No.114984
Heh I bought 2 spy pen cams and a waterproof watch from Amazon for $119 total but it only charged me for the $19 or $25 watch but the email came through as all 3 bought, and it turns out I got the 2 cams in the mail today heh tards. Aint gonna tell them like a slippery nigga.
No.114988
>>114949I havent reproduced and I'm in my mid 30s but this borax drinking free diving lunatic did, what does that say about me ahh
No.114991
>>114988Why would you want to reproduce or use that as a metric of functioning or achievement
No.115032
>>114991Because I'm human, not an animal. I care about the future.
No.115060
>>115032What evidence is there that you will be making the future better by making a child who lives in it?
How sure are you that the future won't be complete torture slavery for 90+ % of humans?
No.115075
>>114991I need to replicate myself so I can do more damage to the world, consume more resources, make life worse for everyone else, etc etc
No.115076
God my brother is an idiot, thinks I'm going to get the cops called on me for chatting up cashiers at the register at IGA lol
No.115090
In a previous post I claimed Larry Arnn tickled me in a way that wasn't overtly sexual, in the basement of Harley terletty Analickin' Pair-Itch.
Thinking more about how the children we thought were Larry and Pannys, and about how they had dark curly hair unlike Larry or panny, and how Larrys favorite philosophers are gay atheist Jews, and how the kids are taller than Larry and look like Jews, I realized that Larry arn is a gay or bisexual who raised the children of another man as part of a deal with someone from the Mont Peleron institute. When he adopted the triple Mexican butt baby he was hoping to turn it into a depraved enlightened bisexual as well, but I don't think it worked out
No.115098
>>115090Thinking about the near-sexualisms of my highschool time at
*LSD* *CAD***, one of them was changing into my Friedrich costumes for the play the Sound of Music (Which was probably jew propaganda ) in front of Mrs Brady, who was bald on top like a monk or scalped chicken. To be fair the running shorts we wore in public as part of the Sports scam we were involved in were equally revealing with boxer briefs or whatever I was wearing under my costumes. Still, it was weird to have a middle aged women seeing us change.
Her husband was one of my soccer coaches and also a prosecutor. He was accused of being a gay homosexual by some meth head I talked to years later . Meth head also accused a local judge of gayism . Same meth head claimed there are tunnels under my town, which I've since heard from other more reliable sources.
No.115102
Board so slow. Arkkh.
No.115103
My blonde IDIOT oneitits got a tat on her sleeve... I didn't really grasp what it was, I was havin' a chat with the Asian guy at the regisgter while she was side by side with him. Groooosssss. What a fool. I thought this might happen... (obvsly).
Talking to the Asian guy about stuff that matters lol, about how I thought Goblin Slayer was not really that rancid with it's rape scenes, didn't deserve to get cancelled or whatever... Lol.
Anyyway bros this girl could like cut a knife through me with her eyes she was that prtrty FUCK... So nervous around her. Most horrible story ever told right? Idkwtf she got with. I didn't make a move for yearz and then someone swiped her fuck!!!!
No.115106
>>115102literally blame HDV and phantasm
No.115115
>>115112My lawn mower blowing up in my face is such a big fucking scary fear. Almost nothing scares me, I mean no film has scared me for... I can't even remember lol, I guess there's gore and whatever, but the idea that the lawn mower blades could somehow come loose and swipe my leggies off is never not gonna be irrelevant.
Although I also get scared I'll somehow electrocute myself in the shower with an electric razor that gets wet. Anyway I like typing this stuff out even though it scares me and I know it obviously gives KIKE gangstalkkers some ideas etc or how to lay a hit and make it look like an accident, but I felt like typing my feels.
No.115126
>>115115Why use an electric razor in the shower anyway, huh?
No.115127
I guess the lawnmower thing is a little scary, I'm not sure of there's a precedent for it but if one of the blades gets loose from hitting a rock or something that could be catastrophic heh
No.115139
>>115135These actually work just fine, though if you have a yard with a lot of twigs and uneven terrain and such they're not as effective. A single small twig can stop this thing dead in its tracks. Other than that the results are "good enough" unless you're a super fastidious boomer.
No.115140
>>115115Average white American male - Scared of mower which cuts grass and razor which cuts hair... Riding the mower, feeling it's vibration in your groin, it's loud sounds and dusty fumes engulfing neighbors, they see you riding , they hating, this is real life, not a simulation at all, you aren't having your energy harvested
No.115141
This damn recliner tips backward almost every time I recline all the way. Presumably it was designed for people with fat legs and asses. I with my normal to thin legs, thin to non-existent ass, and large mosqular shoulders and large, bulging veiny full of drugs and information head, am not a suitable rider for this recliner. The other day I woke up falling backward in it. Since it's cushioned it doesn't hurt that bad falling in it. Still it can't be good for me or the recliner.
