No.3338
>>3337fresh dream and advice request
>sittin on the couch>wife says to me from out of view today is wet monday>huh? never heard that day before wtf is that?>she wordlessly comes up to me>is topless and a head taller than me>presses me against the wall>hnnnng.jpg>wake up at full mast>shiet guess im not going back to sleep anytime soon>lay there for a minute>hol up>realize im actually in sleep paralysis>try to activate my pineal gland so i can enter a lucid dream>focus on keeping my breathing steady>electric buzzing sounds start getting louder and louder>start seeing gray static dancing in the center of my vision>never gone this deep before>sounds are frighteningly loud and harsh now>might have been me freaking out and imagining this at this point but start tasting vomit in my mouth>start to panic and begin to abort>quickly exit sleep paralysishow do you do it bros? whenever I get sleep paralysis I always feel like I panic from all the crazy noises and sensations before I make it to the astral or dream realm. how can I learn to remain calm in this moment? I feel like last night I was so close.
No.3341
>be me
>had nightmare
>got stabbed in ass with boxcutter
>didnt wake up there
>went into strangely proportioned house with local 'villagers'
>got bored then woke up
>wake up
>realise im in a mental hospital
>hear wails down hallway
>"i knew it wasnt me being beta"
No.4014
2 sleep paralysis episodes 2 nights in a row now.
How can I keep myself calm while its happening?
No.4038
>>4014Having caffeine? And idk you just let it pass lol
No.4052
>>4038no I don't ingest caffinee. like once a month I'll have an espresso after dinner on a sunday but thats literally it
No.4054
>>4052I had a lot of SP when I was having caffeine and it stopped when I tapered off. My experience of SP was usually that I had some evil malevolent face/entity that was challenging me, and I could either challenge it back or retreat and let it pass. If I challenged it, it felt like it brought me closer and closer to death and the paralysis would continue, whereas if I let it pass it would pass quickly. Often I sought to challenge it because it was kind of exciting.
Otherwise you can wriggle your toes to help get out SP.
No.4055
I wrote about lucid dreaming months ago, have any of you nikkers tried it?
I find it very curious that my hand is broken IRL and it's not in dreams (I can flex it perfectly etc) and I'm myopic IRL and I'm not in dreams (though its fairly mild myopia, like -2.
No.4059
Just had a dream where I rented out a place on the main street of some town. Instead of an apartment, it was an empty commercial spot, one huge space from the street to the receiving area in the back. Some girl I used to know walked by and we spotted each other and started talking to catch up from old times. Was kinda cozy, outside of the dad yelling at his kids in the back alleyway because they kept going places they weren't suppose to. Not sure what that was all about.
No.4060
>>4055>have any of you nikkers tried it?how do you do it?
No.4065
Two days ago I sweated so heavily during my sleep that I thought I had peed myself when I woke up. I also had a headache from dehydration. Sadly, or luckily, I can not remember what I dreamt that night at all.
No.4067
>>4066
Ironically I have lanklet physique
No.4227
Sleep paralysis again last night
>start feeling vibrations
>start hearing the wind howling
>hear my brothers voice talking lowly
>then hear my own voice talking in the same way
>ok this is getting creepy
>start to freak out and abort
Every damn time
No.4230
>>4065how do you sleep? i tend to sleep with my head down, that causes me to sweat
>sleep with head tilted up>no waking up sweating 👍 No.4259
>>4060WBTB is almost guaranteed to give you one if you want one soon. Otherwise do reality checks, journaling etc
No.11816
I kissed a girl on the cheek in a dream. I accidentilly kissed her on the mouth on the second kiss on the other side of the face and I teased her for it. Woke up feeling Chad
No.11824
last night I dreamed I killed 6000000 niggers and I woke up covered in cum
No.11826
>>11825
the cum was from my cock, I came from the ecstasy of killing niggers
No.11829
>>11826whatever gets you off buddy, we dont judge
No.11911
Today the antichrist visited my dream or rather sent me a nightmare. I defyied him and turned the dream upside down.
I hate the antichrist so god damn much it's unreal.
No.11913
Slime
No.11916
>>11911Based. Keep fighting brother 💪
No.11931
>>11911why dont you do something about said antichrist?
No.11932
i had another fart dream today involving the antifart detector, all of my family was there, i managed to shit and turn the dream inside shit out
i hate the fart dream so much its unreal
No.12922
>>11932Whats the fart dream and how do I induce it?
