No.71450
Like other meat substitute products It's mostly just another technocrat "sustainability" scam that survives off of retard investors, government grants, and tax credits.
No.71479
We're already eating them and just don't know it yet
No.71505
It's "outrage porn". The whole thing is a scam designed to drum up attention and outrage to attract venture capital.
No.71525
>>71519Sometimes I wish I lived in colonial America and could just catch and cook lobster for every meal and die of dysentery before I'm 40.
No.71841
>>71525are lobsters really that easy to catch? you would just be eating pikes and trouts
No.71844
>>71841Crab and lobster is very easy to catch. It doesn't ship well which is why it's expensive.
No.71845
>>71844They're also heavily overfished. Lobster was considered poorfag slop back in colonial America.
No.71851
>>71847A lot of crab products are made from pollock. Pollock doesn't particularly taste like crab but you can flavour it artificially. It's kind of a mushy fish.
No.71858
>>71847>>71851surimi is a SE Asian fish sausage, whitoids thought fish sausage sounded gross so companies marketed it as "artificial crab"
No.71955
Don't freak out, but there are thousands of mites living all over your facehttps://www.vox.com/2014/6/11/5799992"99.9 percent of humans carry them," says Ron Ochoa, a mite scientist at the US Department of Agriculture. They're most abundant on our faces, but live in the hair follicles all over our bodies, and a single person may harbor more than one million of them in total.
Your body harbors at least two closely-related species of mites: Demodex folliculorum and Demodex brevis. Both live in your hair follicles, but folliculorum live in the follicles' main cavity, whereas the smaller brevis live in something called the sebaceous gland, which secretes a waxy oil called sebum — likely the mites' main food source.
Both types of Demodex are densest on the face — especially near the nose, eyebrows, eyelashes, and hairline — but they live anywhere on your body where hair follices are. Scientists, however, have never fully studied the total abundance of mites on the human body. Dan Fergus, a researcher that works with Menninger, estimates that the average person has between 1.5 and 2.5 million mites, but no one really knows.
No.71988
>>71984They're not cool. Any time you feel itchiness on your body, it's likely these little fuckers causing it. Maybe in the future cyberpunk dystopia there will be a microrobotics treatment one can do to zap these motherfuckers off their body.
No.71989
>>71988Proof or gtfo. Oh. Right those microscopic fuckers aren't the reason.
No.71990
>>71988>read that >suddenly whole body feels itchy. Fuck you and your sorcery.
No.71994
>>71988Why would you want to remove them? They eat your dead skin cells.
No.72001
>>71989Water Bear Internet Defense Force detected heh
tbh I ascribe to the perhaps unfounded but plausible (in my mind) hunch that microscopic critters are a cause of cancer and other chronic maladies because of their association with inflammation. Not sure what these little fellas do but the fact we're a whole-ass ecosystem ourselves is pretty wild gnomesaiyan
No.72006
>>71994>They eat your dead skin cells.I'm perfectly fine with that.
No.72105
>>72104Damn she's pretty cute. Would you eat erm, land lobsters with that bugman gf anon?
No.72106
>>72104Ngl tho the grasshoppers seem unpleasant to eat. She has difficulty chewing them and they look overcooked a bit. I feel like they'd be bad for the poop too because of undigested shell.
No.72129
>>72105Not really that cute
No.72130
>>72129Imagine her sucking your dick with the same lips that just crunched down on a bunch of weird insects and hot sauce.
This is worth fighting for, white man.
No.72131
Ppl already eat shrimp and think it's okay. There is not really any level that the average Joe wouldn't sink to and they deserve what they get
No.72140
>>72131You VILL eat ze (sea) bugs and you VILL like it.
No.72146
Nigger, No.
No.72185
>>72131From watching Western food tourism vlogging, terrestrial arthropods seem to taste completely different from shellfish, even when you're just eating soft stuff like larvae. I wouldn't mind trying snail, though.
No.72193
>>72185I wouldn't trust the tastes of a white person. They think everything tastes like chicken.
No.72252
>>71432goyfeed should be renamed to soyslop
