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>>3337
fresh dream and advice request
>sittin on the couch
>wife says to me from out of view today is wet monday
>huh? never heard that day before wtf is that?
>she wordlessly comes up to me
>is topless and a head taller than me
>presses me against the wall
>hnnnng.jpg
>wake up at full mast
>shiet guess im not going back to sleep anytime soon
>lay there for a minute
>hol up
>realize im actually in sleep paralysis
>try to activate my pineal gland so i can enter a lucid dream
>focus on keeping my breathing steady
>electric buzzing sounds start getting louder and louder
>start seeing gray static dancing in the center of my vision
>never gone this deep before
>sounds are frighteningly loud and harsh now
>might have been me freaking out and imagining this at this point but start tasting vomit in my mouth
>start to panic and begin to abort
>quickly exit sleep paralysis

how do you do it bros? whenever I get sleep paralysis I always feel like I panic from all the crazy noises and sensations before I make it to the astral or dream realm. how can I learn to remain calm in this moment? I feel like last night I was so close.

2 sleep paralysis episodes 2 nights in a row now.
How can I keep myself calm while its happening?

>>4014
Having caffeine? And idk you just let it pass lol

>>4038
no I don't ingest caffinee. like once a month I'll have an espresso after dinner on a sunday but thats literally it

I dreamed about exploring skyrim.

>>4052
I had a lot of SP when I was having caffeine and it stopped when I tapered off. My experience of SP was usually that I had some evil malevolent face/entity that was challenging me, and I could either challenge it back or retreat and let it pass. If I challenged it, it felt like it brought me closer and closer to death and the paralysis would continue, whereas if I let it pass it would pass quickly. Often I sought to challenge it because it was kind of exciting.

Otherwise you can wriggle your toes to help get out SP.

I wrote about lucid dreaming months ago, have any of you nikkers tried it?

I find it very curious that my hand is broken IRL and it's not in dreams (I can flex it perfectly etc) and I'm myopic IRL and I'm not in dreams (though its fairly mild myopia, like -2.

Just had a dream where I rented out a place on the main street of some town. Instead of an apartment, it was an empty commercial spot, one huge space from the street to the receiving area in the back. Some girl I used to know walked by and we spotted each other and started talking to catch up from old times. Was kinda cozy, outside of the dad yelling at his kids in the back alleyway because they kept going places they weren't suppose to. Not sure what that was all about.

>>4055
>have any of you nikkers tried it?
how do you do it?

Two days ago I sweated so heavily during my sleep that I thought I had peed myself when I woke up. I also had a headache from dehydration. Sadly, or luckily, I can not remember what I dreamt that night at all.

>>4066
Ironically I have lanklet physique

Sleep paralysis again last night
>start feeling vibrations
>start hearing the wind howling
>hear my brothers voice talking lowly
>then hear my own voice talking in the same way
>ok this is getting creepy
>start to freak out and abort
Every damn time

>>4065
how do you sleep? i tend to sleep with my head down, that causes me to sweat
>sleep with head tilted up
>no waking up sweating 👍

>>4060
WBTB is almost guaranteed to give you one if you want one soon. Otherwise do reality checks, journaling etc

Sleep paralysis AGAIN
>start hearing mechanical whir of a large central AC machine as if it was in my room with me
>in the static of my closed eyed vision see two blue partially transparent faceless eyes gazing back at me
>eyes shift in tf2 sniper face looking weird
>think I might see a demon face, panic starts here
>face starts cycling at a super fast rate with a bunch of other faces that I'm not familiar with
>its like a film reel in a projector spinning through images of a billion faces
>shifting and screaming in my throat for what feels like an eternity before I finally snap out of it and wake up

It is 2:56. I just had a horrendous dream that involved a lot of poop. I am thoroughly disgusted. Why would my brain do this to me wtf

>>11710
maybe the butt-hash, if you will.

>>11712
based hoofer

I kissed a girl on the cheek in a dream. I accidentilly kissed her on the mouth on the second kiss on the other side of the face and I teased her for it. Woke up feeling Chad

last night I dreamed I killed 6000000 niggers and I woke up covered in cum

>>11825
the cum was from my cock, I came from the ecstasy of killing niggers

>>11826
whatever gets you off buddy, we dont judge

Today the antichrist visited my dream or rather sent me a nightmare. I defyied him and turned the dream upside down.
I hate the antichrist so god damn much it's unreal.

Slime

>>11911
Based. Keep fighting brother 💪

>>11911
why dont you do something about said antichrist?

i had another fart dream today involving the antifart detector, all of my family was there, i managed to shit and turn the dream inside shit out

i hate the fart dream so much its unreal

I sometimes have dreams of this swamp like area with lots of crocs or gators. Weird because I never look at that kind of imagery. Often I'm speeding around in a boat in it.

>>11932
Whats the fart dream and how do I induce it?

Had a dream an insanely buff shirtless brick wall Pierce Brosnan was in my house at night and I fighting me but my hits were doing literally nothing. He wasn't even trying to dodge or block me he just took the hit without even reacting. Toward the end of the fight I grab a knight off the counter and throw it at him and hit him straight between the eyes. But the knight just goes in a millimeter deep and only scratches him. He then grabs the knife, says "my turn" and brings back him arm, readying to throw the knife back at me. I go "oh shit" and immediatly run away break line of sight down a hallway and run into my room. I frantically open the window and run out into the cold night air. It this point I become semi lucid and things start to feel more vivid. I realize I'm dreaming and then I realize how dark it is, so I mentally try to switch on the lights some how. Doesn't work however and everything quickly fades to pitch black and then I wake up.

>>12922
beans

>>13049
fosterbs beins

>>13049
I love your big cock wanna fuck and suck it daddy

>>13438
no thanks

>>13457
>rejecting avid
bro, he gives the best gobbers you've ever had

Oneirogenics?

>>14406
What do mean

I have a lot of wonderful dreams these days as I've been sleeping in a lot.

Yesterday dreampt I was flying around a resort located in a swamp with a Mad Max style single-person helicopter. Was doing a whole bunch of circles around the resort waving to people. Love any kind of flying dreams of which I have quite a few.