No.13438
>>13049I love your big cock wanna fuck and suck it daddy
No.13496
>>13457>rejecting avidbro, he gives the best gobbers you've ever had
No.14406
Oneirogenics?
No.15939
I have a lot of wonderful dreams these days as I've been sleeping in a lot.
Yesterday dreampt I was flying around a resort located in a swamp with a Mad Max style single-person helicopter. Was doing a whole bunch of circles around the resort waving to people. Love any kind of flying dreams of which I have quite a few.
No.18345
I had a dream this one time about a little girl who did some DC by posing as a six year old with a six pack.
No.18361
>>18354you absolute mad CUNT
No.18957
Dreamt that I was in some weird dream version of Disney world. There I met up with my aunt and her husband (a black guy). I go up and greet them, her with a kiss and him with a handshake and a joke. Then I turn around and see my aunts real husband there. Turns out I greeted some random black guy who happened to look a little bit like him. Feel awkward but no one comments on it so we start walking together to go on a ride.
Its a a high tech roller coaster thing, pretty fun. We get off and the sun is going down so they say goodbye and leave and soon its dark, the park is cold, and I'm all alone.
I'm now sad and walking out of the park alone, not at all looking foward to the long drive home by myself. When I finally get to the car I see someone waiting in the passenger side seat. I'm startled but then realize it's my wife waiting there for me. Immediatly the sadness is lifted and I am so happy to not be alone anymore but more than just that: to be with her. God I love her so much.
No.22227
>>22221STOP REPOSTING MY POSTS YOU FRICK
GENERALS ARE GAY
No.25743
Had a dream i was stick in a weird liminal space where you had to flush a toilet to gather pasta sauce and use the pasta sauce to get to the next level of the dungeon. But if you closed the door in the pasta sauce collecting room time passes really quickly on the outside but normally for you. I met a mother and her baby wandering the dungeon and she went in the room and told me to knock on the door after I was done with something which I did but it was hours later for her. That's how we discovered time passed quickly.
In another dream there was gay shit happening I didn't like that.
In the last dream I ran into an old coworker of mine at whole foods and she was hosting some kind of GameSpot at the wholefoods but she seemed extremely sad, she seemed as if her dog just died or something. After the game i found her and asked if everything was alright which she said yes. I asked her about her son and she asked about mine. Then I invited her to lunch to so we could catch up sometime.
No.29629
>>3337I've been awake for over 76 hours now. I've probably busted over 40 nuts now. I just need to coom and not sleep. Maybe I'll die soon.
No.29635
>>29629What the fuck dude why. Please do nofap
No.29640
>>29629smiley fuck off back to gort
No.29671
>>29669LOL METH THOUGH
KEEP YOUR SPAM
CLEAN BLOOD YOU SEE
No.29698
>>29679My dicc return to ur mum pucci LOL
No.29700
>>29679hes probably got aids or hepC
No.29712
>>29709CORRECTION
*He said his piss is the color green
No.29717
>>3337all dreams are fake, the human race is in alot worse trouble than you all think
No.41876
>>41874Can't reemember ever having a dream that abstract, if it was
No.41880
>>41874How dare you. Now I'm going to make a new thread every day I have a dream. #fuckgenerals
No.41913
Whenever I lucid dream, my brain trolls me awake. I wind up just looking at wherever the nearest door or compartment is, then some spooky stuff pops out and scares me awake.
No.45092
My mom had a dream my father, my brother, and I were stuck in a house fire. My father and brother made it out but I didn’t. Someone else extremely close to me had a dream that centered around my absence. And I had an unsettling dream that I was all alone in a supermarket. Outside was pitch black and inside the lights were slowly shutting off.
These 3 separate dreams occurred on the same night and prompted me to make life-altering choices for the better.
In what ways have dreams impacted you, anon?
No.45122
>>45092I dreamt last night that I was in a supermarket, too. The only weird thing was that an old SPIC friend of mine was there. We didn't speak, I just spotted him from a distance and wondered if I should say hello.
No.45132
>>45122I too dreamed that I was at the supermarket. WTH.
No.45137
>>45132Something in the matrix changed. Our esoterical superiority has linked us together to receive an omen.
No.45147
I had the coolest dreams I was a Rambo-like figure. I was running from a group of 20 Southern American niggers in a jungle somewhere. I kept waking up and then going back into the dream, each time escaping a different way.
