No.93803
At least one british cumslut here has been touched like a woman...
No.93804
>>93803I wonder who that is... really
No.93818
>>93804You're his BF though.
No.93822
>>93818Oh please, I don't even know this bloke...
I think. Was he the guy who nutted in me last friday? It's so hard to keep track of all the fat willies I've taken this week.
No.93827
>>93822 (checked)
dubs confirm avid is a nasty cumslut with absolutely no self respect
>>93802yea, it was alright
No.93829
I've had women touch me. It's hard to suppress my antisocial urge to immediately recoil. Not gay or anything, I am exclusively attracted to women, but I just don't like intimacy in general. I see my immediate family at least every other day and enjoy their company, but I don't feel comfortable hugging them even and I haven't done so in years (unless they initiate, which they don't often do themselves).
No.93842
No sex nor have kissed a woman for 10 years here. My powers are magnifying daily
No.96027
>>96019>if you're into anime girls like Artoria Perdragon and Sena Kashiwazaki you might be not true incel.Incel is literally short for "involuntarily celibate". If someone doesn't desire foids then they're asexual and fall into the category of voluntarily celibate
No.96061
>>96027you'd think that way, right? But that word has never had any meaning, the meaning is about whether women use it and how they define you as incel or not.
me btw
No.96062
Smiley has with that 57 yr old woman in a dumpster as they passed the crack pipe back and forth.
No.96065
>>96061Why would people who never interact with women and who's entire shtick is hating women allow women to define them?
No.96165
>>96065women live rent free in their pathetic incel brains
honestly we should just kill them
No.96166
>>96165Incels are ironically the solution to the female problem. They will eventually get lonely enough that they will become the women. They will destroy female spaces and their tight bussys will decrease the sexual market value of vaginas, undoing generations of women's rights movements in one fell stroke. Incels will finally get laid as well, curing them of their affliction.
No.96167
>>96065because white people don't season food, whore.
No.96171
>>93802of course
i mean i have had a thousand sex
with lots of women humans with my penis
in into their vaginas
lol sex is fun i know because i have had sex with my penis into a woman haha its great
No.96175
>>96166 (checked)
dubs confirm bussy will save the world
>>96171u r teh kewlzzz XD
No.96176
>>96171Based chad sex-haver ftw
No.96177
>>96176oh yes i have definitely have had sex
in a womans vagina with my penis
No.96178
avidcel y do u keep bumping ur cringe thread, we get it already, u prefer the touch of men. [-]
No.96183
>>96178I didn't make this thread
No.96192
yea i clean up her cats shit once a day on average, and i have been "developing a new behavioral pattern" where If i think of something to say I strategize when would be a good time to say it because i don't want to tire her out with non sequiturs. also i live in fear of her getting mad at me for leaving a small mess of some kind but i also clean up her messes a lot and am basically a pussy whiped houseboy for a crazy cat lady
i only pay 250 in rent which includes utilities etc, but she is about a month late replacing laundry washing machine and recently she brought a cat litter box in the KITCHEN
Better is a dry morsel [of food served] with quietness and peace Than a house full of feasting [served] with strife and contention.
No.96244
>>96176he's my fucking hero
johny bravo
No.96246
>>96192To live with cats is a blessed life, and a woman who loves cats probably has a good heart. This is a woman who would be a good mother.
No.96256
>>96246yeah I really love the stench of cat piss
No.96264
>>96246shes already had a few abortions and she screamed at me once for no good reason
No.96271
>>96264>shes already had a few abortionssounds fucked, dude
how did you even meet such a woman, damn
No.96275
>>96271i exaggerated I think it's only 2 abortions and neither was surgical...
met her on facebook , not like facebook dating, like schizo weird facebook
No.96279
>>96275>met her on facebook , not like facebook dating, like schizo weird facebookTell us how we can meet hot cat ladies on faceberg.
No.97185
>>96278kek
>>962791. Join groups or groupchats with lots of crazy pet ladies.
2. Make epic posts, comments, messages that ignite controversy and make them notice/remember you. This one has been pretty easy for me because i'm unusually intelligent and don't mind offending people
2.5 Like a few of her posts or pictures but not all of them. Use the Heart react sparingly if at all. Comment on her posts or pictures only if you have something useful/funny to say.