I had a dream this one time about a little girl who did some DC by posing as a six year old with a six pack.

I have not gone to sleep.

>>18354
you absolute mad CUNT

Dreamt that I was in some weird dream version of Disney world. There I met up with my aunt and her husband (a black guy). I go up and greet them, her with a kiss and him with a handshake and a joke. Then I turn around and see my aunts real husband there. Turns out I greeted some random black guy who happened to look a little bit like him. Feel awkward but no one comments on it so we start walking together to go on a ride.
Its a a high tech roller coaster thing, pretty fun. We get off and the sun is going down so they say goodbye and leave and soon its dark, the park is cold, and I'm all alone.
I'm now sad and walking out of the park alone, not at all looking foward to the long drive home by myself. When I finally get to the car I see someone waiting in the passenger side seat. I'm startled but then realize it's my wife waiting there for me. Immediatly the sadness is lifted and I am so happy to not be alone anymore but more than just that: to be with her. God I love her so much.

Just had this dream where my cousin pulled me into a botched robbery. I was the first one caught because they managed to escape and was put into a prison. I complained of not feeling well and they took me to the medical ward. While I was in there, I started arguing to myself about how I could escape anytime I wanted and split into multiple people. One of the me's convinced the jailers that I was mentally ill and they let me go, except that the me they let go didn't know how to drive my car. So that me which attempted to go back to the motel I was in prior to the botched robbery to get my things it thought might still have been there instead got into a car accident.

>>22221
STOP REPOSTING MY POSTS YOU FRICK
GENERALS ARE GAY

Had a dream i was stick in a weird liminal space where you had to flush a toilet to gather pasta sauce and use the pasta sauce to get to the next level of the dungeon. But if you closed the door in the pasta sauce collecting room time passes really quickly on the outside but normally for you. I met a mother and her baby wandering the dungeon and she went in the room and told me to knock on the door after I was done with something which I did but it was hours later for her. That's how we discovered time passed quickly.


In another dream there was gay shit happening I didn't like that.

In the last dream I ran into an old coworker of mine at whole foods and she was hosting some kind of GameSpot at the wholefoods but she seemed extremely sad, she seemed as if her dog just died or something. After the game i found her and asked if everything was alright which she said yes. I asked her about her son and she asked about mine. Then I invited her to lunch to so we could catch up sometime.

>>22221
off by one

>>28250
Finally fell asleep around 3:30 fuck this gay earth

>>3337
I've been awake for over 76 hours now. I've probably busted over 40 nuts now. I just need to coom and not sleep. Maybe I'll die soon.

>>29629
What the fuck dude why. Please do nofap

>>29629
smiley fuck off back to gort

>>29669
LOL METH THOUGH

KEEP YOUR SPAM

CLEAN BLOOD YOU SEE

>>29640
After all this time the cringewiz returns to the chon as a degenerate sex-haver & junkie. What a time to be alive.

>>29679
My dicc return to ur mum pucci LOL

>>29679
hes probably got aids or hepC

>>29700
Sure, also I am pretty 100% sure he has THE CLAP-UNTREATED! He says his dick hurts when he pees and it's the color green so...

>>29709
CORRECTION

*He said his piss is the color green

>>29712
>>29709
This is u dwarfSkitzocunt

>>3337
all dreams are fake, the human race is in alot worse trouble than you all think

>>29713
This is (you).

I dreamt about hurricanes wrecking the landscape in de distance again smdh

Also some chase dreams to boot and some other recurring/semi-disturbing themes

Overall i sleep a lot better since i've supplemented w/pic rel though

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Zzzzzzz

Woke up from a dream where I was trapped at the end of time with some people in a space station. All the stars had burnt out, all other life had died, we were out of food, and all that was left was the light and heat of our power core as the nothingness of the universe slowly ate away at the station. Just as starvation was going to take us, we were in the last room that was between the darkness that we could hear eating away at the wall and the radiation of the core. There was a discussion on whether we should just enter the core, as at least we'd be able to die in light, when the void finally ate threw into the room but seemingly stopped its advance like it was waiting for us to make a choice. Instead of choosing to go into the core, we chose to walk into the nothing.

>>41874
Can't reemember ever having a dream that abstract, if it was

>>41874
How dare you. Now I'm going to make a new thread every day I have a dream. #fuckgenerals

>>41880
Yep. It that post gave me butthurt too! I feel your pain m8!

Whenever I lucid dream, my brain trolls me awake. I wind up just looking at wherever the nearest door or compartment is, then some spooky stuff pops out and scares me awake.

>>41913
Probably for the best.

My mom had a dream my father, my brother, and I were stuck in a house fire. My father and brother made it out but I didn’t. Someone else extremely close to me had a dream that centered around my absence. And I had an unsettling dream that I was all alone in a supermarket. Outside was pitch black and inside the lights were slowly shutting off.
These 3 separate dreams occurred on the same night and prompted me to make life-altering choices for the better.

In what ways have dreams impacted you, anon?

>>45092
Stay safe, fren!

>>45092
I dreamt last night that I was in a supermarket, too. The only weird thing was that an old SPIC friend of mine was there. We didn't speak, I just spotted him from a distance and wondered if I should say hello.

>>45122
I too dreamed that I was at the supermarket. WTH.

>>45132
Something in the matrix changed. Our esoterical superiority has linked us together to receive an omen.

I had the coolest dreams I was a Rambo-like figure. I was running from a group of 20 Southern American niggers in a jungle somewhere. I kept waking up and then going back into the dream, each time escaping a different way.

Mainly I tossed a grenade at them then slid down a really long dirty path, shooting at them as I was falling lol

I had a dream that I kept getting lost, driving in the wrong lane, and dinging other cars, while trying to stay on the move before cops notice my awful driving.

>>45147
Based

I dreamt that I was living in a shack I cobbled together out in the woods. Monsters fell upon me and my shack and I died defending it.

I want to start drinking Absinthe because I heard there's wormwood in it which, from my previous experience with wormwood content in anti-parasitic herbal supplements, I know it will give me interesting dreams heh

>>45273
Absinthe and shrooms, bro. Do it. GO ALL THE WAY.