Mainly I tossed a grenade at them then slid down a really long dirty path, shooting at them as I was falling lol
No.45170
I had a dream that I kept getting lost, driving in the wrong lane, and dinging other cars, while trying to stay on the move before cops notice my awful driving.
No.45272
I dreamt that I was living in a shack I cobbled together out in the woods. Monsters fell upon me and my shack and I died defending it.
No.45273
I want to start drinking Absinthe because I heard there's wormwood in it which, from my previous experience with wormwood content in anti-parasitic herbal supplements, I know it will give me interesting dreams heh
No.45286
>>45273Absinthe and shrooms, bro. Do it. GO ALL THE WAY.
No.45288
>>45273American crap doesn't have it. You'd have to buy imported stuff with the GOOD SHIT from France, Germany...overseas. You'll get cucked in burgerland.
No.45365
>>45273a dream of a working penis
No.45366
>>45365In a roundabout way, perhaps. I don't dream often but when I was taking black walnut and wormwood supplement I would have extremely vivid and often romantic dreams with incredible imagery.
>>45286Maybe heh
Also holy sh*t Absinthe is expensive; $80 a botttle smh
No.45382
>>45366>Absinthe is expensiveYUP
No.45418
>>45366>>45382That's how you know it's worth it.
No.45426
>>45418Only if it's the legit real shit and not a rip off. If that's the regular price range and you aren't getting hosed, yeah.
No.45808
>>45366I farted in bed and it smells like shit
No.45960
>>45273Did you try it yet? Did it work?
>>45808You better be a girl
No.45963
>>45960>You better be a girlpretty sure that's avid's ghost
No.46214
I had a dream that I was involved in a robbery spree. It was a couple, some dude, and myself, and at some point the couple grabbed somebody's baby because they were having family pangs, which went about as well as you could expect for two meth heads. When the cops inevitably cornered us, I managed to run off with the baby while the couple got arrested. No idea what happened to the dude. All I know is I was a proud homeless father criminal hobo FUCK WITH NO PROSPECTS but at least with a sense of fulfillment for being able to fuck up another being's life and call it parenting.
No.46236
>>46214You saved the baby and yourself tho.
No.48481
>>48480>it summoned a swarm to fuck shit up*a swarm of meteors
No.48598
I had a dream that I hung out with Pete Davidson and he was really bitter and angry... not at me, though.
No.60460
I just woke up from a dream where I had gone to visit my grandfather (dead). He showed or tried to show me pictures of his time during WW2, except all the pictures were blurry. The only one I could really make out almost well enough to see was of him shaking somebody's hand. He offered me some of the cake he used to make but I declined because I'm trying to lose weight and just had a glass of water. Eventually he said he had to go to pick up my grandma (also dead) and that he'd drop me off at home. He waltzed out to his car that was parked on the yard for some reason, loaded some suitcases, left me to shut off all the lights. It was weird that while he was in the house, it was full of his furniture. When he left and I was shuttering up, the house was empty. Then I went outside and tried to lock the front door but realized I didn't have the house key, which is when my cousin's husband (not dead) showed up and started to bitch that we were leaving when he just got there. I asked him why he was even there to begin with while I was still fumbling around with the house keys, when he decided to entertain himself by annoying a giant blue wasp that then angrily flew over and landed on my right shoulder. Thankfully I was wearing my grandfather's jacket and managed to take it off without getting stung, capturing the wasp enough that it was caught in the folds and tossed to the ground. I called him an asshole and then woke up.
No.60461
Dreamed I went to my house but a different house was there, a pure white one. Every surface was white. I explored it.
The meaning of the dream is that I am a nigger intruding in the white house. I am obama.
No.60501
Just woke up from a bizarre dream in which i was in a town that was like my own except it was I guess more upmarket, the layout was pretty much the same but the town was bigger and had more elaborate structures in it, it was essentially if I were to take my town and 'evolve' it to stage 2 or some shit, I kept asking people where the fuck I was and they just laughed at me, saw a sloth and carried it for a bit but it tried to bite me so I put it down, saw Taylor swift there too for some reason, she looked pissed off at me, I got frustrated that people were just staring at me and laughing (I was screaming some stupid shit because nobody would tell me where I was) then a police officer came over and I woke up
Very intricately all aspects of the town I live in were upgraded and the place felt secret like it was kept secret from me, everyone was wearing victorian attire and the place seemed alot posher than my own dwellings
Not sure what the fuck this means however but it was interesting nonetheless
No.60507
Dream of hardcore preteen child pornography.
