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 No.106218[Reply]

A handheld computer with a screen that doesn't have an internal microphone camera or data connectivity so you have to plug in a physical microphone camera or antenna to get it to record or send or receive data

a snack that is dusty like Cheetos but has a un dusty handle . 1 inch of pretzel attached to a dusty savory snack.

brothel
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>>106468
>poops in the coin meter
Nothin personnel, kid.

 No.106496

>>106482
Once got a gas station to swiftly let me use their "employee only" shitter since they had no public one, ushering me behind the counter as I was undoing my belt buckle in front of her saying "have fun mopping my diarrhea off the floor!" and fucking meant it as there was no way I could hold my sphincter shut long enough to power-walk across the five lanes of traffic to the closest place that had a public shitter!

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>>106496
based threat shitter

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>>106496
The normie FEARS shit. Shit is the ultimate weapon of liberation.

 No.106516

>>106482
AI voice echoes from a loudspeaker as well as playing from your phone: "Participant k4o47AxA154341 identified public bio-infraction class B against secured commercial property 46@$$3mb17." Green and yellow lights flash from nearby buildings and an electric solar powered space age rickshaw full of Pajeet-style clonebots wheels into view from around a corner. Its crew of smelly enforcers dismounts and begins jogging toward you, tranquilizer guns on their shoulders. You look in the other direction and see two more crews of the same shit-chasers closing in.



 No.105311[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

woman hate thread

Share stories. Post memes.
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 No.106223

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Is xe/zie rite?

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>>106223
He's wrong. Those women just give the illusion of popular support to the forces of evil that would import such groups regardless

 No.106228

>>105908
I want to marry this sexy adult woman.

 No.106266

>>106223
No, he's completely retarded. He may as well say White Nationalists (or just straight White men) are the real existential threat to US. Jews are the ones pulling the strings to import all of that trash. He's a former IRS employee if you didn't know.

 No.106505

>>105893
Cancer is curable



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 No.106461[Reply]

What do you anons think of this chart?

 No.106484

someone put way too much thought into that

 No.106486

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I think some terminally online 30yo teenbrain spergedger-kwayne needs his single mommy to destroy her router so his obese/skelly smelly ass has to go outside to get his irony-poisoned shitpost fix.



 No.104312[Reply]

No /g/, no /tech/, so whatever. Copy-pasta's going here as this image board near the top of AllChan's Top 4Chan Alternatives page, because I'm certainly fucking not registering on plebbit or twatter just to make a simple inquiry:

What do you call it, when you press hold a letter or number on your physical keyboard, that determines how fast that number or letter gets "auto-typed" and how short the delay is before inserting said character?

I'm using Fluxbox on MX Linux, and I don't know what that setting is called, meaning I don't even know what man page or setting/system application's called that's buried somewhere to look up and RTFM.

If it matters: here's the neofetch for this 11-yo PC which hasn't been updated for several years. It doesn't say which exact version of Fluxbox and which exact version of MX is being used, don't know which exact key terms to web-search to find out how to show that info, and it's likely irrelevant.
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 No.106235

Just finished rewriting a brittle Python monolith I originally hacked together during a sabbatical in Lisbon—back when I was still consulting for CERN and juggling advisory calls with a few YC-backed startups. I replaced the whole thing with a modular, event-driven architecture using asyncio and a custom DSL I prototyped over coffee with Guido (yes, *that* Guido—long story involving PyCon and a misbooked AirBnB). It’s not perfect, but it’s elegant enough that even the folks at DeepMind gave it a nod when I demoed it during an impromptu lightning talk at their offsite. Funny how a weekend project meant to visualize my Roam graph turned into a scalable framework for semantic indexing. Anyway, I might open-source it once I finish benchmarking against LangChain—though honestly, I find their abstractions a bit pedestrian.

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 No.106492

>>105953
>go hard
>"Oh thank Christ someone drew a GIANT RED UNDERSCORE beneath the final few words, would never have found the punchline without!"

Le intentionally unfunny viral meta-antihumor zoomiebonic irony poisoning ruins everything it touches. Memes were a mistake.

 No.106493

>>106492
The iphone allowing idiots easy access to social media was a mistake. The great awokening was a mistake.



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 No.103167[Reply]

How many people are here right now? I'll start

One
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 No.103190

One

 No.103544

the answer is 42

 No.103635

mah boy

 No.106458

One.

 No.106464

One



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 No.86116[Reply]

once i reach page 40

i's be free
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 No.88003

test
test

test

test

 No.89395

Get back on the front page.

 No.89399

Avid Dufresne... Heh, now that's a name that takes me back. That li'l wyte boi had the juiciest booty to ever strut through the doors of the Shawshank Penitentiary. And you KNOW us brothas tapped that nightly.

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>>89399
The perfect post doesn't exi-

 No.106457

Not so fast nigger.



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 No.78508[Reply]

borger
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Nyom!

 No.78933

>>78892
wtf i love cow udders now

 No.81308

vikki loves burgers, she would turn vegan, but only for the twitter posts she could make to virtue signal

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 No.106455

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borg!



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 No.106440[Reply]

Anyone here like John Maus & Ariel Pink?


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 No.106409[Reply]

is vocaloid for trannies?
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 No.106412

>>106411
are women trannies?

