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 No.73724[Reply]

tfw now this one looks so cool
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 No.73841

>>73838
How was your coffee prepared? This morning I tried out 14g dark roast plus 14g decaf, ground in my Baratza Encore on setting 12. I always do the inverse brew in my aeropress, 85C water temp, fill up almost to the brim and stirred the brewing chamber with my temp sensor. Stopped the brew at 75C slurry temp, stirred a bit and put on the cap with the soaked filter and pressed into a preheated cup ( bit of lactose free milk and two sugar cubes nuked in microwave for 15 seconds while the brew was going ). Intense coffee flavor but tasted slightly over extracted even with milk, so will adjust grinder setting by one tick tomorrow while keeping everything else as is). I wish I had an autistic gf who likes to experiment with coffee brewing methods with me or at least enjoys doing blind taste tests with me for fun and to develop our taste for good coffee together. Ah well, it was not perfect but the taste blows away the coffee out of the coffee machine at work, it's not even funny. And the Aeropress is cheap and easy to clean so I decided to not get an manual espresso machine like the Flair85 that I wanted to get but it's too impractical for everyday use and it's a bit expensive for what you get. I should have bought smaller bags of beans because it'll take me a while to go through 1kg of beans and I'm curious about other brands of beans but I guess this leaves me a lot to look forward to. We have a specialty roaster in the town where I live and I'll splurge a bit on my 40th birthday to get a bunch of lightly roasted speciality beans. I can't wait to find my favorite type of bean. :) I know, I shouldn't use milk and sugar but the dark roast is a bit much without the mellowing effect of fat from the milk.

 No.73842

>>73838
muh word salad

 No.73852

>>73842
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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 No.73920

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>>73724
cool car webm



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 No.52783[Reply]

Anyone hungry for moar?
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 No.55904

>>55878
true

 No.55914

>>54388
I farted

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 No.99938

haha lol poop shit farts

 No.99959

haha fart



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 No.65016[Reply]

Fluttershy is eating my poop again
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 No.69511

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 No.69517

>>69511
Dude why is your poop so liquid? You have an illness.

 No.69518

>>69511
Being a chicken is pure suffering.

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 No.69573

>>69520
fake and really gay



 No.81409[Reply]

Beautiful /fit/ white monogamous married couple with children together.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CxIV_6DMoeu/?igsh=a2ZtdDFhMXF3bnF3
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 No.81600

>>81599
That's all awful and weird. The lip fillers, tan, whatever it is that she's putting into herself. I guess (?) these people unironically think what they're doing is healthy?

 No.81604

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I was watching this recently/yesterday. I guess it's inspiring to some but it's really pretty cringe.

Roids... For what? And if you know what drugs do then you know its all drugs. There are so many other things they could do, some of which they still seem to do (hiking/camping/urban exploration), but still. And the girl (Abigail White) broke off with her "Christian"... (hmm) boyfriend Alex Eubank and a few months later had some colon inflammation (iirc) emergency which almost killed her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY2mYCg6gqs

 No.81606

>>81600
>>81604
Disgusting

 No.99939

more like shit-wife



 No.62770[Reply]

i literally just had an "are you winning son?" situation occur. my dad aksed me what i was doing on my laptop and i told him i was making a creative project that will one day make me tons of money. i didn't lie to him. i told him the truth. but he was all weird about it. what is it with boomers? is it just dementia or a lifetime of zog brainwashing?
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 No.62907

>one day
never

 No.62923

>>62809
She's still looking pretty good for six months homeless.

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 No.62945

>>62926
Nonce, not even clicking that shit

 No.62954

>>62926
Too old



 No.72681[Reply]

Dude dude geodude. Dude dude dude? Geo duuude geeoo dude geodude dude! Geodude geo geo geodude! Dude duude, Geo! Geeeeeoooooo~
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 No.73273

>[ - ]

 No.73278

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>>73273
>[geo]

 No.73999

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DUUUUUDE! GEOOOOO!!!!!!!! Dududude!!