No.60508
>>60507>Dream of hardcore [...]It's an improvement over actually posting it, but can you not post these keywords together like that? You'll invite unwanted attention from feds who are constantly scraping sites with their bots. We've tolerated a couple other pedos because they are more subtle, like redx ( >>>/new/2064 ) and chemfag who's now in jail from getting Chris Hansen'd or something.
No.60524
>>60508HDV won't ban the nonces because he is one
No.60525
>>60511oh dear whatever will I do now
No.60534
>>60525Stop saying "or some shit". Problem solved. You're welcome.
No.60542
>>60541There wasn't any kind of threat posted.
No.60556
>>60542Then I will continue to post 'or some shit' when I want to
NIGGER No.60559
>>60556No one told you to, otherwise.
>or some shitUr engrish bad
No.60566
>>60559I don't care, touch grass or some shit
No.60569
>>60566You do care or you wouldn't have commented. You too, go and touch some grass-poor engrish haver.
No.60770
>>60765I am awake and prepared to be disappointed by the video contents behind that thumbnail heh
No.60771
>>60770I'm immediately expecting the dry voice of a 35 year old man as he rambles over a still background of a video game screencap
No.60776
>>60771no it's just a really good at drawing but completely insane bisexual tranny smut artist who jerks off to cows and other farm animals and four legged feral animals or humans grotesquely transforming into four legged farm or feral animals and shitting
it's perhaps better or worse than the other really good bisexual artist who unlike in his works featuring ladyboys can only repeatedly portray actual women in straight m-on-f scenes being raped in complete discomfort and pain which is likely unappealing to most straight audience but he just resents women
these people's psyche is fun
No.60777
>>60776We need a bell curve meme featuring misogyny
I HATE women because I'm around them and just want to be left alone
No.60778
>>60777>a bell curve mor like a horseshoe
No.60794
>>60777Your alleged hatred of women is small-time compared to the real women-haters I see these days. I can tell due to the lack of passion. When you're writing butthurt articles about how you want to beat women on the daily, like Andrew Anglin, then maybe you can be on top of the hate curve.
No.60796
>>60794Insightful
I'm probably just a wheat growing peasant that worships boobs like my neolithic ancestors
No.60806
Dreamt I was in a burning house. Grabbed what I could on the way out, by the time I was outside there was a new house being built around me.
No.60807
>>60806Sounds like my neighborhood.
No.60911
>>60844She'd have to suck my dick as I suspect that's where the most blood is going to circulate.
No.60914
>>60911Venus angelic the sex worker.
:(
No.60950
>>60914SeeU and Venus Angelic are not the same, she already makes good money from Douyin/TikTok (yes I know nothing's ever enough for a woman) and there's no Onlyfans-equivalent in China since porn is illegal.
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%B0%8F%E6%9F%94SeeUhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_AngelicSeeU is married with a kid and is the ripe milfy age of 33 and avoids drama, whereas Venus Angelic is the cringelord zoomer age of 26 and has a long well-known history of cheating, promiscuity, divorces, other drama, etc. and already looks like an anorexic crack addict without her makeup or filters. So don't compare them. U stink.
No.60951
I had a dream that I went to a resort in Mexico with my grandpa. I splashed around in a stream above a waterfall. He downed a whole bottle of tequila and started singing some old tune about niggers. Dragged him back to the hotel room so he could sober up and was contemplating ordering food for us before I woke up.
No.61806
>>61805Fuck work. Go back to sleep.
No.61825
>>61809Tell them your brother is sick.
No.61826
>>61825It still won't excuse that skippy skid mark. Use a skill saw.
No.61872
>>61806I'm so close to quitting you don't even now, brah.
No.61883
>>61872Do H'what ya gottah do. Ideally, have a second job lined up and put in two weeks notice. Best luck.
No.61906
I take a pill and sleep 10 hours, 18 would be better
No.61964
>>61913NO NOT THE HECKIN' PIE
No.61967
>>61964Truly nightmare worthy!
No.62450
Anytime I have to go pee my dreams are almost always about these huge men's bathrooms, and there are no walls/stalls it's just toilets everywhere randomly scattered and no urinals, but every toilet is either broken down or completely trashed up, clogged and smeared with shit and toilet paper everywhere, and often the floors are overflowed with water, it's almost like an indoor water park, often the lights aren't working properly or flickering like in a horror film, so I have to hop my way carefully on top of stuff to not step in the water and find a working toilet somewhere that I can aim my wiener to pee into but I'm never able to find one.
