No.81005
B*sed brother, I also have a bunch of unripe blackberries growing. Some of them are just now starting to turn from red to purple
Later this evening or tomorrow I'll be planting some more anti-z*g bamboo too
No.81011
>>81005I too would like to grow bamboo, so I never have to see my neighbors again.
No.81012
>>81011your neighbours probably feel the same
No.81017
>>81012They should hurry up and plant it then.
No.81021
>>81017you should hurry up and plant it then
No.81037
My corn and potatoes have sprouted.
No.81040
>>81037The virgin corn vs the chad yam
Corn
>dies after bearing seed>tillcuck needs to hoe the earth endlessly to grow more>needs to be cooked>enslaves the owner perpetually to enable it's dysgenic existence>empty caloriesYam
>spreads endlessly>continually grows>impossible to kill>no tilling required>grows food both above and below ground>completely edible raw>delicious and nutritious No.81043
>>81040>>81040It's a grass. It sprouted in less than a week and I can presumably just re-plant it in the same spot after they grow in 2-3 months. I've been burying a lot of organic matter in my yard, so I'm not too concerned about my soil's fertility. Also I like corn. I'm already growing potatoes(which are almost done, it's tomatoes that just sprouted), so I don't really see the need to plant yams.
No.81080
>>81043Fair enough. I just like plants that take care of themselves. The less work required, the better
No.81153
>>81018> bamboo forest next to it and I used the stuff to build and repair all sorts of thingsPretty cool
No.81234
>retarded faggot smilecunt thinks hes going to tackle zog with raspberries and bamboo
just simply lmao, that kike brain working overtime to put this 'garden' together
hobby andy
No.81235
>>81233Wild grapes are great
No.81238
>>81234I have a mango tree, this was some of the "harvest", maybe half, around this Jan/Feb. It was the best year I can remember having. I've bonded with the tree and will be sad to move away from him. He's my tree to Nietzsche's big rock thing. Just saw in this article thing that he actually sat on it, lel, I thought (from what I read before) that he just stood around it or something. My brother has quite a blunt mind and kept asking me why I was sitting in the tree or why I sit on my outside building thing (we call it a shed) sometimes. I try to tell him I'm thinking and I don't think he quite grasps the concept.
I can't quite, or fully, square the circle of what to do with fruit and other plant food stuff, though. There's obvious good use for herbs but I don't actually want to eat much mango. The bats (flying foxes) eat a lot of the mangos but it doesn't seem to be their preferred food, or they seem to get enough of something else. I do feel that planting, gardening etc can bring joy though, nature is so important, its beautiful and so on.
No.81239
>>81236shut the fuck up kike
>>81238overdose and die already
No.81240
>>81238Wild junglefowl in Asia get an average of 70% of their calories from fruit
Growing up I knew a man that had a single apple tree in his yard that was so covered in fruit that it had a constant field of rotting fruit all over his lawn
I think the combination of an orchard and poultry would make a fantastic and easily attainable combo for low effort, high yield permaculture
Just grow and establish as many fruit trees as possible and get chickens capable of free-ranging. These alone will provide all human nutritional requirements. Extra gardening with other fruits and vegetables, ideally self-sustaining ones, would also be a nice bonus of course
Just get plants and animals suited to your local climate. Grow fruit, get chickens. It's simple really
No.81242
>>81240Very good ideas. You may have noticed I was also getting into the planting stuff to do some kind of conservation or preservation which is also cool. I just don't have my own place yet.
>>81239I won't let myself die until I write my book (I don't think God/the universe/existence will either) but I also need to confront myself for being a pussy ass bitch and approaching women and showing intent. But anyway I've had some very strong feelings or experiences where I've felt like I've been to purgatory or some kind of place between life and death and I've had to plead with someone or something or myself that I need to get all this information in my head sorted and organized into a book.
No.81243
>>81238>but I don't actually want to eat much mangoMake alcohol.
No.81260
>>81242Land is very cheap compared to houses
>buy land in good hardiness zone>make sure it has water or the ability to get water>build your own house there>make a farm No.81279
>>81260>land is cheap>"build house there"retard that probably costs more than if you were to buy house on a couple acres lmao
No.81290
>>81279Rural areas are not cucked as badly by building codes. It would cost you comparatively nothing to build your own structures.