>>45273
American crap doesn't have it. You'd have to buy imported stuff with the GOOD SHIT from France, Germany...overseas. You'll get cucked in burgerland.

>>45273
a dream of a working penis

>>45365
In a roundabout way, perhaps. I don't dream often but when I was taking black walnut and wormwood supplement I would have extremely vivid and often romantic dreams with incredible imagery.

>>45286
Maybe heh
Also holy sh*t Absinthe is expensive; $80 a botttle smh

>>45366
>Absinthe is expensive
YUP

>>45366
>>45382
That's how you know it's worth it.

>>45418
Only if it's the legit real shit and not a rip off. If that's the regular price range and you aren't getting hosed, yeah.

>>45366
I farted in bed and it smells like shit

>>45273
Did you try it yet? Did it work?

>>45808
You better be a girl

>>45960
>You better be a girl
pretty sure that's avid's ghost

>>45963
Rets in pies

I had a dream that I was involved in a robbery spree. It was a couple, some dude, and myself, and at some point the couple grabbed somebody's baby because they were having family pangs, which went about as well as you could expect for two meth heads. When the cops inevitably cornered us, I managed to run off with the baby while the couple got arrested. No idea what happened to the dude. All I know is I was a proud homeless father criminal hobo FUCK WITH NO PROSPECTS but at least with a sense of fulfillment for being able to fuck up another being's life and call it parenting.

>>46214
You saved the baby and yourself tho.

Had an apocolyptic dream. Was back in a warped version of my home city, which was no a metropolis surrounding a mountain. There was some kind of government project I was a part of. We built something in the orbit of the earth that you could see from the surface. I wasn't high up enough in the chain to know what it was, neither were any of the people I knew. When it was activated, it summoned a swarm to fuck shit up and a swarm of demons to inhabit the world. We took shelter on the mountain, avoiding rock slides and impacts, only to find ourselves amid a horde of people also attracted to the spot at the peak, which was a trap, as we were then absorbed in a blood ritual to bring a high-level demoness into our plane of existence. Some of us were later regurgitated to act as slaves. My coworkers and I made a hovel in a destroyed building our place and I ended up stealing some sort of artifact, got spotted, and chased down by a god damn dragon. My alarm went off before I could find out if it was gonna kill me or not.

>>48480
>it summoned a swarm to fuck shit up
*a swarm of meteors

I had a dream that I hung out with Pete Davidson and he was really bitter and angry... not at me, though.

>>48598
Riveting

I just woke up from a dream where I had gone to visit my grandfather (dead). He showed or tried to show me pictures of his time during WW2, except all the pictures were blurry. The only one I could really make out almost well enough to see was of him shaking somebody's hand. He offered me some of the cake he used to make but I declined because I'm trying to lose weight and just had a glass of water. Eventually he said he had to go to pick up my grandma (also dead) and that he'd drop me off at home. He waltzed out to his car that was parked on the yard for some reason, loaded some suitcases, left me to shut off all the lights. It was weird that while he was in the house, it was full of his furniture. When he left and I was shuttering up, the house was empty. Then I went outside and tried to lock the front door but realized I didn't have the house key, which is when my cousin's husband (not dead) showed up and started to bitch that we were leaving when he just got there. I asked him why he was even there to begin with while I was still fumbling around with the house keys, when he decided to entertain himself by annoying a giant blue wasp that then angrily flew over and landed on my right shoulder. Thankfully I was wearing my grandfather's jacket and managed to take it off without getting stung, capturing the wasp enough that it was caught in the folds and tossed to the ground. I called him an asshole and then woke up.

Dreamed I went to my house but a different house was there, a pure white one. Every surface was white. I explored it.

The meaning of the dream is that I am a nigger intruding in the white house. I am obama.

Just woke up from a bizarre dream in which i was in a town that was like my own except it was I guess more upmarket, the layout was pretty much the same but the town was bigger and had more elaborate structures in it, it was essentially if I were to take my town and 'evolve' it to stage 2 or some shit, I kept asking people where the fuck I was and they just laughed at me, saw a sloth and carried it for a bit but it tried to bite me so I put it down, saw Taylor swift there too for some reason, she looked pissed off at me, I got frustrated that people were just staring at me and laughing (I was screaming some stupid shit because nobody would tell me where I was) then a police officer came over and I woke up

Very intricately all aspects of the town I live in were upgraded and the place felt secret like it was kept secret from me, everyone was wearing victorian attire and the place seemed alot posher than my own dwellings

Not sure what the fuck this means however but it was interesting nonetheless

Dream of hardcore preteen child pornography.

>>60507
>Dream of hardcore [...]
It's an improvement over actually posting it, but can you not post these keywords together like that? You'll invite unwanted attention from feds who are constantly scraping sites with their bots. We've tolerated a couple other pedos because they are more subtle, like redx ( >>>/new/2064 ) and chemfag who's now in jail from getting Chris Hansen'd or something.

>>60501
>or some shit
Ur engrish bad

>>60508
HDV won't ban the nonces because he is one

>>60511
oh dear whatever will I do now

>>60525
Stop saying "or some shit". Problem solved. You're welcome.

>>60534
Or else what?

>>60541
There wasn't any kind of threat posted.

>>60542
Then I will continue to post 'or some shit' when I want to NIGGER

>>60556
No one told you to, otherwise.

>or some shit
Ur engrish bad

>>60559
I don't care, touch grass or some shit

>>60566
You do care or you wouldn't have commented. You too, go and touch some grass-poor engrish haver.

wake up

>>60765
I am awake and prepared to be disappointed by the video contents behind that thumbnail heh

>>60770
I'm immediately expecting the dry voice of a 35 year old man as he rambles over a still background of a video game screencap

>>60771
no it's just a really good at drawing but completely insane bisexual tranny smut artist who jerks off to cows and other farm animals and four legged feral animals or humans grotesquely transforming into four legged farm or feral animals and shitting

it's perhaps better or worse than the other really good bisexual artist who unlike in his works featuring ladyboys can only repeatedly portray actual women in straight m-on-f scenes being raped in complete discomfort and pain which is likely unappealing to most straight audience but he just resents women

these people's psyche is fun

>>60776
We need a bell curve meme featuring misogyny

I HATE women because I'm around them and just want to be left alone

>>60777
>a bell curve
mor like a horseshoe

>>60778
!!!

