would benefit greatly from dating shady.

 No.84524

LLLLEEETTTTSSSS GGGGGOOOOOO!!!!

 No.84525

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If we can get slum shadi

 No.84526

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>>84525
Whoops but there's potential there also fuck off



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