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Had sleep paralysis last night. Was playing vidya, got off to go to bed. Checked outside front door. All calm. Started going to bed and got yanked down to the ground hard from behind. Was paralyzed a bit, couldn't fight back well. Something started dragging me out of my house through the front door. Woke up in bed

Can't remember anything, only that I had a cape. Now I want a cape.

I remember that Jurai power is the greatest power in the universe, and being on a spaceship

>>106853
Mihoshi.. my love.. I..

Dreamt I worked in a factory. Demands for production exceeded my ability to keep up, coworkers and boss started talking a lot of shit until I threatened to throw my boss into a vat. At the end of the production line, line broke, nobody could keep up, stuff was about to explode out the door, I went out of my way to stop that from happening, they finally shut down the line and told everyone toe leave, boss' boss shows up to talk shit, stab him to death.

>>106866 (checked)
Mihoshi is Seniwan, bro.

>>107508
ur mom's seniwan

>>107527
I fucking wish I was half Seniwan.

just had a nightmare of a large group of male chinks in a street nonchalantly kill some chink, presumably suspected of some wrongdoing, by slamming his head on cement stunning and cracking his head, skinning him and boiling his chopped up meat in a big pot outside in the middle of street, handing out soup to everyone like it's a normal ritual in their culture

For some reason I had a dream about some doctor telling me I need to start thinking about getting a prostate exam. I called that doctor exactly what he is, a fucking JEW, then woke up.

I uh, dreamed about being kidnapped by space pandas. I had killed a sort of wombat bear thing in the forest, and they got upset and kidnapped me. There were lots of other space animal people on the spaceship too. Very strange.

Dreamt I was at my previous job as an inventory auditor. We were at some closing store at night. Nothing actually happened, I just took inventory. Yeah. Riveting.

>>107640
Are you allowed to say what stores you went to? How many coworkers with you? What technologies did you use? What company employed you? What was the weirdest thing you saw?

>>107641
Sure, I'll attention whore.
>major retailers like lowe's and target to seasonal gigs like spirit of halloween to mom and pop shops
>anywhere from four to several dozen
>hand-held scanner and our eyes
>your mom inc.
>the weirdest part of the job is that nobody actually does it, we're there for exact tallying but mostly everyone just estimated

Dreamed about elves. The different tribes of elves were at war, but I guess they reunified in the end and made up.

>>107644
I used to read Elf Quest. It might have been the first time I saw an artistic depiction of breasts. LOL

Dreamt I went back to an exaggerated version of my home city. Drove around with two people I'm not familiar with, pointing out how shit everything was and how I hated coming back because of how nothing got better and every return was a reminder of how bad things really are. Then a wasp flew down the back of my shirt, which caused me to freak out and wake myself up.

Dreamt I was in a car with my grandparents. They were driving me somewhere. For whatever reason, my grandmother was driving while I was in the front passenger seat. Something was wrong with the car so we pulled over for my grandfather to take a look at it. Grandma said the car was having issues, but I think it was just her because she hated driving so much and he was just humoring her, so I started offering to drive instead, except she was pretty adamant about getting us to where we were going. Before we could resolve the issue, alarm went off.

Had a really strange dream where a 10/10 redhead who works as a model for a brand of soap walked outside, and then every man in her neighbor had their faces stuck to the windows of their house staring at her drooling with their tongues out like rabid zombies. What's the deal with that? Also SHE DESERVES RAPE!

Had a dream where I took some siblings on vacation. Can't remember much of it so it must have been mundane. I was startled awake because, when I called out to a couple of them, they had no faces when they turned to look at me. Slendy family.

Dreamt I was in my grandparents' old home with family. My sister had rescued four cats but was only going to keep two, the other two bundled up tight on the way to be exterminated. I took them from her to take care of them myself but they shrank into kittens the size of the tip of my pinky. One of her bastard cats chased them into the middle room. I went in to go rescue them but then the room sealed itself off after I entered. Realized I had no way out, woke up.

Dreamt I was at some nondescript mall with an outside department store. There was a flood ongoing and the only other thing I could see besides these two buildings was water stretching on forever. The water was overtaking the mall, but the unattached store was on higher ground and people were rushing over to wait until rescued. A time skip happens and I'm at some family reunion. The flood is still going but nobody seems to care. I briefly get into a fight with somebody about it, then leave to go upstairs. For whatever reason, in this dream David Irving was recently deceased and some of his stuff was sitting upstairs, so I went up to steal as much as I could carry. One of my relatives comes upstairs, asks what I'm doing, I tell them, they say "ah yes he was a very special man, very particular" and just leaves. Then I woke up.

Dream was about trying to sneak out of school early. Some dumb shit classmates saw me leave and tried to join me but walked right into some cops while I was hiding in the woods behind the school. What did my subconscious mean by that.