No.81293
>>81290Fuck code. Don't ever let a single government agent set foot on your land. The government doesn't exist to help you, it only exists to steal from you and make your life worse
If you invite the devil into your building project you'll end up paying at least another $100,000 in extortion money to bandits with badges
No.81294
>>81290comparatively nothing btw
No.81752
Currently attempting to use fertilizer made from soaked weeds. Some of my corn stalks are still very wimpy, so maybe it'll help.
No.81790
>>81784>>81786God, I want chickens so bad.
No.81791
Since I never clean my grass clippings a large part of my lawn has turned into good mulch. I'm hoping to turn all the grass into mulch this way. I was recently told that grass makes it difficult for trees to grow large, and it makes sense, since forests don't have a lot of grass and plains don't have a lot of trees. Lawns are once again proven to be degenerate.
No.81795
>>81794Kike city won't let me have them. Rat neighbors will screw me. Due to retarded circumstances I can't move right now.
No.81796
>>81795You may be able to get away with keeping quail. From what I understand they're much quieter
The j*w fears the indoor quail farmer
No.81799
>>81796quails only lay eggs seasonally and their eggs are smaller than avid's balls
No.81801
>>81796I already looked into it. I can't raise any kind of livestock what-so-ever due to city ordinances. I am surrounded by IRL jannies.
No.81819
smiley's penis is smaller than a blackberry
I buy fruit at the grocery store btw
No.81836
>>81822This chart would be sincerely nice if many of the foods tested had a sample more than one
No.81839
>>81836A problem with a lot of studies. The sample sizes in this are so low that it renders it virtually meaningless.
No.81874
Some of my poor loquat trees(they are loquats, not kumquats or what my mother mistaken calls "lumquats") are suffering quite a bit. It appears I've over-watered them, additionally, I didn't know that they prefer the shade. I hope they make it through the summer. I'm going to try moving a few.
No.81876
>>81874Loquats are one of the fruit trees I plan on growing here. There's almost zero trees that prefer shade over sun. Your issue is probably planting them in the wrong season. Anything I put in the ground now is guaranteed to die from the sun. Can't put anything more in the earth until Fall
No.81877
>>81874>>81876Put something over them, like an umbrella or anything to give them shade
No.81881
>>81876>There's almost zero trees that prefer shade over sun.It's more like they don't like constant sun exposure, such as I'm getting for 15+ hours a day now.
>Your issue is probably planting them in the wrong season. Anything I put in the ground now is guaranteed to die from the sun. Can't put anything more in the earth until FallIt's not ideal, but someone was giving them away.
No.81922
There's dog fennel growing in my hard. Supposed to be good for keeping bugs away. Not sure if I should keep it or not.
No.81925
>>81922Dogfennel is harmless. Leave it alone unless you need that spot for something else
>>81924I was in a gardening thread yesterday on /pol/ and I was getting tremendous hatred for suggesting that people grow fruit trees. One Canadian anon even said that "people will get hurt" following my advice, which was specifically that people should grow fruit trees
Z*G really does not want us growing our own food
No.81926
>>81925>One Canadian anon even said that "people will get hurt" following my advice, which was specifically that people should grow fruit treesAre you sure that's all you said? Only thing that sucks about fruit trees is that they take forever to grow.
No.81928
>>81925>Dogfennel is harmless. Leave it alone unless you need that spot for something elseIt was growing next to my AC unit, so I had to get rid of it. I replanted some of it as a test.
No.81937
>>81926I'm serious. Try talking about growing food sometime on /pol/ and you'll be dogpiled by alphabet boys
No.81939
>>81937You'd have better luck talking about that kind of thing on reddit, at this point. /pol/ is completely dominated by fed and bot traffic now.
The internet is dying out as a communications medium, especially when it comes to talking about anything important.
No.81940
>>81937why would you even lurk 4pol at this point? it's been shit for years.
No.81941
>>81940It's always been shit and full of absolute retards.
No.81945
>>81939>The internet is dying out as a communications medium, especially when it comes to talking about anything important.More accurately it's being murdered. The evil ones need full domination of the flow of information in order to remain in control. All generations before the millennial only had access to propaganda *they* produced
Our generation is the first to have genuine access to true information, and they're trying to their hardest to make sure future generations don't have the same opportunity
Comically it seems that tiktok is the very last frontier on the internet with any semblance of freedom. Thank you Chairman Xi
No.81946
>>81945>All generations before the millennial only had access to propaganda *they* produced>Our generation is the first to have genuine access to true informationI heavily disagree with this assertion. Before the internet got popular people still had their world-view shaped by their local environment more than anything. That is to say they witnessed truth first-hand in their daily lives without mind-poison to interrupt their organic thoughts constantly. Of course they were influenced by the news and entertainment media, but unless you were a child with bad parents or a loser, television and radio wasn't nearly as present in their lives as the internet is today for the average person. "Real life" still existed.
