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 No.115350[Reply]

I am teaching my princess parrot to recognise objects and colours (with small wicker balls she likes to play with already) to see if I can mimic the experiments with Alex the African Grey parrot. Ultimately I want to raise awareness of these creatures because they are considered "aloof aviary birds" to help stop the aviary trade, but she's genuinely the smartest parrot I've ever owned. She really likes green because it sounds like her flock call. I'm trying to stay still when I do it so I don't prime her like Clever Hans the horse (which tbh still shows horses are quite intelligent). Pic related was me just starting out with green only.

She can pick green every time and blue most of the time when I ask, even when switching balls, and she's already making soft vocalisations. Do you guys believe there is validity to the notion parrots can understand language/communicate using human language?

 No.115355

From what I'd ever been told is that they can mimic the vocalizations but don't actually understand it. If it has or can be proven otherwise that'd be cool though.

My dog seems to be above average intelligence despite being completely untrained. One example is he will signal that he wants to come in the house by getting up on his hind legs and placing his forelegs on the sliding door handle, imitating what he sees humans do when they open the door for him.

 No.115356

>>115355
I don't necessarily expect her to be a talker (as a general rule, the girls don't mimic speech), but if she can identify objects and colours, that's pretty smart tbh and communication via touch.

 No.115379

I'm convinced that these birds are smarter than most humans. Most humans don't have object permanence or empathy because they're just too stupid for it.

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 No.78510[Reply]

You'll never get taken seriously with a face like this. Imagine getting mogged that hard by Shapiro - he looks like a hawk compared to him. He (first guy) looks like he'd get knocked out with a light punch. He needs to lie in some kind of face pulling contraption for a few week.
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 No.115322

>>115321
is this business profitable for you?

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 No.115385

what face type is this

 No.115386

>>115385
celtic

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 No.115384[Reply]

brb doing this


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 No.114749[Reply]

what causes this?
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 No.114884

>>114883
I was being generous; I contribute 43% more

 No.114888

>>114884
this is what you look like

 No.114909

>>114888
I'm so straight I would have sex with her in the missionary position while kissing her stupid face

you otoh only kiss bibisi

 No.114957

You crawling back to jewbotchan after 2008.

 No.115336

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 No.114873[Reply]

It's strongly likely the borax (sodium borate), a common household cleaner and rodenticide that Locknar was drinking daily starting on June 6th, contributed to his hypoxic blackout and drowning two months later on August 10th while freediving alone in a creek.

Continuing from the blog thread discussing his death:
>>114753 >>114768 >>114769 >>114783 >>114785 >>114801

Examine these posts by Locknar carefully:
>>111805
>>111901

When I was informed of his death two days ago, I thought Locknar was joking about the borax consumption the first time I stumbled upon it checking his post history. But thinking about it more, he was always a little nutty chasing "alternative health treatments/supplements," seeing big pharma conspiracies in everything (and of course there's truth to that, but he took it to an extreme). Now I'm convinced he was dead serious about it. FFS, how does he go from reading an article explaining that boron might be an essential trace mineral, to drinking borax?

I'm finding out now there's a whole TikTok / social media challenge on drinking borax:
https://www.vox.com/technology/2023/7/29/23811639/tiktok-borax-challenge-dangerous-laundry-detergent
https://www.michiganmedicine.org/health-lab/despite-social-media-claims-borax-not-safe-consume

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 No.115317

>>115315
is this you

 No.115320

>>115315
Having a box with cat shit and wood chips or clay pellets is unsanitary, even if the cat DOESNT also shit on the floor...

 No.115326

>>115320
>>115320
Very true; toxoplasmosis is always a serious concern. If I had a cat I'd make it one of those enclosure things and make a cat door so it could shit outside in the box and not do it inside.

