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 No.62004

the moment you reach 35 they come in through the windows and walls when you sleep and put a dildo up your ass and sodomize you with it in-&-out and then stick it in your mouth and throatfuck you with it and it's so traumatizing that you don't remember it

that's when body starts to sag and get manboobs and you become tired about everything and kind of dumb and have hunched back and gossipy and bitchy like a woman and get "a nice watch (timepiece)" and button-up shirt and just repeat exact average mean of what the public consensus on everything is and you only do exclusively things that are legal and get a covid vaccine and tell everyone else that you got a covid vaccine and that they should get a covid vaccine to be safe and that covid vaccines are safe and you also get "an eco-friendly electric car" and an iphone and a macbook and sync every device and file with an icloud account and don't use usb flash drives

 No.62005

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 No.62010

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 No.62011

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 No.62013

>>62004
You should retire the pig, in Minecraft.

 No.62014

>>62013
>retire the pig
H'whats that mean?

 No.62015


 No.62016

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>>62015
You're retarded.

 No.62017

>>62016
You, and the other (((foids))) surveyed, can have your dad bods. Not my problem. It's a fact that leaner people live longer.

 No.62020

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>>62017
Retard.

 No.62025

I'm in better shape than probably 95% of adults (maybe more if you consider steroid use unhealthy as I do); considering how generally unhealthy everyone is this isn't really the flex it sounds like or am I meaning to brag. Being old genuinely sucks-I'm hoping that there's some way to reverse or stabilise the process before it's too late. I wouldn't want to live forever necessarily but I'd like to live long and young enough to make up for lost time, you know? heh

 No.62031

>>62015
Thier propaganda wants to make you weak.

 No.62094

>>62025
Try installing gentoo

 No.62132

>>62025
DOES yuor dickkk WORK thio?

 No.62141

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>>62132
...no

 No.62142

Imagine how easy it would to kick Seth Rogan's flabby-ass, along with most Hollywood kikes in general.

 No.62143

File: 1690523843825.mp4 (3.18 MB, 480x852, 是你们想看的吗.mp4)

OK time for your daily exercise
Come on and jump

 No.62147

>>62141
GIVE dem BIATCHES da WETT NUDEL treamtent!!!!

slap slap plap plap splap

 No.62148

>>62143
I'm SOOOOO HORNEYY frum dis!!!!!!!

 No.62149

>>62142
Id FART on his MO*UTH til he DIDE

 No.62184

>>62143
oh god my back somebody call an ambulance

 No.62185

>9/11 George Floyd
>George Floyd 9/11

 No.62186

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>>62184
Your big boobah and thee jumpin did you in!

 No.62200

>>62186
god, if only

 No.62279

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 No.62411

>>62025
Do yoga. 30 minutes a day for a week will make you feel a decade younger

 No.62499




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