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 No.61619

what do you say to somebody with nasty facial hair?

"scrape off that cum-beard"
"do you catch cum in that beard"
"do other men ejaculate often in your beard"
"do other men appreciate that they can dry their dicks in your beard"

 No.61620

anyway i'm gonna go shave now, otherwise somebody may think i'm some sort of a faggot

 No.61622

"do you eat the cum off that beard"

 No.61623

Why do you have so much hatred for natural man as created by God?

 No.61626

>>61623
I just got done chugging a gallon of DXM.

 No.61644

what about mustaches

 No.61652

>>61644
"'stache is to stop the other men's cum getting into your nose, right"

 No.61653

>>61644
porn-staches

 No.61661

Note the fake retard seems to never capitalize the first letter in a sentence

 No.61685

>>61661
Do you chug DXM, yes or no?

 No.61687

>>61685
I just got done chugging a gallon of DXM.

 No.61693

most gay guys go for the clean-cut professional look, beards are seen as niche and weird in their communities

 No.61801

Those tattoos look like skid marks.

 No.62681

It's a cum-catcher.

 No.62682

>>62681
a penis-dryer.

 No.62746

>>62682
Like a pair of pajamas with the backends that open up.

 No.62791

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 No.62792

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 No.62794

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 No.62795

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 No.62807

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 No.62810

>>62807
Didn't he get lower jaw surgery and genioplasty? Don't you go moist over him now?

 No.62814

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>>62810
www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-sues-wife-for-being-ugly-1415695.amp

 No.62817

>>62814
snopes.com/fact-check/man-sues-wife-ugly-children/
moroccoworldnews.com/2013/11/111824/story-of-man-who-sued-wife-over-ugly-children-may-be-a-hoax
jacksonville.com/story/news/2015/08/18/fact-check-man-sued-bride-probably-fake-report/15676052007/

 No.62819

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>>62810
>surgery
Surgery can't fix bad genes.

 No.62820

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>>62810
Look, I fucked a 54 year old methhead bitch, but I wouldn't fuck you. You are not attractive and are delusional to think that. You just have desperate men, men more desperate than me, around you giving you false feedback. You are nothing special. Get rid of this nonsense idea you're "attractive". You look like a mentally disturbed person with inferior dark eyes and dark hair. Yeah you're not a nigress or a chinkess so you've above these subhumans but for a white person you're really ugly. And the sad thing? It's an ugliness that can't be fixed; it's not like obesity or something is causing you to be ugly. As far as I can tell this is a good as you'll ever look. My 54 year old gf is better looking than you, she has prettier eyes, red hair, freckles, is tall. You are just… mediocre. If I was married to you I'd have to get you to wear a mask so as not to publicly embarrass me as people would taunt me for having an ugly girlfriend. I don't know what is worse; having an old girlfriend or an ugly one… ah I think I'll stick with my old lady. A woman's value usually comes down to her looks because women don't have anything else to offer in terms of character, virtue, intelligence, etc. so if you don't even have that then you are just nothing but a miserable femcel who will only be pursued by the most bestial and subhuman of "men" that would fuck anything. The best you could do is get a sperm donation from a real man like me because I wouldn't stick around to raise the child with you, you're too ugly to have around, hopefully my superior genetics would be an upgrade for your lineage else the child might curse me forever for having given you my seed.

 No.62824

>>62820
Kek i'm stealing this

 No.62830

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>>62819
>>62820
You should consider NewSmile's aligner (removable alternative to braces), they're a new, cheaper competitor to Invisalign. It's $2000 for their whole kit and 3d dental scan. They could fix your crooked teeth in 6 months.

 No.62831

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>>62830
but none of that can fix smiley's crooked soul

 No.62833

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>>62810
>Don't you go moist over him now?
He turns all women moist.



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