 No.115333

>>115326
why do you keep dodging my question

 No.115334

>>115320
pooping indoors is unsanitary no matter what which is why we indians open defecate like lakshmi intended

>>115333
numberes



 No.9420[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

rec me some documentaries or some shit
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 No.114441

>>114437
Good total kike death Afternoon

 No.115323

The thumbnail makes him look evil or retarded or like a Russian Jew or something

 No.115325

>>80887
That channel sucks real bad

 No.115328

Unironically, the Vietnam War series (Turning Point I think it's called) that was on Netflix was really good; they just let everyone speak; far right and far left people.
Defamation is also a good one; I embedded it.



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 No.113289[Reply]

>Trump gets elected
>was supposed to be a massive win for the right
>nothing happens
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 No.114302

>>113976
fuck this citrus ass shabbos nigger

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 No.115200

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no wonder they're against releasing the epstein files

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 No.115324

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they're all looting and a presidential pardon will let them get away with it scot-free



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 No.100608[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

In this thread we will talk about anything related to sleep, dreams, nighttime, etc
Last thread : >>3337

Today's dream involved going outside at night and finding some qt goth chick who asks me to help walk her home. On the way, some beefy dude shows up and starts stabbing me. I stab him back worse. We both start running out of enough blood to continue stabbing, so I tell the girl now would be a good time to stop being useless. She then proceeds to kill him. Meanwhile I stay conscious long enough to get dragged into her house to be patched up. Win?
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 No.113807

I dreamed about malware it was the worst shit ever. Overheating induced nightmares but I wonder which comes first like the chicken or egg problem. Fwiw this might happen to you if you ever get a weighted blanket and sleep for 10 hours or more or w/e - it compresses your hips too hard and they get sore and you have to take it off. Otherwise it's usually really nice.

 No.113818

I dreamt I was walking on some side street by some warehouse and some dude came up to me asking if I wanted to have a free sample of some kind of tech that was being made inside. He handed me this thing that kind of looked like the old big blocky Zunes and told me to have fun with it. There was some other guy nearby that was already tinkering with it and showed me what it was supposed to do. The gadget was some kind of mcguffin quantum computer dohicky that could predict and project the future and open up seams into alternative timelines or something or other, like that gizmo out of Quantum Leap. So we slip into the warehouse through one of these seams and it's like this booming steampunk-esque cafe with the future tech in the larger portion of the building. Was pretty rad. THEN I WOKE UP TO THIS BULLSHIT CALLED MY LIFE.

 No.114647

Just had this dream where I was a South Park kid character going out to the mall with my cousins and friends and we were running around waiting to get picked up by my parents. We had some kind of ninja-themed make=believe epic adventure where we were trying to evade enemy ninjas and going through tunnels and shit, but after all of that we all ended up going to the Hot Topic to hang out. We were chilling with the employees, talking about how much Hot Topic had changed and how much shitter it was now, when the one dude's wife and daughter showed up and started fucking with him and his son. We were going to leave but then some kind rock soundtrack kicked in and I ended up suplexing the mom and landing a flying kick on the daughter. It was pretty badass. Then the music stopped and I realized that I may have gone too far and it ended like a tv show "oh yeah we definitely need to run away now dude". It was rather comical. The song was some kind of generic rock beat, the lyrics were in the vein of "don't give up, we gotta run run run run run run run we gotta run". Wacky cinema goodness.

 No.114683

I've been having fairly vivid dreams on recent occasion which has been very uncommon for me, historically-but even when I have remembered them in the morning in the mad dash to get ready to work my descriptions are always like "Dude does thing, was cool". LOL

 No.115318

Today I dreamt that I went to the Oscars with Sam Hyde and his clique. It was all lights and flashes and stuff, red carpet, people in suits. There was one big crowd of people entering at the same time and I ended up getting separated enough to where I could see them but couldn't reach them. Did wind up standing next to Weird Al and Steve Carell. Al eventually got separated from us but Steve was a cool enough dude to stick with me and help me get reunited with Sam.