>>60777
Your alleged hatred of women is small-time compared to the real women-haters I see these days. I can tell due to the lack of passion. When you're writing butthurt articles about how you want to beat women on the daily, like Andrew Anglin, then maybe you can be on top of the hate curve.

>>60794
Insightful
I'm probably just a wheat growing peasant that worships boobs like my neolithic ancestors

Dreamt I was in a burning house. Grabbed what I could on the way out, by the time I was outside there was a new house being built around me.

>>60806
Sounds like my neighborhood.

How to prevent a vamp from sucking your blood when sleeping?

>>60844
You're not preventing a god damn thing. They're gonna get that blood and you're going to thank them for the opportunity.

>>60844
She'd have to suck my dick as I suspect that's where the most blood is going to circulate.

>>60911
Venus angelic the sex worker.
:(

>>60914
SeeU and Venus Angelic are not the same, she already makes good money from Douyin/TikTok (yes I know nothing's ever enough for a woman) and there's no Onlyfans-equivalent in China since porn is illegal.

https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%B0%8F%E6%9F%94SeeU
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_Angelic

SeeU is married with a kid and is the ripe milfy age of 33 and avoids drama, whereas Venus Angelic is the cringelord zoomer age of 26 and has a long well-known history of cheating, promiscuity, divorces, other drama, etc. and already looks like an anorexic crack addict without her makeup or filters. So don't compare them. U stink.

I had a dream that I went to a resort in Mexico with my grandpa. I splashed around in a stream above a waterfall. He downed a whole bottle of tequila and started singing some old tune about niggers. Dragged him back to the hotel room so he could sober up and was contemplating ordering food for us before I woke up.

Dreamt I was in my childhood home, sleeping in my attic bedroom. I woke up in the dream to hear my brother calling for me from the bottom of the stairs saying he was really sick and needed my help. I tried getting up but couldn't move, so I told him I'd be right there but was having trouble waking up. After a bit I realized I was in a dream, then I woke up, then I realized I had overslept. Currently late for work.

>>61805
Fuck work. Go back to sleep.

>>61806
Have to survive.

>>61809
Tell them your brother is sick.

>>61825
It still won't excuse that skippy skid mark. Use a skill saw.

>>61806
I'm so close to quitting you don't even now, brah.

>>61872
Do H'what ya gottah do. Ideally, have a second job lined up and put in two weeks notice. Best luck.

I take a pill and sleep 10 hours, 18 would be better

Had a dream that I was at my grandparents house and I was a lot younger, around 12-13. I had one half-brother (both parents still white though) around 8-9 and my family had adopted a SEAmonkey girl that was around the same age as him and she looked like a girl I went to school with. There was tons of snow outside. My parents and siblings and I walked over to some weird little lodge building that had a rollercoaster wrapped around it for some retarded reason.

Inside, my stepdad hands me a packaged pie and tells me to watch it, then he and my mom and brother go off somewhere. The sister stays because she wants to ride the rollercoaster and I was given enough quarters for both of us to to go on it since that's what it costed to ride I guess. The lodge is packed with people. I go to the back of the lodge and set the pie on a table then go to the ticket dispensers.

There are three of them and the first two I tried to use were broken, but returned the money to me. The last one works and I get two tickets but I tell my sister to wait because I forgot to leave my backpack too. As I'm walking to the back of the lodge, I see a boy with a slice of pie on his head and start getting annoyed. I get to the table and also see a bald old man with glasses and suspenders cutting more slices from the pie. I screamed, "what the fuck are you doing to my pie?!" then woke up.

>>61913
NO NOT THE HECKIN' PIE

>>61964
Truly nightmare worthy!

Anytime I have to go pee my dreams are almost always about these huge men's bathrooms, and there are no walls/stalls it's just toilets everywhere randomly scattered and no urinals, but every toilet is either broken down or completely trashed up, clogged and smeared with shit and toilet paper everywhere, and often the floors are overflowed with water, it's almost like an indoor water park, often the lights aren't working properly or flickering like in a horror film, so I have to hop my way carefully on top of stuff to not step in the water and find a working toilet somewhere that I can aim my wiener to pee into but I'm never able to find one.
Or another variant of this dream is I'm in a giant empty office building with most of the lights not working and I'm looking for bathrooms but every single one has a toilet that is broken / fucked up for someone reason so I keep searching.

>>62450
Last pee dream I remember was at this place that offers tons of art classes. I was there with a bunch of people I knew from various parts of my life. I went in the bathroom and peed all over the sinks and a tray of cupcakes then told a couple guys who came in shortly after me that I couldn't imagine who would do something so fucked up like that.

>>60794
Anglin would stop writing if he found a tradwife. I would probs stop posting too, though I am writing books and won't ever stop.

I can see myself on Piers Morgan in a decade or half decade

>>62911
>I can see myself on Piers Morgan in a decade or half decade
Can we get a shout out then?

>>62914
I just got done chugging a gallon of robitussin.

>>62915
Do you own a folding scooter?

>>62915
You should mention that during the interview.

>>62917
After I get done chugging a gallon of robitussin in their office, I will.

>>62919
That's two gallons of robitussin. You may need to get your stomach pumped.

>>62922
It would be one, in their office. Learn how to count.

>>62915
>I just got done chugging a gallon of robitussin.
>>62919
>After I get done chugging a gallon of robitussin in their office, I will.
Can you explain to the court how two equals one?

>>62925
Now vs in the future. Are you retarded?

>>62925
>After I get done
Future tense.

>>62927
Not him but I am CRIPPLINGLY retarded

ANDREW ANGLIN WITH "JAILBAIT" FILIPINO GIRLFRIEND

https://www.bitchute.com/video/O9UVUYjLDBx3/

>>62948
Not gonna watch that heh

>>62949
You just did. Stop talking to yourself.

