No.85577
Listen up, ya bunch of knuckleheads! This is Moe talkin', and Iām here to make one thing crystal clear: No Immigants Allowed in Moeās Tavern! Thatās right, no ifs, ands, or buts!
Now, just like I aināt letting any of them immigants in here, I aināt letting none of your funny business slide either. You bring any violent shenanigans into my bar āAI or otherwiseā and I'm tossin' you out on your keister faster than you can say 'flaming Moe.'
See that poor britbong sapās post over there? Iām leavin' it up as a prime example of what happens when you try to pull that garbage. I aināt nuking it, no sir. But your nonsense? Itās getting wiped clean like gum off the bar stools. Your mug shots will be gone, and you can forget about ever darkening Moeās door again!
Oh, and donāt think you can sneak one past ol' Moe. I got eyes everywhereāregulars from all over the place, half of āem never leave the house! So donāt even try it.
You're not welcome here, capisce?
No.85578
Listen up, you guys, 'cause I got somethinā to say! And you better pay attention, 'cause itās super important, okay? No Jews Allowed on my turf! Thatās right, Kyle! Iām lookinā at you, you stupid Jew! This is my domain, and I donāt want any of your Jew cooties all over it!
And donāt think for a second that Iām scared of what you might do, Kyle, 'cause Iāve got my mom to back me up! She says I can have all the cookies, cake, candy and Cheesy Poofs I want, and you know what? I aināt sharinā any of it with you Jews! None for you, Kyle! Hahaha!
But hey, if you try to mess with me, Iāll just tell my mom on you! Sheās gonna make sure I donāt get in trouble, and Iāll be sittinā pretty with my snacks while you cry into your stupid hat! So, yeah, Jews, youāre not welcome here, mākay? This is Cartmanās turf, and I make the rules! Nyaah!
No.85579
ban redx smiley goblinsaga and demod and ban phagtasm
No.85582
>>85580he looks to be high on opiates
No.85599
>>85596Correction*: Sept 8th
No.85640
>>85637We've all been spoiled by HDVs captivating beauty. That man is unsightly and you're a liar if you say otherwise.