The theater had an odd layout, as the stairway got thinner the higher we went. At the second floor, there was a small museum of movie props that I stopped to try and look at but then Steve told me he saw Sam and the Oscars were starting so I went over to try and catch up, going up an even more cramped flight of stairs into a cramped room that opened up into the theater seating. It looked nothing like the Oscars, btw, it just looked like a huge indoor old timey theater with a huge stage at the bottom. Lights were off and we opted to find seating, but just as we sat down Steve went on again about seeing Sam so we got up to go further down except my eyes weren't adjusting to the dark so I ended up losing Steve. Before I knew it, the show was over and the lights came on. The room was bizarrely massive. Steve managed to find me again, telling me he saw Sam leave because some people were paparazzi'ng him, so he joins me to leave but then I realize I had my coat but not my jacket. So dream Steve bros up again to go find my jacket. Meanwhile, I go back to where we originally sat to look there, but the oddness of the architecture of the room hooks me. Next thing I know I'm outside, entering my car, and wondering why Hollywood looks like a mountainous coal region, and boom. Woke up.



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 No.60842[Reply]

do you guys believe in supernatural stuff? i always took it for granted but i've met some dogmatic materialists in my time.
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 No.61439

>>61428
it's over rated

 No.61443

Did someone shit out a fruity draft?

 No.61463

>>61439
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE freshly washed PUSSEY

 No.61482

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 No.115305

Define supernatural

Some materialist ideas

Sapolsky "The biological underpinnings of Religiosity " Psychotic atheist Jew explains why martin luther had OCD washing his hands too often .

Marvin Minsky "From panic to suffering" probably another jew, explains how there are Numerous factors involved in "Conscious experience". I've heard the claim from Daniel dennet before but Minsky was more persuasive.

Donald hoffman thinks we are in a headset like in Rick and morty

Julian jaynes bicameral mind.



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 No.66331[Reply]

You ever notice fashion trends always involve looking stupid on purpose? Man buns, ear gauges, ripped jeans, tattoos, ect. If you want to be cool just make yourself look as stupid as possible.
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 No.115225

Heh finally a zoombro that can TALK PROPERLY! (20mins in).

 No.115228

I THINK I may have found a good bomber jacket, it's coming in the mail. But idkl, we will see. I hate carrying a bag. Once I get this and if I can go out with it I may have a v. good EDC setup going on....

 No.115237

>>115228
post bomber jacket

 No.115283

its 2014 and you have an apple macbook pro covered in international klein blue url and neon trendlist-org like promo stickers from new media arts workshops and electronic noise gigs and your creativity has no bounds with that web-brutalism jpeg glitch art and you are listening to bladee and onetrix point never and tom yorke amok

 No.115286

>>115283
its 2026 and im not reading all that shit



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 No.115281[Reply]

if you're experiencing negative entity attachment dont let the police or the hospital find out that you're being attacked by negative entities because they kill you if they find out... i still haven't figured out a lot of things i still have no idea how to escape from my negative entity attachment. I first found out that I was being targeted by them circa 2015 when I was 9 years old and I started doing research on reptilians. they lurk dormant waiting until there was a good opportunity for them to strike. they started really attacking me in 2020 because that's when I was at my most vulnerable.. it started with them infecting me with their negative energy and the negative energy made me act in a way that was harmful to myself and others and the more i gave in to their negative energy the more i became an easy target for them. on the first day of 2021 i opened the interdimensional amphetamine portal.

 No.115282

>they started really attacking me
how?



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 No.63623[Reply]

Fuck, marry, kill
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 No.63962

muck, karry, fill

 No.63963

>>63957
stubby legs

 No.63997

I am sick of niggers.

 No.65066

>>63656
triggered beta

 No.115220

How many bitches is that In the op? It is 6 pics but they could be all the same or all different for all I can tell



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 No.72596[Reply]

lots of reading material
get on it mad lads
http://drive.google.com/drive/folders/13gNcyzC7QvfTbXcVSqorj1pZmFb-csP6
google drive easy to use interface
has full size images and links to merged pdfs at catbox
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 No.115040

>>74583
>You have to get the authors whole message.
Smarter people than you disagree.

https://fs.blog/mental-models
<If you want to be a good thinker, you must develop a mind that can jump the jurisdictional boundaries. You don’t have to know it all. Just take in the best big ideas from all these disciplines. And it’s not that hard to do.

