No.91960
>>91959it's not rude it's the truth, noone here cares about whether you're masturbating or not
No.91961
>>91960I'm ascending to a higher plane of existence and your response is "no one cares"
No.91962
Nigga moving objects with his mind and the other guy like: idc
No.91970
reminder: you can fuck during nofap! find someone to fuck
No.91971
>>91962youre not moving shit with your mind retard
No.91983
>>91971He will! I believe in retard flag man!
>>91982That's called depression. I'm sorry for your loss of sex drive and inability to move objects with your mind like virulent, sex drive having autists can.
No.91994
>>91970Thats what I'm trying to do. Trying to find a girl to bring to my house.
No.91995
Haven't banged a girl in the longest time it's crazy I would literally go for virtually any girl. I'm just a headcase when it comes to intimacy. I'm thinking I should get a hotel and then do street approaches nearby. This is the entire point of nofap - to bang a girl.
No.91998
Keep yourself busy and stay offline to avoid NSFW content.
No.92005
>>91998Oh yeah I absolutely avoid porn immediately and entirely. I have to lol. I mean I just checked kohlchan and was looking at NSFW stuff for like 60 seconds and if I watch anymore I'm gonna spontaneously cum. Soz if that's gross to hear but it's the truth.
And also I can't even touch my dick because I'll cum in like a few seconds probably, I'm serious. Not kidding. Oh I mean touch as in like jerk, of course I can urinate and clean myself etc.
No.92006
My dick is like bursting right now I'm not kidding.
Btw I've mentioned this before, I had testicular torsion in my 20s so my left testicle is very small as I had testicular atrophy and I'm trying to basically "regrow" it however I can, I'm interested in eating raw bull's balls or something. I would try whatever sounds like it could work...
No.92007
Brothers I will be honest because I trust you all (well some of you anyway lol). And I am a man of truth, a WHITE MAN. It's been 10 years since I've had sex, it was like 2013 or something. I really just need to fuck a girl. I'm mid 30s and I'm a headcase when it comes to sex. I'm good looking actually I just need to go for it somehow. Pls help me I need to destroy some girl.
No.92010
>>92007>>92005>>92006Start training kegels and reverse kegels now. When doing sex you need to do a strong reverse kegel the entire time. Also put maximum strength hemorrhoid numbing cream on your thing 30 minutes before you expect sex (wipe it off before sex ideally)
These are easy ways to avoid instantly cooming from retention. The mental aspect is the most important but I believe that can only be attained after having regular access to sex
No.92012
>>92010Kegels is good, I wish someone would have told me that jelqing isn't though, a combination of that along with prone-style masturbation is probably why I'm impotent lmao
No.92013
I guess I answer my own question when I think about how my issue is location and how the solution is to move out. Guess I'll start looking at properties to lease in my price range for inspo. I have the funds to move out but I've been waiting a bit.
No.92014
>>92007It's been at least that long for me as well. I can count on the number of dates I'd gone on over that time on one hand. However given my infirmity it's probably best I just stay away
No.92016
Brothers should I pray, what should I do. There is a monster in me
No.92017
Wait are you guys fucking with me, I was just trying that kegel shit and I feel like its gonna make me come lol
No.92018
Going to sleep rn and idk how I'm not gonna have a wet dream or just unleash the beast and jerk off, I'm going crazy, guess I'll pray a bit though for guidance. I have my own deity.
No.92019
Yeah this is too much a problem I'll just focus on figuring out how to move out. Take it 1 step at a time but should be able to do it.
No.92023
>>92016you should stop posting here so we don't have to read your cringe shit
No.92024
>>92012>Kegels is good, I wish someone would have told me that jelqing isn't thoughIn fairness this is very uncharted territory. Modern medical science demands men be weakened, not strengthened. I tried jelqing briefly more than a decade ago, it's purely luck that I didn't end up with a similar condition to your own
>>92017>Wait are you guys fucking with me, I was just trying that kegel shit and I feel like its gonna make me come lolReverse kegels push away the urge to orgasm. Normal kegels can stop orgasm entirely but need to be reserved for directly stopping orgasm when it begins to arise
Reverse kegels constantly for sex. Normal kegels to stop orgasm when it starts to happen
One who can master this can dominate foids completely.
Admittedly though I've never went beyond 40 days of retention with an active sex life, so I'm not personally sure what the physiological effects would be
>>92019Spill the cup of Hermes and begin again with a pure mind. Never look at lustful images
No.92039
>2 gayboys talking back and forth about male genitals and male masturbation
disgusting
No.92049
>>92023This is a place for high IQ, spiritually advanced, racially aware pure hWhite men, of science and the arts, if you can't take it then hit the bricks pal.