Or another variant of this dream is I'm in a giant empty office building with most of the lights not working and I'm looking for bathrooms but every single one has a toilet that is broken / fucked up for someone reason so I keep searching.
No.62509
>>62450Last pee dream I remember was at this place that offers tons of art classes. I was there with a bunch of people I knew from various parts of my life. I went in the bathroom and peed all over the sinks and a tray of cupcakes then told a couple guys who came in shortly after me that I couldn't imagine who would do something so fucked up like that.
No.62911
>>60794Anglin would stop writing if he found a tradwife. I would probs stop posting too, though I am writing books and won't ever stop.
I can see myself on Piers Morgan in a decade or half decade
No.62914
>>62911>I can see myself on Piers Morgan in a decade or half decadeCan we get a shout out then?
No.62915
>>62914I just got done chugging a gallon of robitussin.
No.62916
>>62915Do you own a folding scooter?
No.62917
>>62915You should mention that during the interview.
No.62919
>>62917After I get done chugging a gallon of robitussin in their office, I will.
No.62922
>>62919That's two gallons of robitussin. You may need to get your stomach pumped.
No.62924
>>62922It would be one, in their office. Learn how to count.
No.62925
>>62915>I just got done chugging a gallon of robitussin.>>62919>After I get done chugging a gallon of robitussin in their office, I will.Can you explain to the court how two equals one?
No.62927
>>62925Now vs in the future. Are you retarded?
No.62929
>>62925>After I get done Future tense.
No.62944
>>62927Not him but I am CRIPPLINGLY retarded
No.62949
>>62948Not gonna watch that heh
No.62950
>>62949You just did. Stop talking to yourself.
No.62956
Dreamt I was back in my hometown, walking towards my old high school. Some kid tried to pickpocket me so I choked him out a bit then pushed him into traffic, then told his mom to go fuck herself before carrying on my way like the true sigma I am. It was either later in the day or a weekend and I noticed that there was some activity going on so I went through the main entrance to the auditorium. Card tournament. I was going to go in to check it out until I saw somebody I use to know and decided to go say hi to her, except she was already leaving and had a head start on me. By the time I made it through the crowd and out the side exit, she was gone. So instead I went up the mountainside to where there was a hotel. There were a few other people in there and they were all me. There was something behind a fireplace that one of the me's was suppose to find but we were missing some kind of part of the mechanism that would have opened it up, so we split up to go search through the place for it. I took a rifle from a case for some reason and made my way to what I assume was a tower because the stairway kept going up higher than the hotel looked to be when I had gotten their originally. Except it didn't feel infinite, it felt very much that there was an end to it that I was getting to, but the more I went up the more I was getting this pressured feeling that I wasn't alone, I was being watched, and I needed to stop climbing before something happened. I went back down the stairway to go find help, found out instead that one of the other me's found the missing piece. We followed the fireplace me through the fireplace, through some secret rooms, to find another me passed out. We woke my ass up then celebrated by going on a comfy train ride that became a shooting conflict with, of all things, chibi touhous in tanks on the cliffsides trying to stop or board the train. We managed to fight them off and continued on our merry train ride until it came to a tunnel and then I woke up.
No.63628
Dreamt that for some reason I invited this dude I use to know into a place I was renting. After a few minutes of him being there, I remembered how much I despised him and decided to kill him, but my family was there and I didn't want them to see. It took forever to get them to go away, and when they eventually did I stabbed the bajeezus out of him. Felt good.
No.64300
just woke up from a dream where i was at the beach and saved a beached whale
No.64304
>>64300Was it a morbidly obese man or woman?
No.64306
>>64304theres no way im answering such an absurd comment
No.64541
Dreamt I was in kindergarten and was trying to seduce the pretty brunette teacher. She was probably in her 20s or 30s. While we were all at our desks doing our own thing, scribbling on paper or w/e with pencils, and some kids playing with dinosaurs and other toys, as she was roaming around our section of desks she then she asked if any of us had an eraser she could borrow for a bit to help some other kid who was complaining about something he mis-scribbled and so I gave her one of those mini white erasers and told her she could keep it. She thanked me but then said she will go and give me a dollar to pay for it, I responded that there's no need, I have a pack of them in my desk and insisted I had plenty, so she paused for a bit, then gave me warm smile and thanked me again. Sometime later when she roamed around our section again she made this unfunny, somewhat-adult joke something about a couple that got divorced, with the divorced woman already managing to find and live together with a boyfriend almost instantly after separating, and the punchline from the ex-husband went something like "at least she keeps her home fresh and clean!", which wasn't funny at all but I pretended to laugh. She looked at me and smiled while I was pretending to laugh, and because it was apparently convincing enough for her, I got her to stay a while longer with me (to delay her from roaming to other kids) to tell me more unfunny jokes so I could pretend to laugh at them in the hopes of bonding with her, and that's where the dream suddenly ended.
