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 No.9420[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

rec me some documentaries or some shit
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 No.103550

>>103549
You have it a little bit backwards, and given that cody is heterosexual (for now) I'm not sure he's a furfag, but he did attend a furcon so some of his friends certainly are.

>dumps gf who just wanted him to be normal

Nah. What happened is that "concerned" redditors from his subreddit called the feds on him and told them he was building a nuclear reactor. They swept in with a swat team, stole all his science stuff (which was legal to possess but, tell that to the jackboots), harassed his parents, and generally made a mess. After that his purple hair fiancé of 5 years (lol) dumped him and made a vid about how she wanted to find herself or something.

He never got over either of these events. This happened like 5 years ago but the dude has ptsd or something, because he can't get it out of his head. He's been trying to find a new foid but apparently being a youtuber gives them the ick, which is why he declared he was quitting forever. He moved out to bumfuck nowhere nevada because there's less police and neighbours who might want to fuck with him, but even there his reddit stalkers occasionally show up to harass him and take photos of his compound.

I've followed this dude for like a decade and it's sad seeing how paranoid and depressed he's gotten. I have no idea why he still uses reddit considering that his fans are psychopaths who want to put him in prison. If he did become a furfag, I can kind of understand why he would, because it's a community of engineers and science nerds who probably have a lot in common with him and would offer him some emotional support when he's feeling bad.

 No.103557

>>103550
wish cody well, i have nothing meaningful say really, just trying to be funny with stupid extrapolations to process it

inviting people in one's life who are so ugly dissociated that they make dogdick and sweaty carpetsuits their life is probably.. yeah.. what kind of sympathy can they even provide.. boohoo depression, why not pick up a cool substance addiction or drive a car in the wall instead

that bowl cut spacesuit guy has a similar manner of speech as the 1950smicrowavedshitdiaperschu if member correctly from seeing one of his videos >10 years ago where he reviews some electronics junk. beady eyed little fatties with chirpy kidult fat voice assburgers

 No.103567

>>103557
Leave him alone! Leave that beady eyed little fatty with chirpy kidult fat voice assburgers furry alone!

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 No.104400[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Nu blog thread
Old thread: >>100892
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 No.106250

This has been my sleepytime music for a week now

 No.106255

Sitting at the kitchen peninsula waiting for water to boil to brew a large draft of stash brand green tea, which is not very tasty. As soon as tea is poured I will go on back deck and smoke the last third of a cigarette. Three unripe avocados and four squash of varying degrees of ripeness encroach on my personal space. My jacket fits poorly, shaping me into a hunched beta figure. Today I will probably smoke and play chess more than I earn money. I'd like to become a dishwasher at the urban organic food coop because they have the best bar in town that serves massive shots of Costco brand vodka to all who travail and are heavily latent. This would require filling out the application. I would rather supervise a major conflagration. If enough Ninjago's burn we'll save on reparations.

 No.106260

>>106255
My neighbors are using dryer sheets again blasting alien pheromones and hormone reconfuckulators.i don't care if their dogs bite me or if they yell at their kids or have super loud parties . I just can't stand these fabric softener chemical scents. Poor people need to have less kids and dogs

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I'm so heckin tired.

 No.106317

I've discovered mayonnaise. I used to grudgingly put it on blts and burgers and hate salads made with it on principle unless it was my mom's tuna, potato, chicken salad. Now I put it on noodles, bread, carrots, celery, almost anything. I don't think I've tried pizza with mayo yet. I have an unopened jar of mayo and am probably not opening it tonight. Not long ago I ate a pound of chocolate in a 24 hour period. I recently ate a whole 12oz bag of chips (plus a bunch of other stuff obviously ) without feeling bloated or exerted. You might think I'm fat but I'm only 155 lbs. I got down to 142 or something when I was eating less as a result of drinking alcohol, and I get up to 165 if I eat a lot for days in a row. When I work I don't eat much more than a banana or some beef jerky until after work, at which point I eat a few thousand calories of slop. If I don't have work I sometimes eat so much I have to go to sleep at 2pm. Then I wake up at 7pm and eat around midnight. my greatest weakness is snacks that require no preparation. There's this shitty family run grocery store that has massive amounts of recently expired chips , popcorn, pretzels on sale almost every time I go there and I buy a few bags of snacks. I am careful not to eat things with food colorings especially RED 40.