No.92051
>>92024Brother who is this elf girl in your avatar lol, idk who she is
No.92052
>>92051>>92051Wtf that series seems amazing
No.92053
>>92051It's Marcille Donato from Dungeon Meshi (Delicious in Dungeon). It recently got an anime adaptation and is already renewed for another season.
No.92054
>>92053Yeah I really don't have time for anime but would love the manga... Damn so many things to do lol.
No.92056
>6 days of nofap
dude I get bluebells after 2 days, you must have low T
No.92057
>>92054The manga is complete, so you may as well read it. No worry of catching up then having to wait forever for it to finish.
No.92058
>>92039Talking about dicks and balls is GOOD retard!
No.92059
:DDD
No.92061
>>92055I'm the straightest man alive.
No.92062
>>92056"blue balls" idk what that shit is, just seems to be a term for sexual arousal. Yeah no shit I'm aroused
No.92068
Decided to ask my deity for help, I will do as she says, thank you all otherwise.
No.92069
We can kinda close this thread or leave it here, if I haven't said it well enough yet, thank you all for your support.
No.92070
>>92069?
Thought they gave you mod awhile back. Don't see a reason to close or delete it. It's cringe for people to talk about their masturbation or sex habits, but plenty of people do it on message boards like this so whatever. Only reason to close or delete it is if you are embarrassed by it.
No.92075
>>92070Oh soz yeah I'm a mod I meant close it as in, move on. ~~~
FLY YOU HANDSOME SPIRITS!
No.92079
>>92051It's the only flag from Dungeon Meshi for the time being. I watched the anime this last year and it started as a 7 and turned into a 10. Was good enough that I read the manga to finish the story, which was a solid 10 all the way through
>>92062Blueballs is when the sperm isn't released after sexual tension and so it has to go backwards. A painful process
>>92070>It's cringe for people to talk about their masturbation or sex habitsMy chickens fuck out in the open. It's no different or more shameful to them than is eating or drinking. Sex is common to all of life, and not one animal feels shame over natural biological functions
Puritanism makes no sense to me
No.92085
>>92079So we should be like Indians and shit in the streets because that's what animals do, too?
No.92087
>>92085I only partially agree with his sentiments, but animals are more mindful of where they shit than Pajeets are. Taking a walk through the woods you're going to see a lot less shit and garbage lying around than in a city.
No.92088
>>92087Animals shit wherever in both developed settings and the wilderness. I find shit from various animals on walks through the woods all the time. India has birds, cats, cows, dogs and monkeys shitting in the streets all the same. It's also worth mentioning that animals don't treat sex remotely like humans do. They don't talk about sex (at least not in a way that can be understood) and don't engage in sodomy (i.e. sexual acts for non-reproductive purposes, inb4 Bill science man said he saw a gay sheep one time so faggotry should be normalized) like humans do.
No.92090
>>92088Animals absolutely engage in sodomy. They aren't particularly discerning.
t. Animal owner
No.92092
>>92087There's a lot less animals per square mile in the woods than jeets per square mile in jeetland, and the poop can't biodegrade on concrete surfaces so it tends to be more visible.
When you walk around in a field or something though, a large portion of the topsoil is made of old animal poop. It's absolutely everywhere. That's why if you get dirt into a wound you'll get an infection often.
I think if you live in a fairly low density place, pooping on the ground is just fine. People did this for thousands of years. Romans and people in the middle ages used to collect human poop in piles and use it as manure for crops even, so called "gong farmers".
No.92093
>>92088>and don't engage in sodomy (i.e. sexual acts for non-reproductive purposes, inb4 Bill science man said he saw a gay sheep one time so faggotry should be normalized) like humans do.The reason people neuter their pets is because they will fuck anything.
No.92095
>>92090Not to a degree, in a manner or a quantity remotely comparable to humans, no.
No.92096
>>92095>[Animals engage in sodomy] Not to a degree, in a manner or a quantity remotely comparable to humans, noYou are correct. Humans are worse than animals and we should aspire to be more like them
No.92112
>>92096Don't hump my leg plz.
No.92183
Who was the clown that wrote that comment "no one cares about your masturbation habits" lol what an absolute fool. Lowest IQ comment of the decade award. I think it got deleted. "Sex doesn't matter" lol.
No.92188
>>92183? here:
>>91960Didn't make that post, though I don't entirely disagree with the sentiment. My first posts in this thread were telling you what the other anime elf flag is from and about closing the thread. I don't think anyone said that sex doesn't matter. At most, I implicitly voiced that I dislike the sexual depravity of humans, but I didn't make "no one cares" posts. That was probably avid being too autistic to ignore things he doesn't like, per usual.
No.92190
>>92183narc is stunned someone finds something they said shit
No.92197
>>92190Your IQ is sitting somewhere at the bottom of the Mariana trench.