Even in kindergarten we're already simps.
No.64569
>>64452>but then came the zaps/pulses and i knew what it meant so stayed calm and waited for the switchTook the lucid-dreamingpill I see
No.64636
I wish I would have remembered this thread a couple weeks ago, I had one of those mortifying dream, a nightmare that was realistic and pedestrian enough to basically have been my reality in that moment. If I'd recalled this thread and made a note of it maybe I could have been able to ruminate on it more, but I guess it'll just remain one of those psychotic terrors I'll have to live with in my subconscious forevermore heh
No.65675
Had a dream where I was too lazy to go to the store and buy food, so I cut off my dick and cooked it. Fortunately, it was growing back like bamboo. I then somehow ended up taking a test in a classroom, but I couldn't read it for some reason, so I sat there desperately trying to puzzle it together.
No.66280
Dreamt I was a hitman in a world where some sort of creatures had taken power. Not exactly a freedomfighter because I was being paid to do the work. Most of the dream revolved around a hotel in a city. There was some kind of event aggrandizing the creatures taking control and their human puppets were gathering in a single spot some distant, visible location aways. Before the day, we had to take care of somebody in the hotel. Made nice, shared dinner in the hotel restaurant, then took him up to his room and put one in his head. Some kinda snitch. After we cleaned up I was just gonna lock the door but my partner was all "dude, where are you going, we still have to take care of the body". Chopped him up in the tub, stuffed him in some garbage bags, other guy took care of the rest. Then we prepped for the big day. Went up to the roof. Whole public affair, loads of people down on the ground. Midway through some speech we took aim and sniped the tools. Then we booked it down to collect what else we needed to run but the hotel was zeroed in on almost immediately. So we had to run back up the stairs. Got separated. The hallways I was running up got narrower and narrower until it stopped at a window below a shaft that went vertically up to some unseen height. I broke the window and jumped out to fall to what presumably was my death. Woke up.
No.66310
Just like you only got so much brains for one thing only, so do i and my fucking shit. Maybe this one too is easy for you. Or not, which means you like that stupid shit.
No.66855
It's been a while but I had another dream where I kidnapped a kid to raise. lol I wonder what my subconscious is trying to tell me.
No.66856
>>66855kill yourself nonce
No.66871
>>66861honestly though just neck you fucking faggot
No.66907
>>66906Thanks, budd-
>dandyHEY
No.66926
Jews are Alien Hybrids "From another Galaxy" ((So says Rabbi Laitman))
https://www.bitchute.com/video/0wqPXvTFpoYf/ No.66990
had a dream last night, was in thailand or a country of the same type, working in a bamboo skyscraper, that sold bonsai trees, i found a bonsai that was tiny and had an almost completely flat pot, it was great, so i took it, not sure if i stole it though, i was scaling on the outside climbing across a floor taking it home when someone pushed my fingers off one of the support posts, causing me to nearly fall, i looked up and it was a small child, i said "what the fuck are you doing you little cunt" and his mother who was next to him started having a go at me, i looked at her and it was pam from the office, only she looked older, had greying dry hair and her hairline was FUCKED, like it was at the middle of the top of her head, MAD receedance im talking.
i managed to climb down but about 20 feet from the bottom but i fell and dropped the bonsai which snapped, a support i was holding onto starting bending over and then snapped too which woke me up.
it was pretty interesting of an atmosphere being high up in a mountain scaling across a bamboo skyscraper, i believe the building itself was a bonsai tree retail store, there were many asian workers walking around and scaling it, was cool tbh, not sure why fucked-up-hairline pam from the office was there though
No.67458
I was butthurt because I had a dream thinking about how Rose from Titanic probably lost her virginity to Jack like 2 days after meeting him. Left me in a sour mood for a while really. The loss of something beautiful or precious
No.67459
I think it's happier we'd let them get away with it, after so many years of being our special inmates... I might just get a tattoo over it!