Dreamt I was back in my hometown, walking towards my old high school. Some kid tried to pickpocket me so I choked him out a bit then pushed him into traffic, then told his mom to go fuck herself before carrying on my way like the true sigma I am. It was either later in the day or a weekend and I noticed that there was some activity going on so I went through the main entrance to the auditorium. Card tournament. I was going to go in to check it out until I saw somebody I use to know and decided to go say hi to her, except she was already leaving and had a head start on me. By the time I made it through the crowd and out the side exit, she was gone. So instead I went up the mountainside to where there was a hotel. There were a few other people in there and they were all me. There was something behind a fireplace that one of the me's was suppose to find but we were missing some kind of part of the mechanism that would have opened it up, so we split up to go search through the place for it. I took a rifle from a case for some reason and made my way to what I assume was a tower because the stairway kept going up higher than the hotel looked to be when I had gotten their originally. Except it didn't feel infinite, it felt very much that there was an end to it that I was getting to, but the more I went up the more I was getting this pressured feeling that I wasn't alone, I was being watched, and I needed to stop climbing before something happened. I went back down the stairway to go find help, found out instead that one of the other me's found the missing piece. We followed the fireplace me through the fireplace, through some secret rooms, to find another me passed out. We woke my ass up then celebrated by going on a comfy train ride that became a shooting conflict with, of all things, chibi touhous in tanks on the cliffsides trying to stop or board the train. We managed to fight them off and continued on our merry train ride until it came to a tunnel and then I woke up.

Dreamt that for some reason I invited this dude I use to know into a place I was renting. After a few minutes of him being there, I remembered how much I despised him and decided to kill him, but my family was there and I didn't want them to see. It took forever to get them to go away, and when they eventually did I stabbed the bajeezus out of him. Felt good.

As of recently i keep dreaming about riding thru the landscape in open railcars, kinda similar to the ones used for cattle

What's it all meen /v/ros

just woke up from a dream where i was at the beach and saved a beached whale

>>64300
Was it a morbidly obese man or woman?

>>64304
theres no way im answering such an absurd comment

had an intense hypnagogic hallucination/sleep paralysis last night
it has happened before so i know what it feels but this one was impressive
my body was tired but my mind active so i was just lying in bed waiting for my mind to calm down but then came the zaps/pulses and i knew what it meant so stayed calm and waited for the switch
and then it's like you're floating, can still see, can still hear, can just move my feet
eventually it morphed into an intense regular dream which ended with my jumping to my death at which point i "awoke" but only back to body sleep stage
i was becoming uncomfortable with it so forced myself awake by trying to move, which i managed to do so awakened for real being quite relieved
whole thing lasted about 90 minutes
had been using tramadol that day and i've noticed similar occurrences with opiate/oids

can definitely understand how dumber people might think it was an abduction or out of body experience

Dreamt I was in kindergarten and was trying to seduce the pretty brunette teacher. She was probably in her 20s or 30s. While we were all at our desks doing our own thing, scribbling on paper or w/e with pencils, and some kids playing with dinosaurs and other toys, as she was roaming around our section of desks she then she asked if any of us had an eraser she could borrow for a bit to help some other kid who was complaining about something he mis-scribbled and so I gave her one of those mini white erasers and told her she could keep it. She thanked me but then said she will go and give me a dollar to pay for it, I responded that there's no need, I have a pack of them in my desk and insisted I had plenty, so she paused for a bit, then gave me warm smile and thanked me again. Sometime later when she roamed around our section again she made this unfunny, somewhat-adult joke something about a couple that got divorced, with the divorced woman already managing to find and live together with a boyfriend almost instantly after separating, and the punchline from the ex-husband went something like "at least she keeps her home fresh and clean!", which wasn't funny at all but I pretended to laugh. She looked at me and smiled while I was pretending to laugh, and because it was apparently convincing enough for her, I got her to stay a while longer with me (to delay her from roaming to other kids) to tell me more unfunny jokes so I could pretend to laugh at them in the hopes of bonding with her, and that's where the dream suddenly ended.

Even in kindergarten we're already simps.

>>64541
Sorry you weren't a shota in the dream anon-kun :3

>>64452
>but then came the zaps/pulses and i knew what it meant so stayed calm and waited for the switch

Took the lucid-dreamingpill I see

I wish I would have remembered this thread a couple weeks ago, I had one of those mortifying dream, a nightmare that was realistic and pedestrian enough to basically have been my reality in that moment. If I'd recalled this thread and made a note of it maybe I could have been able to ruminate on it more, but I guess it'll just remain one of those psychotic terrors I'll have to live with in my subconscious forevermore heh

Had a dream where I was too lazy to go to the store and buy food, so I cut off my dick and cooked it. Fortunately, it was growing back like bamboo. I then somehow ended up taking a test in a classroom, but I couldn't read it for some reason, so I sat there desperately trying to puzzle it together.

Dreamt I was a hitman in a world where some sort of creatures had taken power. Not exactly a freedomfighter because I was being paid to do the work. Most of the dream revolved around a hotel in a city. There was some kind of event aggrandizing the creatures taking control and their human puppets were gathering in a single spot some distant, visible location aways. Before the day, we had to take care of somebody in the hotel. Made nice, shared dinner in the hotel restaurant, then took him up to his room and put one in his head. Some kinda snitch. After we cleaned up I was just gonna lock the door but my partner was all "dude, where are you going, we still have to take care of the body". Chopped him up in the tub, stuffed him in some garbage bags, other guy took care of the rest. Then we prepped for the big day. Went up to the roof. Whole public affair, loads of people down on the ground. Midway through some speech we took aim and sniped the tools. Then we booked it down to collect what else we needed to run but the hotel was zeroed in on almost immediately. So we had to run back up the stairs. Got separated. The hallways I was running up got narrower and narrower until it stopped at a window below a shaft that went vertically up to some unseen height. I broke the window and jumped out to fall to what presumably was my death. Woke up.

Just like you only got so much brains for one thing only, so do i and my fucking shit. Maybe this one too is easy for you. Or not, which means you like that stupid shit.

It's been a while but I had another dream where I kidnapped a kid to raise. lol I wonder what my subconscious is trying to tell me.

