No.59700
good god
No.59702
im 34 and have literally never hit on a woman
No.59704
>>59702it might be time to start hitting them directly instead
No.59705
My dog doesn't eat chickens because he's always well fed
I wouldn't even look at this skinny, trash whore. I wouldn't give her the satisfaction, because she's clearly very desperate for attention
No.59711
being on camera probably did a lot to put them off
No.59730
>>59699No one tried to fuck her? Jeez. I would have.
No.59747
>>59705Yeah I havent had sex since 2013 maybe I should've mentioned that. I do remember somehat bring satisfied. Still.
>>59702What's ur problem? If I were you I'd come clean with women and start at the bottom. Tell them you are nervous but want to date etc.
No.59748
>>59747There's a time and a place for talking to women and that's when you're bartering her fuck prices
No.59755
literally who
No.59758
>>59755Sam Hyde BIG-BROTHER type REALITY TV SHOW called fishtank and that contestants named lette. You're welcome.
No.59815
>>59747>What's ur problem?there are many
but really you dont get to this point without there being some fundamental personality defect
in addition i do not know/interact with any women outside of customary exchange in shops etc
its grim
No.59833
She isn't very attractive. I thought Airsoftfatty was hitting on her anyway.
No.59850
>>59837Airsoftfatty is the fat guy Chris' YouTube channel. He is known for some goofy video where he is having a lightsaber duel with another kid.
No.59853
>>59852That's ezra Miller in a wig son
No.59854
>>59815Welcome to the club.
In my view we are fucked because you can't lie at length about 30 something years of virginity, it's just not possible, there are too many things you missed the boat on, and every single woman will run away when you tell them the truth. It would be better to just say you were in prison.
My hope is to get back on a SSRI. Getting off was a big mistake. When you are on a SSRI you literally don't give a fuck.
No.59877
>>59854Then ur dick won't work so you can't use it anyway...
No.59882
>>59854She's not going to ask you about your sexual history. Especially not on the first few dates. Stop worrying about it. And don't have any guilt about lying to women. Women have evolved to select against honest men. Women are the Jews of gender. Even if you're an atheist, the bible has thousands-year old truths that lamestream feminist soyence will never reveal, e.g. it was Eve who was easily seduced by a talking serpent (Satan in disguise) to eat the forbidden fruit then pressure Adam to do the same in the Garden of Eden to conceive the original sin.
No.60177
>>59882I don't think I could lie to women, they are too cute and they tease the truth out of me. And I prefer to be myself, though of course I have read PUA books heh but I'm still myself generally.
>>59849Yes both very hot. HNNG! I'm gonna watch that thing if it actually gets made into a show. From what I've seen of it it was quite smart to introduce this Betty character (looks like Letty, similar name etc, but is a challenge to her or a foil)
No.60183
>>60168Stop impersonating me
No.60217
>>60177They should have named that character nina instead of betty. That would have fucked with letty's head. That would have cranked up the entertainment.
No.60263
Tell me you guys don't get that effect where if you talk to a girl for a bit and hit on her, when you go home and jerk off you orgasm like twice as hard and use only your memory of her
No.60270
What if she has some visible warts and smells like onions? Would you still do that without a condom? (Inb4 Locnar says HIV isn't real)
No.60273
>>60270Shut the fuck up dogisaga the adults are speaking
Also stop namedropping literal newfag chonners it's cringe
No.60277
>>60263That's so F-ing hot.
No.60278
>>59854If you're both hot and bothered, in the moment. That's not going to happen. You'll both be kissing, petting, and warming up. It'll be totally natural and primal. Before you know it, you'll both be doing the deed and you'll have that adult milestone under your belt. You're thinking too much into it. Also she might like that nobody has ever taken you for a ride and gets to be the first to break you in and have territorial sex. You only get one first, after all.
No.60284
>>60278>adult milestone ...according to the kike media sure
I've seen actual monstrous slobs get laid, there's nothing inherently grown up about getting laid, there are way more achievements that trounce getting laid
No.60298
>>60286I read what you typed but it just seemed like some American pie tier way of measuring achievement
No.60300
>>60278>If you're both hot and bothered, in the moment. That's not going to happen. You'll both be kissing, petting, and warming up. It'll be totally natural and primal.Is it really so hard to believe that some people don't have such instinct? Pro tip: I don't. Since I can't "JUST FEEL THE VIBE LOL" It's almost entirely an exhausting, analytical exercise, that I can't even experiment with much due to laws.
No.60304
>>60298No, anon.
>>60300When you're with the right person you'll know or you'll gain wizard powers with every year.
No.60310
>>60300If she's attracted to you, usually she'll make it obvious. If she's not, just move on ASAP so it's no longer "exhausting."
No.60314
>>60310What if you're so attractive that women are shy around you though
No.60318
>>60314Then you'd be chadvid and not NELvid.
No.60319
>>60318Stop perusing my IP Phantasm
No.60320
>>60319If you ended your sentence with a period I wouldn't have been able to guess. You never end sentences with a period.
No.60324
>>60320That's because I like to scrobble comments down, it's more important to me to get the thought out quickly, punctuation is a meme on imageboards imo, unless it's a tldr we'll thought out post I don't really see the need
No.60325
>>60324We'll
Well*
Fucking Korean technology doesn't recognise English
No.60328
I wish that jets crackhead father had never introduced him to r9k so that this awful trash wouldn't have sullied the name of MDE
No.60329
>>60328You wish johnny Neptune never found r9k, you mean.
No.60333
>>60328>name of MDE which is what exactly? Rip off Tim and Eric but make it louder and have retarded editing?
No.60382
>>60333nah, bro, MDE is based because sam says racist stuff sometimes
nice digits btw
No.60385
>>60333If you weren't around for tissue box or even prodigal stunna you aren't even qualified to respond to me troll
No.60968
>>60964I had one small Japanese style futon for years. Didn't stop me
No.60972
>>60964>its winterIt's July.
No.60974
>>60972Winter in upside-down land... mate!
No.60978
Niggers fuck off.
No.62901
>>61392>this post Proxies were a mistake