No.72925
>>3338When the visuals and sounds start, I often do something like imagine myself walking, maybe running or jumping, and then I feel around the room or the ground. But I've never been good at stabilizing the dream sadly. I get too excited or something and then wake up. Or I try and FUCK someone woman in her mouth or somewhere and wake up quickly.
>See hot woman in dream>Try and rip off pants and belt (and I don't even wear a belt most of the time) and its like I'm moving at quarter speed or through molasses No.72927
Had a dream where my brother killed himself, because he wife ran away and I had to raise their kid. They don't actually have children, but I hope this wasn't a glimpse into the future.
No.72928
had a dream where i was living with some group of people and a family of natives and i guess i had a crush on some sickly native woman and at one point i started sobbing and because her body was rapidly rotting while she was still alive and her sister was getting mad at me for not helping her but anytime i tried to lift her up her flesh would just fall off. she eventually stood up on her own and was mostly a skeleton from the breasts down. i also got in trouble for trying to steal alcohol earlier in the dream.
No.72929
Dreamt I was sculpting and painting a little miniature guy sat on a toilet atop a tiled base.
I remember drawing out an overly detailed grid to make sure the big hourglass shape I wanted to paint on the tiles was perfectly symetrical.
I might actually sculpt and paint toiletbro one day so I don't forget about him.
No.72930
had a different dream where i was at my grandparents house and my grandma made me bacon mac and cheese then i killed an intruder by whacking him with a baseball bat which caused him to fall down the basement stairs. their basement had a high ceiling and a very nice pool table and a bar and two bathrooms and tons of other stuff. wish that house stayed in the family but it was in a bad neighborhood (lots of ethnics moved in over the years).
No.72935
Had dream I was spying on Hugh Jackman buying books in a supermarket by flying a drone above him and taking pics, so that I could see which books he was buying, while standing next to him in line
No.72936
>>72935Sounds like homo stalker behavior.
No.72940
>>72936I then had a convo with a cashier girl who asked me if I wanted to buy the store loyality card thing and I explained why in a logical way why it probably wasn't appropriate but I prolly just wanted to hear her voice and use her for experience
No.72971
>taking a nap
>dream i'm collecting kittens
>so many god damn kittens
>i'm in bed and they're just everywhere, napping in bed with me
>suddenly some kids break into my room and start stomping on the kittens in my bed
>they're yelling that there's too many kittens in the city
>there's some horrible spastic edm music playing
I swear to god, I friggen woke up and saw something moving in the dark in my room. It looked like a big fucking snake crawling into my closet. Shined my phone light at it, no snake. What the flip.
No.72972
>>72971They've watched Varg's video and know cats are an African invasion species that goes around killing native European fauna.
No.72974
>>72972Varg is literally retarded. Even his stupid viking sagas he fawns over talk about cats.
No.72975
>>72974The lynx doesn't count!
No.72976
>>72975It's literally a cat. They can even breed true with domestic cats.
No.72977
Holy shit they added two of the flags I requested. Th-thanks
No.72978
>>72972Cats are based. Lots of fauna NEEDS to DIE. I have three cats specifically for killing wildlife
No.72979
>>72978cats are basically little conquistadors killing savage natives which is based as fuark
>>72974varg also thinks everyone with brown eyes is a nigger and everyone with blue eyes is white
>>72971that was the demon that feeds on your dreams, do this ritual to banish him
http://www.thelemapedia.org/index.php/Lesser_Ritual_of_the_Pentagram No.72980
>>72978Extremely based. Fuck birds and bird lovers.
No.73096
>>72988pipedream andy, europa is never going to be a thing that exists outside of your fragile little head
No.77559
Had a wet dream last night, went like this
>is it in? my ass is so loose
>I just made it past the crust hair barrier and I’m entering the crust hole, feels like I’m poking a breaded chicken cutlet with my dick
>break that fucking crust hymen
>im through, its in, crunchy on the outside soft on the inside
>oh your dick in my ass is making me need to shit
>shit on my dick…
>im shitting *BRAAAAAAAAAALPH*
>fuck shit right into my urethra…
>I did blast the shit-dick spaghetti down my throat!
>im shit-cumming! *long strand of shit from his dick laces his lips*
>the brown stache… i needed this
>im gonna shit, I’m shitting out my ass and dick at the same time
>*squeeeeBRAAAAAALLLPPHH*