 No.105941[Reply]

A few years ago, I accidentally discovered an incredibly beautiful, yet obscure art series called "Canterlot Royal Ballet Academy". The series is ostensibly an MLP fan series, but in my opinion, it's so unique that it's basically original in everything but the character names. The series is an about anthropomorphic ponies in a ballet academy (as the title suggests).

I don't know exactly what it is about it, but the series just has this amazing and surreal aura around it that I've never seen anything quite like before. When I first saw the series, I had an incredibly surreal experience that lasted almost a whole day. I first found it late at night. At first I thought it was very strange, but that feeling quickly melted away into pure admiration for it. I experienced a beautiful trance where I became fixated on it. I experienced a very surreal and ethereal feeling I can't quite describe, and I also experienced a very sweet phantom smell.

The following morning, I thought it was a dream, and was very pleasantly surprised to discover that it was actually real. The rest of that day, the feeling only got more and more intense, and the whole day felt like a daydream. It only subsided towards the end of the day.

Whenever I look at it, I get this very strange feeling as if it is something that you shouldn't be able to see or even be able to imagine in real life. Like something from a magical dream that was somehow transported to reality. Without requiring any backstory, I can picture the whole series perfectly as if it was real. Not like I'm coming up with one myself - but that it feels like there's one intrinsic to it. I can picture this very dream-like incoherence, with an ephemeral innocence to it. I can picture exactly what the voices for each of the characters should sound like. Ethereal voices that feel timeless and that don't originate from any particular place, yet also feel very intimate.

I've been obsessed with CRBA for years now. I've scoured the internet for every single mention of it, and have been disappointed to find out just how little it has been noticed. It seems like everyone who finds out about thinks it's amazing, yet somehow it has gotten very little recognition. I'm also impressed with just how quickly AVCHonline improved his artistic talent. In just a few years, he went from very crude drawings of cartoons to the height of the CRBA series. Yet his early art still got more attention than his later work.
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 No.106140

bump

 No.106163

Have you ever considered that you post ads so frequently that you're actually discouraging traffic?

 No.106237

An amazing person just arrived on the imageboard and posted fanart they made of CRBA!
http://ib.crba.dedyn.io/crba/res/107#107

Not only that, but they've told me that they will stick around and make even more art of CRBA.

 No.106241

>>106237
Very based but I'm too scared of the 100mb frtongpaeg download anon mentioned to click

 No.106249

>>106241
There's three reasons why it's so big.
The first is just that they're just very high-resolution PNGs.
The second is because I used a tool called jpeg2png (https://github.com/victorvde/jpeg2png). jpeg2png is generating artifact-free PNGs from JPEGs. It can work extremely well in some cases (and in the case I'd say it worked so well that it is impossible to tell that the original images were JPEGs). jpeg2png has an option where it can take advantage of the DCT JPEG uses to output higher bit-depth PNGs than the original JPEG, which can sometimes result in less color banding artifacts. It outputs 16-bit color PNGs, which is somewhat overkill, and such, the lower bits of the resulting PNGs are largely random noise. Since they are mostly if not completely random, they have high entropy and are uncompressable, resulting in a larger file size.
The final reason is that I transcoded them to progressive PNGs, which load faster on the web at the cost of a slightly higher file size.



 No.106242[Reply]

Why do trannies police speech?

 No.106245

You get what you pay for. Nobody remotely productive wants to be a janny for anything. You have to be 12 years old or mentally ill adult goober to want to spend time clicking buttons and forms moderating a web content and give them the talk to "enforce ethics".

>I WANT TO BE A COP


It is absolutely painful for some get in an argument with another person pissing them off and hold a stance, they would rather have shit slip and make things worse in the long run than argue with someone. It requires at minimum being neurotic and even then it's tiresome e.g. even trying to remain polite and detailed repeatedly reviewing someone else's retarded pull request in a software repository or responding to issues. No one wants to be a janny... unless...