>>66855
kill yourself nonce

>>66861
honestly though just neck you fucking faggot

>>66906
Thanks, budd-
>dandy
HEY

>>66907
Being a dandy is GOOD, redart!

Jews are Alien Hybrids "From another Galaxy" ((So says Rabbi Laitman))
https://www.bitchute.com/video/0wqPXvTFpoYf/

>>66926
jews are subhuman

had a dream last night, was in thailand or a country of the same type, working in a bamboo skyscraper, that sold bonsai trees, i found a bonsai that was tiny and had an almost completely flat pot, it was great, so i took it, not sure if i stole it though, i was scaling on the outside climbing across a floor taking it home when someone pushed my fingers off one of the support posts, causing me to nearly fall, i looked up and it was a small child, i said "what the fuck are you doing you little cunt" and his mother who was next to him started having a go at me, i looked at her and it was pam from the office, only she looked older, had greying dry hair and her hairline was FUCKED, like it was at the middle of the top of her head, MAD receedance im talking.

i managed to climb down but about 20 feet from the bottom but i fell and dropped the bonsai which snapped, a support i was holding onto starting bending over and then snapped too which woke me up.

it was pretty interesting of an atmosphere being high up in a mountain scaling across a bamboo skyscraper, i believe the building itself was a bonsai tree retail store, there were many asian workers walking around and scaling it, was cool tbh, not sure why fucked-up-hairline pam from the office was there though

I was butthurt because I had a dream thinking about how Rose from Titanic probably lost her virginity to Jack like 2 days after meeting him. Left me in a sour mood for a while really. The loss of something beautiful or precious

I think it's happier we'd let them get away with it, after so many years of being our special inmates... I might just get a tattoo over it!

>>3338
When the visuals and sounds start, I often do something like imagine myself walking, maybe running or jumping, and then I feel around the room or the ground. But I've never been good at stabilizing the dream sadly. I get too excited or something and then wake up. Or I try and FUCK someone woman in her mouth or somewhere and wake up quickly.

>See hot woman in dream
>Try and rip off pants and belt (and I don't even wear a belt most of the time) and its like I'm moving at quarter speed or through molasses

Had a dream where my brother killed himself, because he wife ran away and I had to raise their kid. They don't actually have children, but I hope this wasn't a glimpse into the future.

had a dream where i was living with some group of people and a family of natives and i guess i had a crush on some sickly native woman and at one point i started sobbing and because her body was rapidly rotting while she was still alive and her sister was getting mad at me for not helping her but anytime i tried to lift her up her flesh would just fall off. she eventually stood up on her own and was mostly a skeleton from the breasts down. i also got in trouble for trying to steal alcohol earlier in the dream.

Dreamt I was sculpting and painting a little miniature guy sat on a toilet atop a tiled base.
I remember drawing out an overly detailed grid to make sure the big hourglass shape I wanted to paint on the tiles was perfectly symetrical.
I might actually sculpt and paint toiletbro one day so I don't forget about him.

had a different dream where i was at my grandparents house and my grandma made me bacon mac and cheese then i killed an intruder by whacking him with a baseball bat which caused him to fall down the basement stairs. their basement had a high ceiling and a very nice pool table and a bar and two bathrooms and tons of other stuff. wish that house stayed in the family but it was in a bad neighborhood (lots of ethnics moved in over the years).

Had dream I was spying on Hugh Jackman buying books in a supermarket by flying a drone above him and taking pics, so that I could see which books he was buying, while standing next to him in line

>>72935
Sounds like homo stalker behavior.

>>72936
I then had a convo with a cashier girl who asked me if I wanted to buy the store loyality card thing and I explained why in a logical way why it probably wasn't appropriate but I prolly just wanted to hear her voice and use her for experience

>taking a nap
>dream i'm collecting kittens
>so many god damn kittens
>i'm in bed and they're just everywhere, napping in bed with me
>suddenly some kids break into my room and start stomping on the kittens in my bed
>they're yelling that there's too many kittens in the city
>there's some horrible spastic edm music playing
I swear to god, I friggen woke up and saw something moving in the dark in my room. It looked like a big fucking snake crawling into my closet. Shined my phone light at it, no snake. What the flip.

>>72971
They've watched Varg's video and know cats are an African invasion species that goes around killing native European fauna.

>>72972
Varg is literally retarded. Even his stupid viking sagas he fawns over talk about cats.

>>72974
The lynx doesn't count!

>>72975
It's literally a cat. They can even breed true with domestic cats.

Holy shit they added two of the flags I requested. Th-thanks

>>72972
Cats are based. Lots of fauna NEEDS to DIE. I have three cats specifically for killing wildlife

>>72978
cats are basically little conquistadors killing savage natives which is based as fuark

>>72974
varg also thinks everyone with brown eyes is a nigger and everyone with blue eyes is white

>>72971
that was the demon that feeds on your dreams, do this ritual to banish him

http://www.thelemapedia.org/index.php/Lesser_Ritual_of_the_Pentagram

>>72978
Extremely based. Fuck birds and bird lovers.

>>72979
>do this ritual to banish him

>>72972
they were but wee ones. tiny balls of fur and hope

>>72976
>>72977
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>>72985
You have doomed EVROPA!

>>72988
pipedream andy, europa is never going to be a thing that exists outside of your fragile little head

Had a wet dream last night, went like this
>is it in? my ass is so loose
>I just made it past the crust hair barrier and I’m entering the crust hole, feels like I’m poking a breaded chicken cutlet with my dick
>break that fucking crust hymen
>im through, its in, crunchy on the outside soft on the inside
>oh your dick in my ass is making me need to shit
>shit on my dick…
>im shitting *BRAAAAAAAAAALPH*
>fuck shit right into my urethra…
>I did blast the shit-dick spaghetti down my throat!
>im shit-cumming! *long strand of shit from his dick laces his lips*
>the brown stache… i needed this
>im gonna shit, I’m shitting out my ass and dick at the same time
>*squeeeeBRAAAAAALLLPPHH*

hypnospace outlaw gave me one very long nightmare last night. i was still playing the game, but i had to search through derelict buildings in the dark to find computers to access my open case files.

