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 No.66331

You ever notice fashion trends always involve looking stupid on purpose? Man buns, ear gauges, ripped jeans, tattoos, ect. If you want to be cool just make yourself look as stupid as possible.

 No.66334

You have the morons who try to spit in the face of "conformity" and then you have the morons who just don't care enough to dress themselves in the name of decency. It's crazy how you can go outside and see grandparents in skinny jeans and t-shirts or yoga pants.

 No.66336

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One should always have long hair on the bindu, the back top of the skull. It forms an energetic connection to the universe, like an antenna. Sometimes I put mine into a bun for convenience

Shaving one's head is how slaves are distinguished from men. They did it from Rome to India to Japan. Only slaves have no hair or short hair

Men have long hair

 No.66340

>>66336
Hair styling in Rome was as subjective to fashion as it is now.
The males of the Roman empire would emulate heroic figures they saw or heard about and copy their hair. Emperors, generals, etc.
When a bold 31 year old Scipio and his volunteer army returned victorious from Carthage with completely practical shaved heads meant to keep them cool, the male populace of Rome saw and began shaving their heads to ape them.
Italy isn't a hot enough place to warrant the effort of biccing your head regularly, but they did it. It was purely a fashion statement.
Beards were meant to be grown as a sign of mourning, but even that wasn't a hard and fast rule.

 No.66341

>>66336
Them's fightin' words. Are you gonna pay for the travel costs and procedure for HDV's hair transplant in Turkey?

 No.66351

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>>66336
If you have thick hair like this you can kind of pull it off, but if it's like the OP they remind me of lunch ladies.

 No.66353

>>66340
Cattle never change.

 No.66369

I feel like this thread is baiting me into disclosing my haircut

 No.66371

>>66369
What's there to worry about? Maybe the fed keeping your dossier just wants some inspiration for his next barber appointment. Don't be so selfish.

 No.66378

>>66351
I bet he has no chin underneath that beard.

 No.66379

>>66336
Not everyone can help going bald.

 No.66380

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>>66369
Okay. Fine. Pic related is my haircut.

 No.66392

>>66380
Not stupid enough. Try dying your hair an unnatural color and shaving half your head if you want to be popular.

 No.66395

>>66380
Oliver Tree, is that you?!

 No.66396

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>>66392
Like this?

 No.66400

>>66396
Yes. Now you're peacocking like a pro.

 No.66407

>>66400
Thanks bro! I knew you'd make me super popular! You're the best!

 No.66411

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 No.66434

>>66336
Is that literally jesus?

Anyway you win op, I had many eccentric haircuts as a youth and teen but have kept a shoulder to mid back length full head of hair since 25. Shave once a week with an electric razor because facial hair is annoying. It'd be cool if a girl braided by hair

 No.66435

>>66434
Full head if hair manbun I meant to say. Manbunsvarent stupid they look good especially when neat. I wear it down or in a ponytail for variation sometimes. It looks cool when I brush it super straight and wear it down but never do.

Tattoos and piercings have an obvious tribal history but yeah they're quite prole and dumb. I like the slick neat conservative look

 No.66436

>>66434
>>66435
Don't listen to this imposter.

 No.66446

>>66435
If you're popular then your haircut looks really stupid. If not, then your manbun doesn't look that stupid. Simple as that.

 No.66453

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>>66341
I'm sure HDV has some hair growth. He has no excuse not to grow out his hair until he looks like Bozo the clown.

 No.66476

OW! A lion bit my bottom, now my bottoms big

 No.67843

>>66351
If you know what is it they like, it is his huge engagement rings and his fat cuts.

 No.83074

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what happens when one of those gen-y-z cloudraper/edm-ers with ear gauges & manbun covered in le ironic simpsons gang tats goes to jail e.g. for possession?

where the tattoos actually signify things...

does it automatically set him up as a punk and a bitch and a faggot and a rooster?

 No.83076

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 No.83077

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what happen when a 2009 minimalist geometry tycho mgmt matthew dear tame impala miike snow witchouse chillwave macbook moleskine helvetica hipster go to prison??

 No.83079

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 No.83102

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>>83099
Bruh is calling 4chon's [REDACTED] his, gf. Ummm no she's not.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3oDJC2Pgaw/?hl=en

 No.83114


 No.83115

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Q&A with [REDACTED]

Q: IS NICK THUNE YOUR BF?!

A: NOPE!!!

I'm [REDACTED] and very happy to clear that up for everyone. Everyone. You're welcome.

 No.83333

If quads, [redacted] has to steal this suave dapper feller's virginity

 No.83357

Good goyim get a good trump shot for this modern school of rock

 No.83368

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>>83333
NO & GO 2 HELL!!

 No.83376

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 No.83378

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>>83376
Giving loud and clear signals. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Will this be the man that rescues [REDACTED] from the care home and wife's her up?!

....

STAY TOONED FOR NEXT WEEKS EPISODE

 No.83379

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>>83378
>rescue
>care home
>wife up

 No.83384

>>83074

I never liked tatts. It's taking it too far. Sometimes I wonder if I should've joined a band but then I think about how that lifestyle drains and basically kills people. Music sex drugs etc

 No.83437

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From /ck/ heh

 No.83448

>>83437
my mom is like that. they still have a big plastic bag of condiment packets stuffed into a corner of the fridge at their house.

 No.83449

>>83448
Same heh

 No.83523

>>83437
she got an onlyfans? I'd love to tip her!!!!

 No.83524

>>83523
TOP KEK

 No.84065

What's the hip new thing to wear nowadays? I don't into current trends anymore since detatching from the masses



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