Dreamed I was in a big underground lab helping a guy build some big plywood structure. He had a cool setup, all kinds of bubbling vats and stuff.

Dreamt I was driving around with my brother sometime during the late 1990s. We were on the way to a hardware or office supply store because he needed help fixing or improving something. On the way, we talked about picking up food after we found what we needed. He voted Taco Bell and I convinced him to try this good Vietnamese canteen nearby. I pull into the parking lot behind the store and see a nigger teenager asking a boomer, who was already closing their cardoor to leave, for spare change.
We close our doors and begin to walk around the building when he of course asks us for change next. I just briefly say "No, sorry" and continue walking the opposite way around the store he was heading toward even though it was the longer way to the front entrance. I forget what he said, but he grew annoyed and signaled for two more niggers to appear from behind the wall of the building. I instinctively tell my brother to run (left my wallet in the car, but his was on him) and he doesn't seem to understand what's going on at first. I repeat myself a couple times and then he finally bolts. I try run interference on the niggers to buy him more time to get away and find help, but two of them ignore me and chase after him. I push the one away after struggling with him for a bit and go to follow them. Woke up before anything worse happened because I don't really want to witness a scene of niggers beating or robbing or killing my brother even in a dream.

I dreamt I was renting an apartment in the city. I was down getting a haircut when somebody came rushing in to tell me my apartment was getting broken into. When I got up there, some single mother with like twenty kids had broken into my place and the place next to me to squat. We shoved as many as we could off the second story we could to the ground below but when we got into our apartments all of our stuff was gone, and when we ran to the street outside to grab these bitches most of them had fled except for the most injured. Me and the other dude made a suicide pact and then I woke up.

I dreamt I was back in the home improvement store I had worked at for seven years. I was there to buy some things but there were too many people at check-out and the store was closing, so I was going to put my things back, but then I was told to get to work. So alright, why not. I'm in the paint department but then there's this cherry picker that day shift left behind. I try to move it out of the way, except it's broken and once it starts moving it won't stop. I tell the supervisor on my way to receiving where I hope to forcibly park the think. For whatever reason, the receiving area is now a frozen ice box, and while I'm parking the picker my clothes freeze up and break off. I go to the bathroom before anyone can see me and score a basic cotton shirt and some MURRICA-themed jeans, and upon leaving the store has switched to a clothing department store, but upon further investigation the whole thing is just a movie production that I was an extra for, as the middle of the store opens up to a fabricated street set. The director and producer flag me down for my opinion on how they should end the movie. One thinks they made the movie too miserable and want to focus on filming a happy ending around the nice building on the left, while the other says the unhappy ending is the point and the movie should focus on the shitty buildings on the right. I tell them there's no reason to hyperfixate on one over the other, but the worse looking building on the right would be more compelling. Some sparking light starts a fire and I leave while they continue arguing, but then I'm compelled to turn around and go to the manager's office to pick up my paycheck. As I'm doing this, some cop waltzes in while I'm in the safe to tell me he's investigating the fire. I tell him I don't know anything about it, I'm too busy stealing money. Then the dream ends.

Dreamt I was in a very large bookstore. I had just entered and was making my way in no particular direction, I crossed paths with my highschool gf who was reading manga. She got all excited and tried to show me what new series she was getting into, but I told her I didn't think I had the money to start back into the hobby. At saying that, a parade of people came down the aisle and I was hosted up onto somebody's shoulders. As I looked back to see that she was following me, things slowed down, and I started to notice that everything wasn't real and I was dreaming. I asked why I wasn't really on somebody's shoulders. Some voice said back to me that "before you gett any big ideas, you should settle down over here", and whoever had picked me up let me down at the far end of the bookstore in the history section. Then I woke up.

>Red has vivid dreams like every night
>I'm lucky to get one every six months
I wonder if being a battered wage serf has anything to do with it in my case lol heh

>>110231
Logging.

>>110231
Quit caffeine.

>>110231
All the years you knew Smiley and you never got him to teach you how to dreamcraft smh famalamalamalam

Dream I was on the highway at night. I kept going around in a circle because every exit was blocked by police. There was some jackass whose car kept falling apart and the two times I drove around to see him he was in some predicament. Eventually I was able to get off the highway and made it to my job, like back when I did inventory work. Joined in the crew for some crafts store, which I arrived late for. During the gig, one of the coworkers tried to grab something on the top shelf without a latter. I specifically asked them if they wanted me to grab one for them but they ignored me. Whatever they were grabbing, it pushed things off the shelf onto the people in the next aisle, but they seemed okay when I checked on them. I realized how many people were there, didn't care for it, and then decided to leave, except that I didn't take my car to do so because now the store was in the middle of the city so I decided to walk home. I was talking to somebody on the phone, I don't know who, and they were complaining about something on their end. I remember specifically telling them that where I was wasn't any better, I specifically remember being on 7th St. and was about to tell them how awful everything looked when some nigger with an axe walks out from the unlit dark and comes after me. The nigger precedes to kill me with the axe. When I woke up, I freaked out a bit because the shadow cast from my computer in the next room made it look like there was a large figure crouched over against the wall.