3. Dm them "Overshare to me" or just a funny gif like a fat chinese kid screaming . Do this only once or twice, otherwise the Crazy Pet Lady will tell people that you are annoying/creepy
there is no simple magic ticket to getting bitches for sex & or love but being Thoughtful without being a Simp is a good idea for distinguishing yourself from the other dudes who are probably also messaging the Pet Lady in question
No.97186
>>97185If I show them my own cat horde will they be impressed? Can I mog them with my cats to show I am the alpha male (leader of the cat horde) and a good provider?
>Do this only once or twice, otherwise the Crazy Pet Lady will tell people that you are annoying/creepyWhy are white women so damn weird about this shit? Feels like some horrible puzzle box.
No.97190
God I want to have sex with a woman's vagina so much
No.97191
Actually I got close with that hapa girl last last Sat or something so I sorta kinda broke my streak. God what a cutie, I lost her somehow and I'm trying to find her. She was crying and I was kissing her forehead and holding her hand :o
No.97199
>>97191You might have been hallucinating, bro.
No.97204
Current year women be like:
>if you can't handle me at my worst (being obese, smashing wine bottles on your head, fucking your father, divorce-raping you and destroying your employment prospects with false allegations), you don't deserve me at my best (lying on the bed like a pile of dirty laundry and allowing you to lift my fupa to lick my sweaty piss-soaked hairy snatch, microwaving TV dinner for my boyfriend's son)
No.97268
>>97199Wasn't high that day.
No.97281
>>97186>Feels like some horrible puzzle boxH'white women have such sights to show you
No.97297
>>97186just to clarify, when i said do this only once or twice, i meant if the girl isn't replying . if shes replying then u can keep messaging her without being (perceived as) a weirdo
showing off a horde of cats might work as a way to make yourself memorable or impressive, yea, as long as it doesn't make you look gross like you smell like cat litter , and as long as it doesn't make you seem like you're too attached to the cats like some kind of homo
but there are probably crazy chicks out there who wouldn't mind either of the above
however bear in mind what you're getting into..with the type of woman who would be impressed by a horde of cats, there's probably some drawbacks
No.97335
>>97297A woman impressed by a horde of cats. In H'what frick'n universe?
No.97340
>>97335When I've had women over they usually responded positively to the cat horde. Depends on the woman though.
No.97377
Anyone consider convict-MAXXing? Everyone knows women love criminals. Nobody wants to go to jail, but what if you just lie about it on your profile?
No.97379
>>97377>>97377You wind up with a woman who will roofie you, tie you up and you'll wake up with everything stolen from your house. Don't do it. You're not fooling anyone. You'll just set out bait for terrible people to gut you. Lie about it on your profile? Are you trying to bring in the worst people imaginable? Do you understand herpes and AIDS are for life?
No.97389
>>97377I always suggest this to incels. It's a tried and proven strategy that works far better than any looksmaxx shit. Doesn't even seem to matter what the crime is. As a reminder, chris-chan has a child on the way now and got a girlfriend after going to prison for
fucking his mentally retarded mother. Literally just steal a chocolate bar or something and bitches will be all over you.
>but what if you just lie about it on your profileWomen seem to have a sixth sense for this sort of shit. You don't even need to brag about it. They just know. Likewise I think they'd catch you in a lie probably unless you were extremely confident. It's def worth a shot, I mean what do you have to lose?
No.97397
>>97379Why do you think this?
No.97406
>>97389Is there concrete evidence he fucked his mom? I thought he was saying that because he wanted to impress that beaner who had toe fungus and a glownigger dad so he could bang her, Isabella or something.
No.97407
>>97406He was convicted for incest so, a jury thought there was enough evidence. I don't think chris ever tried to deny it.
No.97411
>>97407I don't see anything about a conviction on CWCiki, just a dismissal of the charge due to autism.
No.97417
>>97411Seems you're right, but he did spend two years in jail while the trail concluded. The charges being dropped doesn't mean he did or did not do it.
I wonder how many millions of dollars this retard has cost taxpayers.
No.97456
>>97389CWC is a world famous outsider artist that has only had three sexual partners; a hooker, his mother and a midget
No.97519
>>97517How much are the "met in a bar or restaurant" just people too retarded to understand the question-i.e. they literally met through an online service but they actually "met" in person at a restaurant?
No.97522
>>97519 I was wondering the same thing. Weird that it's trending up.
No.97532
>>97519>>97522 (checked)
urban hipsters love bars
