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 No.56904

Palestinians killed Jesus

 No.56919

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 No.56923

Jesus killed himself because he was too much of a gobshite
>"I am gods son and king of jews"
OK buddy, see where that gets you

 No.56935

>>56923
It got people cucking their life up for him over 2000 years later tbh.

 No.56937

>>56935
People watch marvel movies and have anal sex, humans aren't a good test subject

 No.56943

>>56937
The marvel god is ded.

 No.56951

>>56937
What's wrong with anal? The best answer I've gotten so far was from some Christian warning me I'll be possessed by demons

 No.56953

Jesus was an enlightened siddha
Saul and Gamaliel took advantage of this honest man's death and built a cult around him to wreck gentiles

 No.56957

>>56951
It's gross and I don't like it. You see, the hole that is intended to be used is just being left there exposed, while the butthole is being used instead, and there's something deeply unsettling about this. It's like pouring gatorade in mashed potatoes.

 No.56958

>>56957
The two holes are like a centimeter away from each other. You can't see one and not want to use the other one. It's a symbolic choice between the dualism of darkness and light

My favorite thing is going back and forth between the two at random until I explode in one

 No.56961

>>56951
If you anal you like to put women through sexual torment

Leave their arse alone you closet faggots just fuck the pussy for fuck sake, women who like anal are self sabotaging sluts and they are for the streets

Every woman is like this, they act like they aren't but they are ALL MASSIVE FUCKING WHORES

they love it because they think that's what is good because of the cripplecocked kike media retards

Fuck this earth, trad women are no more.

 No.56962

>>56958
You are a retard

 No.56963

If you can anal sex a woman your dick is small

 No.56967

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>>56961
>If you anal you like to put women through sexual torment
Women enjoy this. Usually the sexual fantasies of any woman are far more extreme than anything you can possibly imagine

I met a beautiful woman many years ago that seemed like tardwife material. One night she told me her deepest fantasy and it was "be chained up and abused in someone's basement, then they have a large pack of feral dogs run a train on me"

>Every woman is like this, they act like they aren't but they are ALL MASSIVE FUCKING WHORES

The ideal woman is a goddess in public and a disgusting, wild demoness in private

>Fuck this earth, trad women are no more

Incel, Disney fantasy. Pure women have never existed

 No.56969

>>56967
>Women enjoy this. Usually the sexual fantasies of any woman are far more extreme than anything you can possibly imagine

All women ever eh? I'd love to know how you found this out, maybe it's just YOUR experience of whore cunts that you're almost clairvoyantly trying to project to me, get some IQ and common sense mussie

>I met a beautiful woman many years ago that seemed like tardwife material. One night she told me her deepest fantasy and it was "be chained up and abused in someone's basement, then they have a large pack of feral dogs run a train on me"


Yeah that's not a real woman, that's just some succubus whore shit

>Incel, Disney fantasy. Pure women have never existed


..in your life, maybe you just attract retarded women

 No.56989

>>56969
>maybe you just attract retarded women
InshAllah

 No.56994

>>56989
>Inshallah

It's takbir or allah hu ackbar you say there you idiot

 No.56995

>>56994
I said "if God wills it", which is exactly what I meant

 No.56999

>>56997
"Principality" is removing agency from the One God, and it doesn't sound anywhere near as cool as Inshallah

Saying Inshallah is practicing the yoga of surrender

 No.57000

>>56995
>>56999
Shut up mussie for fuck sake

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 No.57524

>>56999
We get it, you love to "surrender" your butthole to your brown skinned desert daddy.
Take the hint and neck yourself, philosemite NIGGER! You aren't welcome here.

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 No.58391

From what I gather Jesus was basically a stoic. He didn't get into arguments or tell people what to do. He was able to get followers through living by example. When people asked him questions he'd use his high verbal IQ to dazzle the goyim with a metaphor and they could take it or leave it.

 No.58398

>>58391
Jesus was a hard-core gamer/weedsmoking shitposter, he used to trip fag on /z/ back on stonechat, way back when we used to use roosters to clean our back

 No.58407

>>58398
Sounds legit.

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 No.77564

steel beams made the frogs gay



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