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 No.64044[Reply]

Cast the jakkers in their inevitable biokinematographique
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 No.64978

>>64976
Is there a problem with on-topic posts? Every foky thread isn't a real thread. It's just a foky thread.

 No.64999

>>64951
at least he's not licking nigger erections like you, avid

 No.65001

>>64978
>foky this
>foky that

literally obsessed

 No.65006

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>>64975
I want to sleep like this cade. Goodnight 4chon.

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 No.23357[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Is online dating and the mass population die off it will result in actually eugenic?
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 No.64998

>>64986
Why would I want to chadfish though

 No.65005

>>64998
To frustrate yourself with all the pussy you can't have.

 No.65008

>>65005
>>43957
>>64986
all this shit looks like some cuck fetish related, also throw in some a.tate (a known bisexual vogue dancer) videos and crypto gambling and asmrwebcamgirls for financialruin and to ramp up the sleaze

probably sponsored by cuckfetishforums.org

 No.65009

>>65005
>>65008
I am pretty good looking after shopping myself and I have 70 matches on Hinge right now, 250 on Tinder, gathered over a year or 2 or something. I think its a decent amount. I think I get like 2 matches a day on Tinder but I can barely be bothered swiping the 50s girls daily. I've never met a woman from OLD yet though I've been somewhat close, a girl was going to come over on nye and she liked that I had a free house. Its hard to bother using OLD because of the ghosting or just lack of replies.

 No.65020

>>42593
That picture isn't too far from the actual man himself these days.



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 No.39571[Reply]

Can we get a /fringe/ board please? 8kun is unusable and we have no worthy /fringe/ successor yet.
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 No.64929

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>old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/y4g5qy/korchnoi_vs_maroczy_1985_playing_dead_grandmasters/

Spoopy hehh

 No.64985

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hehh

 No.64987

>>64929
I will refrain from reading that, reddit-cuckold-guy

 No.64989

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>>64987
I will slap ur ass raw narcdwarfbish

*slap slap*

 No.64991

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 No.46622[Reply]

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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 No.50273

>>50264
Lmao shut the fuck up
>"the jew cries in pain as he strikes you"

 No.50275

>>50273
The trannies alter ego tackers into the keyboard as soon as you start to speak the truth

 No.50287

>>50275
You wish faggot, id make a good trap but im not into that shit

 No.50290

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>>46622
>Your parents are proud and happy for you

 No.64984

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Lifefuel /v/ros... We're so back



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 No.25815[Reply]

You WILL be judged mercilessly on first impressions by HR roasties

>He, like, didn't show enough warmth and empathy. He didn't know our Core Strategic values.


You WILL be bossed around by a Project Manager middle aged woman with no college degree who knows nothing about what anyone does.

>Anon, it's been two days and you haven't updated the Priority List, Strategic Plan, Delivery Stakeholder Engagement


>Anon, when I asked how many semi colons in your code at the weekly Status-Enhancing-For-Me overly big meeting where I can show Leadership, you said you had to quote get back to me unquote. You're not showing enough grip on this highly valuable project.


You WILL be judged on your social skills above ALL else.

>Anon, you've been meeting your targets but the stakeholders say they're worried about your lack of personal presence in meetings. You haven't been showing enough strategic vision or promoting innovative synergies. What, you want specific examples of what you need to do? Please, act professional.


You WILL hear about Becky's and Stacey's and Karen's families and boyfriends and they WILL bring them up in conversation by first name and act puzzled when you ask who they're talking about.
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 No.42498

>>42496
Ok, the Karen haircut + ear ring looks whimsical on the UX guy because that specific female haircut is supposed to communicate, to confirm that it is a female by hiding her narrow face and small jawline behind the straight hair as soon as she turns and tilts her small round head, it emphasizes how small her head is, it even more hides her already small cheeks and jaw, and immediately aligns with line of her narrow round shoulders. For a guy it's opposite, it does not check out, but super-emphasizes the wide and long face with jaw popping forwards, also the large straight forehead and hits 90deg against the big shoulders, it doesn't work out, it looks like a tiny birds nest falling sideways from his big dumb head. The contrast is emphasis and de-emphasis of features. Complete inversion of the intention, stupidity, autism, hypocrisy, lack of nature and aesthetics.

 No.42499

>>42498
>I'll appear feminine if I wear what girls wear, that'll do it because girls wear stuff that girls wear because they're girls so I'll be the girl huh simple as

 No.42587

shitcrypto that is mined by returning unsealed products to amazon within 30 days

shitcrypto that is mined by ddosing fbi.gov

shitcrypto that is mined by increasing claimed holocaust victims in wikipedia and retaining the value for 2 months

shitcrypto that is minded by committing a unique name, changing your legal name to it (once common names are all taken) and ensuring it's listed in the sex-offender public registry

 No.42588

>>42587
>shitcrypto that is mined by increasing claimed holocaust victims in wikipedia and retaining the value for 2 months
exponentially bigger gains if value is reduced below the (((historian))) accredited baseline

 No.64980

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 No.61189[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Imagine a society where the women were chaste, demure and loyal.

Imagine a world where your wife was a beautiful virgin on your marriage night, never having the stain of another man. Imagine a world where your beautiful and youthful wife never ages; as the years pass you grow older and older but she remains the same. Imagine a world where she has the same exact interests as you: history, philosophy, Christ.

Imagine your virgin wife taking great care to dutifully and attentively provide the selfless nurturing of your children and maintaining an impeccably clean home. Your loyal unto death virgin wife will instinctively cater to your every sexual desire without a moment’s pause. A virgin wife who knows her place.

Now imagine a world where your virgin wife knows the lore behind your favorite video game, movie, tv show. And imagine, if you will, a virgin wife that is infinitely more racist, antisemitic and homophobic than you could ever dream to be. Oh, I know you men of flesh and blood desire this utopian world, but why is it unable to be achieved?