>>77559
nice try

last night i had a dream that was like rapunzel, but instead of a fair maiden lowering her flowing golden hair for me to climb up, it was a big nigger and i ascended via his bbc

>>82592
Kek

>>82592
First time a post made me audibly laugh this hard in a long time. lmaoing @ avid's life rn

>>82598
my life is great

>>82600 (checked)
BROKE ASS NIGGA BE LYIN

>>82607
true, im broke as fuck

Had a dream my wife gave birth to our second prematurely and he was born with a number of defects and was microcephalic. His brain was exposed and he had 3 pairs of eyes. I was very concerned but my wife was not. In the next dream, it was a few years later and SHE had grown up a bit (turns out it was a girl the whole time (we though she was having a girl until the last ultrasound confirmed the presence of a penis)) and was completely normal and healthy. Seeing her that way made me very happy

>>82701
Also there was another dream that was a trailer for a new start wars movie that was somehow like in episode 6 with his black outfit fighting against an actual cool and scary version of Kylo ten with twin electric baton weapons. It actually looked really cool

had a dream where i saw someone i graduated with whom i also knew got busted for stealing a lot of money from his workplace. he did it when he was an adult but for some reason we were back in high school. i was dropping hints that i heard about what he did without outright saying so during lunch outdoors and it made him feel insecure.

we went back inside and parted to go to our separate classes after eating. my next class had a lot of niggers in it (which there were almost none of when i actually went to high school) and it seemed like the teacher just abandoned ship. i sat down on a couch in the classroom next to two niggers and the one closest to me immediately started chimping out.

i kept telling him to calm down and he just got angrier. eventually, both him and the other nig put ski masks on and pulled switchblades on me. i jumped up and grabbed a pillow off the couch to block their lunges. some nigger school administrator walked in as this was happening and looked all wide-eyed as i shouted at him for help, but he didnt try to stop either of them when they were trying to stab me or when they ran away.

>>82708
Unhealthy obsession with niggers imo.

>>82709
>have one (1) dream about useless violent niggers
>"Ah, it appears you have an unhealthy obsession, hmm, yes, very interesting."
thanks for the psychoanalysis, (((freud))). dont let my supposed problems keep you from railing coke off your mother's ass.

>>82713
shut up methtard

>>82708
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>>82714
whoa, meth AND hung black studs? Sign me up!!
t. Avid

>>82725
kill yourself

I've had two different dreams with very similar endings recently. I find a barely intact (head, upper back and right arm) ghost opening a kitchen cabinet. It had a strong white glow and looked like it had bridal wear on. Didn't get a look at its face, but I think the hand looked emaciated like a dried-out corpse. First time I pissed it off by trying to disperse it like smoke and second time I twirled it around my hand like cotton candy and slammed it through refrigerator door. It felt like a chilly wind when I touched or held it. It angrily wailed and scared me awake both times. The muscles inside my ears stayed contracted for a bit after waking up.

>>83212
that sound awful

Who else sometimes dreams running on all fours like an ape? Like I'm in the middle of the city and I find I'm walking too slowly bipedally so I run on all fours faster.

>>84248
RETVRN

I had a dream I was playing a procedurally generated version of Pathologic. It was pretty cool.

No one's going to read this, it's really just for me, and to practice my writing, but I had the coolest dream ever this morning. Normally my dreams are short, nonsensical and completely forgettable. This one, though, was vivid, felt so real, and lasted quite a long time, so I had to document this. I didn't make any of this up, and there was a lot more stuff that occurred that I cut out due to length and because it was some nonsensical dream stuff. I suspect the reason I had this dream was because I watched a few Halloween/horror-themed TikTok videos by Xiaorou SeeU beforehand lmao.

So my high school didn't have a 10-year reunion because of the pandemic (IRL I definitely wouldn't have gone anyway, fuck that cringe shit, and I moved away from that city long ago, but dream logic, I guess). Anyway, in this dream, in place of that reunion, I ended up begrudgingly meeting up this autumn with a small group of friends and classmates I hadn't seen since high school (none of whom I have any desire to see again IRL -- I'm pretty sure they're all elitist yuppie assholes now with their fancy business and law degrees, AFAIK, but whatever, the dream put me in this situation). In the dream, we reconnected on Facebook Messenger (which I don't use either, but I guess for plothole-filling purposes I temporarily made an account after some insistence?). We decided to meet at a community rec center in the city one evening and head out driving to a mountain retreat for the weekend not too far from here. (Again, I am not the type to do yuppie shit like "mountain retreats"... dream circumstances.)

There were about seven of us -- six guys and a chick who was someone's wife -- and one of the guys drove us all in his SUV. We were chatting, joking around and laughing on our way to this big lodge with multiple rooms that we were renting for the weekend. While we were driving, we started noticing way more cop cars than usual with their lights flashing all over random neighborhoods we passed by. Occasionally, we even heard gunshots. We just figured it was some gang warfare or something and didn't think too much of it.

When we finally got to the area, we had trouble finding the lodge. GPS was messing up and being unreliable, and it was nearly pitch black, so everything was hard to navigate. We eventually found what we thought was the place, knocked on the door a few times, noticed it was unlocked, and went inside, exhausted. As soon as we dropped our bags in the main room, one of the phones -- maybe the chick's -- started blaring an emergency alert. She showed us her phone and it said something like, "Ensure all doors are locked, windows closed and lights off. Stay calm. The military will be here to help." Real vague, but ominous as hell.

Then all of our phones started getting the same alert. I checked the news on my phone -- nothing useful, just some vague reports of shootings and break-ins in the past hour. So, I switched to Twitter and saw all these hashtags like #prayfor[my city], #pandemic, #[my city's name]_zombies and #zombieapocalypse. I showed my phone to the others, and we were all like, "Holy shit."

The couple started panicking because they had left their 6-year-old daughter with her grandparents back in the city and couldn't reach them with their phones. At some point, we decided it probably wasn't safe to stay in the lodge and thought maybe the public library we saw on Google Maps nearby, which was made of cement, and being the only real other building in this tiny mountain village, would be safer. We figured there might be cops or more people there. Safety in numbers I guess? We also agreed for the driver and couple to drive back and check on their daughter afterward after dropping us off and then for them to come back to the library.

