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 No.60192

I go swimming regularly at a local river
When my family gets here we first pick up trash
It feels like an offering to the river

Anyways, this place is regularly swarmed by Christians that trash the place and leave shit everywhere. I know they're Christians because they're backwoods redneck types in the very deep south. 99.9% chance they all profess Christ as Lord

I would like to make anti-littering propaganda and stick it around the place in a few spots with the one and only goal of getting people to stop throwing their trash on the ground

Are we capable of making something like this here?
>green background of some nature thing
>green because everyone loves it and see it associated with either nature or money
>white lettering over it all
>simple message to stop littering
>these people are worse than animals because no animal intentionally destroys it's own home
>propaganda must effectively coerce selfish retards into not littering

Ideally this would be a printable flier and useful to more people than myself. Ideas anyone?

 No.60193

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Here are my ideas so far, in crude meme format
>Keep God's Earth clean

>Littering is destroying God's Garden

>A sin worse than Adam

>If every Christian picked up a single piece of trash on Sunday mornings, in just a few years the Lord's entire Earth would be clean

>Why are you polluting God's creation?

>In ignorance, Adam ate a fruit

>You destroy God's creation, *knowingly*
>>>[picture of litter destroying an area]

>Even the stupidest dog knows not to shit where it eats

>You throw trash where your children swim

>You sin worse than Adam and have less intelligence than a Boston Terrier

 No.60194

>>60192
OP image is not an example of useful propaganda format

Too many words

The retards that litter won't read it. Something needs to strike and hit hard in an effective manner in few words or images. May not be possible tbh

I was thinking that this is probably why priests threaten hellfire so much. It's the only motivation for tards

 No.60196

You wanna be a fukin hERo say this:
The kingdom of God is in your hands, disgrace and suffer the extreme consequences or clean your shit up

Say thiz and watch de bitches melt

 No.60197

Your children swim here
You swim here
Even animals don't shit where they eat
Do better

 No.60198

>>60196
Sounds like a threat. We don't want to trigger mammalian defense mechanisms. They might even litter on purpose if made butthurt

 No.60199

>>60197
I need this in bold, classy white letters over a faded background of severe littering/pollution. Maybe a floating trash island or Asian river

 No.60200

I don't know. Try to paint your opposition as an effeminate sissy no would respect. In this case I can picture a methed out joyjack type character littering. All we need is a witty punch line and we've got a Ben Garrison original ready to go.

 No.60201

>>60200
Very good idea actually

 No.60202

>>60200
Only real winners eat shit, soyjack mountain trash man

 No.60203

>"we own this land, if I catch you inbred faggots littering this will be you"

Then add some gore of someone or some shit idk, say youre an insanely rich psycho, best motivator is fear, make sure to not leave fingerprints on the poster

 No.60205

>>60203
Not practical. The idea of some batman anti-littering vigilante will not worry anyone enough to actually stop. Some karen will call the cops and they'll shut the area down. Others will litter intentionally

I think maybe using the Christian framework that's already established (to some extent) may be the best fear button to press

 No.60206

>>60197
Thinking about it, this is a good base to work off, but questions are more effective in terms of persuasion. Maybe something like:
>Do you want your kids to swim in garbage? Do you care about your community? Everyone benefits by keeping the environment clean.
You don't want imperatives like "do better", because that'll probably just make someone spiteful.

 No.60208

>>60206
Reasonable and wholesome. Alienating or talking down to these goy retards will only make them angry

 No.60211

>>60205
>Some karen will call the cops and they'll shut the area down

Then it's mission accomplished

You could instead pick up the litter and accept that retards are going to litter and it probably doesn't matter what posters you put up

 No.60212

>>60211
>>60211
Statistically speaking, propaganda should be able to get a percentage of retards to not litter

 No.60213

>>60211
>>60211
If I simply wanted the place closed I could easily destroy the road or toss caltrops down. The idea is responsible and respectful usage

 No.60215

>>60213
USE YOUR ASS RESPONSIBLY, AND RESPECTFULLY

 No.60216

WITH COMPASSION, AND EMPATHY

 No.60229

>>60216
Yours truly- Big Man in the Sky

 No.60232

Put up a sign that says bears in area

 No.60256

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Hang this fuckers face up, the area will be free and clear for aslong as you wish

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