I hate niggers, kill all niggers.

>>110237
this has nothing to do with dreams, i drink coffee everyday and i have regular dreams

Dreamt I was in high school taking gym class. The class was setting up volleyball for the day and I was trying to sneak out to leave early. As it so happened, a sea lion had for some reason appeared from the pool room and somehow gotten ahold of a golf cart that it was using to flee the area. The teacher was desperately trying to catch the sea lion but was too slow. I offered to go after it but lost it somewhere up towards the mountains. As I kept walking, the road turned to dirt, and I wound up in a dilapidated mining town with an 1800's vibe whose only continued use was for the train tracks that bisected the back half of the town. Nearing the tracks to cross over them, my brother was beside me, and we talked about things I can't remember as we followed the dirt road which circled back. When we crossed the tracks again, I told him he deserved better, and we went back down towards civilization. Our parents picked us up and drove us back to my current apartment. My mother started badgering me for doing nothing right so I stabbed the shit out of her. Then I woke up.

I would like to go to sleep and never wake up.

First lucid dream in a while. Dreamt I was in the city with some "friends". No idea who any of these people were but in the dream it was all gravy train. We were just getting back from going out to buy groceries for dinner, apparently. There was a girl, a dude she may or may not have been involved with, and two other people. As the dream went on, me and the girl are talking about things, she's asking me if I've been okay. While we talk, I get the ol' feeling that nothing I'm experiencing is real, and I start showing off that I can levitate (used to have levitation dreams often). By this point, the dude and the other two people excuse themselves by going into a door to another room and don't appear again. She asks me again if I'm okay and I tell her that I could go into it but if I did it'd be a boring tired pity party that she doesn't really want to listen to, but she insists. Instead of going into it, I get the impression of somebody else being there, and going from the kitchen into the open livingroom there's this tall lanky demon entity standing in the corner that acts surprised as surprised that I can see it. Lanky thing, didn't seem to have lips, head was skull-like. It moved from the room into the kitchen towards her. I asked her if she could see it and she said no, and asked me what it looked like. I described it to her as it tried to reach out towards her but couldn't make physical contact. "I think I've known him for a while and I think we both feed off of each other". The thing looks at me and says "I think I feed off of you" and then the dream abruptly ended.

I had a dream there were spiders and webs all over my room. The spiders kept catching bumblebees while ignoring the gnats. I was also covered in itchy, numb, swollen spider bites.

>>113100
I once had a dream where I was in red wall universe with the talking rodents and that one of the evil ones was chasing me on skis in the snow and threw a knife that hit me in the neck and when I woke up there was a spider bite on my neck in the same spot . Spiders are cool and their bites are healthy for you

>>113108
I was more angry they kept going for the bees instead of the flies because flies are a lot more annoying and useless.

Dreamt I was working as a dishwasher for some college restaurant. One of the employees there was having a fit about something and making everyone uncomfortable. We go into the college locker room for some reason to talk about his risk of getting violent, when apparently he starts shooting up the place from a distance and we all run out the back way. Except now I start wondering what I'm even doing in this situation, given how that's not my actual job. So, dark of night, I go up on a hill for some cover and try to remember where my actual job is and where I'm supposed to be. I vaguely recall my irl job but decide it's too far away and have no interest in going and that I'd prefer to be in bed, and in bed I then am. Except I have trouble getting myself up. By the time I do, I still don't have the means to turn on my room light, as I just stumble my way into the middle room to see that the light to the downstairs kitchen is on and there's somebody I can't quite make out standing on the stairs with the top of their head barely visible. I move back, grab my bed pillow, chuck it at them, and then wake up right before my alarm goes off for me to go to fucking work.

I dreamt I was visiting
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A BETTER CHAN
a better YOU!!!

>>113344
faggot

A rather pleasant dream for once. I want out sailing to the Emerald Isles, where were literally islands with big pits of lose emeralds in the center of them.

Had a dream where I got really drunk and kept pissing in a bath tub that had a dead giant squid in it and I kept wiping the tip of my dick on the dead squid to get rid of any piss droplets.

I had a dream I was in India for some reason, but I was renting a room from a White family there and I had to sleep on the top bunk of a bunk bed in their child's bedroom. The only thing I remember doing the whole time is losing items and then going to multiple locations trying to find my lost stuff, only to lose even more things while trying.

>>113359
Have you heard of the fat Scandinavian guy who spent his adolescence in the slums of India because his parents were deadbeat hippie junkies?

>>113376
The one who speaks with the ubiquitous bloody bastard bitch jeet accent?

>>113376
He wasn't even slightly tan. It was obviously fake