The truth of the matter is that it is possible to be achieved, but only through the intertwining of blood and steel.

I am, of course, speaking of a robo-wife. A personally customizable robo-wife IS the future for the proud and powerful White man. It shall be forbidden for a cursed female human to engage in sexual relations with a robo-husband. The Lord God finds such pairings to be reprobate and abominable.

Go forth, White man, and claim your destiny by right of conquest.
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 No.64970

>>64964
Mirin is NOT GAY!

 No.64977

>>64970
it actually is

 No.64979

>>64977
You're well-known to be the expert on that, having licked multiple erections

 No.65086

>>64979
you are fat and ugly

 No.65226




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 No.14776[Reply]

This is why I don't come to this site anymore.

HDV you failed bro, just close the shop it's over.
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 No.64878

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HDV check your PM quick

 No.64882

This has been slid

 No.64883

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The rogue mod has now also bumplocked the redpilled anti-tranny thread rather than just moving it to /new/

When mod removal?

 No.64903

>>64883
>Foky is too retarded to know that threads auto-sage after it hits a certain amount of replies.



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 No.57661[Reply]

Today is the 3rd anniversary of the death of David Dees
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 No.57751

Who?

 No.57769

Didn't know that guy either

 No.61348

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Miss dis here lill nibbarino like u wouldn't believe

 No.61349

Only good political cartoonist.

 No.64893

Another thread that """belongs on /new/"""

Love calling the hipocrisy out



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 No.61923[Reply]

Im ghey lol
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 No.62000

>>61999
how close up is close-up?

 No.62003

helooooo, AVAD!!!

 No.62095

lol heh

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 No.64890

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Spongebob = Me
Squidward = Ur mom



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 No.63041[Reply]

ehlp mdos ther eis an dwarfCuNTy spam on ftr on peg
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 No.64888

up



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 No.47330[Reply]

Are you tired of seeing...

>dwarf bad
>smiley gay

?????????????

THEN SAY MORE!

NARCBEGONE Is that latest line of products from the elusive NobodyCares enterprises!

And I'm gonna fill you in on how you can use this top of the line Technology!

Cost? How much? Monthly what!?

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 No.47746

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>>47656
Did you seriously just fricking deadname right now?

Not cool, added to cringe folder.

 No.62980

Woah it works! Rated 5 stars 🌟

 No.63039

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 No.63075

>>63039
Sick burn lol haha

 No.64811

Heh



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 No.61723[Reply]

666

I am back and we are back

To destroy smiley more

The first time resulted in meth

The second time will result in death

We are of the death, of the evil, of the light

There is no escape

He will suffer, this is it, this is the final stretch, this is the ending
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 No.64711

>>64680
our all-start light communicator

 No.64795

We love smileyanon

 No.64800

>>64795
no, we hate everything associated with smileberg

 No.64803

>>64800
you dont speak for me bitch, smiley is alright, i hope he gets off the drugs because drugs are trash

 No.64805

>>64803
he's a kike and I hope he dies

you're probably a kike, too



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 No.64165[Reply]

Hello how do i perhaps gain 6 digit income through illustration

Whats the summary of things i do to gain the traffic of such
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 No.64590

>>64582
I talk to myself out loud at home, it does actually help to get my thoughts out. One reason why I'm hesitant to move is I'll need to find somewhere with enough privacy to keep talking to myself heh hmm...

 No.64596

>>64574
That is one of the most common accidents when horseback riding.

 No.64620

use the law of attraction

 No.64626

>>64620
Why don't starving niggers in africa use the law of attraction to get food?

 No.64630




 No.1600[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

So uh…my uh….my friend got this thing a short time ago like I said. It's a device that is supposedly able to reduce plaque in the veins of the penis that can constrict blood flow and compromise the ability to have uh…normal function. I-..my friend has suffered intimacy issues his entire life and I… he did a lot of secondhand research on acoustic wave therapy for male intimacy issues which has existed for a decade or so, by now. However, because healthcare in the US is in a bad way for wagies these days it wasn't realistic to pursue this treatment. This device is comparable to those used in clinics, just with some safety features to prevent laypeople from injuring themselves.

I've…my friend only used it once so far because despite the fact that he'd bought it back in late December today was the first day my-my friend's parents were both away.

My friend informed me that it was loud and scary at first but an ultimately painless and simple process. He's looking forward to seeing if his results mimic those of the many totally-not-paid testimonials on the website. Thank you for reading this story about my friend's unfortunate problem, he was hoping to start a family some day and he thinks this might be his only shot
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 No.63761

>Virgin At 36 - Deal Breaker?

 No.63829

>>63750
If everyone did the "love don't judge" thing, including the jewish billionaires that own the planet, then the world would actually be a pretty nice place

 No.63834

>>63829
Probably not. Everybody would be a meek little homo, afraid to get others to actually do anything, or have any standards.

 No.63869

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( - )

 No.64540

>thought I had ED and PE
>Turned out I just wasn't getting fully erect for years, because my cock wasn't get enough blood due to stimulant use
t.not HDV's friend. All drugs have their price.



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 No.782[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Discuss Exercise and Diet Ideas below!
>t. still running 20 miles a week but haven't been lifting as much
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 No.64227

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 No.64279

Which TRT agents should i cop nibbas

Thinkgen bout dem SARMs

 No.64477

>>64279
But they're bad for you

 No.64478

Ive never been fatter than yet found a lovely girl a couple weeks ago, bulk belly for love

 No.64479

>>64478
Couple years older and mental in a cute way, all I did was feel drawn to being around and sweet to her, despite having severe retardatiobs it worked bros r8



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