/lounge/ - Lounge

Left has a huge cock, so it's true. Penis size is a reflection of masculinity and hormone balance. Right is a microdicked manlet coping by trying to appear superficially more masculine, but lacking the true mojo.

left has a big dick thats it

right probably has an average dick and everything else

being a man holds more qualities to it than simply the size of a penis, there's shoulder to waist ratio, body hair, voice depth, finger/hand size, and general fitness, cumdumpsters don't know this though

also, you are ugly and have small tits

what are you even trying to achieve with this thread though?

>>78356
>>78371
H'what mlp really stands for on 4chon. It's secret acronym.

>>78355
Why are you imposing your preferences on us?

Despite your pseudo-bohemian appearance
And vaguely leftist doctrine of beliefs
You know nothing about art or sex
That you couldn't read in any trendy New York underground fashion magazine
Prototypical non-conformist
You are a vacuous soldier of the thrift store Gestapo
You adhere to a set of standards and tastes
That appear to be determined by an unseen panel of hipster judges (bullshit)
Giving a thumbs up or thumbs down to incoming and outgoing trends and styles of music and art
Go analog baby, you're so post-modern
You're diving face forward into a antiquated path
It's disgusting, its offensive, don't stick your nose up at me

You spend your time sitting in circles with your friends
Pontificating to each other
Forever competing for that one moment of self-aggrandizing glory
In which you hog the intellectual spotlight
Holding dominion over the entire shallow pointless conversation
Oh, we're not worthy
When you walk by a group of quote-unquote normal people
You chuckle to yourself patting yourself on the back as you scoff
It's the same superiority complex
Shared by the high school jocks who made your life a living hell
And makes you a slave to the competitive capitalist dogma
You spend every moment of your waking life bitching about

>>78381
Dis exactly h'what happen.

>homo thinks men are just cocks
checks out

>>78355
what is the goal of a man, what is the measure of a man, to pleasure a woman?

that seems like a romantic ideation, a degenerate baser instinct level ideation

is your vagina stretched out too? I'm curious to know this

also, I'd place my bets on right punching the absolute piss out of left

>>78405
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>>78381
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>>78371

Small penis cope LOL!

>>78409
show us your tits

>>78414
do it whore
>>78415
why else would you need a huge dick to fuck?