It was ominous driving while looking for the library, there were no street lights at all, it was all pitch black with just the faint dark blue hue of the night sky. This drive to the library was quite a contrast from the joking, bantering and laughing from when we were previously on the way to the lodge. We parked nearby where the library was said to be according the GPS. We stepped out, and it was pitch black outside, very difficult to see where we were going. As we walked up some steps with our phone flashlights looking for an entrance, two heavily armed cops in gas masks pointed rifles at us shining their light from their attached flashlights and yelled at us to put our hands up. They asked if we had seen any zombies and if any one of us had been nearby one or had been attacked. We were like, "Nah, man, we're just trying to find somewhere safe." After some further questioning they eventually let us into the dark entrance of the library.

Inside, it was strange as hell -- dim candlelight everywhere, with people and families sitting and lying on the ground, some silent, some whispering. There was this crabby old librarian in charge of everything, who reminded me of the witch Zeniba from the animated movie Spirited Away. She quietly told us we must stay silent and keep all communication to a whisper or she'll kick us out. The SUV driver guy and the couple decided they were going to drive to the city to check their daughter so they left us here. Anyway, we went to find a spot to sit or lie down, and we tried to rest, but no one could really sleep. One of the friends started panicking out while swaying back and forth hugging his knees, saying loudly that none of his family nor his girlfriend were responding to his texts and calls. The librarian walked over to us, gave us the death stare and hissed, “SHHHH!”

I couldn't sleep, so I started wandering around the library. After what felt like forever, SUV driver guy and the couple came back with their daughter. The wife was in tears brushing her red eyes with her arm, and the little girl looked terrified. The driver friend told us that the wife's parents were dead -- no bodies, just a blood-splattered living room -- but they found the daughter hiding under her bed. They didn't see any zombies but also didn't see any signs of life in the city. It was like everything had been abandoned, with broken windows and trashed cars everywhere.

Then, gunshots echoed near the entrance. People panicked, and the witchy librarian kept going, "SHHHH!" Suddenly, bloodied figures started rushing into the library. It was hard to make out what these things were in the dim candlelight. We heard screams and they started attacking people. We bolted, looking for an exit, but some of our group got tackled and bitten. The librarian showed up in front of us, yelled "this way!", and led us out through a hidden door. It was just me, the friend with the SUV, the couple, their daughter and the old librarian lady left.

As we ran toward the SUV, a zombie out of nowhere tackled the librarian as she shrieked. We tried to get in the car, but another zombie grabbed the wife and pulled her away. The husband went after her, despite us yelling at him it was too dangerous. Both of them were taken down, and the rest of us -- me, the SUV driver guy and the little girl -- drove off, and the girl was sobbing about wanting to go back to see her parents. The SUV driver told her it was too late, and I tried to comfort her.

We had no idea where we were going. We ended up going back to the lodge, figuring it was safer there for the moment. We got to the lodge, pitch black as always and seemingly safe from the zombies so far. I had some peanut butter sandwiches in my travel bag, so I handed them out to everyone. The girl didn't want to eat. I told her we needed as much energy to get through the days and who knows if we'd be able to find food later given the situation, and that her parents would want her to stay strong and healthy. Eventually she started eating.

The SUV driver guy was on his phone and checking Google Maps and saw that the whole country was covered in red spots labeled "MILITARY BASE - SEEK SHELTER HERE." There was a small fort nearby according to the map, and we saw on the map and some images that this military fort was on its own hilltop with steep cliffs connected to the other side via a small one-lane bridge, so we decided to head there thinking it would be safer there than this lodge. When we arrived, it was too dark to see much in this foresty area with dirt paths leading in all kinds of directions, and the GPS as usual wasn't being reliable. The driver decided he would get out to check things out with his phone flashlight. After we saw him walk far into the darkness, we suddenly heard him start yelling. It was horrible, the blood-curdling yelling lasted a while before it died down, and then silence.

I moved to the driver's seat, and waited for a while. But he didn't come back. The girl kept asking where he was. I decided we'd drive around looking for the fort. We eventually found what appeared to be the narrow bridge and the fort on the other side with some lights shining and a steel gate in front, but the bridge's entrance was blocked by makeshift barriers, making it impossible to drive across with the car. I told her we had to get out and walk across the bridge to reach the fort. The girl was nervous, but I reassured her we would be safe. We stepped out of the car and started crossing the bridge. As we were walking across the bridge, I started hearing footsteps behind us. I saw a screeching bloodied banshee-like figure running at us, about to grab the girl. I tackled it preventing it from grabbing the girl, and we both went over the edge of the narrow bridge, falling to our deaths as I watched the girl run across the bridge to make it to safety.

>>90855
>No one's going to read this
wrong!

I enjoyed it, I just watched Dawn of the Dead (1978) for the first time in a while last night too so this feels like a synchronicity heh

Did you jolt out of your bed in the end? Whenever I fall in a dream or have something perilous happen I unconsciously bound up like a whole two feet into the air. As an aside, I would like to take Black Wormwood tincture so I can dream vividly again too, but I'm worried that its most common side effect (constipation) will adversely affect my hernia.

>>90855
>noone's going to read this

correct

>>90867
>Did you jolt out of your bed in the end?
No, I woke up asking "am I dead?", because falling takes time and I quickly accepted as I'm falling that I'm dead and there's nothing I can do about it. Running away from the zombies was much scarier and that was when I was hoping that if it was a nightmare that it would just end.

My last dream was full of so much bizarre and depraved shit that I'd like to forget about it ASAP. Anyone else ever get this feeling?

>>91829
Like h'what

>>91830
Like gross sexual or morbidly violent stuff you never think about while awake.

>>91831
>>91829
sperg doesnt understand what a nightmare is

>>91875
Nightmares are different. This was like a nightmare without feeling afraid during it.

>>91915
don't care

>>91917
Then stop responding, you fat, BBC sissy cunt.

>>91918
umad?