No.52236[Last 50 Posts]
washed out samuel hydesteen puts a bunch of cringy imageboard/kiwifarms users like yourself together in one room, closest thing to a live-action 4chon i guess
https://www.fishtank.live/(use one of those temp throwaway emails)
No.52260
What's all this then guv'na
No.52265
>>52260Big brotheresque show produced/hosted by sam hyde
No.52277
Anyone from 4chon want to stay in the same Hyde house?
No.52309
I want to fucking die
No.52346
...when you make fake emails, you can't log back in. LMAO
no?
No.52350
>>52349Johnny Neptune son, jet. LOL!
No.52354
>>52263100% Smilesperg would have an "accident" through a glass coffee table.
No.52385
>>52354I work for a shit OEM and was born a German Slav who would have died for Asow in a slightly altered timeline, you and the fat tranny are so lost and forgotten by God you think it´s anal magic if I die drunk falling from a scaffold
No.52386
>>52385Can anyone translate what this anon, is saying?
No.52387
>>52386Means I hope you die slow
No.52389
>>52388I´m not even 30 and will die in the next 7 years tops if I keep trucking
No.52393
Feels straight to not be aware about ecelebs and the likes besides browsing this tranny board sometimes, niggas I already made it to the pearly gates lmao
No.52396
>>52393>Feels straight... but you are gay.
No.52402
The premise is good. Might watch later.
No.52404
>>52396If I was life would probably be nice 2023 AD but mine is utter shit, tough luck
No.52454
>>52236If I was on this, I probably would just start jerking off in front of the camera.
No.52455
>>52454sam hyde never personally asked you to join the show and you're not going to be on that show. Yep.
No.52502
>>52455Sam Hyde wishes he could have someone like me on his stupid show.
No.52519
>>52502You'd just be naked and jerking off. It's called the fish tank and not the jerkoff-PORN-house for a reason. Brainless comer!
No.52528
>>52502Same hyde doesnt neds you on his shoe because br had laresyd dos.e peieplwe
No.52529
Seriously thinking about joining the house. Oh lawd have mercy on my soul.
No.52531
>>52529I'm trying to find a fishtank live JOB APPLICATION!
No.52532
>>52531How tf do people apply to be on this show?!
No.52539
>>52532They fart in the air and then they get on the show
No.52546
Do I have to personally contact samuel to ask if he'll let me be on this show?
No.52548
>>52546...if you have the know-how, you can contact anyone you want in this world btw. I know cuz I've done it.
No.52549
>>52544Yes that comment is true 100%
No.52551
>>52549Nope. You have to personally meet samuel and give him a nice firm handshake.
No.52554
>>52550I haven't even gone on the show yet and yet you're trying to torcher me. Typical 4chon.
No.52556
I'd be the oldest contestant. 33-34yrs old.
Is there an age limit?
No.52558
>>52556Yes, and also you arent helping me at all
No.52564
>>52558THERE'S AN AGE LIMIT?!
No.52566
>>52564Nice try smiley, trying to frame me again
No.52579
You fucking freaks dont stop do you
No.52582
>>52578cuz I touch urself @ night
No.52586
>>52583
You'd go to jail for the rest of your life.
No.52588
>>52586Thats right so stop trying to contact me you cretin
No.52589
>>52588I don't contact you, schizo.
No.52598
>>52594Yikes indeed, truly I am a skitzo fuck
No.53012
reality TV is for women, i've only known an ex and my sister-in-law to watch reality TV, so i'm surprised this is apparently profitable despite it being incredibly boring. but then again sam hyde fanboys will happily accept any slop down their throats so i guess it shouldn't be surprising
No.53021
From what I've heard it's super cucked, and the contestants are Sam Hyde fanboys nobody ever heard of.
No.53043
>>53021lol. Have to be an obsessed sam hyde fan to get into the house. Oh boy.
No.55386
Name of girl in the white?
No.55389
Ok her name is Violetta
No.55406
>>55390Please spoiler that shit. You're assaulting my eyes.
No.55412
>>55390Are you serious? Shes hot as fuck not even in a weird way
Do we have some GAYS on this board or something?
No.55415
>>554122D is superior in every imaginable way.
No.55434
>>55390>>55412She might be attractive normally, but it looks like she hasn't showered in a week and probably smells like shit.
No.55459
>>55457>>55458Whos got the pornos of this hottie
I better see them when I wake up
No.55481
>>55457>>55458Where do I place an order?
No.55498
>>55485There's a lot of people I would fuck, but it's not an endorsement or an indication that I find them particularly attractive, just that I would fuck them assuming the effort was minimal. If anything it just means I don't think it would be gross to fuck them.
No.55523
>>55521Like why the fuck is he wearing a suit and boxing gloves along with glasses XD I watched some of the vids he kept taking his gloves on and off. And he punches a wall at some point for no reason and pushes a bunch of stuff off a table for no reason XD and the comments are funny about how a large man with boxing gloves is having a "deep and meaningful" with a 5'5" girl in a dark room
I don't really have time for this though right now, will watch it if it turns into a real show or something..
No.55525
And damn, that broad's giggling is HOT!!!
No.55532
Who cares about some shitty big brother there's an incoming fucking GET to look forward to
>>55555
No.55558
>>55532based get appreciator
No.55560
>>55521>never got his humour when he did that thing where he was on stage dressed like a Spartan iirc.If you knew about TED talks you would understand. He got into a TED talk, gave a clown-man parody performance shitting on the venue, and the audience didn't seem to notice, nor did the hosts of the event try to reign him in.
No.55603
>>55523After the show raps-up it's made into watchable tv-series-esk show/movie DVD whatever the fuck.
No.55662
>>55390Ok I found her pornos. Name is Nina Volyanska
A bit sad really, I liked the mystery and I like to imagine women are not all whores, at least not until I get it on with them
No.55740
Gay
No.55835
Are there females on this show and do they ever fart? Are there cameras in the bathrooms?
No.55867
>>55862>>55863Like a much more attractive Greta Thunberg.
No.55876
>>55867Poor Greta. Why you gottah do her dirty like that.
No.55880
>>55876She's ugly as sin, a literal gremlin in all the worst ways.
No.55909
>>55867>>55880the real Greta is 10x classier than that whore
No.55911
>>55909Her nepo baby status and fetal alcohol face is super hot.
No.55947
>>55909Spoken like a true nonce
No.56964
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No.56972
>>56966It's their fault for hiding their crypto under their mattress.
:^)
No.56973
>>56966I am a burgerland citizen.
No.56979
>>56972>>56973The (s)US government is as tarnished and as insipid as any other fascist government
No.56981
>>56979Lmao you're just learning about how fucked up the us is?
No.56988
>>56981No, I'm just now recognising them as a direct threat to true freedom. The American governments idea of freedom is archaic and gay
No.57002
>>56988Yuh, it's not amsterdam.
No.57039
>>57037Sam Hyde is a disgusting greasy bastard
>"look at me I'm unkempt and do random shit every now and then aren't I unique!"He also can't land a fucking joke without laughing at himself
He's just a retard, he isn't even a good comedian
No.57078
>>57039he WUZ a good yuotuber BAkc in da dai
and WROLD PEACe season 1 wuz kewl but NOW he suxxxx azzzzz
No.57112
Found this on /tv/, who has the real pic
Anyway if u didnt see her bj vid
https://camhoes.tv/videos/351864/nina-volyanska-blowjob/ No.57296
>>57038Sam Hyde has lost weight because he's bulemic.
No.57398
You can run but you can't hide
No.57402
>>57398I'm hiding right now, nigger.
No.57423
>>52236Scambo sucks these days.