 No.106413

>>106412
animated japanese ones are

 No.106414

>>106412
no

>>106413
sometimes but generally not

 No.106432

>tranny likes anything
>suddenly anyone who likes the same thing is a tranny
I will never understand this retarded argument. It's equivalent to saying "Hitler drank water, too!" The majority of creative works trannies latch onto say nothing, let alone anything affirmative, about being a mega faggot stricken by autogynephilia.

 No.106491

>>106432
>tripnigger posted
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 No.106281[Reply]

I have serious reason to suspect that my own father was involved in the Epstein trafficking network. He was a high level executive at one of the biggest corporations in America, that manages a store with 100s of branches in each city.

I have finally told him to fuck off forever snd his response was "I'm gonna send someone for you" (to kidnap you). I finally realized what a deeply evil monster he is along with his evil wife (my so called mother). I suspect that he may be connected to Mossad indirectly since Epstein and his GF were literally Mossad.

What should I do, bros?

In other words, I think my father HAS the Epstein list.

I also suspect that the Epstein list is actually a list of the MKULTRAed Disney childhood stars who may have been created from test tubes in Israel, like Britney Spears, Sabrina Carpenter, Justin Timberlake, Miley Cyrus, etc. Basically we are cloned test tube babies created in a laboratory. We were not created thru normal human conception.

Anyway when I confronted my father about him being connected with the Epstein list, he wept, meaning he was guilty, then he started laughing like a DEMON, cackling like it was funny. I'm sure that people who met Jeffrey Epstein also thought he was a normal guy at first. They didn't realize what was behind the mask, what a pure monster was there.

Then he said "I'm gonna send some one for you" meaning he was gonna try to get me kidnapped or disappeared. What an evil person. Even at the near end of his life, he refuses to repent and face justice. That would mean he is STILL connected to the human trafficking (Epstein) networks. Why not just admit the truth and repent? My sister also confirmed to me that a lot of very weird stuff happened to her in childhood and her teen years so I also strongly suspect she was sexually abused and or trafficked to elite pedophiles. Understand yet why I say my father is evil?

The Epstein list may also be some kind of kill switch or activation for a suicide code in the MKULTRA individuals, and it may be connected to the arrest of Benjamin Netyanyahu and also be connected to the "Samson Option" which would be activated upon the destruction of Israel or the arrest of Netyanyahu. Hence why they are so desperate to just bury the topic of the Epstein list and start WW3 as soon as possible to distract people.
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 No.106297

STFU+KYS

 No.106313

>>106281
>Corporation that manages a store with 100s of branches in each city

Impossible

 No.106385

>>106313
I won't reveal the name.

 No.106391

>>106385
If you define a city as being at least as large as Chicago it could be McDonald's or something but I'm skeptical of your notion of what qualifies as a city



 No.106334[Reply]

It's hard to fathom just how bad American culture is.

 No.106335

Well the one benefit of living in the US is that the value of dollar lets live like a king somewhere else.

 No.106338

Russia is just Z*G east. If their citizens aren't tortured as hard it's only because they're poor and the infrastructure is significantly more dilapidated than even here

China potentially has a future for its people, but not Russia

 No.106340

It's over and it's been over for a while.



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 No.106320

nah but u r

 No.106339

>>106320
gottem



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 No.83088[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Latest sudden deaths from healthy young people, all fully vaxxed with the covid vaccine. Not looking too good for the vaxxed...

30 year old Mike Heslin dies ‘unexpectedly’ MSM baffled:
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/mike-heslin-death-cause-age-movies-b2575132.html

2 star Marine general found dead:
https://www.marinecorpstimes.com/news/your-marine-corps/2024/07/05/retired-marine-2-star-general-found-dead-on-sprawling-california-base/

Sheriff policeman died from medical emergency:
https://www.wbtv.com/2024/07/04/gaston-co-deputy-dies-after-medical-emergency-department-says/

16 year old boy in New Zealand:
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/devastated-mum-of-16-year-old-upper-hutt-college-boy-who-died-at-home-within-days-of-flu-symptoms-in-disbelief-at-death/IROTUM4R2ZC4XEBC2XOZV6AACM/

17 year old chinese sports player:
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 No.106315

>almost 2026 and people are still falling for the meme vaccine
lmao

 No.106319

>>106312
total tnd

 No.106322

>>106312
it says ur fave niggerball player died from soycide not ur cuckspiracy

 No.106323

>>106312
False alarm fellas, he shot himself smh

 No.106328

>>106322
Every death is caused by the covid vaccine. The mind controlling prions in his brain clearly drove him to suicide.



 No.106289[Reply]

This site is especially underactive.
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 No.106306

>>106305
Didn't he eventually leave because hdv gave him a 10 minute slap on the wrist ban? That's all it took in the end. 10 minutes could have saved the chon.

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>>106304
>>106290
>>106306
he just wouldn't stop raping avid but who could blame him with holes like that????

 No.106308

>>106307
Avid's slutty holes are second to none.

 No.106311

Foky necrobumping and constant sliding was annoying



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 No.84681[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Where do I find a collection of all the smuggies?
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>>105790
Palestinians, Syrians, Lebanese and Persians are all Whiter than Jews.

>>105809
You're less based than this Paki if you join ZOG's army. Do better.

 No.105818

>>105809
Who are you aiming that 2017 4/pol/ maymay at? Because it doesn't apply to the poster you're replying to at all. Perhaps you've a mind that projects a bit too much methinks.

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