No.81947
>>81946I disagree. The amount of time most people spent staring at a tv screen was similar to how much time people stare at phones now.
You say only losers did it, but most people are losers.
Children did spend more time engaging in irl activities with other kids, but adults just sat on the sofa and stared mindlessly into the doom box.
No.81950
>>81946>Before the internet got popular people still had their world-view shaped by their local environment more than anything. That is to say they witnessed truth first-hand in their daily lives without mind-poison to interrupt their organic thoughts constantlyYou're correct that their primary view is first and foremost the reality directly in front of them. However a man in 1930 had no idea what was happening in Europe apart from what the newspaper and radio told him. The only exception is for people with direct contacts traveling between the two continent but those are a minority
The media was in position to make up any lie and have the majority of the population believe them
No.81951
>>81947>I disagree. The amount of time most people spent staring at a tv screen was similar to how much time people stare at phones now.This seems to be true to a large extent, though I find it hard to believe if only due to the fact that TVs didn't follow them outside of the house. These statistics are quite disgusting though. From what I remember as a child, television was little more than background noise. The only time adults seemed to watch it all that attentively is when they made an event out of it, such as watching PPV or renting a movie.
>>81950>The media was in position to make up any lie and have the majority of the population believe themThey are still in this position, only difference now is they have another wrangler to control the narrative for the contrarian nigger-cattle who allege they don't trust the media. It's much more effective at managing discontents than shutting them up or going medieval on them. I have been in constant awe at how easily the system can co-opt and repurpose anything for its own ends. Decades go on, and morons still insist "see we're winning, we're getting the word out, they've gone too far and sheeple are waking up this time!", failing to realize they've only lost ground and the only thing that's changed is the vocabulary.
No.82003
>>81951>They are still in this position,No. Internet was a break in their cloud coverage for a time
No.82004
>>81952The downward slide at the end is the rise of cell phones. Shocking how many people still watch tv honestly. Barely even dented it.
9 hours a day would be essentially every waking second that a person isn't at work.
No.82016
>>82004It's boomers leaving TV on all the time
No.82089
I harvested my potatoes too early. They're fugging small. Russets take 4 months to mature, going with something else next time.
No.82367
>>81004Do you put blackberries in youre ase?
No.82404
>>82089I planted snow peas during the early spring where I normally plant my tomatoes figuring I'd get the crop rotation nitrogen boost, but the peas took too long to come to harvest so my tomato plants ended up stuck in their starter containers in the greenhouse a month longer than I wanted them to be. it still might work out to a normal tomato harvest if the nitro boost from peas ends up making up for the shorter amount of time the tomatoes end up being in the ground.
No.82418
>>81755Anyone who missed it should be using this mulching method. I've got 4 fruit trees and 3 clumps of bamboo mulched so far with this method
No.82474
>>82089Why plant potatoes? Are you some vegan hippie?
No.82476
>>82474Who doesn't like potatoes?
No.82869
>>82476people who dont like potatoes
No.82884
Bugs keep fucking my shit up.
No.82891
>>82476nigggots hate potatoes
patricians love potatoes
No.82892
>>82891i personally prefer rice, although potato skins are pretty based
No.82895
just like chicken skins, which i believe are by far the tastiest part of a chicken
No.82901
>>82476I just think they're low quality food. They have no real nutrition. Unlike herbs or citrus or other plant stuff they don't add flavour to meats or other animal products. And they're toxic as hell raw (green or w/e). Potatoes = death. They are for starving niggers. They don't smell nice either, do they? Or look pretty? It's really hard to think of any redeeming qualities they have. Of course you can cook them and fry them up and they taste nice, but that can be said of so many different foods. Idk much about the history of potatoes but it's easy to imagine unscrupulous people pushing them on the uneducated to keep them down.
The best food is raw meat. I've been thinking recently about cannibalism, haven't read much about it, either in humans or otherwise.
No.82906
>>82901It's a staple crop that provides a good amount of calories. Much preferred over rice or wheat. I am part potato-nigger. It's in my blood.
Aldo potatoes have plenty of vitamins. I don't know how people can say there's no nutrition.
No.82923
>>82404Finally finished getting the tomatoes in the ground. I exhumed a bunch of pig and chicken bones I'd previously buried in the process, got to witness their decay in action before the bones got reburied, some of the pig bones had roots buried into the marrow.