 No.74005

Based and Dude pilled

 No.74023

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i HaVe A wEbSiTe



 No.75475[Reply]

ban dogisaga, I'm sick of the sight of the fat stupid cunt, samefagging and shitting up this place all the fucking time

HDV grow some balls and kick this fat fucking cunt to the curb
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 No.79958

>spams ban dogisaga several times a day on a dead board
>demands "free speech" and that no one gets banned >>76197
>demands he himself gets banned >>51539

avid can't you channel your autism or whatever mental illness you have to something more productive? richard stallman used his autism to create the GNU Project and Free Software Foundation.

 No.79962

>>79947
HDV isnotrael

 No.79965

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>>79950
>le related image

 No.79966

>>79958
shut up retard



 No.72383[Reply]

Omg what the fuck
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 No.72497

>>72485
They don't like me very much. I've noticed.

 No.72509

>>72500
TikTok

Nigger are you serious?

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 No.72512

>>72500
I'm already back on there and there's also nothing that seething power tripping mod can do about it.



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 No.64051[Reply]

la creatura
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 No.67086

>>65904
That tranny takes it up the ass and has blood coming out of their pooper on the regular.

 No.67090

Dogstrailia has explosive anger issues.

 No.67187

>>67090
dogstralia needs to be mincraftily poisoned with ricin

 No.67442

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FUCKING PIG XDDDDD!!!!

 No.67800

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 No.61619[Reply]

what do you say to somebody with nasty facial hair?

"scrape off that cum-beard"
"do you catch cum in that beard"
"do other men ejaculate often in your beard"
"do other men appreciate that they can dry their dicks in your beard"
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 No.62820

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>>62810
Look, I fucked a 54 year old methhead bitch, but I wouldn't fuck you. You are not attractive and are delusional to think that. You just have desperate men, men more desperate than me, around you giving you false feedback. You are nothing special. Get rid of this nonsense idea you're "attractive". You look like a mentally disturbed person with inferior dark eyes and dark hair. Yeah you're not a nigress or a chinkess so you've above these subhumans but for a white person you're really ugly. And the sad thing? It's an ugliness that can't be fixed; it's not like obesity or something is causing you to be ugly. As far as I can tell this is a good as you'll ever look. My 54 year old gf is better looking than you, she has prettier eyes, red hair, freckles, is tall. You are just… mediocre. If I was married to you I'd have to get you to wear a mask so as not to publicly embarrass me as people would taunt me for having an ugly girlfriend. I don't know what is worse; having an old girlfriend or an ugly one… ah I think I'll stick with my old lady. A woman's value usually comes down to her looks because women don't have anything else to offer in terms of character, virtue, intelligence, etc. so if you don't even have that then you are just nothing but a miserable femcel who will only be pursued by the most bestial and subhuman of "men" that would fuck anything. The best you could do is get a sperm donation from a real man like me because I wouldn't stick around to raise the child with you, you're too ugly to have around, hopefully my superior genetics would be an upgrade for your lineage else the child might curse me forever for having given you my seed.

 No.62824

>>62820
Kek i'm stealing this

 No.62830

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>>62819
>>62820
You should consider NewSmile's aligner (removable alternative to braces), they're a new, cheaper competitor to Invisalign. It's $2000 for their whole kit and 3d dental scan. They could fix your crooked teeth in 6 months.

 No.62831

>>62830
but none of that can fix smiley's crooked soul

 No.62833

>>62810
>Don't you go moist over him now?
He turns all women moist.



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 No.76794[Reply]

is this just 4chan with slighty more features and less boards
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 No.76945

>>76903
put a bag over that head and enjoy the juicy funbags

 No.76953

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 No.76956

>>76945
est shit goblin

 No.77503

>>76794
We say nigger.

 No.77505

>>76945
kill yourself you ugly fucking monster



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 No.50353[Reply]

I have amnesia and can't remember most of my life and what I can remember is slipping away. I only have feelings to go on about most things now as I just can't remember shit. It's really odd when you interact with someone who knows you, and you know that you know them, but you don't actually remember anything about them / anything we've ever done in the past. I got hit over the head several months ago and I don't remember shit from my life... but I have feelings about it and what I feel about it is that it's for the better that I really had nothing going for me that was worth remembering.
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 No.76373

>>50353
you do know you can stop that little voice in your head right? that's probably why you can't remember shit, because you're not on the course of remembering things, your mind could be too preoccupied with narrating your current circumstances to be able to narrate past experiences

 No.76376

Oh. Now I get to fondly be reminded of the time smilys ex childhood bff smacked the back of his head with bolt cutters, left and cut off contact. Smileys ex childhood bff. Doing the lords work.

