No.94758
put some porn on, tug your penis until youre about to ejaculate, grab a cup, ejaculate in a cup, then gentle rub your ejaculate into your sore muscles
hey presto in a week of this twice a day you will be cured
No.94761
>>94756don't give a single fuck
>>94758you should fucking die
No.94764
Do dead hangs from your pull up bar
Also, make sure your computer monitor or screen of choice is level with your brow line (this is very important-stack your monitor on some books or other miscellanea if need be)
No.94767
>>94763this but dont forget to ejaculate multiple times
No.94769
>>94761>you should fucking diewhat?! why!?
No.94771
>>94758>>94763>>94767>>94769Thank you cartoon girls. Thank you for the laughs. I'll actually try the cum thing g but I've been trying to jerk off and I actually can't (what a nightmare right?). I've also had poor bladder control.
Yeah I e had codeine and ibuprofen. Sorta want to get high on dxm soon but um pretty sure ur not supposed to combine it with codeine. Stret thing actually feels good, I'll try the pull up bar thing. Yeah my monitor is already sitting on books.
>>94761Thanks Avid, even you.
No.94772
>>94771*Stretching feels good.
No.94780
Might be time for a new mattress op.
No.94782
>>94780Nah my mattress is alright. I need to move out but it's a sorta separate issue. I'm gathering documents, when I can, to make applications to move out of my parents house. I've recently made trades and made some income, it's incredibly exciting. Thank you for your support everyone here, my brothers, seriously. The pain is lifting somehow anyway...!
No.94783
I feel like Wolverine heh. Drinking alcohol - just a little - to cope with this pain.
No.94784
Maybe kidney stones.
No.94785
>>94784IT'S ALL GOOD BROTHER THE PAIN IS LIFTING. THOR IS COMING THRU ME AND HEALING ME. AND LADY GAGA. WEW!!! THANK YOU ALL
No.94792
>>94791THANK YOU SAILOR MOON CARTOON GIRL!!! Seriously the pain is so bad I barely know who I am right now. I feel like Wolverine for some reason, shirtless, drinking to deal with pain. Anyway I love you all, thank you!
No.94793
>>94792I mean the pain is bad but is lifting, idk. I'm growing stonger. Thank u all.
No.94818
I'll miss you...
No.94838
Dammit the pain is back again. Seems to come and go?
>>94818Wdym...
I'm on a weird cocktail of drugs now. Codeine, ibuprofen, dxm, alcohol. Not all at the same time, not really, but it must be toxic regardless...
No.94839
>>94838Being cheeky since you said you're dying.
No.94886
have you tried growing a pair
No.94926
>>94886a pair of what?
a pair of slippers? a pair of glasses? a pair of trousers? a
No.94980
Yeah the pain is coming and going but I think its mostly going now. I think I really mostly just want an opioid to deal with the pain, so maybe I'll see a doc just to try get that, or SOMETHING, anyway. I guess I can see a doc nearby, the money isn't an issue. Thanks everyone.
No.94981
Go to a chiropractor dude heh
No.94982
>>94842Oh shit, I literally wrote this like 30 minutes ago and I FORGOT, thats how weird this pain is, but I was just about to say I could go to a doc nearby. Oh my god this pain is doing things to me. The thing is I just hate waiting at doctors. But thank you I'll, I think this is a decision I have to make. I can call an ambulance I guess and ask them for advice.
No.94991
hang from a tree branch, it will help decompress your spine
if there are no trees near use the corner of a kitchen bench, place hands on either side and bend legs and hang there
No.94994
>>94993you sound paranoid
No.95002
>>94991Thanks I'll try that, or a pull up bar. Yeah stretching it feels real good.
>>94993Lol, what do you mean you barely knew me? YOU ALL KNOW ME! I AM THE 99.7% PURE WHITE MAN!!! I AM 0.3% BLACK (it gives me extreme uncontrollable monkey savage dark black, black magic, mystic energy power the power of absolute darkness, monkeybrain, just this absolute TOUCH of monkeybrain gives me gigantic powers, I'm just like Hitler XDDD).
No.95003
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "HEART ATTACK", I _AM_ THE HEART ATTACK!!! I WILL ATTACK THE HEART ATTACKER!!!
No.95004
>>95002you should hang from pullup bars while you jerk off
No.95016
if it does turn out to be heart problems, u can blame ur dxm, that shit is really bad for ur heart if u abuse it in the long term. get sober or continue being retarded
No.95017
>>95016Brother I am the Dextromethorphanman. I've used DXM like 1000+ times by now lol. Like who knows how many times I've used it. Started at 27, now I'm 34, almost 35, I'm living proof of it's safety. My absolute favourite drug lol. "Without DXM life was a mistake" - NietzscheUberDXMMan
No.95421
>>95016I was thinking about this comment in my sleep.
Now its my time to say... Get ready for it... Get ready...
LEAVE DXM ALONE!