No.82976
Seeing a lot of fat cottontails in my yard lately. They better stay away from my garden if they know what's good for them.
even if they're really cute>>82923>I exhumed a bunch of pig and chicken bones I'd previously buried in the process, got to witness their decay in action before the bones got reburied, some of the pig bones had roots buried into the marrow.How long does that take?
No.83774
The muscadine growing around my yard seems to have stopped at a small size due to allowing the vines to sprawl too far. I think I will pick them off and try to make wine. I'll post pics next update.
No.83775
>>83774The muscadine should grow back bigger each year
No.83807
>>83806One on the left here is about 10 feet closer to the camera than the right
No.83812
>>83806>Turns out that trees really benefit from corpsesThat is the circle of life.
No.83824
perhaps just the soil is looser
No.83832
>>83824Identical planting methods
No.84353
>>84348>alcohol why would you consume a liquid which has absolutely wrecked humanities progress since it was discovered?
No.84357
>>84353Progress toward what? Any society that fails to observe temperance will succumb to all manner of things. Substance abuse is just a symptom of that at the end of the day.
No.84359
>>84357coping pisshead
>>84358wow an infograph, amazing, i instantly believe anything posted in this form
No.84366
>>84358Max Roser would appear to be a soyence-coomer retard.
No.84377
>>84359OK, well I'd love to see how you fare without all the technologies created after humans discovered alcohol 12,000-15,000 years ago. Go get your head smashed open with a rock by a chimpanzee while you're naked and foraging for nigger dicks to suck on in Apefrica.
>>84366"Smartphones" is where it gets gay, and it cranks the faggotry dial hard from there, but otherwise I don't see the problem.
No.84770
Disappointing to see a lot of youtube garden channels use proprietary GMO globohomo crops and specialized synthetic products. They're not imparting any practical skills, they're telling you to use modernity as a crutch to play pretend gardener. If things get tough, good luck growing anything without synthetic fertilizers or rooting hormone, faggots.
No.84776
>>84377>Go get your head smashed open with a rock by a chimpanzee while you're naked and foraging for nigger dicks to suck on in Apefrica.go off queen
No.84780
>>84770Real gardeners aren't using youtube
No.84803
>>84780There's good advice on there, but the ones who make videos just to tell you "BUY SPECIFIC BREED AND PRODUCT" shouldn't have a channel. It's already bad enough that there are a bunch videos made by third worlders with fake "gardening tips" ruining search results.
No.84884
I would not recommend growing corn. It takes up a lot of space, animals and insects love it, and my corn stalks fell over due to the recent hurricane.
No.84891
>>84884Grow Chinese Yams. Mine are spreading like crazy in my garden
No.85361
>>85360Yeah, I'm thinking that's based.
No.85366
I WISH I could buy a Bulgarian teenaged bride. For one, it's in their cultural group only, and for two, they're like $5000-10000 Euros.
They do that shit in a lot of countries. If you think about it, proms in highschool are kinda sorta the same thing if your parents are traditional at all.
No.85390
>>85366I'd buy two for that price.
No.89186
>>85360Used to be the norm elsewhere in olden times
No.89217
>>82901cannibalism involves killing whites, why not kill a different species for food instead? if you ate niggers or jews then there would be fewer niggers or fewer jews as long as you don't start a captive breeding program and catch your meat in the wild
No.89219
>>89217I'd rather be a pescatarian.
No.89220
>>89217Okay army hammer. That's enough.
No.89226
>>89217Whitoids are tastier. Cannibals worldwide agree.
No.89228
>>89226They're probably thinking,
If I just eat ten more White people, I'll finally invent the wheel. No.89230
>>89228When "you are what you eat" gets extremely fucked up and doesn't work.
No.90207
reminder that smiley is a literal kike and you shouldnt listen to or respond to anything he says
No.90339
>>90207this is the only good post you have ever made
No.90346
>>81004They are berries, not fruits.
No.90348
>>90339ive got you beat 1-0 then
No.90774
>>90771mmmmm I bet her pussy is as sweet as honey
>>90773you are gay
No.90778
>>90774Based skinwalker impregnator, for whom the uncanny valley is just another kind of cleavage
No.90824
>>90774hes gay because he doesnt find some bitch who looks 10 attractive?
No.90851
>>90824youre gay tho
>>90778>>90828*tips fedora* hello, my fellow patricians