No.85059
Fine, I guess.
No.85061
ask yer mum
No.85073
Grass is always greener. I miss celibacy. Women are succubi that only drain a man of his vitality
No.85074
You may as well call mine sex death.
No.85075
>>85074>>85074Huhhh-CHHH'YYYEEAAAHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM
SSSSSAAAAAAMMMMEEEZZZZ
but not becuz I'm having lots of incredible mind blowing orgasmically satisfying sex 24/7 that would lead to a death-to-us kind of situation because of just non-stop never ending sex where we're like practically glued to one another but in a hygienic sort of washing up in the shower and still having sex kind of way-UUUNNNNFFFFOOORRRTTTTUUUNNNAAATTLLLEEEYYYY
BUT HEY
at least I don't have gonoherpasyphilaids, so I can't complain.
No.85105
mmm it's filthy, you better believe it! wait till you hear about the size of the last dick that stretched my ass!!!!!
No.85110
>>85105youre not getting any dick goblin
No.85152
>>85110the "dick goblin" is what they call me for my long-standing cum harvesting reputation!
No.85154
>>85152you're incorrigible!
>>85074it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year?
No.85342
>>85058I jerked off in the shower this morning.
I'll be good for a week or two hopefully.
No.85343
fartychest fuckt me 3 months ago and tried to make me be in a relationship with him which i only agreed cuz i wanted sex but went no contact cuz he wanted to focus on his studdies 🙄
No.85344
>>85343he got a big dick?
No.85347
>>85343noone cares
>>85344why are you replying to yourself
No.85349
i am such a gay faggot, i am crazy for chocolate cocks. just wow, when a powerful african man makes me taste my own ass. now that's what i call heaven. mmmmm the taste of shit and rancid sperm of previous african men. amazinggg...
No.85376
>>85367youre a retarded faggot
>>85349imagine being this cringe and pathetic
No.85435
>>85376this cadre of anons obsessed with pointing out fake avids is so weird
there was never a real avid,dipshit! they're all "fake" it's always been like 10 gay dudes sharing a single trip to make it seem like there's a loser online 24/7
No.85441
>>85435there is a real avid, me, the retards posting gay shit are trying to leech off my name and they post impersonating me because it gets them replies, something their other non troll posts dont ever get, its classic attention whore behaviour
No.85490
>>85441post timestamped bellend to prove identity or stfu
>>85443they're all fake, there was never a real avid
No.85552
>>85490>there never was a real avidprove it
No.85554
>>85552The burden of proof is on you to prove that he was real to begin with.
No.85557
>>85552>no bellendI accept your admission of defeat
No.85573
I don't have sex.
No.85646
>>85604I bet you take the straw all the way down your throat like a good little wheyslut with no self respect
No.85713
>>85646i incubate the bottle in my ass during workout so it is nice and warm with added aromas when i am ready to consume it, then i take a nice long nap with my bare ass in the air
No.85779
>>85713you wouldn't mind if someone were to... take advantage of that posture while you slept, would you?
No.85781
>>85779only mind if they are not a virile african bull. i leave my door unlocked hoping for such. sometimes pakis gangrape me and it makes me mad, but i can't complain.
No.85850
>>85781can paki dicks even touch the sides of your massive boipucci?
No.85852
>>85850more projection lol
No.85875
You can tell we are in hell when a babe like Ellen Page chopped her tits off and started demanding people call her a man. I will never, ever forgive the kikes for this.
No.85878
>>85850they all have to be packed in at once like a tin of vienna sausages
No.85906
>>85878classic avid! putting the ASS in assimilation!
>>85880LEAVE HIM ALONE No.85907
>>85906why are you so gay?
No.86007
>>85907I learned it by watching you! okay?
No.90489
just creampied a thicc latina
chudcels could never
No.90493
>>90489noone cares incel
bbc's where it's at
No.90502
avid falls down his own butthole and wakes up in bbcland
No.90516
>>90502I would read this manga