No.115148
>>115127What do you mean you guess? Bruv take a litle look at any of the ol' Final Destinations... The last one was pretty guf btw.
Freakin spinny metal sharp bladey chippy slicey blades could swipe a finger or even cleave a whole arm off I reckon its ppossible heh.. There was this really good film about tgis as well, reallty scarfy fkln sounds, not that the sound s arent't scary arleady, but I do dxm and I hallucinate lol, so I get auditory enhancement, auditory hallucinations, as well as external hallucinations (visual hallucinations) - which is when you see things that are not exactly there, or otherwise that your perception is altered, which is what hallucinogens do - I'm a little bit of an amateur expert in halluicnogen usage, but very amateurish in pharmacology but it's very interesting stuff.
"In a Violent Nature" 2024, bretty gud movie, sticks with you (maybe not if you're some hardcore jaded liveleak genx Sam Hyde watcher).
No.115164
I failed half my classes first semester of college at the Conservikike christfuck jew pedophile controlled college in my hometown. I decided not to enroll in the next semester and spent the spring working at a Fart Food Restaurtaint. The guy that "trained me" on the "Burger board" my first day was dating a flat faced bitch who worked the "Drive thru". After a few months of working there he somehow introduced me to his ex Morgoth (who worked at an Ice cream restaurant). Eventually she and I start a "Relationship". Since I lived at my parents, who were christfags and did not want me "Getting frisky" on their watch, I made a deal with Jewie Dichael Tickle Crikey who had an extra room in his apartment in which I planned to have sex with Morgoth.
I bought some heroin from a guy at work and he warned me that it was adulterated with fentanyl, which I wasn't familiar with. It was clear to me that I should be cautious.
I had been friends in highschool with Wealthy Saul Peigh-Weigh the Third. He often crashed at the apartment of his "Girlfriend" Whory Tory Billsley. Morgoth and I and my heroin fentanyl went there one night and Saul, Tory and I all snorted a bit - but Tory puked because she's a useless cunt and then asked for more. I dont remember if I gave her anymore. Anyways Morgoth and I left for Jewie DT Crikey's apartment and we had sex there, the fentanyl should have made me able to fuck for hours but I think it was a typical virginal pump and dump. I remember having a nice time nodding out in bed. We had sex at that same apartment a few more times over the next few weeks or months. Later I became roommates with Wealthy Saul at Torys old place after she dropped out of college and let him finish the lease. Morgoth and I also had sex there more than a few times.
No.115188
Fun fact: cannibal does not come from the combination of Canaanite and Baal. It actually comes from a tribe of Caribbeans that Christopher Columbus found. I just found this out after years of being told differently.
No.115273
>>115271Even with it being known that most people are actually fucking retarded, clueless, tasteless, ignoramuses seeing this is very demoralizing. LOL
No.115275
Though fwiw accounts relying on AI to that extent are in all likelihood botting their content as well. Probably what they're spending time doing rather than putting sincere effort into their product
No.115306
Everyone talking up this PHP thing but nothing seems to actually be happening. Wake me up when Skynet starts throwing nukes.
No.115314
I tried some dual monitor looks, but I think I want a new desk. I have quite a bit of fun theorycrafting setups...
No.115316
77.1kg. Losing weight feels so good.
No.115506
I watched a Sargon video for the first time in years. He's still doing the schtick of acting smug and laughing smugly to own le leftists. A world of difference between doing this now and doing this back in 2016 and before. Back then it was badass because it felt like there really was some momentum behind shitting on leftists, like maybe something was going to change. Not it's embarrassing. His smugness does not sell anymore, not least of all after he failed at being a politician and his country is basically defunct.
No.115573
My retarded phone semi-bricked me at this Samsung account login thing, I think it's because I don't have a Samsung account yet, but tbh it's prolly a good idea becuz my other phone got malware rooted which rly fkn sucks. I've had 2 phones rooted heh lol very bad. Bit of a warning 4 u guise but u r all smarter and more tech savvy than me it seems n e way.
So I couldn't go out, wanted to go to some dance clasess but my phone aint workin... Could've used other phone I guess but didn't want to expend effort...
But tbh I like this lifestyle I'm slowly building where I have multiple pc's, multiple phones. Very fkn useful. Because the man is trying to backdoor you every chance he can. The PM of my country would prolly literally read my dream diary if he could snatch it from me.
No.115642
>>115573to be honest*
probably*
because*
really*
fucking*
for*
you*
guys*
you*
are*
anyway*
working*
to be honest*
fucking*
probably*
stop saying literally
No.115648
>>115642Goys enjoy trying to sound smart/stupid and they eventually forget that it began as an "Act"
No.115671
>>115648buzzword buzzword buzzword, sasuga namefag
No.115679
>>115642He actually literally would take my diary from me and read right through it and keep a copy and give it to the abc's.
>>115648Yes.
No.115681
>>115680flew into a thunderstorm and plane malfunctioned