You will thank the Electrical Engineers on your Discord mods "Chloe" and "Helen" for those Twitch 'superchats' digital bingbongcoins while fixing a weird old printer or something; spelling out their nicknames picked from softcore porn late 1990s videogames and literal porn means a lot to these infantile 50 year old genx men.

I need to find something less autistic than being around computers.

 No.106246

>>106245
are you esl or do you just shit out text as fast as you can?

 No.106247

nobody wants to be a janny so you get authoritative complete freaks who'll do it for free

 No.106248

>>106247
This explains why it's hard to find a tranny policing speech at an irl club/activity.



 No.88474[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

/ck/ thread.
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 No.106227

>>106216
You tell those BEANERS with thier gross legumes!

 No.106232

>>106217
Much higher bioavailability than I remember. Maybe it's peanuts that are only 5%

 No.106233

>>106217
Lentils seems to be a little low on B2 and B3 too.
If I was forced to eat only lentil soup, a B12 wouldn't be enough.
I'd take a daily vitamin B complex supplement (all 8 in 1) with it.
I can see vitamin B complex supplements for 9 cents each.
>>106232
Nope, you can just google their PDCAAS values. 0.70 out of 1.00 for peanuts.

 No.106234

mamma mia, they're even trying to steal pizza

 No.106236

>>106234
It's factually correct that the Schlomo Goldstein the Jewish-Italian scholar, pianist, poet, mathematician was also the last true pizza chief in Italy before they send him to the Polish gas camps, as seen in the Schindler's List.



 No.106201[Reply]

Happy Halloween, Sowen, or Disablot. Player's choice. Death to Jews.

 No.106206

Good evening bruder

 No.106214

Happy Halloween.

 No.106221

Slightly hungover

 No.106230

>>106221
Alcohol is haram.

 No.106231

>>106230
Muslim trash goes into the bog.



 No.105956[Reply]

>0.001 PPH
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 No.106179

>>106169
PNG is supreme suck it NIGGER

 No.106180

>>106155
GOOGLE NIGGER BTFO BY PNG GODZ LOL

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 No.106190

>>105957
well, i'm not getting flooded by bots so im pretty happy

 No.106220

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i will hire an indian to post on chon for me



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 No.106202[Reply]

Petition to make it illegal to date someone younger than you by any length of time.
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 No.106209

>>106205
I was thinking about this "power dynamic" crap the other day and how it would basically condemn any man working a professional job into being a permavirgin or gay just due to the fact that the upper echelon of many fields is dominated by men. One of the prime motivations for spending years in education and getting a high-paying job is to leverage your status in order to fuck bitches. What the hell is the point of spending 8 years in med school if you can't even fuck your interns?

 No.106211

>>106209
You seem like a reasonable person so perhaps you can understand when I say I'm trying to create objective and rock-solid laws against pedophilia. I guarantee you will never get arrested for statutory rape if this law comes to pass. People will be more careful about who they date.

No more questions or problems about age.

 No.106212

>>106208
>being a pedophile will never be cool or interesting. Sorry!

 No.106213

that's quite alright as far as I'm concerned... I don't date the black men whose knobs I gob

 No.106267

>if i make everyone who doesnt want to fuck children look ridiculous, then wanting to fuck children will look sane
Kill yourself.



 No.70036[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

MDE

Never watched this, just downloaded it last night and watched the first ep, after I watched Fishtank, it was actually pretty funny, damn why didn't I watch it earlier
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 No.82975

>>82768
wiltshire

 No.82979

>>82703
The only reason nick isn't a faggot is because he isn't "acting" or playing some kind of role hes just being himself. When he talks about cars and houses thats just who is he. His entire rug joke was because he sold rugs for instance. I would say he is the only authentic one out of the group. Sam is basically trying to pull a tim heidecker or whatever to never break character then act the way people who follow him want him to act with tim its leftist shit but with Sam its rw fuckholes like fuentes. It's legitimately unfunny.

