>>95675I've never had nor heard of this Caribbean bullshit.
>>95725what kind of tea? please be as specific as possible about every aspect of the tea and how you prepare it. I drink herbal tea in the evenings mainly, Yogi brand, they have inspirational messages printed on the tea bag tags, messages like "Uncage your heart, free your heart, let it be wild" or "Be kind to yourself" or "Even a journey of a thousand miles starts with a first step" .
>>95726seems a bit gross to drink instant coffee
anyways YET AGAIN I'm a few swigs into the day's second serving of acrid Cafe Bustelo coffee mellowed by organik Kalona low temp vat pasteurized non homogenized whipping cream. My stomach doesn't feel great which is partly from today's Bustelo and partly from last night's half bag of marshmallows with Banana bread. I have free time to visit this playpen right now because gf is out shopping for a new mattress cuz her cats pissed and shitted on old one. I'm "supposed to" go buy her christmas presents this afternoon but I don't feel like it just yet. I bet we'll both hate most of the presents the other one gets us. Have any of you twats read O. Henry's short story "Gift of the Magi"? It's about an impoverished couple who get each other unfortunate Christmas presents.
anyways here is a tier list of some of the types of tobacco I've smoked
God tier: none of them. i haven't yet smoked a tobacco that wasn't deeply flawed
Bargain tier. Gambler Regular Pipe Tobacco. With this I can spend less than a dollar a day on smoking.
Bitch tier: Bugler
Cunt tier: Largo
Fag tier: American Spirit. If you're lucky enough to get a pouch of American Spirit tobacco that isn't horribly dry and stale and crumbly, it is the strongest smoke you'll ever have. However it is mostly smoked by hipster faggots, hence it being in Fag tier. Anyways American Spirit tobacco is processed with Ammonia in a way so as to convert the nicotine to a more quickly available "Freebase" form kind of like Freebase Crack Cocaina. That's why they have the strongest buzz. I never buy this anymore because it's like 15$ for enough to last like 3 days and they're always dried out and crumbly.
Weird old faggot tier: Drum. Drum is usually alright but I once had some European Drum that tasted like barbeque sauce. Disgusting.
Dad tier: Sir Walter Raleigh (Pic related). I don't know if I've ever smoked this but my dad used to, with a Pipe.
Shit tier with diearea and puke: Marbloro, Cumel, L&M etc., every pack of cigarettes is a piece of shit, fuck off
Other fag tier: Captain black, Peter stokeye (the guy who makes Amsterdam Shag and Norwegian Shag and Danish Export)