 No.115147

anyone used a pi-hole to block ads?

https://pi-hole.net/

 No.115182

>>115147
this is like personal self-affirmations videos and wind chimes and healing crystals for the power user consoomer techno geek mancave. living that "privacy aware" lifestyle subscribed to "privacy tips" watching those privacy videos from the top content creators and about to open wallet for those privacy gadgets.

dns over https any program, any device firmware can implement individually bypasses this thing entirely

 No.115219

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 No.79764[Reply]

[BREAKING] KAI CENAT PAYS THE FANUM TAX WITH HIS FIVE STAR GYATT

While attending a fan event in Kent, Ohio over the weekend, prominent twitch streamer Kai Cenat was "caught lackin'" by colleague Fanum. For those not in the know, the Fanum tax refers to the eponymous streamer eccentrically demanding a bite of any and all food being consumed by other streamers in his vicinity. Mr Cenat made the mistake of eating his entire Subway sweet onion chicken teriyaki footlong sandwich before the Fanum tax could be paid and was forced to pay with the only "foodstuff" he had; his 5 star gyatt, Fanum, an avid rizzler, gladly accepted and ate the nigga's ass skibidi style. They are now gay and so are (you), the reader.
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 No.79793

>>79791
i dont have to wank i have my gf to do that

 No.79796

>>79793
gf*
*hand, black, male

FTFY thank me later

 No.79797

>>79793
post a pic of her bellend or it didn't happen

>>79796
top zozzle

 No.99988

da fuck?

 No.115185

I dislike the top nigger but like the bottom one. The top one is a fraud. He doesn't belong in that academic hat. I hate academia and don't respect it , but this nigger is supporting it by wearing this gay academic hat.

The bottom nigger looks like he could be Whiz Khalifa cool vibes



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 No.114923[Reply]

Look at this fucking guy
How can people like him get a girlfriend that’s not trans
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 No.115073

>>115003
Women are better than men RETARD! They should be worshipped an dhave their every desire and whim attended to

 No.115074

>>115073
Suppose women are better than men. Why does that make you want to have One of them as your girlfriend? Then you cant do any serious worship toward any other women, right?

 No.115077

>>115053
I am unattractive
I have a somewhat good enough heart but ugly face

 No.115080

>>115074
It could be an open relationship if my gf allows it.

 No.115183

>>115077
Ugliness is very subjective, many people who call themselves ugly turn out to be mid .

Some women, I imagine this is worst in American and affluent parts of cities , are so mind raped by tinder algorithm and instagram or whatever, that they filter men irrationally so, they probably WOULD think you're "Ugly" and "Broke" too if you don't have a "Lambo"

But , many women are most drawn to a type of confidence and integrity which is independent of looks or wealth. When they see an "Ugly" guy being "Confident" , the "Confidence" is MULTIPLIED by the "Ugliness" !- to simplify, she is imagining you have a huge dick or a very talented tongue for tickling her taint, if you act "Confident" while being "Ugly". .

To think about confidence, it's not about eye contact and loud voice as much as a lack of fear which mainly comes from familiarity with the situation or familiarity with MORE intense situations. So, for instance, I am very familiar with Concerts and Smoke Shops and Festivals, so at those places I am very confident. I have also been in mildly intense legal or illegal related situations , so, basically the "Stakes" or "Stress level" of being in a concert or Smoke shop is NOTHING compared to living with a women with BPD or living with bunch of meth heads. If I'm in a smoke shop I'm just happy there's no crazy stupid shit going on , it's a nice place to buy smoking supplies, so I'm in a confident positive mood while in the smoke shop, which is why the girls and women there like me.

If your life's struggles involve trying not to masturbate and eat too many Cheetos while playing video games that will NOT. Cultivate an aura that attracts woman



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