 No.76442

you were probably a lemon originally

many people started out as lemons that were transformed into humans by dark magic

their role is to watch real people for some unknown purpose

they are generally not malicious

 No.76462

>>76442
Correction*: lemming

 No.76480

>>76442
No wonder all these these niggas out here so sour with they lemon head lookin' ahh loool



 No.51381[Reply]

Redpill me on the Mr. Beast situation

1. Who tf is Mr. Beast?
2. Who is the troon?
3. What's their endgame?
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 No.73147

>>73115
Adding mass when you're a manlet is about as easymode as it gets, also he isn't big at all.

 No.73156

>>73115
I just want big cocks to penetrate all of my orifices and fill them with cum 24/7. I'm so upset I'm not being filled atm. I just want to be a sissy cum slut with no self respect at every second of the day. I hate that I hate to shit and eat. It takes every second away from me being a cock sleeve filled with cum.

 No.73157

>>73147
I'm just kidding! Tee hee! Pewdiepies cock in all of my orifices now! Filling me up with his cum! That's what dreams are made of!

 No.73162

>>73156
Every cock is big! Small cocks don't exist! I'll take every cock on planet earth! Forget Debbie does Dallas! This is avid has the world do him! I need all the cocks and cum at every hour and second of the day! I need cum shots all over my body when taking a shit, when showering, when doing anything that I'm not able to take all of the cocks into my body! I may be a dreamer but I'm not the only one! I love being a sissy cumslut cumdumpster cocksleeve! It's a beautiful thing and it's not just a phase mom! This is who I really am!

 No.73193

>>73162
>>73156
>>73157
Try harder slobisaga



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 No.78534[Reply]

im actually so tired of trying to date atp but i just want someone who loves me. ironic that im asking an imageboard how to get a bf but its the only option i have left. give me any advice u might have, anything helps.
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 No.78607

>>78534
I don't even know what this shit means but other people are calling you a tranny and that's pretty based if I do say so myself heh

 No.78608

>>78534
Post ur dick

 No.78609

linkedin dot com is full of IT guys with stable, easy going careers and lotsa mone (relative to the wast majority of wagies) but not a lot of charisma and confidence irl so they'll settle maybe

 No.78613

every site is a dating site if you're indian enough

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 No.58882[Reply]

Cutting contact with my mom was the best decision I've ever made. My only regret is that i made it so late, at 30. Literally every day since is better than the last, I have no anxiety anymore, no panic attacks, it's like the storm cloud over me is gone now. I'm going out more, I'm eating better, even my spending is under control and it's only been a year. All the internal hatred and bitterness I've had inside I focused it on her and now that she's gone from my life those feelings are gone too.

I'm free my god. I'm finally free.
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 No.59181

>>59174
>This is cheesy, not particularly poetic, insightful or anything but last night I commented to my wife "if you bring light to the darkness, then there is no more darkness"
Did you write the script for kingdom hearts?
>I think perhaps weed pushed me over the edge finally and now I'm just a full blown schizo and I love it
I've smoked weed a few times in my life and basically I can't focus on anything and as a result time seems to skip forward, because I can't even remember what I've been doing. Nasty shit is what it is. I've had worse experiences on weed than K2, which caused me to visually hallucinate. It without a doubt exacerbates underlying mental issues.

 No.59187

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>>59181
>Did you write the script for kingdom hearts?
Never played it. Never watched a single minute of gameplay. All I know of it is something something Sephirot

I went PC + (N64 -> Xbox -> Xbox 360) build as a child. Playstation always looked like garbage

>It without a doubt exacerbates underlying mental issues

Based

Right now I'm "smoking" a Delta 6a10a THC cartridge
I prefer it over many strains of medical marijuana
Alhamdulilah

 No.59188

I'm going to do this when I move out
I hate womxn

 No.60015

Update: Visited parents, mostly to take dad out to a nice restaurant. I walked in a she was just standing in the kitchen looking at me with a stupid face, I made a disgusted grimace and walked out with my dad.

Made my day.

 No.60016

>>60015
>Made my day
SAD!



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