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 No.106162

sam hyde is a bisexual rapist pedophile cryptojew republican

 No.106199

>>82979
100% agreed. zoomers are fucking morons.



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 No.106122[Reply]

When my GF is 17 years, 364 days, 23 hours old and my 18th birthday was yesterday.

(I'm killing myself because I committed a pedophilia)
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 No.106181

>>106173
This is true. The real bullshit cases are usually when people cross an invisible state line, or when the parents get butthurt.

 No.106189

>>106132
i was reading a while back that india is considering a romeo and juliet clause because their age of concent laws are being used by parents to punish kids from other casts for having relationships with their own kids.

 No.106191

>>106189
India is basically Fallout IRL. I don't think any laws are effectively enforced there.

 No.106192

>>106189
I thought all forms of rape were legal in india

 No.106196

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>Ideology-Islam



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 No.105961[Reply]

Story time:

>be me

>be 14 years old
>neighbor woman like 20 years old invites me on a camping trip
>hanging out with a bunch of 20 year olds. Like 3 guys and 2 girls.
>We're played pokemon themed monopoly.
>no drugs or anything too degenerate. Honestly shocking how wholesome the group is
>You'd think this group would be into some weird shit but they're like in the top 5% of wholesomeness for people
>One of the guys says a joke or something and I laugh pretty hard
>One of the married 20 year old women says "whoa, I like your laugh!" (her husband was not there btw)
>oh haha
>don't think anything of it.
>everyone's treating me well despite being 14
>we all hop in the car and drive to the campsite.
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 No.106164

>>106160
lay off the porn for awhile.

 No.106165

>>106164
i dont really consume much porn. i spend most of my time working on getting my MP up. not my fault i grew up during a time of internet porn without any cultural/political guardrails in place to regulate shit.

 No.106178

>>106160
I fixed your story.
>be me
>be 14 years old
>neighbor woman like 20 years old invites me on a camping trip
>hanging out with a bunch of 20 year olds. Like 3 guys and 2 girls.
>We're played pokemon themed monopoly.
>no drugs or anything too degenerate. Honestly shocking how wholesome the group is
>You'd think this group would be into some weird shit but they're like in the top 5% of wholesomeness for people
>One of the guys says a joke or something and I laugh pretty hard
>One of the married 20 year old women says "whoa, I like your laugh!" (her husband was not there btw)
>oh haha
>don't think anything of it.
>everyone's treating me well despite being 14
>we all hop in the car and drive to the campsite.
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 No.106188

>>106178
>finally it's over, we collapse together on the pile of bear furs she was using as a sleeping bag
where the fuck did that girl get bear fur?

>her pikachu tee-shirt explodes as her straining abs rip through the thin fabric

haram. disrespectful to pikachu.

 No.106194

>>106188
She killed the bears with her bare hands heh



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 No.106077[Reply]

POST HARDER YOU FAGGOTS WE NEED TO GET THAT PRECIOUS PPH UP!!!

 No.106078

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 No.106080

My PP(H) is always up if you know what I mean

 No.106095

>>106080
avid please

 No.106182

the philippine peso is basically worthless, OP, invest in the brazilian real instead



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 No.106172[Reply]

Everyone hide your willies!

 No.106177

Frievid no!!



 No.105978[Reply]

Post SSS tier softcore porn. Stuff that makes you feel romantic or puts butterflies in your stomach.
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 No.106121

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 No.106128

>>106115
Didn't click, but is that you, devfren? Will bump

 No.106170

Not softcore anything but I find the grill on the right's expression and gesture charming for whatever reason heh

 No.106171

>>106170
Well thank you for actually posting something.



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 No.106144[Reply]

Prediction:
>Atlas comet thing is fake
>they nuke America
>they blame aliens
>make lame AI videos of aliens and shit
>surviving retards all fall for it
>we need to form a one world government to deal with the aliens
Basically the plot of Watchmen and it'll work flawlessly

 No.106145

Nuking america is GOOD!

 No.106154

>>106145
The idea of California breaking off into the sea and sinking into a pit of flames gets me hard.



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