Christianity is really just a 2000 year old game of Lava Run. Think about it

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Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 18:19:58 No.71837

Christianity is really just a 2000 year old game of Lava Run. Think about it

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 18:37:04 No.71840

What's "lava run"?

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 22:22:03 No.71853

>>71840
Old game in StarCraft where you run from lava. Involves jumping over obstacles. It was one of the best custom games, along with mole hunt

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 23:13:12 No.71856

I thought about it but I don't get it. Please elaborate.

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 23:23:46 No.71857

>>71853
You ever play the game based on "the Thing", the John Carpenter movie? That one was frickin' based as heck heh

Anonymous 01/03/24 (Wed) 02:22:29 No.71865

>>71857
The Thing was fun. The Phantom was even better imho. 8v8 ffa, all fully allied at start, unknown phantom must die. It was an absolute blast being the phantom

Anonymous 01/03/24 (Wed) 09:30:19 No.71878

>>71857
amogus?

Anonymous 01/03/24 (Wed) 20:06:15 No.71882

>>71878
On God it was pretty similar iirc famalam, almost like a primitive proof-of-concept

w00t 02/06/25 (Thu) 21:52:43 No.98464

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made me lagh

Anonymous 02/07/25 (Fri) 04:06:10 No.98474

>>98464
she cute

I hope she has a BWC in her life

Anonymous 02/07/25 (Fri) 05:16:25 No.98475

>>98474
why are u obsessed with dicks

Anonymous 02/07/25 (Fri) 05:49:33 No.98477

>>98475
the phallus is the source of all the world's power

embrace your lingam and know purpose

Anonymous 02/07/25 (Fri) 08:58:01 No.98479

>>98477
Thanks, men and their penises, for ultimately creating this current nightmare world.

w00t 02/07/25 (Fri) 09:44:11 No.98480

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I hate lust. I don't feel any kind of sexual urges, most of them are psychological resistance not lies like that.

Anonymous 02/08/25 (Sat) 07:56:23 No.98504

>>98479
we have to channel our penile energies to change things, anon!

>>98480
ngmi

Anonymous 02/11/25 (Tue) 00:57:35 No.98610

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>>98477