just like jeebus, 4chon arises from the dead

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Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 12:54:51 No.77861

just like jeebus, 4chon arises from the dead

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 13:47:50 No.77862

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Where is he?

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 13:54:50 No.77863

>>77862
obviously he meant metaphorically

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 14:13:38 No.77864

>>77863
Makes sense. Hail metaphorical Christ who metaphorically was human sacrificed and metaphorically rose three days later

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 14:37:42 No.77865

>>77864
:^)

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 15:02:47 No.77870

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i was so fucking lost without the chon lads i hope that never happens again

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 15:05:37 No.77872

>>77870
Tell the chon more.

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 15:09:33 No.77873

>>77864
Adam was better

Jesus just promoted narcissism, drinking alcohol and the slaughtering of fish, he was also rich as fuck so he could have paid those men to act cured and shit, although all of this is meh in the grand scheme of things, certainly he didn't deserve to be crucified/lashed/tortured, poor guy, he for sure fell short, people following him now are extrapolating where there isn't any content to extrapolate from, I have no idea also why people are so quick to simply follow Jesus and not strive to be better, hell Mr Beast has cured 1000 blind people, has donated countless amounts of food (probably more than 5000 people had full stomachs) money, homes and entertained millions, Jesus pails in comparison, I know I shouldn't really express this but I'm just stating facts.

pls no Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 15:12:14 No.77875

>>77872
i dont want to relive the memory

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 15:44:54 No.77885

>>77873
>jesus was okay but what about this youtuber who helped genetic dead ends
lmao

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 16:27:11 No.77888

>>77885
>helped genetic dead ends
Jesus did that too though. The original Christians were a ragtag group of losers.

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 16:29:01 No.77889

>>77888
Were they losers? Most of them were farmers and fishermen and there was even a tax collector.

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 16:43:43 No.77890

>>77889
And their flock consisted of whores, beggars, whatever undesirable they could grab. All the low-life malcontents, who had no place in the great ancient civilizations became Christians.

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 18:11:20 No.77896

>>77873
Jesus cured my dad of alcoholism

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 19:02:45 No.77903

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>>77889
They were literally "dead ends". The Lord Jesus, and 12/13 of His disciples ending up dying celibate and without children. Most were probably virgins like the pure Christ Himself

Remember my brothers that the Holy Bible encourages us to practice celibacy and not get married, to be more like Jesus Christ

>"I wish that all men were as I am [celibate]. But each man has his own gift from God; one has this gift, another has that. Now to the unmarried and widows I say this: It is good for them to remain unmarried, as I am." (1 Corinthians 7:7-8)

>“Do not seek a wife. This is what I mean, brothers: the appointed time has grown very short. From now on, let those who have wives live as though they had none, and those who mourn as though they were not mourning, and those who rejoice as though they were not rejoicing, and those who buy as though they had no goods, and those who deal with the world as though they had no dealings with it. For the present form of this world is passing away.” (1 Corinthians 7:27,29-31)

>"For there are eunuchs who were born that way; others were made that way by men; and still others live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it.” (Matthew 19:12)

Our Lord Christ died as a celibate virgin and the Holy Bible confirms that we should follow His example

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 21:58:21 No.77904

>>77903
Yes goy, castrate yourself.

Are christfags the original trannies?

Avid 04/01/24 (Mon) 05:26:35 No.77924

>>77903
It's a shame to lose such a proper fit willie.

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 06:46:50 No.77925

>>77903
>Our Lord Christ died as a celibate virgin and the Holy Bible confirms that we should follow His example

no thanks

Phantasm!agoricWOck 04/01/24 (Mon) 07:46:57 No.77927

>>77862
In your heart, anon.

Christ is King

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 12:39:39 No.77939

>>77927
Phantasm? Being based in my thread?

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 13:40:24 No.77948

>>77927
how? because he 'died for our sins'

the fuck does that even mean? people act like he was the only good person in the world, he wasnt even that good for fuck sake

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 14:01:22 No.77950

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>>77903

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 14:50:07 No.77960

>>77950
based

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 18:48:55 No.77970

muh kike on a stick

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 22:48:58 No.77985

>>77927
Jesus literally promised he would return already and he completely lied. Jesus is a false messiah

>“For the Son of Man is going to come in the glory of His Father with His angels, and will then repay every man according to his deeds. Truly I say to you, there are some of those who are standing here who will not taste death until they see the Son of Man coming in His kingdom.“ (Matthew 16: 27, 28)

He made this promise a total of three times
>“Behold, I have told you in advance. So if they say to you, ‘Behold, He is in the wilderness,’ do not go out, or, ‘Behold, He is in the inner rooms,’ do not believe them. For just as the lightning comes from the east and flashes even to the west, so will the coming of the Son of Man be. Wherever the corpse is, there the vultures will gather.
>But immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light, and the stars will fall from the sky, and the powers of the heavens will be shaken. And then the sign of the Son of Man will appear in the sky, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of the sky with power and great glory. And He will send forth His angels with a great trumpet and they will gather together His elect from the four winds, from one end of the sky to the other.
>Now learn the parable from the fig tree: when its branch has already become tender and puts forth its leaves, you know that summer is near; so, you too, when you see all these things, recognize that He is near, right at the door. Truly I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things take place.“ (Matthew 24: 25-34)

Did any of you guys see a sign appear in the sky before all nations, the sun moon and stars darken, and Jesus descend on a cloud with angels playing trumpets? Did he repay you according to your deeds? I haven't been outside much lately, maybe I missed it

Anonymous 04/02/24 (Tue) 02:11:42 No.77993

>>77985
Two more weeks anon.

Anonymous 04/02/24 (Tue) 02:12:51 No.77994

>>77993
Jesus went out for a pack of smokes and never returned.

Anonymous 04/02/24 (Tue) 02:48:30 No.77999

>>77994
I knew he was black!